Two and a Half Men | Charlie Strikes Out With the Soccer Moms

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Charlie (Charlie Sheen) attends Jake's (Angus T. Jones) soccer game (violently hungover) and meets several single moms. In an attempt to snag a date with one of them, Charlie finds himself at the not-so-perfect playdate. (Season 1 Episode 5).
Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.
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@leonidasg2257 2 года назад

Lets take a moment to appreciate how practical and straight to the point Gloria was :).

@11UncleBooker22 2 года назад

Yes, Charlie would have been much happier with that arrangement seeing that his lifestyle is more conducive to that form of relationship. Gloria is a woman who knows what she wants and makes time to fill the emptiness, that's refreshing and positive.

@johnhammond3605 2 года назад

No she really wasn't....... Ernie this Ernie that she couldn't keep her nose out of Ernie's business.... that's why Charlie had nothing special in his mind for her except the usual pump and dump

@danf4447 2 года назад

@@11UncleBooker22 words.... so so many words...

@alphabogeyman7462 2 года назад

@@11UncleBooker22 Men love to pick up women,we don't want women doing the same to us.

@krishna_o15 2 года назад

@@11UncleBooker22 no she the typical divorced women who is just looking for her next man who can pay and take care of her child

@ricardomargera Год назад

My uncle passed away almost ten years ago, and he was kinda like Charlie. A womanizer, alcoholic, artistically talented, and the best uncle someone could ask for. I miss him every day of my life. And this vid just reminded me of how much I love him, and how much I miss him.

@Conneck_Mhike Год назад

Charlie Margera🥺

@vaporwave1450 Год назад

Thats pretty cool

@jelenajelenic9069 Год назад

I'M SORRY VERY VERY MUCH.HE WAS A GREAT MAN I SUPOSE.BCS I LIKE CHARLIE AND IF HE WAS LIKE HIM YOU BE GREATFULL.(IF I WRITED RIGHT).UNCLE IS UNCLE💋💋💋💖💖💖💖💖💖

@Maximum7077 Год назад

My friends uncles nickname is uncle Charlie. Who of you can tell me why Xd

@jelenajelenic9069 Год назад

@@Maximum7077 Awsome

@TheWillisShow 2 года назад

“Please don’t make me talk.” 😂😂 that line gets me every time!

@cherie4744 2 года назад

Back when two and a half men was actually funny

@JamesRodriguez10783 2 года назад

Show died with Charlie’s character

@cherie4744 2 года назад

@@JamesRodriguez10783 Exactly

@smitprmr 2 года назад

Yes

@jorgeherrera1074 2 года назад

It was never funny

@jamescollier3 2 года назад

@@jorgeherrera1074 k. karen

@robdog1245 2 года назад

Charlie is 100% one of my friends. “I’m terminally hungover.”

@codymadison9993 Год назад

Charlie is more interested in those boys than the mom. Get a new friend.

@MrBrown-Braggs_America Год назад

It's called AIDS

@jameshaggerty8348 11 месяцев назад

Never mix tequila and bourbon

@sweetchakri 2 года назад

This is what is called gold writing 🥰

@fonkamex Год назад

I agree. Those writers were geniuses.

@peterswift5703 2 года назад

Kate was the the most real woman in the episode 😍

@Jaishiro 2 года назад

Facts.

@sevach Год назад

The soccer moms being like vultures were realistic too.

@derwilhelmovic1617 2 года назад

Charlie Sheen's such a king it's unbelievable

@AdityaT03 2 года назад

It's funny coz in soccer no.9 is the number given to the central striker so it makes it worse that Jake just didn't manage to score for his team at all.

@JamesRodriguez10783 2 года назад

Reminds me of Torres at Chelsea

@AdityaT03 2 года назад

@@JamesRodriguez10783 Reminds me of every no.9 at Chelsea.😂

@kilor78 2 года назад

If you loose that high the striker usually has the least fault

@JamesRodriguez10783 2 года назад

@@AdityaT03 😆 True.

@josephbassey1501 2 года назад

I just knew a Chelsea reference will definitely come up in this thread Another chelsea match coming up (Brighton v Chelsea) and all I can see is a draw or even a loss. This team has become so pathetic, I can't even muster up hope for a win

@jamesstambough4398 Год назад

This was one of the best episodes of the series. Showing the character’s personalities while being hilarious.

@UFO_808 5 месяцев назад

Which episode is it?

@jamesstambough4398 5 месяцев назад

Season one episode 2 or 3

@at.4283 2 года назад

There ain't any TV shows like this now 😕

@carlossierra2812 2 года назад

People are way too sensitive these days lol

@joedickinson6566 2 года назад

Because everyone is watching stuff like this and looking back with Nostalgia

@JamesRodriguez10783 2 года назад

True. Nothing like this

@johnsmith-ht3sy Год назад

Cancelled my BBC license tax 7 years ago, TV is so yesterday.

@jannesalo6348 4 месяца назад

True.

@shadowlesswarrior 2 года назад

“Quality uncle time with Jake” I need to start using that excuse.

@Jonathan-hm2gq 2 года назад

would have loved to see more of her on the show, wouldve been a great sidecharacter

@NPGamer11 2 года назад

She could have been one of the more grounded characters, a rock to keep steady on amidst all the shenanigans and mishaps. But Charlie just doesn't roll like that.

@markborishnikoff5485 2 года назад

I’m fine with what we got.

@mclovin7375 2 года назад

@@NPGamer11 Charlies therapist already played that part.

@TheKingTywinLannister Год назад

Ou no. Definitely a NO

@georgemoore7186 2 года назад

When Charlie left it was no longer Two and a half Men, it turned into 3 childish teenagers!

@marcuslong9761 Год назад

His daughter was the most masculine one lol

@josecarranza7555 2 года назад

One of the funniest shows ever.

@brocks1stop342 Год назад

"I have three kids, I'm divorced and at the peek of my sexuality" hey this show is funny!

@debarshidas8072 Год назад

2 truths and a lie- delusional hag edition

@TheKingTywinLannister Год назад

Yeah. I lost my appetite

@siryoga384 9 месяцев назад

She forgot to say she is old and men she wanted no longer want her, they want her 22 year old daughter now.

@Vito_Caligiuri 7 месяцев назад

@@siryoga384I’m 26 and I’d do her. She’s not bad looking

@Vito_Caligiuri 7 месяцев назад

@@siryoga384she’s at the peek of her sexuality. She’s not looking to settle down. She’s looking for men in their 20’s. I approve

@stewie9736 2 года назад

90's and 2000's were the best years of tv shows now everything is pg and doesn't have funny jokes anymore

@tomriddle2257 2 года назад

What is pg?

@a.b.6233 2 года назад

@@tomriddle2257 politically gorregt

@aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад

@@a.b.6233 Politically Correct*

@a.b.6233 2 года назад

@@aleksandarvil5718 Did you get my joke?

@aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад

@@a.b.6233 Gorregt = ?!??

@doubleface1053 Год назад

Charlie Sheen is legend and always will be remember

@bluetickfreddy101 2 года назад

When a sitcom was worth watching

@Lobselvith 2 года назад

It's no wonder kids are messed up, they don't even keep the score at a soccer game?!? that's 1 sure way to mess kids up.

@purpose6113 2 года назад

They predicted the future

@ronnieb8893 2 года назад

Yea 2004 was a wild time

@MavMcLeod 2 года назад

Yeah, we used to get trophies for winning. Today everyone gets one for participating..... Oh tempora, oh mores!

@pflaffik 2 года назад

Actually they did that for puppy class at dog shows long before this. Every puppy got a simple “contestant” price.

@StCreed 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure the kids keep score. They can count, after all.

@leejoelbeasley5005 2 года назад

Charlie can not use Jake to pick up women , but Alan can use Charlies house to live in without paying rent.

@seanodonnell429 2 года назад

That’s correct. The Constitution forbids indentured servitude. Charlie can make Alan pay rent, or he can kick him out. Those are his options.

@leejoelbeasley5005 2 года назад

@@seanodonnell429weather not or you can use the age old practice of using children to pick up a date is not in the constitution.

@rickbailey189 2 года назад

That what family's for right?

@kewGarden Год назад

@@leejoelbeasley5005 You haven't tried to take it to SCOTUS.

@Agent.Wadsworth Год назад

Charlie could get a dog, but at least he doesn't need to walk his nephew.

@J.Giovanni 2 года назад

Charlie at 0:59 : So who's winning? Me: Leonard DiCaprio pointing at tv meme

@saavanelias8059 4 месяца назад

WINNING!

@themarquis336 2 года назад

It’s awesome seeing this in such high def.

@OCX600RR 8 месяцев назад

3:27 Is so perfect hahaha

@migueltrujillo3326 Год назад

"It not if win or lose it if you beat the spread" lol

@---kr3zg Год назад

Charlie didn't strike out he was just smart especially with the 2 blondes

@bartbullock7817 9 месяцев назад

Ol' Charlie.. Everybody else had to show up and act, Charlie just had to show up, Man what a gig.

@fonkamex Год назад

This episode showed the reality of being a soccer mum.

@szilardtatar97 11 месяцев назад

- Charlie we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.. - Should have thought of that before you taught him to count Man this show was brilliant, hands down! :D

@allans7281 Год назад

Charlie Sheen was everything for that show

@starflash08 2 года назад

I’ve watched these so many times over the years however I never seen this one, thanks for posting

@ant8874 2 года назад

bruh, i swore i had seen every episode of this show but i’ve never seen this like you.. it’s kinda trippy that i never knew about this one

@yudhajitvishwakarman0825 2 года назад

it's on Netflix....this episode is part of season 1

@TheScarletSlayer 2 года назад

@@ant8874 same actually I thought I'd seen them all but I've never seen this one

@jonathanbednarek608 Год назад

Best opening to an episode

@eyadbe2024 2 года назад

I miss those days

@CastelliMoni 2 года назад

My too!

@muriloalmeida1824 2 года назад

You and me both!

@supremeteam1831 2 года назад

Yep

@raji8671 2 года назад

😭 So badddd

@deedewald1707 2 года назад

I like your original comment !

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад

What's your definition of "strikes out"? I saw one offering him regular hookups, the second one being interested, and the third telling him to ask her on a date.

@cobraelectric 2 года назад

A more appropriate title would be 'charlie gets his pick of the soccer moms'

@scott19087 2 года назад

Well 3 strikes and youre out, I counted 3 women so in a way it’s kinda right lol

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад

@@scott19087 Not 3 strikes, 3 hits.

@extraconsesame8251 2 года назад

He needed a 4th girl in the epsiode to give him a handy so he could hit for the cycle. Girl in the stands for a single, Kate for a double, handy Sandy for a triple, and the blonde who gave Charlie a 3 hour window to do whatever he wanted to her being the home run.

@odiousmortem9896 Год назад

Definitely the wrong title for this video

@amysmileyreid95 2 года назад

Straight to the point. I wish all women were like that.

@bad2dabohn1992 2 года назад

Only on sitcoms my friend lol

@Randomdudefromtheinternet 2 года назад

@@bad2dabohn1992 And late night at Appleee’s.

@Ezequiel-lh4ub 2 года назад

Ohh belive me they are, but not with everybody...just when they are on the mood and with someone they like.

@baron9676 2 года назад

Where's the fun in that?

@2309davidobando Год назад

After hitting the wall they turn like that

@kashewz 6 месяцев назад

He didn't strike out. He just didn't want them lol.

@michaelhorn4540 2 года назад

One of the best shows ever

@crotalusatrox7931 2 года назад

Best sitcom of its days.

@dam9221 2 года назад

Best tv Sitcom ever 🤣🤣🤣

@khankake9576 2 года назад

Superstore is better

@dam9221 2 года назад

@@khankake9576 for Me NO

@keithbannister9271 9 месяцев назад

Second best, after Seinfeld. 💯

@marklopez555 10 месяцев назад

Charly sheen made this series, Ashton Kutchner ruined it .

@TheKiki3212 Год назад

I would've love to see her more

@jameshaggerty8348 Год назад

Seasons 1-5 were the best

@HookedOnSonics518 Год назад

We need more women like Gloria ❤

@gatekeeperboxing5898 Год назад

I think there are more than enough, i'm sure you'll find one. If not someone else certainly will.

@Goatlikeitornot 7 месяцев назад

There's so many women like Gloria.

@FunYl 2 года назад

My favorite series

@Tim_the_Enchanter 5 месяцев назад

"Gloria has to get home to her many, many children." Claws out.

@rdr691 2 дня назад

This soccer mom deserves a sitcom for herself!

@miamisdubbleoochico8143 2 года назад

That ladies resume is superb‼️😩🤣

@streetphone4619 2 года назад

"We wouldn't want to pry," LOL LOL LOL

@joaobc5477 2 года назад

"Jake is fine he's ten" hahahah

@muhammsherwan9617 Год назад

I stopped watching when Charlie went out

@arsleneloualich7608 5 дней назад

Same here !

@ntandazosogoni6952 2 года назад

That sounds like an infant crying though because 🤣🤣😂😂

@pflaffik 2 года назад

Thats what i thought too!

@Fork1 2 года назад

The only thing buggering me is that the hungover went over so quickly!

@DavidSmith-pg1ob 2 года назад

It's "bugging". "Buggering" means something else. 😀

@Fork1 2 года назад

@@DavidSmith-pg1ob Thanks for the correction! English is only a 2nd language to me!

@huenhuan2103 Год назад

Don't be bugged. Charlie's solution to never having a hungover is to keep drinking. Must imagine he started drinking again once he got home.

@brucegilbert7243 Год назад

Soccer Moms carry more baggage than a Red Cap.

@ahmadaldrase7065 2 года назад

Best actor in sitcom

@coryw3339 Год назад

It's funny how they make his character irresistable to every single female he meets.

@JLAAMERICA Год назад

Which in reality isn't truth

@robinsonmeitei3633 2 года назад

Without Charlie it's not fun anymore

@rik-keymusic160 Год назад

One of the best shows!!!

@bryanjohnson8162 2 года назад

You should have thought of that before you tell him to count 🤣🤣🤣

@davejay6855 2 года назад

If this is "striking out" then I don't even want to think about what term I'd have to use for my own experiences...

@harbinger_1984 2 года назад

They are not keeping score!? It's like working without pay.

@pflaffik 2 года назад

Welcome to socialism, you just described why it doesnt work. In China it “works” because they have a socialist system with a capitalism economic model.

@Pravdacz-tp8zu 6 месяцев назад

@@pflaffikI mean, currency-less society is something to strive for. Too sad that people aren't ready for it yet. We're too individualistic for that.

@Nhamp2000 Год назад

I remember when this show came on the air and I didn't watch it for the first couple of seasons. Then a friend of mine told me how hilarious it was and that I needed to watch it, so I gave it a three episode try. They'll never find his body.

@kenhill6077 2 года назад

Love this episode.funny and cool

@parthakaarjun 2 года назад

This is the best amongst equals (when Charlie was involved) every line is a 🤣

@hemantwaghmare527 2 года назад

I like her honesty. 💜💜

@marcuslong9761 Год назад

She cornered him like a caged animal lol

@benjamintribe4652 Год назад

She pounced on him like a lioness hunting a gazelle!!😆

@StarWarsMoments 8 месяцев назад

Your definition of striking out is very different than mine.

@stevehartman1730 8 месяцев назад

I really like Kate Mclaughlin shes hot

@paulsmith-ll9vg 2 года назад

has charlie ever not got lucky with a girl, i bet he`s probably even got history with judith.

@mosebolebitsa2630 2 года назад

Oh he hates Judith he he d never nail her. She s a definate no no for him

@paulsmith-ll9vg 2 года назад

@@mosebolebitsa2630 maybe not, but your got to admit for a moaning bullbreaker, judiths kind of hot.

@mr-is2bf 2 года назад

I remember one episode where he was starring at her and she was in her bikini😂

@pflaffik 2 года назад

Judith was hot ok, and Charlie should love her for the way she made Alan suffer, i know i did.

@bobsmith962 2 года назад

That's why Judith hates him .. but wants him.

@extraconsesame8251 2 года назад

2:58 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IM OLDER I GET THAT JOKE. but... it's not a joke for me no more

@nelsonmejiaslozada9362 Год назад

Charlie talks like Kimi Raikkonen when is hangover, brutal!

@elgar6743 Год назад

lol...!!

@stevenstoltenberg5460 2 года назад

Miss this show

@albertsports2272 7 месяцев назад

Charlie Sheen is the 🐐 of sitcom😂

@kingtigercrownestate9102 2 года назад

At what point did he strike out? He got hit on by all the women.

@supernaturalsupremeslayer8152 2 года назад

He striked out at the end of this episode, he went out with the soccer mom he talked with at the bleachers 2:25 & she didn't want a 1 night stand & wanted a long term commitment

@NLSkooch Год назад

When he was hung over he sounded just like his dad in apocalypse now.

@glodusmuspell9069 2 года назад

Why can't they throw rocks?😂

@easonzenilkhan3393 2 года назад

The only line i remember in this episode is :all aboard gloria

@alexh8613 2 года назад

She has her own travel company, but only works 50 hours a week???

@adarshdattatraya4972 2 года назад

Yeah more like reserving seats on buses and all

@DivineRedwood 2 года назад

She'd could hire someone to help her, but she can't, because she has trust issues. That's why she works ridiculous hours.

@alphabogeyman7462 2 года назад

@@DivineRedwood I don't understand why a woman would leave her husband and then start jumping from one man to the next.

@techbuildspcs 2 года назад

@@alphabogeyman7462 because you have to make up for lost time.

@doughesson 2 года назад

I remember my first part time job,too

@ideaynojodas 2 года назад

I miss Charlie! 😭😭😭

@polyglot8 Год назад

Great paraprosdokian one-liners! Love this show 😂

@nazifhossain1352 2 года назад

The title should be "soccer moms strike out with Charlie"

@Mostopinionatedmanofalltime 9 месяцев назад

That soccer mom is the woman who played Natasha the Russian woman in that episode of Seinfeld when George was trying to get that suit that was on sale.😅

@ricksmith780 Год назад

This was a great show!!!

@mariosolis5121 Год назад

Liz Vasey one of my favorites

@hirokomlm131 Год назад

In NYC, women with untrained dogs are the new single moms. You'll have no peace while the dog is there, and if you manage to get some quality time with her away from the dog she doesn't know what to do with herself and she's calling the sitter every twenty minutes to check on the dog.

@jackjack4412 11 месяцев назад

That sounds terrible.

@j.thomas7128 10 месяцев назад

I love soccer moms... it's my best line. Go to a kid's soccer game and when a soccer mom asks, "Which one is yours? ", answer, "I don't have any." "I come to games to pick up soccer moms; by chance do you have 30 minutes and a minivan"? You might get rejected 20 times, but who cares? You only need one, yes.

@EmptyMan000 3 месяца назад

Attrition Tactics. A classic strategy that basically banks on just doing the same thing over and over and expecting the result you want.

@randyjohnson6845 2 года назад

Ms Gloria was on Seinfeld..she was pregnant had walked out on George on a date and told Elaine what day and time she was due..Elaine asked her that's a specific time..she said my doctor said if I dont schedule a time for a C section and have a natural birth I would have a psychotic episode

@theskyisblue8979 2 года назад

It’s funny because I didn’t ask

@saintlouis1087 2 года назад

Shes also the Russian chick at the store where George hides the suit and they have the Elaine mannequin

@randyjohnson6845 2 года назад

@@saintlouis1087 yes...the suite that he hides and a look alike george wanted to buy...

@urosg9551 2 года назад

Gloria aka Natasha from euro trash store

@kneekoo 2 года назад

Sports without keeping score? I hope that's just the script, nothing to do with reality. :P

@_freedomordeath_ 2 года назад

Might be But participation medals in america are real Thats why they got this new era of messed up people aka liberals

@starwing0 2 года назад

@@_freedomordeath_ why? If they are losing what do you care, and if they are winning it’s even better for you that they are not keeping scores

@andresmadrid9260 2 года назад

@@starwing0 Winning and losing are part of life, sometimes we win sometimes we lose. And Sports teach us how to handle wins and losses with dignity. In Life people Will not give you participation trophies.