Women want men to be like Alan but women dont want Alan. The biological explanation may be that by promoting undesirable men (Alan) to other women their own offspring (fathered by Charlie) will have an advantage over the kids of other women. And sometimes it seem to work, i know of pretty girls who only dated guys with no money and never had a girlfriend before, thereby avoiding rivalry/conflict with other attractive females. The plot twist is that they still get a Charlie to impregnate them and pretend the undesirable guy is the father. I too had horizontals with pretty girls who was under the impression that i was wealthy, and then only wanted to go home to her broke BF who typically was afraid to leave home or had other weird issues.
The butterfly butt was the best part with Jake's wide reaction. If that happened to me at that age I'll be doing the same thing that's why everything is on the top shelf in my house.
if its not your house you dont have any right to set rules down . if my brother tried some shit like that i would tell him to move out if he don't like the way i live my life .
Man, if this is in real life and Im charlie, my brother/alan making demands and rules in my own house, I say "get the *uck out and get your own house, if you want to be the boss!"
