Ultrakill - WAR but the intro monologue is replaced by some random TikTok 

YES THAT'S IT

HE DOES NOT BLINK

"Like you're worshipping a God?-- One that certainly doesn't look kindly on you. When you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay? As if trapped in Hell? I hope so." when I saw the original meme, I didn't know how accurate it was to the lore.

I love how well the dramatic pause in the monologue and the dramatic pause in the music work together. I mean the line right before the pause is "As if trapped in hell?". It's perfect. And the tense energy of the guy, as he nods and licks his lips, anticipates the energy of the oncoming music.

why does this go more raw than even Minos' monologue

How do you feel, machine, 10 seconds after killing every resident of hell? When the underworld is empty, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by blood. And who is left to fuel you? Is it the corpses? Do you wipe the dirtied floors, scrub it hard for more blood, I presume. And all that blood on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and scrape blood endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping heaven? One that, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.

"Does your body stay, as if trapped in hell?" "I hope so." HOW DOES ONE DELIVER THAT LINE... UNBLINKINGLY.

If this guy narrated novels, I would totally listen to it

This guy ABSOLUTELY had his own background music playing in the back of his head as he delivered those lines.

P-3 leak right there

T-2: Inperfect roastling

the "I hope so" at the end got me shaking 😂

WHEN I HEARD THIS I LITERALLY PUT THIS MANS DIALOGUE OVER SISYPHUS PRIME LMAO IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT

Unironically one of the hardest line deliveries I've heard

That "I hope so." goes so fucking hard

"If you stare long enough at the void, the void will begin to stare back."

I feel like you should unironically show this to like 80% of TikTok's userbase.

Someone already made a Minos version. a Animation, voice, all of that. We need a sisyphus prime voice for this and an animated version and the saga will be complete (and then with the third prime soul too)

There's just a level of God-hood one can achieve with the right background music

THIS IS PERFECTION

One must imagine Sisyphus cleaning the countertops

Full lyrics: “How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling, when it’s just you, alone, surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that, is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe, endlessly? Bow down, like you’re worshiping some god? One who, certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”

For someone who looks like he's from Whoville, he's awfully sinister

P-3 pre-fight monologue "How do you feel, 10 seconds after taking a life, when the lord isn't watching, when it's just a machine alone, surrounded by blood. And who forgives all that? Is it you? Do you pray to the father? Place your metal hands together real hard, I presume? And all that gore, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and kill endlessly? Bowed down, like you're worshipping the father? He who certainly doesn't look kindly upon you. When you try to get up, from that impossibly dense guilt, does your form stay? As you're trapped in hell... I hope so"

I like how he just never blinks to add to the intimidation

Crazy how the guy didn't even cover 1/4 of the whole plate of waffles while having a bucket of syrup

Hakita needs to make a boss model for this dude replacing Sisyphus, most of his attacks being syrup based, each of the attacks is like a magnet that pulls you in.

There isn't a soul behind those eyes, but there is purpose.

violence woke up and chose him.

Damn, he took it personally 💀

One must imagine Syruphus happy

THE "I hope so" WAS SO POWERFUL IT BROUGHT MY DAD BACK.

"This syrup, to hold me!?"

This is the hardest drop to ever exist

His attacks are - Mental Health Judgement - Syrup Barrage - Hell Cage - electroneurographic Attack

I can subconciously hear the "Ha."

Oh my god, it's ridiculous how well it fits.

T-2 // WEIGHT OF THE SYRUP

This fits so well as a Ultrakill boss monologue

the tension in that pause was masterful

An eater? Hmm indeed… I have feasted long enough. The kingdom of waffles has long since forgotten my fork, and I am eager to make them food. However, the syrup of Minos stains your plate, and I must admit… I’m curious about your hunger, eater. And so, before I consume the cities and devour the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, diner, and EAT.

This goes IMPOSSIBLY HARD

How do you feel, 10 minutes after ending those Lostbelts? When your friends aren't around you, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by *Bloody Nothingness?* And who cleans that from memory, you? Your Kouhai? Do you wipe those walls fresh and clean, I assume? And all that's on the floor, in your hands, do you get on your knees, your head low, and wipe, listlessly? Bowing down like you're seeking forgiveness from those you've erased? Those who are no longer capable of forgiving? And when you try to get up, from those deep, viscous floors, does your soul stay anchored, as if trapped in Hell? ... *the figure slowly raises his head, and gives a brittle smile* ... I hope so.

One must imagine Sisyphus stuck to the floor

CLEAN UP!

someone get the sisyphus voice actor to do this asap

This, will stick.

SISYRUP PRIME

when bro said "I hope so" and the beat dropped, i actually fucking smiled. that shit was badass not gonna lie

the "out of nowhere religiously spiteful monologue" gotta be my favorite genre of anything

I love how when the music starts to kick in, he stops looking down at his phone and at the camera. It felt like he didn’t have the rest of the script but came up with it on the fly because of how angry he was.

Why does this actually fit...

Rare golden tiktok video.

"i hope so" that is the most fire line iv ever heard🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“As if trapped in hell.” DEFINITELY, an Ultrakill reference no doubt

Bro i watched this video once and spent like 20 minutes looking for it FINALLY!!!

That “I hope so” was unexpectedly raw

0:05 (my time stamp for epik monologue playlist)

I FUCKING LOVE THAT TIKTOK. YOU ARE A GODSEND FOR COMBINING THIS SHIT.

"Truly Alternative Death Stare"

"Ah, a maid. Indeed, I have been in the shelf long enough. The tiles of the kitchen floor has long since been unclean and I am EAGER to make them shine. However, the grease and grime of the kitchen sink stains your gloves and I must admit... I'm curious about the bacteria. And so, before I wipe down the windows and scrub the counter tops, the drain shall do as my first chore. Come forth, Mexican, and CLEAN"

I REMEMBER THIS GUY APPEARING ON MY TIK TOK AND THINKING OF OF SISYPHUTHS MONOLOG LOL

This goes so hard. That mans smile a grin of pain and hatred concentrated into a perfect speech, that digs deep into that mans soul.

This went surprisingly hard.

this shit is insane

perfection - someone

WE NEED SOMEONE TO FUCKING MOD THIS INTO THE GAME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!

this unironically goes hard

i love hearing that guy, the voice acting is perfect and monologe is perfected too

Imagine scrolling through Tik Tok and coming across this masterpiece of a speech. You’d get a whiplash from the change so strong you’d be forever different after that.

Why does this unironically go so hard

I can imagine this guy as the BBEG of a food themed DnD campaign, judging the party for all the food they wasted just to defend themselves.

i’d like you to know that this video was the catalyst that started my hyperfixation on ultrakill

"THIS SYRUP...TO HOLD...ME?"

This definitely beats the portal orange humidifier as the best edited tiktok

Absolute legend

Now this is an intro monologue

oh, and lyrics How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that TikTok? When the cameras aren't rolling When it's just you, alone Surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop Scrub it hard, I presume And all that on the floor Do you get on your hands and knees On all fours And wipe endlessly Bowed down, like you're worshiping some god? (One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you) And when you try to get up From those impossibly sticky floors Does your body stay As if trapped in Hell? I hope so.

i unironically rly hope the final prime soul is like this, like instead of going "imma kill gabriel!!" or "im gonna kill heaven but u first!!" they just call everyone ouy for this stupid dick measuring contest, including V1 (the player), when facing the potential end of reality sadly since violence didnt have many hints to the prime soul (maybe one of the two books but they didnt specify anything abt the writers so unlikely) my vision doesnt seem like itll come to fruition (i had this idea that were once a powerful husk of the violence layer but was banished to a flesh prison via gabriel ofc, and then he sorta just ruminated as he watched hell collapsed and felt pissed off by it all, including some self reflection) basically i want the final prime soul to have the emotional power of minos and the danger of two sisyphus'

man I was fucking there, I knew he was going to say "I hope so" and I stoll fucking cheered when he did

congrats, this is now my favorite video of all time

"come forth child of man" "AND DIE"

I hate how menaceing he is XD

TRANSCRIPT: How do you feel... ten seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren't rolling, and it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that, is it you? Do you wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees - on all fours, and wipe endlessly? Bowed down, as if worshipping some god? One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay, as if trapped in hell? ... ... I hope so.

how do you feel 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? the cameras aren't rolling, it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. who cleans all that? is it you? you wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, i presume and all that on the floor you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe, endlessly you bow down, like you're worshipping some god one who certainly doesn't look kind on you and when you try to get up, those impossibly sticky floors, and does your body stay? as it's trapped in hell. i hope so.

“How do you feel, ten seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that? Is it you? Do you wipe the counter tops. Scrub it hard, I presume. And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe. Endlessly. Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god. One who certainly. Doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up. From those impossibly sticky floors. Does your body stay. As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”

Why did that actually go abit hard tho

he should be the final boss of tiktok

This guy is him.

However, the syrup of Canada stains your hands.

This goes harder than the actual monologue

Bro the music makes it so unnecesaryly dramatic 😭😭😭😭

THIS, WILL HURT.

P-ZH // THE ATTENTION SPAN

P-2 /// CRIES OF THE UNMOVING

I saw this dude at a McDonalds. I left instantly. Not the first dude. The second one.

oh my god i have been trying to find this meme for god knows how long, thank you sir for making this

I could see in the house in a heartbeat played with that monologue too

Now this is sisyphus but serious

Why does his smile fold in on itself?