ULTRAKILL /// Sisyphus Prime Fight (using literally nothing) 

"The blood of Minos on your hands" What hands?

Bro killed Sisyphus Prime as a Filth with extra steps

this guy is eventually gonna beat sisyphus prime without even opening the game

breaking news local amputee defeats prime soul

mario gameplay

When I said "Someone should try to do this slam only." during the sisyphean task that is P-2 during release, I never expected someone in this community to ever actually do it. This community always has surprises that you thought were impossible.

sisyphus really got the goomba treatment

LegDay%

at this point, my guy LITERALLY died to a sentient camera

this man vs the man who can open two thin lego 2x2s without fingernails and oily hand fight of the century

Its so ironic that the next video in the autoplay list is a video on how sisyphus prime is the hardest boss

Go kill him blind! Blind, all weapons (except for marksman and sawblade) available. Become blind (turn off monitor) when you will arrive at the boss room

Bro is using the feetbacker💀

This just in, V1 watched Dragon Ball Z and took notes from Freiza by beating a prime soul without using its hands

Sisyphus should have a secret line where he says "The blood of Minos stains your feet" since all arms and weapons are unequipped.

This is what waiting for the end of ULTRAKILL has done to man

imagine giving that whole speech only to get destroyed by a gay robot with no weapons or arms who constantly has to teabag you to attack

I have a C in act 2 on NORMAL of all things and watching this is doing wonders for my “I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS” Mindset yet knowing fully well I haven’t even gotten anywhere close to unlocking Sisyphus’s fight and that he will also _professionally_ kick my ass without even getting anywhere close to phase 2 when I do

Literally goes toe to toe with him like god damn brother

GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT GET FLAT-

V1 becomes an ultrafilth

oh this looks AWFUL! I appreciate your Sacrifice in taking part in this Challenge

Sisyphus literally got beat by a disabled robot

im waiting for someone to beat him with the whiplash. someone beat minos prime using only the whiplash and im just interested in seeing how long it takes people to do with a boss that has almost twice the health

Not asking for anything but… the whiplash does damage :Edit YOU MAD MAN YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

The real Filth Prime

Bro hit him with the CRUSH

My guy got acces to "ULTRAKILL MUST DIE" difficulty

hey HAKITA, give me a P-2 win with extra slam "extra slam" and hold the weapons "hold the weapons?" and hold the feedbacker "hold the feedbacker- hey PITR, give me a P-2 win with NOTHIN" "NUTHIN??"

The definition of locked in

And at the end of it all, Mario faced his greatest foe.

mario%

It took me 20 minutes to beat P-2, and this dude beats Sisyphus Prime with nothing. Impressive work

sisyphus is literally me whenever there's only one filth left

bro I'm still stuck on the malicious face boss

This man has everything under ctrl.

“I am curious about your skills your weapons” V1:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You can’t escape! *Proceeds to evade every attack*

Imagine hakita make another legs in V1

max radiance filth

I wanna cry

Watch him do +blind, +no dmg taken, +nothing,

Alternative title: V1 forgot to bring their right arm to fight Sisyphus but couldn't be bothered to use their left arm.

Bro really said:"I lost my arms to fight, but i still have ny legs."

Someone: "Man.. Sisyphus prime is such a hard boss" Johnny64: *beats SP with nothing*

Dude is going in with nothing but a keyboard, mouse, and the human will.

I imagined the visual novel V1 sitting on his face with a fat robot dumpy

Bro killed a prime soul that heaven itself fears with their dumpy.

... I haven't even P-ranked him and you are goomba stomping him.... I'm so done.

I love this video for what it shows. It shows the real limits of Sisyphus and how a real fight of him without all the complications of all the different gun types. I like how smt like a parry only run falls into that feeling because it goes to show the bosses limits and what’s truly possible if you take the time to learn how the boss works.

this truly mustve been a Sisyphean™ Task

sisyphus : im curious about you skills, weapon. v1 : bet

I have a lot of pride and i rarely give people credit for doing things because i could do them too. But this is crazy i cant lie

sisyphus prime: *breaks himself out of jail to fight a buffed filth* also sisyphus 10 minutes later: *dies cackling*

it is strangely entertaining watching you crushing sisyphus with your legs

A visitor? No sisyphus, you blocked the path of the cardio dude

local security camera on legs stomps on sisyphus' toes until he dies

You should try whiplash only.

"Sisyphus prime speedrun Mario%"

“…and DIE!” “lmfao catch these heels”

what is this husk doin bruh 😭😭

“Ahh. . . So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed from the very start. . . And I don’t regret a SECOND of it! ***Maniacal Laughter” - Sisyphus Prime

Your hands may be rated E for Everyone, but my hands are UNRATED, because there's NOTHING TO RATE!

V1 on its mariomaxxing streak

This... This... Is... How??? I can't even beat him with weapons, you beat him while being handicapped! Teach me your ways master

Close enough welcome back john ultrakill

"It's leg day, machine"

my friend is trying to complete this challenge right now and he said that if he knew that it was possible that he'd do so much better, i sent him this video and i'm hoping he'll be able to beat it now! 🙂

You cant kill me with nothing machine V1: +Parry

This park makes my spine shiver 4:07 best part of the song

"look, ma! no hands!"

Alternative title: "Beating Sisyphys with only my shiny metal ass"

“look mom, no hands!”

V1 learned from Minos, that legs are the best weapon

Hermano realmente lo mato a sentones 💀

"You can't escape!" escapes without getting hit

ultrakill but that conspicuous pillar with a revolver on it was never there in the first place

imagine losing to a machine with no arms

I noticed that when a game wants to do "anime battles" what they do is make the enemy teleport around you for each attack

This is just a full 360° to the classic Super Mario game at this point 💥

This is like that anime trope where the main protag/antag is like “I won’t even use my hands to beat you”

Luigi kills a prime soul by doing absolutely nothing

nice job!!! i cant imagine how much work this took

Even in my p rank run I never found out how to parry the "destroy" attack. I know it's possible because I've done it on accident but I don't know when or what you're supposed to punch

'Ey Jimmy! Get me a Sisyphus with nottthiin!

Man, he really _ULTRAKILLED_ Sisyphus Prime with nothing!

I don’t know if this would be more or less tedious than eternally pushing a boulder up a hill

Sisyphus: "you are only able to barely win a fight because of your guns" *V1: "Bet"*

Really Mario’d your way through Sisyphus

🎹🎹🔥🔥 *CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER* 🎹🎹🔥🔥

ppl with 1000+ restarts: "am i a joke to you?"

the ultrakill equivalent of satima trying to kill that fly

Bro took smash or pass to a different level

YES - I've been waiting for this.

Local robotic filth kills a prime soul!

Local robot kicks the hell out of the guy who pushes boulders

This may be in the top 10 human achievements of all time.

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy" This mf:

Sisyphus: Wait wait wait wait wait wait, what a heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll 🗣🔥!

DEAR GOD , your skill is incredible omg .