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Herschel Walker's Girlfriend Kept Receipts | Is Elon Musk Doing Russia's Bidding? 

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Georgia senate candidate Herschel Walker got caught in a big lie this week, and officials in Ukraine clapped back at Elon Musk's plan to end Russia's war against their country. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 Год назад
"Psychic failing to read his own mind" might be the best way I've heard anyone describe Herschel Walker.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
It would, if he had a mind to read, or the ability to read.
@autumnspungoldielocks2691
@autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад
Banning books a future project😶
@morpher44
@morpher44 Год назад
the flying fickle finger of fate strikes again
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
"My father molested me in the shower many times." Ashley Biden.
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 Год назад
Because on matters of russia policy hershal walkers mind.... Is potato
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 Год назад
Warnock for senate!!!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Please, Georgia, make the right choice!
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 Год назад
Booker for senate (KY 2022)!
@t.s.4890
@t.s.4890 Год назад
Thank you Stephen, thank you people of USA for standing with Ukriane!
@rowdybliss
@rowdybliss Год назад
“Is potato” is possibly the greatest running joke of all time.
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад
The man sent a Get Well Soon card along with a check for an abortion. The good people at Hallmark are really missing an opportunity here for a new greeting card!
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 Год назад
That part...had me floored. "Get well?" She wasn't sick. But he is. And he makes me sick too🤮
@CX103
@CX103 Год назад
They could partner with an airline. You know, to get the women in distress to spend money on tickets out of Gilead.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I mean, at least he sent a get well card...
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
@@miapdx503 Perhaps, morning sickness?
@vanle3828
@vanle3828 Год назад
Stephen could add this to his holiday card segment with evie
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
This is why it's important to keep receipts... never know how they will come in handy!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Also, if you know you've had someone abort your baby, maybe don't publicly harp on and on about family values and shit.
@Evehawk87
@Evehawk87 Год назад
I don’t know man the fact that someone was stupid enough to pay for an abortion via check… who would ever imagine anyone like this moron being a major party nominee?
@cindyjohnson7883
@cindyjohnson7883 Год назад
During my CONTENTIOUS divorce, my kids renamed me, "QUEEN OF RECEIPTS" 😅😅😅😅got the IRS to apologize to me & SAVED ME a BUNCH OF $$$😅😅😅
@O.G.MISFIT
@O.G.MISFIT Год назад
Absofuckingloutley 🤘
@hephaestusjosephson2054
@hephaestusjosephson2054 Год назад
I bet Herschel wishes he came in handy instead of that woman
@fredderf3152
@fredderf3152 Год назад
A wise person once told me to “always keep your receipts; you never know”!!
@ChubbyUnicorn
@ChubbyUnicorn Год назад
Hershel sent her a card AND paid for the procedure. That's a great guy right there!
@conquerorofbabylon
@conquerorofbabylon Год назад
I spit out my lemonade when he said “what lesson does that teach his secret children?”
@tonyortiz1890
@tonyortiz1890 Год назад
Lie better...
@ricardorodriguezjr9238
@ricardorodriguezjr9238 Год назад
😂
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful Год назад
Herschel Walker is an untouched virgin and devout Christian man. 😞
@babybijou969
@babybijou969 Год назад
“Plaintiff *IS* a taint.” 😂 One of the best monologues ever!
@censusgary
@censusgary Год назад
“Vote for the other chick … what’s her name?” will go down in history as a classic campaign slogan.
@quokka4329
@quokka4329 Год назад
Everybody write to Hershell Walker He's sending out $700 cheques You don't even need to have an abortion What a generous fellow
@ImNotaRussianBot
@ImNotaRussianBot Год назад
Naw. I'll bet the dude has such illegible writing, that I won't get my free money.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад
Sort of like a stupid stimulus package
@suehowie152
@suehowie152 Год назад
I started to wonder just how many abortions he has paid for..
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад
"My father molested me in the shower many times." Ashley Biden.
@squirrelsarepeopletoo6678
@squirrelsarepeopletoo6678 Год назад
I'm a male, but I'm going to get an abortion maybe Herschel will send me 2 checks.
@remylewis8721
@remylewis8721 Год назад
Lmao the “is potato” inserts keeping getting more and more creative. Makes me laugh every time.
@penguinista
@penguinista Год назад
I don't normally like serial callback jokes like that, but they really have kept it fresh.
@morpher44
@morpher44 Год назад
@@penguinista he stores his jokes in an open bowl in darkness.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
MUSK IS POTATO No, really. Look at him. The resemblance is uncanny.
@andrii_harashchak
@andrii_harashchak Год назад
Thank Stephen and team for support of Ukraine. We really appreciate it
@user-ri3xr9cb5m
@user-ri3xr9cb5m Год назад
True.. Very thankful for that matter..
@kaylaantonio6460
@kaylaantonio6460 Год назад
Everytime “is potato” I’m out here laughing! Damn he got me again 🥔
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 Год назад
A moment please to celebrate Mr. Colbert's miming ability. Swear to God, it was like he got off a real bike.
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
According to memory he's into bicycles and fishing so it would explain why he's so good at miming both. (He made a video about how to change a bike tire during covid) (we've seen dozens of pictures of him fishing with his family over the years)
@immortalasirpa6006
@immortalasirpa6006 Год назад
I lost it when his hairline zoomed past the lower part of my big screen....a banked offscreen, and zoomed back in.
@pacodance29
@pacodance29 Год назад
all those years doing improv... and the combination of mime with the sound effects... golden
@hopeemch
@hopeemch Год назад
Lorraine: Stephen studied mime as part of this theater degree at Northwestern University and perfected it with Second City Improv touring company.
@theacme3
@theacme3 Год назад
Colbert made fun several times about (French) Mimes beeing lame while himself using miming all the time to do jokes. Thats something to lough about!
@willvella3043
@willvella3043 Год назад
"The Count of Mostly Crisco", Is still the hands down best nickname for the Orange Monkey.
@ImperfectXIII
@ImperfectXIII Год назад
I like "The Scamdalorian" myself.
@willvella3043
@willvella3043 Год назад
@@ImperfectXIII oh...I hadn't heard that one...yes!
@davidsmith7653
@davidsmith7653 Год назад
I think theres a redundant letter O in in the second word of that description.
@B__C__
@B__C__ Год назад
Oh that's a good one. Until now I've been using "Mara Lardo".
@amie6085
@amie6085 Год назад
"The Lingering Orange Fart" is also pretty good. I just wish he would stop lingering.
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад
I like how Stephen went through the effort of finding a replica card of the one Herschel's girlfriend got. It's the little details, y'know? Mad props.
@mip4422
@mip4422 Год назад
his team, not him
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful Год назад
He also went through the effort of covering up Warnock's distressed ex-wife who says he ran over her foot and isn't paying child support. That his church kicks out poor people. Impressive.
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Год назад
I'm so sick of being embarrassed by these doorknobs, but this was shamefully stupifying. We love our Governor... 💙 From Detroit
@redbarchetta8782
@redbarchetta8782 Год назад
I bet Republicans will still vote for Walker. Hypocrisy is now a prerequisite for being a Republican.
@Evehawk87
@Evehawk87 Год назад
I mean yeah… same people voted for trump twice.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
He's not a Democrat, so the hypocrisy doesn't matter.
@richard1472
@richard1472 Год назад
I don't doubt it. Hopefully, this will motivate Georgia Democrats to get out and vote. And, hopefully, their votes will be counted.
@Frithonor
@Frithonor Год назад
Republicans: -Voted for a dead brothel owner. -Voted for an accused child molester (Roy Moore). -Elected a man who WILLINGLY allowed students to be molested for years. -Elected a man currently under investigation for child trafficking. -Elected a twice-divorced, serial adulterer who paid a porn star for sex 5 months after the birth of his last child also and who is ALSO accused of sexual assault by dozens of women. All because "Gawd sometimes works through flawed people". 😎😎
@patrickmcgraw9168
@patrickmcgraw9168 Год назад
I keep saying: for Republicans and the "religious" "right", hypocrisy is actually something they celebrate.
@brianleslie1632
@brianleslie1632 Год назад
“…the defendant is mostly taint.” 🤣🤣
@thekafe1219
@thekafe1219 Год назад
I’ve watched Colbert for a decade now and I’ve never seen anyone drive a fake motorcycle like that. Amazing. Also, can he create a Masterclass on how to do that? I don’t have enough money for improv class
@dialNforNinja
@dialNforNinja Год назад
Stephen on a mime motorbike is unexpectedly hilarious. Also, he was really zipping along there!
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
I know, he was tearing it up!!! heheh
@jenraffiasco3598
@jenraffiasco3598 Год назад
It dawned on me that Stephen puts invisible props carefully away, yet throws physical props randomly across the stage. Curious.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien Год назад
He has to use those invisible props over and over again.
@Worldbuilder
@Worldbuilder Год назад
Excuse me - do you not know how much invisible props cost?
@sylvia106
@sylvia106 Год назад
Except for the Biden glasses..
@awaredeshmukh3202
@awaredeshmukh3202 Год назад
I think it's because it breaks the suspension of disbelief of the invisible prop if you just "forget about it". Physical props, of course, don't require suspension of disbelief.
@dacksonflux
@dacksonflux Год назад
@@awaredeshmukh3202 you just became the guy who explains jokes. 👏
@gareygrice4983
@gareygrice4983 Год назад
As a person from Michigan, that was a very very accurate depiction of the conservative population here. They really even talk like that.
@raymondst.pierre4372
@raymondst.pierre4372 Год назад
Massachusetts...we will welcome you!
@mscatamaran
@mscatamaran Год назад
Ohio conservatives are like that too 🙃
@sylvia106
@sylvia106 Год назад
No way?!
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 Год назад
They’re 65+ and talk the way they did when they were 16? Sounds right 🤦‍♀️
@haruhisuzumiya6650
@haruhisuzumiya6650 Год назад
I refuse to believe that was a real advertisement
@tiffanyanderson9437
@tiffanyanderson9437 Год назад
Stephen taps into the gleeful toddler part of my brain each time he quickly passes in front of the camera to do a bit. That move is a direct line to fun Sesame Street memories. Gets me every single time.
@lightning5273
@lightning5273 Год назад
Toddler brain is all his viewers have.
@christinestewart987
@christinestewart987 Год назад
Omg That was seriously LOL funny Stephen...especially the card...Thank you for the news and tears of laughter for a second. 🤣✌🐕
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Год назад
It's like Walker is discovering words for the first time every time he speaks.
@finncatwillhelm2457
@finncatwillhelm2457 Год назад
He has multiple T.B.Is (traumatic brain injury) he's not mentally or emotionally fit for office. Side note a GOP member with actual brain damage is so fu*king ironic.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli Год назад
... it's more like they discover him and randomly escape through his mouth 🥴
@mariannacross2538
@mariannacross2538 Год назад
"she closed three thousand restaurants and claims to be pro-business" bud it was a pandemic
@janedmunds4218
@janedmunds4218 Год назад
Thank you Stephen for making me laugh. Thank you Louis for making me smile.
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад
According to Maggie Haberman's book, we can assume that the first time Trump met Herschel he would have assumed he was there to serve food to him.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
According to the presiden'ts young daughter he showered with her. He's a Democrat so that's expected and approved I guess.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Год назад
Yeah, well, Herschel does a really good Stepin' Fetchit routine anyway.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I wouldn't trust that dude to serve a volleyball!
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 what about a non-disclosure agreement?
@DoctorBiobrain
@DoctorBiobrain Год назад
Fake News! Trump met Herschel Walker when he literally purchased him with a football team. Trump surely knows the difference between his servers and his athletes.
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime Год назад
Georgia was the state to determine the senate two years ago. Really hoping the people of Georgia don't elect another crazy liar to represent them like they did for the House.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
What I'd love is for someone sane to challenge MTG. I'd love to watch her try to debate!
@PocketMarmo04
@PocketMarmo04 Год назад
Oh certainly we don't want to describe Greene as crazy. That is a slap in the face to crazy people
@autumnspungoldielocks2691
@autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 For a debate, you need two intelligent people, who will she have as her proxy😛 Even the spouse is running for the hills🙄
@autumnspungoldielocks2691
@autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад
@@PocketMarmo04 No- mean, self absorbed, dangerous and completely Anti-American! That seems to sum it up. If they want to ruin Democracy- we need to call a spade...
@RevCeleste
@RevCeleste Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 are you kidding me? Have you not heard of Marcus Flowers? He is the Democratic candidate running against Marjorie Taylor green who should be the one elected! Geez Louise. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
@natalka7157
@natalka7157 Год назад
Thank you for your support towards Ukraine 🇺🇸🇺🇦❤️
@serendipityshopnyc
@serendipityshopnyc Год назад
I like how the bikers in the Dixon commercial randomly mentioned inflation and higher gas prices, as if the Michigan governor has any control whatsoever over those!
@redcomet7024
@redcomet7024 Год назад
Hercshel Walker, a prime example of why the NFL takes concussions so serious now
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
The head on his shoulders ain't the one that got him in trouble this time.
@brianwimberly7937
@brianwimberly7937 Год назад
He's actually a quite intelligent person.
@godfreypigott
@godfreypigott Год назад
@@brianwimberly7937 I can see why it might appear that way to you.
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 Год назад
Too late!
@bofat6978
@bofat6978 Год назад
Walker took most of his headshots in the USFL. They didn’t care about concussions 🤕
@PM2024-
@PM2024- Год назад
Lest we forget: Colbert’s pantomime skills are bar none ☝️ 👏
@marydonohoe8200
@marydonohoe8200 Год назад
Awesome monologue, Stephen!!! The Michigan bikers were hilarious, as was your own bit. Great stuff tonight. 😂😂😂🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Год назад
Thank God for the endlessly talented Stephen Colbert & His Gifted crew of Writers. They make me Laugh So Hard 😂😂😂😂
@LiLMissWooWoo
@LiLMissWooWoo Год назад
“Gram died alone” And now, I too am deceased 😂😂😭☠️
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 Год назад
I love the cognitive disdonance--if Covid were no big deal, and businesses should have remained open, what did Gram die of?
@erincoco612
@erincoco612 Год назад
Having been a nurse during the height of covid they didn't die alone we were there.
@yokojacobson8494
@yokojacobson8494 Год назад
Herschel Walker should be ashamed of himself but that's okay. HIS own son put him on BLAST it was amazing!. That young man told the truth about Herschel Walker.
@autumnspungoldielocks2691
@autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад
That young man is the Only man in his family
@HughLlewellyn
@HughLlewellyn Год назад
Good for his son. Of all people he knows how truly awful his father is. Kudos for not staying silent about it. People need to know what a horrible person Herschel Walker is. NOT that I think that will deter a single republican voter. They have no consciences. But yeah. The son is at least, a decent human being who has just had enough of his father's crap.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Год назад
Give his son credit for calling it like it is…..HW a man who had 4 kids from 4 women, and did nothing to help them raise these kids ( maybe that was a blessing), who is fully against abortion ( unless it applies to him)!
@jaymes8718
@jaymes8718 Год назад
How do we even live in a world where Walker runs for office and is taken seriously...
@dsddala467
@dsddala467 Год назад
Because: Georgia. They also gave us MTG---AND she ran unopposed.
@sylvialawrence4431
@sylvialawrence4431 Год назад
Because it's the same world where the Orange King Con still has the chance to run again!!
@lilly_ann
@lilly_ann Год назад
Not world, USA
@bsing2u
@bsing2u Год назад
They are voting in puppets so the masters can work behind the scenes. Just like McConnell did while everyone was focus on Trump
@williamclarke4510
@williamclarke4510 Год назад
It's called Twenty First Century politics.
@kristinjayne6720
@kristinjayne6720 Год назад
That ad cannot be real! LOL! Thanks for the belly laugh!
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 Год назад
Best damn monologue ever @StephenColbert !
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
"..and psychic failing to read his own mind..." Can't read what isn't there. 🤷‍♂
@casbot71
@casbot71 Год назад
His mind is a colouring book.
@derrickstorm6976
@derrickstorm6976 Год назад
yea that's the joke
@sevengates555
@sevengates555 Год назад
Walker is just even more precious to the GQP now. As long as he is hatful, spiteful and talks about hurting others he is their kinda guy.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Год назад
Even if his skin isn't the right color.
@dacksonflux
@dacksonflux Год назад
@@ldfreitas9437 it's 2022, they have a diversity quota
@willardsimpson5461
@willardsimpson5461 Год назад
He took lessons from wait wait hold on a second lizard Graham wow
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 Год назад
@@dacksonflux No. He's perfect. Walker is every ugly stereotype they want to believe, in the flesh.
@UnpurrfectRobyn
@UnpurrfectRobyn Год назад
Once again, I applaud The Late Show writers.👏👏👏
@princesstiarra8071
@princesstiarra8071 Год назад
The get well card had me rolling you never fail to deliver a laugh and that my friend is best thing for healing from a terrible time in America.
@darquequeen
@darquequeen Год назад
That commercial… 😂😂😂💀💀💀 “I’m voting for the other chick 🐣” Damn… 😅🤣🥹
@kc8767
@kc8767 Год назад
8:10. The Taintiff. 😂😂😂😂😂
@skyyfoxx14
@skyyfoxx14 Год назад
"Gram died alone." That grossly misinformed biker unintentionally made my week! 🤣🤣🤣
@nicolebragg1171
@nicolebragg1171 Год назад
Love when the monologue is so good I have to watch it twice. What a trashfire of a newsweek & it's only Wednesday.
@Pitbabe2Obsession
@Pitbabe2Obsession Год назад
.....and he sent her a get well card🤬???!!!Walker is a piece of work🤬🤬
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
With all that lying Herschel's doing... I guess we know who Donnie's preferred running mate will be.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Oh my gods, I'd laugh if that actually happens!
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад
Oh we know what Donald really thinks of Herschel Walker.
@rodolfoleyva5157
@rodolfoleyva5157 Год назад
😲
@Leadfoot_P71
@Leadfoot_P71 Год назад
@@Opinionsrnotfacts574 I can hear T*** freudian slip call him Hershey bar
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 Год назад
He and trump would lie about lying about their lies...
@billycloudy9078
@billycloudy9078 Год назад
Dude I love how he’s not denying that she had an abortion he’s just denying that he paid for it!! I couldn’t even write this kind of material!!🤣🤣
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
He just happened to send her $700 for no reason!
@LillikoiSeed
@LillikoiSeed Год назад
I almost fell off the couch on that taint joke🤣
@thirtythree680
@thirtythree680 Год назад
It's about time someone with clout said that point blank to Elon Musk.
@morpher44
@morpher44 Год назад
Who do you suggest? Liz Truss?
@thirtythree680
@thirtythree680 Год назад
@@morpher44 - Na, the Ukrainian ambassador to Germany was good enough. Said what I've been thinking for a while now.
@abdulmasaiev9024
@abdulmasaiev9024 Год назад
Muskyboy's got the yesmanned shithead syndrome. "This plan is genius, for I thought it up myself, and I am a genius" and facts like "no it's not", "no you didn't" and "no you aren't" need not apply. I like how his Twitter poll, which will by its very nature overrepresent the sort of people who would follow Elon Musk on Twitter in its data, still had his genius plan get a "no", though.
@olga_pov
@olga_pov Год назад
After the Elon Musk's words, I personally vote for the territorial integrity of Mars😀
@xzaviayifu3581
@xzaviayifu3581 Год назад
@@morpher44 Liz Truss has no clout, nor any intellectual capacity. She does, however, have an inordinate affection for cheese.
@themostlyamazingjojo
@themostlyamazingjojo Год назад
Biker Gandalf is the best persona ever invented. Well done.
@thefisherking78
@thefisherking78 Год назад
1:40 I'm reminded of the old classic, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" 😜
@prisonmike4971
@prisonmike4971 Год назад
Elon Musk's descent into madness is ever-quickening
@nmarbletoe8210
@nmarbletoe8210 Год назад
He's a bit of an enigma. When he gave internet / starlink to Ukraine to resist the invasion, was that mad or glad?
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
@@nmarbletoe8210 Anyone with that much money is capable of doing great harm even if they occasionally do something good. His intention with Twitter is to put trump back on it. That is antisocial and harmful.
@stephanies3246
@stephanies3246 Год назад
I thought that commercial was a skit. I thought it was a joke.
@mariahgrimes207
@mariahgrimes207 Год назад
Me too 😂
@plcmts17
@plcmts17 Год назад
It is a joke.
@davidgoosen1633
@davidgoosen1633 Год назад
It was a joke
@sylvialawrence4431
@sylvialawrence4431 Год назад
So did I, until I saw the county party name at the bottom.
@salmaal-shaoily5809
@salmaal-shaoily5809 Год назад
I am here for the fact that his son is not holding back, and dragging him for every dang thing and all these lies that he's told.
@ttburn6338
@ttburn6338 Год назад
Herschel seems to be the perfect candidate for the GOP. He represents all their values....
@unfortunatesun
@unfortunatesun Год назад
wat
@jodinsan
@jodinsan Год назад
Specifically, "Rules for thee, but not for me."
@laurenwarwick6517
@laurenwarwick6517 Год назад
yep...ignorance,lying. cheating and misogyny and kissimg Trumps ass. Of course if all the lies bury Herschel
@elihan9
@elihan9 Год назад
He does. He will vote the way Republicans want. Meanwhile, Democrats will emotionally blackmail their voters while calling them "unrealistic" and "immature" for demanding they vote they way they want.
@dustinsindledecker154
@dustinsindledecker154 Год назад
Which in truth they have no values.
@11cabadger
@11cabadger Год назад
😍 Stephen was totally committed to that motorcycle ride 🏆 I realize that wasn't his funniest bit but the other commenters covered those very well.
@Stina85
@Stina85 Год назад
Stephen is so silly. I love him so much. 😂😂😂😂❤
@rw3423
@rw3423 Год назад
Not alone 🙊
@humdrumdontsuccumb
@humdrumdontsuccumb Год назад
The posts by Walker's son are even more damning than the check and the "I'm-sorry-I-knocked-you-up" card.
@patsylvest
@patsylvest Год назад
". . . is potato." Always love it!
@msjadeli
@msjadeli Год назад
YOU ARE BRILLIANT. Thank you for covering the MI Gov Race. Will be sharing this video.
@prozier4378
@prozier4378 Год назад
As a Georgia resident, I hope citizens wake up and go vote for Warnock!
@scourge6563
@scourge6563 Год назад
Herschel Walker's hypocrisy raises his reputation with Republican voters, rather than detracts from it. It telegraphs one of the key principles of Republican rule: rules/laws don't apply to me, they apply to everyone else.
@aaronbennack714
@aaronbennack714 Год назад
Yes! This guy gets it. Bc GOP voters believe SOME people are fundamentally better than others, when those THEY SUPPORT flout laws, social norms etc they see it as evidence of the same. And it's one way traffic. If everybody gets to do whatever they want then nobody gets to be special or "win"
@longlivedemocracy756
@longlivedemocracy756 Год назад
Or…Do as I say, not as I do. 😑
@toonlyrics
@toonlyrics Год назад
ReThuglyKlan voters don't respect Walker, most are racists who see him as a useful idiot.
@buddysilver5788
@buddysilver5788 Год назад
MLK received a DOCTORATE and had a DAY named after him. He was a PLAGIARIST & a SERIAL ADULTERER, yet he gets a PASS, while other Blacks are condemned for their faults! Herschel Walker and his past sins. Civil rights campaigner the Rev Ralph Abernathy was the man who cradled King the day he was killed by an assassin’s bullet in Memphis, Tennessee, in 1968. But in 1989, Abernathy - who succeeded King as the movement’s leader - incurred the eternal wrath of his allies and accusations of a Judas-like betrayal after he confirmed that long-standing rumours about his old friend’s rampant sexual appetites were true. In his autobiography, Abernathy said King - whose 1953 marriage to Coretta Scott produced four children - had a ‘weakness for women’. King, a pastor from the age of 25, ‘understood and believed in the Biblical prohibition against sex outside marriage,’ said his friend. ‘It was just that he had a particularly difficult time with that temptation.’
@michelerenea6477
@michelerenea6477 Год назад
@@longlivedemocracy756 EXACTLY! They're ALL like that! You know, when I was in my late teens and early 20's, I spent a lot of time working with NOW (National Organization of Women) and other women's rights groups and pro choice groups and marching for our right to choose, among other things that were, at that time - although, in nothing like the kind of danger we're experiencing now - in danger of being lost. The country was nearing the end (although, of course, we HOPED it was coming to the end, we weren't certain) of 12 years of Republican presidency; and, in my state (California), for example, in the hands of some Very conservative Republicans as well. Anyway, there were always very loud counter - protesters at our rallies and marches and, quite often - as I enjoy speaking with people, in general, and learning about them and their views - I'd end up chatting with them at the end ( or afterward). THE ONE THING THAT A HUGE, HUGE NUMBER OF THE ANTI - CHOICE WOMEN HAD IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER - AND, WHEN I SAY, " A HUGE, HUGE NUMBER OF THEM," I MEAN 98 - 99% - WAS THAT THEY THEMSELVES, PRIOR TO DEVELOPING THEIR EXTREME, FANATICAL, ANTI-CHOICE STANCE, HAD GOTTEN ABORTIONS. 🤔 ASIDE FROM THAT, I ALSO KNEW, IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, MANY WOMEN WHOM, ALTHOUGH THEY WEREN'T ANTI-CHOICE ACTIVISTS, MANY WOMEN MY AGE, BUT MANY, AND PREDOMINANTLY, MIDDLE AGED WOMEN - FRIENDS OF MINE, MOTHERS OF FRIENDS, MOTHERS/AUNTS, ETC., OF BOYFRIENDS, OLDER COWORKERS, ETC. - HAD, ALSO, HAD ABORTIONS. THE INTERESTING THING WAS THAT, ALTHOUGH SOME OF MY PRO-CHOICE FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES HAD ALSO HAD ABORTIONS, MOST OF THEM, INCLUDING MYSELF, HAD NOT. THIS HAD ALOT TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT, PRIMARILY, THEY PRACTICED SAFE SEX, INCLUDING BIRTH CONTROL, AND - WOW, WHADDYA KNOW, IT WORKS 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️!!! MY POINT IS THAT YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT...ISN'T IT SO DISGUSTINGLY, IRRITATINGLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY HYPOCRITICAL OF THEM?!? I CAN'T STAND IT! THST DOESN'T EVEN TOUCH ON ALL OF THE HUGE NUMBERS OF MEN - AND SO MANY OTHER RABIDLY ANTI-CHOICE CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS AND POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED, ASIDE FROM THIS GUY - WHO, JUST IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, HAVE BEEN EXPOSED FOR HAVING DONE THE EXACT SAME THING!! ANOTHER PARTICULARLY DISGUSTING THING ABOUT THEM IS THAT THEY ARE, ALSO, RABIDLY ANTI - BIRTH CONTROL!! The funny thing, though - and I don't know if you ever find yourself thinking or saying this, but, ASTOUNDINGLY, and I can't believe I could still say/think these things OR figure out why or how I still do, but I do 🤷‍♀️ - is that, whenever I hear of, yet, another of these cases/situations, I still, to this day, find myself saying and/or thinking things such as, "Can you believe this?!?" or, " I can't believe this!!" and, " How has he got the nerve to be so hypocritical?!" and even, "How can she/he think he/she has got the right to try to deny others the right to make the choice that he/she made and which gave/allowed her/him the ability to have/make a life that they might not have/probably wouldn't have been possible had they had a child?!?!" or, "Howcan he think he has the right to deny a woman her right to choose taking an action is best for her - AND ANY POTENTIAL CHILD - for her own reasons, when he, possibly, was the prime mover in a situation in which another woman made that SAME, EXACT CHOICE, a choice which was, clearly, one that, although he says its so horrible and/or is, essentially, murder, but one that he, clearly, was willing to make when it was convenient for himself" and, lastly, "how in the hell is it that these women/these men can have the gall to say, with a straight face, that they have the right to , so very hypocritically and with such pseudo self-righteousness, that we don't deserve, at the very least, the rights to the same choices that they, themselves, were able - AND WILLING - to make when they were in thst situation, just because THEY feel guilty for making - or, maybe, simply because they are control freaks?!?" I can't believe that I can still be naive enough to be shocked by and/or aghast at this behavior, but maybe its because, despite how disgustingly often it occurs in our politicians - and even, as I've mentioned, in people who aren't politicians (which, I suppose, is simply due to the ease with which many people - particularly, those who are eager to push their views and or beliefs on others, are control or power freaks, and/or have religious or other beliefs about "morals" and/or science (along with little or no education on the latter) that are so weak and/or shaky that, in order to feel as though they are firm and confident, and to not fear or worry that they're wrong (or, i.e., thst they'll lose their faith), the "need" to either push their beliefs on others to the extent that they become convinced, too, or, at the very least, theyneed to push the results of or consequences of their beliefs on others, i.e. to, for example, change the laws so that everyone else has no choice but to have their lives run as if, or to have no choice but to HAVE TO live as if they and their beliefs are "Right." What a bunch of foul crap! This behavior comes from the same desperately self righteous, yet terrified, place as those a**holes desperate efforts to ruin libraries, literacy, in general and education - education, in general, but, especially, secular education. Look at history, and the, for centuries, successful attempts, by the Catholic church, to deny the right of education and literacy to anyone who hadn't been and wasn't, also, STILL being brainwashed by the church. These are the people who are constantly trying to bring back prayer to public schools. God forbid people get a well rounded, secular and intelligent education that will teach them how to use critical thinking! How ever will we control them!?! ALL OF THIS HYPOCRISY, DESPERATE NEED AND ATTEMPTS TO CONTROL US - ESPECIALLY WOMEN, BTW - COME FROM, BASICALLY, THE SAME PLACE. I guess, though, thst my naivety must come from the fact I must still be shocked by the fact that, as much as these sorts of hypocrisy occur, I still cannot believe how many of us are, in spite of how blatantly wrong it is, still completely and utterly careless of that fact, really, as long as they can get what they want.....🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ SMH..
@ImperfectXIII
@ImperfectXIII Год назад
"Gram died alone" If I laugh any harder, I'M gonna die alone! XDDD
@BruceIsWild
@BruceIsWild Год назад
Please keep the Gram bit going!! It's gold!!!!!!!
@jabezbroadhead2627
@jabezbroadhead2627 Год назад
I applauded at home for Steven sending the card.
@fdrstan
@fdrstan Год назад
Dude, Louis Cato is absolutely CRUSHING IT as the new bandleader. The chemistry between him and Stephen is already so awesome, I am loving this show more all the time!!!
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 Год назад
The other dude always acted awkward when camera pointed on his direction.
@toonlyrics
@toonlyrics Год назад
He has huge shoes to fill, but he's doing it his way. Nobody can be Jon Batiste, but he's doing really well.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 Год назад
@@waryaawariiri1812 That's just how Jon is. It's a big part of his charm. Louis seems to be much more of an extrovert.
@longlivedemocracy756
@longlivedemocracy756 Год назад
Love Lewis, miss Jon!
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 Год назад
@@toonlyrics What happened to Jon. I must have missed an episode. Did he just move on, hope it was mutual.
@dave9242
@dave9242 Год назад
I'm waiting for my check from Hershel since he claims he gives away money to strangers.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
We should all sign a petition for him to give us all a check for $1,000!
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 i could use a new pc
@gggongaga2949
@gggongaga2949 Год назад
I'm down with that!! Love to see his mailbox loaded with requests for checks! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@chant2day
@chant2day Год назад
Me too ✋️
@mabuse786
@mabuse786 Год назад
You are just amazing Stephen. Laughed my a... off 🙂👍👍👍
@shesails25
@shesails25 Год назад
I love how Stephen always says, "Is potato," whenever he talks about Russia!
@mediarare2386
@mediarare2386 Год назад
When you see a political ad in a comedy show and honestly can't tell if it's real or not.
@luvlyval587
@luvlyval587 Год назад
I first thought it was a really bad SNL skit. I was disappointed in SNL for such bad acting, then I realized this was real.
@lion037
@lion037 Год назад
I was waiting for the community theatre joke and was not disappointed. 🤣🤣🤣
@charisahoman2082
@charisahoman2082 Год назад
Thank you, Mr. Colbert. I can't even absorb news without comedy anymore. I appreciate your information, peppered wirh levity. It helps keep me sane. You are impotant! Please don't stop!
@daniellebelisle4747
@daniellebelisle4747 Год назад
"Gramm died alone." As someone with a beloved grandma who died in the first year of the pandemic, I have to say, this is effing hilarious. Also: while she was of a different era and wasn't really political, if she saw that ad she would've said: "Dumb!" LOL icon
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Well, God rest your grandma!
@Genny-Zee
@Genny-Zee Год назад
I’m sorry to hear that you lost your grandmother.
@daniellebelisle4747
@daniellebelisle4747 Год назад
@@Genny-Zee thank you! I'm happy to say she lived a good, long life, and seemed to have made peace with things. We miss her though!
@Lodinn
@Lodinn Год назад
Up until that point the ad was just fremdscham, but less than I expected it to be. But this deadpan delivery came out of nowhere and saved the entire skit.
@HughLlewellyn
@HughLlewellyn Год назад
Sorry about your grandma. 😢 I lost my sweet step mother to covid in the first year too. Because of idiots like the fake bikers in the ad who didn't feel a need to protect the vulnerable people around them by wearing masks or staying home when they got sick. I'm full of rage about that but yeah, I agree. This was one of the most ridiculous, embarassing, hilarious political ads I've ever seen. My step mom would have laughed at it.
@EndeavorsDnB
@EndeavorsDnB Год назад
That would be my “diplomatic” reply to our so-good friend musk as well.
@R.M.MacFru
@R.M.MacFru Год назад
Stephen, thanks for the lampooning of Clueless Dixon's ad from Gratiot County. We laughed our heads off in r/Michigan yesterday about it. This total yutz is the DeVos pick for our next governor. 🙄
@TechwithTima
@TechwithTima Год назад
Stephen's mime skills are on-point!
@kris2455
@kris2455 Год назад
Imagine Russia annexed Alaska and those were the terms Elon Musc suggested.
@susannablue
@susannablue Год назад
A get well soon card PLUS a cheque to pay for an abortion??? Now THAT is a TRUUUE gentleman.
@queenreg7
@queenreg7 Год назад
At least he cared…..
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Год назад
Yes, your comment is dripping with sarcasm... Exactly!!!
@rosalynw.otieno1994
@rosalynw.otieno1994 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@JLF201
@JLF201 Год назад
That "Gram died alone" caught me off guard. Funny stuff!
@Dan0__
@Dan0__ Год назад
Stephen's mime stuff is always a treat!
@Cliohna
@Cliohna Год назад
I'm starting to believe we have the best Ukrainian ambassador of them all. Besides he is the right amount of pain in the ass we need. From this German: Andrij Melnyk, I'm happy to have you. 🇩🇪✌️
@morpher44
@morpher44 Год назад
respect to the Ukrainian ambassador.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli Год назад
... he's a pain in the A$$ But then again that's part of his job in this dire situation and he's doing it well.
@toonlyrics
@toonlyrics Год назад
Mixed feelings about Melnyk after he praised that fascist Bandero. I thought he was removed as Ambassador to Germany after that. But some of his remarks are spot on, including this one.
@Taliesin2
@Taliesin2 Год назад
@@toonlyrics I thought he was minister of foreign affairs now...or something like that.
@bokisuba9702
@bokisuba9702 Год назад
Melnyk....yup, u r real German
@baddiss74
@baddiss74 Год назад
This episode's "is potato" was well done Stephen 👏🏾
@RustOnWheels
@RustOnWheels Год назад
This was a roller coaster of Stephen highs and Republican lows and I enjoyed every second of it! 👏👏👏
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 Год назад
That campaign video had me crying with laughter.
@oracotton7924
@oracotton7924 Год назад
thank you Mr Colbert for another outstanding monolog. 👏
@papwithanhatchet902
@papwithanhatchet902 Год назад
Just one log?
@Spiker985Studios
@Spiker985Studios Год назад
@@papwithanhatchet902 Better a single log, than a monologue
@morpher44
@morpher44 Год назад
@@Spiker985Studios I'm hearing a stereolog. Although, only my left ear is laughing. My right ear is frowning and a bit pissed off.
@joeb4142
@joeb4142 Год назад
And his Grammy Award winning writers.
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
As an actual biker I would like to apologize to everyone for what you just witnessed.
@malavoy1
@malavoy1 Год назад
One question, I didn't notice what bikes they were riding. Were these middle age social club, or should we have been checking the crank case to see if the meth was done?
@animewitch1416
@animewitch1416 Год назад
No need to apologize. There are all kinds of people out there, including these pretend bikers.
@rcanoli99
@rcanoli99 Год назад
Oh lord Dear Georgia what is wrong with you? You can't seriously think Hershel Walker deserves to be in the United States Senate. I don't care if you're a MAGA warrior or a Never-Trumper, whatever, you *have to* know this man is not fit to hold office.
@danaolds3277
@danaolds3277 Год назад
One of you alls best,,and after the day I've had.......you made me laugh--thank you!
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
Not the first time Elon has been told where to go!
@hellostina
@hellostina Год назад
Won’t be the last. 🤣
@rhondapotter6989
@rhondapotter6989 Год назад
He's such an attention hog.
@cadebritt8001
@cadebritt8001 Год назад
Elon is right there on stage with Trump.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn Год назад
or where to stick it
@woodydowler1594
@woodydowler1594 Год назад
Don't know musk but if he's a trumpie he suck big time needs to stay with what he thinks he knows and stay out of any political fields !
@thelibrarycop2000
@thelibrarycop2000 Год назад
After seeing those biker’s Oscar worthy performance I think that Michigan’s education system has a looooong way to go😅
@GoGreen1977
@GoGreen1977 Год назад
I assure you, those folks missed a lot of classes, fell asleep during class, or just thought doing homework was a waste of time.
@mike814031
@mike814031 Год назад
0:36 and GOP nominate and psychic failing to read his own mind... Hershel walker 😆👏👏 spot on
@pauldaniels5023
@pauldaniels5023 Год назад
Even Walker's son called him a liar I saw that on the news today
@albertowachsman7878
@albertowachsman7878 Год назад
The fact that almost half of the people in Georgia is willing to vote for somebody like Herschel Walker is no laughing matter. A country with people like this is in serious shit.
@carolynwhitehorn1102
@carolynwhitehorn1102 Год назад
Frankly, this country is full of people willing to vote for wholly unqualified candidates who are scary, as evidenced by the election of Donald Trump. Georgia is no exception.
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