U.S. Bans Russian Gas, Zelenskyy Stands Against Putin: Late Night's News of the Week 

Seth is such a good comedian. I hope that someday he gets to interview Pres. Zelenskiy.

I’ll never get tired of hearing ‘former’ president. He’ll never hold office again. Absolutely fucking never again.

“Patriotism means to stand by the country, not by the President” Theodore Roosevelt

That McConnell impression is coming along nicely! - Pacino + McConnell, and you got yourself a show!

The US *EXPORTED* $140 million of oil. From 3/21 - 1/22. The oil companies play the market and they set the price to their benefit and political advantages. The president has no say in what private companies do.

Seth is enduring some long walks this week, and the way he manages to land something anyway is completely adorable. 💘

Seth’s impish smile wins me every time.

Seth, you are the best. I can't imagine getting through this madness without your humor. "Not now," right!?

Was really hoping the Alexander Graham Bell joke was gonna be something like, "Hello. I'm calling about your carriage's extended warranty..."

I have to say, I loved Seth's WWE impression. Perfect.

Mitch needs to spend a day or two at a public school where they have free lunch and nutrition programs. A hungry kid cannot learn. Chances are they also have more issues in their home life than just hunger. Inability to focus on learning just perpetuates the poverty cycle. (But I'm sure he knows that.)

saw the best punchline on twitter for the Irish truck and the Russian embassy: it was carrying Catholic church supplies, so it's an ecumenical matter.

Meth acting out the audience readings the shirt is the best impression I’ve seen all knight!

I loved your Lindsey Graham impression this week. The one with China written on the boot. Please work in more, it was hilarious!

I think Seth Myers is better than SNL...by a long shot. I hope he is active for a LONG time.

You really are my favorite place to get the news. I mean, that's sad, but thank you.

I love your show. Thank you for helping me shake some of the stress with laughter.

Seth making fun of the live audience's slow uptake warms my heart. Love this show.

I laughed way too hard at "representative", feels awkward to laugh out loud being alone by yourself

Love when Seth breaks from the cue cards… or does he? Maybe the breaking from the cue cards is on the cue cards?

I call shenanigans I bet those famous first words from Bell were “u up?”

Follow-up to the Irish lorry driver who ruined the gates of the Russian embassy in Dublin: the Gardaí placed a police car in front of the gates for security. The car has the usual Battenberg pattern of blue and yellow squares.

Dididttit!! I talk like this all the time! Love you Seth for being human!!! Meth Meyers for President!

7:08 even after all that the best part is that Seth didnt quite stick the landing with the attempted Accent.... I heard you trying ;)

Seth went pretty quickly to the Irish whiskey punchline. I'm Irish-American and I only overdrink mai-tais.

From now on, I will always refer to him as Meth Meyers. Great monologue, Meth!

It never fails that part of my brain thinks I'm psychic every time I watch a weekly recap of some sort... it's just like, this is a new video, but I remember this content verbatim! I knew it!

I love that you had laughing horse from disenchantment in your audience.

Prince William also said that war like this belongs in Africa and Asia, not Europe, which is why they emphasised standing behind them. The media always ignores that when. Reporting to conceal his repeated racist comments, it's not the 1st time he's said something like this about Africa.

It did crush. Still laughing ten minutes on.

John Oliver wants his mountain dew Code Red joke back.

Seth has the ability to make the world's worst jokes and phrases funny.

Find it funny how a bunch of people who are not required to be vaccinated in order to work all seem to want to hug Ted Cruz

Danke dir

I love that almost all the "jokes of the week" are seth bantering with the audience off script

I admire Joe Biden. Done well considering the trashing he's taken from the insurrectionists.

My sister Anna was short-tempered as a young woman and teenager. She didn't avoid fights with my parents, especially my dad. Fortunately she left Nidzica in 1994 before anyone became interested in ruining my family's life. Luckily in 90s there was no instagram, facebook or youtube. She moved to Lublin, she travelled a lot (Europe, France, Italy, etc.). She met a valuable man with whom she fell in love. She was always naively good trusting people more than they deserved but she was lucky to meet more good people than bad. Naivety is a common trait of good people. She was a fighter and she was courageous but we were not much different. I was just hopeless romantic believing I will conquer the world with small steps. I never dreamt of big career, I was dreaming of finding place for me. Anna is still short-tempered maybe not so much as she used to be as a teenager but still. No one ruined her life because of her quick temper. Of course she is not racist, neither her nor am I. The difference between us was that she was dreaming of big family and I was dreaming of travelling and organizing cultural events. I also dreamt of being serious writer being 22. Luckily my sister Anna didn't meet Joshua Bell. She became a wonderful human being because life circumstances helped her grow and shine. It is all about how treat each other. I tried to conquer my small world and I failed. Not because I was bad or not good enough but just because I met vile people. Me and Anna were very similar physically before she got pregnant fourth times.

Just dropping in to request some more jokes about Lindsey’s Mee-maw.

Wait this is great! I love seeing all the monologue videos at once, its easier to find haha

the "did it" sounds like the beginning of the dungeon music in super mario lmfao

"The said he 'Di-d-d-di-did it'..." Adding: "B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet!"

His Mitch McConnell sounds like it hurts

Why would you ever need a newspaper to know if it's safe to go outside or not? Not only you'll have to go outside to get the newspaper, they wouldn't be delivering the newspaper in the first place if it's unsafe outside...

Ohhhhh Seth you’ve messed up big time. That tank pictured in the no fuel joke is a Ukrainian T-64, not Russian.

Do the flying spiders eat stinkbugs? Cause those things are everywhere.

There's 2 black holes about 2 collide...maybe we can get a better timeline.

I love Seth

Bet McConnell did the dollar on a string more than once

It was the sense of pride, we were all laughing quietly because your performances don't deserve interruption, and it was a TR*&$Ping good closer.

I am so glad I live on the West Coast.

The Representative joke fell apart when you said “those famous first words” plural words and then “representative” one word. Should have gone with “Talk to a human”

I loved “representative!"

6:26 was like scattin that xylophone disco instrumental song

Love this feature.

In the UK were up to over £1.70 a litre (in some places) which equates to over $10 a gallon

The joro spider is like a living jewel in a golden web. And all it eats is insects. Calm down, everyone

Very good jokes here

I realize the spider story was a joke by the host but there has been quite a bit of chatter on social media about this spider. The sizable mature adults definitely aren't going to "parachute" down from the sky en mass, like something out of a low-budget horror film. Instead, the ways Joros will often expand to new regions in the U.S. are rather mundane. It's more likely one of the spiders will hitch a ride on someone's car. Hopefully not work its was inside and cause someone to have an accident. 😉

NJ has the third best education system in the US, after MA and CT. NY isn’t even on the top 10. That joke was really stupid

Aww, Mr Ma Bell. Thanks, dude.

YAY! Wally’s back.

6:25 LOL

Were laugh tracks added?

For the love of god IM SICK OF THE 15 SEC UNSKIPABLE ADS ON THESE VIDEOS

That remix sounds like the song "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors

Correction: Volodymyr pronunciation includes Volo not Vlo Putin is Vlad Zelenskyy is Volod Slava Ukraini 🙏🏼🇺🇦💛💙🌻

Awesome.

Why all the panic about joro spiders? They don't hurt people, they eat other bugs and they're very pretty.In their home country (Japan) they're popular. Never squash a spider, you'll make it rain .

I laughed so much

As someone who lives just north of ATL I will say people call them gyro spiders but they are everywhere here

Hey! I'm on T-Mobile. Lmao

The correct joke would have been: after all Tiger Woods is known worldwide as a great putter; not the best driver though.

T-Mobile has the best 5g

Seth's getting sexier

Representative! allll day🤣☎️🤣 Didd iddd idd ititttt it😁 Love me some Meth Myers

A comedian in Ukraine going against a Russian politician hmmmm…..this could be the mega comical war!

Watson, come here! I need you!

Gargoyle doesn't need a cell phone.

Funny hugh 😄 🤣

Hwy now Alexander was my great grand paw... lmao

Will you guys ever bring back the Friday show?

Nails on a chalkboard, a room full of bagpipes, Kimberly Guilfoyle speaking. Three things that would prompt me to commit treason and demand the death penalty. Well, actually, just the last one

How is this "8 hours ago" ? I watched this last night. ...like 20 hours ago

How much are those Meth Meyers tees I want one

Is it just me or does the outro of the video sounds exactly like the cashcab theme?

Had to look up Quibi...

When did The News become The Monologue?

Does he not know Ireland is a two syllable word.. where does that extra one come from?

It's Joro, both 'o's are long vowels, I have up to 200 of them in my garden and they do nothing but help catch mosquitos. Strong dislike for articles that prime people's arachnophobia. We don't know if Joro spiders will displace native spiders. That's really the only concern here.

Outstanding Seth !!! didididididi & #NotNowgorospider AhhhDorable meth meyers comedy😏😅🤣💥♥️

Mt Dew, Pitch Black, is not available in diet, and is only available at "Buffalo Wild Wings" . So I am not interested, and can not get it without traveling to another city if I was.

A-Ayron Rodgers.

whats the graham bell "representative" joke?

12:39 Correction: I don't know what a "Pokemon Trading Car" is, but I'm guessing that's not what he bought.

This Quiby Joke is the SAME as the sbarro joke

Have you people heard about the size of that spider some pics of man's hand

Is this the longest 'news' segment? lol

5:03 too soon? 👔💨

Alexander G Bell looks like Tommy Chong.

Where does he buy his dress shirts??? They look so comfortable and stylish