Johnny S and Alexander Edward Pytko+ he had money it just that he a punk ass simp and a five people ruined it for him wanna know their names evelyn, Charlie, Judith, Jake and Bertha when those five came into his life Alan was fucked yeah some of it was his own doing but those five played a very big part of it
@@georgebrice3831 Negative. Alan Is And Always Was A Simp From His Youth. He Rolled With The "Geek Club", Got Off, Habitually By Having The Family Dog Lick Peanut Butter Off Of His Testicles Which Is "Bestiality". He Grew Up Embracing More Of His Feminine Side & Cross Dressed Bcuz Deep Down, He's A Closet Case Wee-Nee Bandit, And, like he told Charlie in 1 episode, "I Been Having Money Problems, Since, Well, Since High School". He tried 2 come off as a Highly "Moral" person but he was/is no different than the people he wolfed shit about. A Penny-Pinching Mooch Was Setting A Great Example 4 His Son 2C. He Ran His Mouth 2 Charlie 4 His "Flings" But deep down, Alan Was Hatin' on Charlie and Jealous. He was with Lindsay And Cheated On Her With Melissa. He Was Dating 2 Women At Once And Got Hit With A Stun Gun When He Showed Up At Her House Unannounced. He was bangin' his best friend "Larry" ol lady (Lindsay) behind his back. He Scammed His Own Family Who Housed and Fed Him Out Of Thousands Of Dollars. And, When Walden gave him a job on his committee, He paid Alan $50,000.00 A Year. and yet, STILL didnt pay rent or pitch in on utilities. It wasnt ANY of these women's fault that Alan was this way. He was/is a full grown man capable of making his own decisions. Alan was a Bitch Ass Punk Mudda Fucka Bcuz He Chose 2B.... Additionally, Alan Win Half A Million Dollars In Season 3 And STILL Chose 2B A Penny Pinching Mooch And Remained That Way 2 The Very End. He's A Simp Bcuz That Is Who And What Alan Chooses 2 Be. Sorry So Long
@JOHNNY S. Yeah, when he had a date, he would say that he forgot his wallet when he intentionally left it at home so she would pay for all of it. He did that with Lyndsey a lot. This should've happened at one point. Alan: Oh, can you believe it, I forgot my wallet!(laughing) Lyndsey:(fed up) That does it, Alan! If you can't afford to pay for even your own have of dinner then you can't afford to have a girlfriend, either!(she storms out) Alan: Lyndsey wait! The waiter shows Alan the bill. Alan tries to distract the waiter and run out without paying but 2 big waiters grab him and carry him back by the arms and he has his feet kicking the air. Alan calls Charlie and asks Charlie if he could come over and pay his restaurant bill. Charlie says, "No, you need to learn not to leave your wallet at home," and hangs up. Alan is left to wash a pile of dirty dishes. Alan can't believe how many he has to wash. The waiter tells him that he shouldn't have ordered such an expensive dinner.
@JOHNNY S. It's like what Charlie once said to Alan, "If you can't afford dog food, you don't get a dog." That was when Alan was complaining about having trouble maintaining a relationship with Melissa because he doesn't have a place of his own.
@JOHNNY S. Well, after Kandi left him, he was paying alimony to 2 women for a short time. Not a good life. But it was never said if he had continued paying alimony. He still had to pay child support for Jake, although I think Judith was spending that money on herself. But once Jake turned 18, he no longer had to pay child support but he still sponged off Walden. When Walden was introduced, the show just went to hell.
@@potocatepetl Jake lived with him only on the weekends. And in the wisdom of our divorce courts he would have to pay her child support anyway even if it wasn't his kid.
@@angelahagerman5693 He never tried to be one. Only when he married Walden did the pieces of Alans life fall into place. Unfortunately the show was already ruined before that happened.
They really ripped him off in this series pays double what he should plus has to pay for what his payments are suppose to cover. Im sad even if it's a show.
Alan Harper is the most disliked character in all of Sitcoms. His family hates him, his son hates him, everyone thinks he’s pathetic, worthless, and just a major waste of space.😂
Your forgetting he didn't earn that much anyway from his chiropractic work he lost his house and half his possession in his divorce then paid $4000 a month in alimony and child support with isn't cheap either so I can understand why he'd be hesitant to spend money
@@georgebrice3831 Naw... What About When Alan Won Half A Million Dollars At The End Of Season 3 And Was Dead Broke In 4 Months? Was THAT Charlie's Fault Too??? And, Judith Remarried So He No Longer Gave Her The $3,950.38 In Alimony. That Was Money That He Got 2 Keep 4 Himself. Or... How About When Walden Gave Him A Job As A Committee Member And Paid Him Fifty Thousand A Year? Alan Is In The Situation He's In Because He Put Himself There.
@@lukeskywalker2913 Alan only paid Alimony up the season 4. Then Judith Remarried. So that was an extra 4 grand he was no longer paying. And... What about when he won Half A Million Dollars At the end of season 3? That was the perfect opportunity 4 him 2 get back on his feet and in 4 months was dead broke and back on Charlie's porch begging 4A place 2 stay... Again. Soooo.... Was THAT Charlie or Judith's fault too?
Well well it isn't the fake ass Playboy yeah Alan is a simp let woman but the first time Charlie had a chance to finally get rid Alan but once again your boy lacking dick control couldn't help himself fuck Alan lawyer we all know there was another time remember Brooke sheilds was their neighbor Charlie tried to hook Alan up with her but Charlie once again screw himself bcuz he can't control once again having Alan there bcuz he want Brooke sheilds all to himself now Alan is his simping if it wasn't for his simpness he would need Charlie help as but it not all Alan some of it is guess who your boy Charlie but I forgot clowns like you Charlie Harper fanboys are just like your heroes they can't take responsibility for their own fuckup so half of it is Alan half of it Charlie but I forgot blame Alan such pitful clowns
