Under Paris Movie Review - Jaws Has A Really DUMB Cousin

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Under Pairs Movie Review - I thought maybe we could have a cool, smart Shark movie again. If not that, perhaps another fun, campy film like Deep Blue Sea. Unfortunately, Netflix gave us neither. Instead, Under Paris is just a boring, poorly written film with a lot of useless scenes and very little shark attack action. I found this film to be a chore to get through. Under Paris has a Jaws concept without the execution. It's a waste of time.
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@user-bt9yh8jn1q 11 дней назад

The Shark having different girl names gag is glorious lmao

@kicknowledgesmith8608 11 дней назад

Jaws and Deep Blue sea had a baby and made another Sharknado.

@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 дней назад

But where does The Meg fit into this?

@kieronchick1663 11 дней назад

And Twisters was its aunt.

@shibitoobscura3348 10 дней назад

As a Frenchman who isn't too fond of the city of Paris, I did like the ending

@besugarb4655 6 дней назад

"Theres no heroes in here, only losers" I CANT😂🤣😂🤣

@Torta--is--PLUR 9 дней назад

After these idiots were just chilling with a gaggle of makos get eaten then immortal girlboss dives in and survived being drug down over 100 feet and didn't die from the benz I was screaming at the TV...from there it just gets so much worse. Holy hell I fast forwarded it 60% easily

@relay6127 3 дня назад

I watched the first ten minutes and immediately thumbs down

@Aaron-ox8ye 11 дней назад

The problem with newer shark movies is the CGI. Jaws movies hold up cause it's an actual fake shark. This movie is like the video game man-eater. The shark is forever hungry

@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 дней назад

And Jaws is actually a good movie, it builds the tension and tells a good story. It's not just schlocky "LOOK AT THE SHARK!!! AHHHHH SHARK! ITS A SHARK!!! DID YOU SEE THE SHARK!?!?!?!"

@Aaron-ox8ye 11 дней назад

@@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 💯% agree

@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 дней назад

@@Aaron-ox8ye Jaws and Rocky are 2 of the most misunderstood classic movies, I think due to the sequels and ripoffs. Rocky is a drama centered around boxing, but people view it as a jock sports movie that's just brains being bashed in for an hour and a half, and Jaws is a tense thriller that people view as a the first schlocky shark monster movie. It's really a shame.

@kicknowledgesmith8608 11 дней назад

yup same thing with the new Jurassic Park and Ninja Turtles movies.

@TwistedReality13 11 дней назад

It's a real fake shark.. I know what you mean, but the way it's written is funny 😂

@SamC_182 6 дней назад

The shark dodging every bullet was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a movie 🤣🤣🤣

@gregorygregson3238 11 дней назад

I have been to Paris once in my life. It was a wonderful, unforgettable experience. I visited the Louvre, which houses some of the greatest works of art that human imagination and craft can fabricate. I walked the cobblestones of the neighborhoods, sampled the delectable cuisine, and heard on a daily basis that lovely spoken twittering that is French, "the language of love." But yeah, I have to admit, the whole experience would have been immeasurably improved by sharks.

@shibitoobscura3348 10 дней назад

As a Frenchman who dislike Paris, I'm pretty sure I would have had a much more positive perspective of it if I came from elsewhere and just visited Paris as a tourist like you did

@user-oj5lv7ub9q 11 дней назад

You are so funny ,.... Jenny, Agatha and Betty LOL!

@RobinJohnstonphotography 11 дней назад

Can’t wait for The Megnado.

@GA-1st 11 дней назад

Perhaps one day they'll be another great shark movie. But that'll happen only when filmmakers finally realize that as well made as the action scenes in "Jaws" may have been, it's the exceedingly well-drawn and acted human characters that make it great.

@lyndoncmp5751 4 дня назад

Yes. Jaws is a human drama. It's not about the shark. It's about the people who have to deal with the shark.

@GA-1st 4 дня назад

@@lyndoncmp5751 100%

@nygmla 11 дней назад

Netflix is Tubi but with budgets that are 100x bigger. Netflix just pushing movies off the conveyor belt and it's all trash. And not even good trash. I wouldn't even put this on in the background while I'm doing the laundry. Netflix is all quantity over quality these days. Right now they ain't losing customers but if they keep going people gonna start cancelling subscriptions

@omartaj7010 9 дней назад

Canceled 2 months into my subscription and not going back 😅

@333virgohermitqueen8 7 дней назад

Truth! I've had Netflix for years now and I've already seen most of the movies on there, the new ones are all trash so I find myself rewatching old films and shows I've seen a dozen times just because the new stuff looks stupid! Tubi is probably better in my opinion especially because it's free!

@TheTreydogg27 7 дней назад

I just watched the opening scene where the girl gets drug down by the shark and there's no possible world where she survives that. That alone made me turn it off, I could tell it was gonna be nonsense.

@redshiplanding 10 дней назад

Damn . . . you are quite a gifted movie reviewer. After all, who else could have found a way to cross-reference Jaws and Seinfeld? I, too, watched the film last week. IT. WAS. ASS.

@8strauss6 11 дней назад

I started this movie the other night and only had it on for about 30 seconds before I ended up watching something else. so lucky me lol

@TheDreamfinder99 11 дней назад

Makes absolutely no sense that they went anywhere near the water. With today’s technology, all they need is a pot roast and a remote activated bomb, wait for the shark to eat it, click boom. End of movie. Job done. They literally didn’t even need to get their toes wet.

@AdamDoesMovies 11 дней назад

At the very least, drop in from a damn shark cage! So stupid.

@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 дней назад

But if nobody ever went into the dark creepy room, there wouldn't be a movie!

@AdamDoesMovies 11 дней назад

The cage malfunctions. Movie. The shark manages to wreck the cage. Movie. There are a lot of ways to put people in peril without resorting to them just being stupid.

@thetalentof 11 дней назад

The animatronic sharks used in 'Deep Blue Sea' are still the most realistic I've seen so far.

@Dollarsignmiley 10 дней назад

You forgot the whole “a shark caused a tsunami and not only that, the water that was already there isn’t receding “

@Nicholas_Chen_ 10 дней назад

I'd rather go watch Jaws 1, 2 and Deep Blue Sea all over again LMAO

@veganpeace7890 11 дней назад

I love all the different shark names you came up with!!!🤣🤣

@vishvaabushan-tl5sg 9 дней назад

Hey Adam, Kalki 2898 AD is coming on june 27th, please review it as this movie is from Tollywood like RRR and Salaar.

@YakAttack915 11 дней назад

I came for the review. I stayed for the sound effects. Lol

@TorontoJon 11 дней назад

Hmmm, the last time I was in Paris, France, I'm pretty sure it was not on the coast of France and hence, did not have seawater anywhere or in the Seine River which is a freshwater river system that flows into the English Channel, so the initial premise of a killer shark living under Paris is absolutely ridiculous. Hahaha! :)

@shibitoobscura3348 10 дней назад

Paris is FAR from any coast indeed

@DravenPlays1617 10 дней назад

The Flood at the end doesnt make sense lol

@ThePorchManReviews 11 дней назад

There aren’t no heroes, only losers 😂😂 that was awesome! Great review!

@SauerBall4384 11 дней назад

Everyone should just watch Deep Blue Sea. Deepest Bluest my head is like a sharks fin.

@jamesmc04 8 дней назад

Deep Blue Sea is now a series of films. There are 3 of them.

@7evYT 4 дня назад

Hell yeah. Best song by LL

@bigdave4859 2 дня назад

Most of the time I was thinking why are the characters doing that? Terrible movie

@invariant47 10 дней назад

but is it good for people who have not seen few dozen shark movies?

@jasonmcmurtry7812 11 дней назад

I just watched this a few nights ago and thought it was good, if you like SyFy trash films lol.. Some of the effects are sh** and some are wicked SyFy bad sh** lol. 😂 4/10, hard pass.

@kimmykimlopez2505 9 дней назад

47 meters down: uncaged still wins forme

@redrussell8878 10 дней назад

Netflix: Setting Fire To Your Money For Two Decades!

@cnvdh3514 10 дней назад

I tried watching it but it gave Godzilla 1998 vibes and i guess i wasnt wrong

@hteekay 10 дней назад

Under Paris is just another of those film like "No Way Up"... I think the film makers smoked grass before coming up with this kind of plot. Adam, if you have any chance to watch a Hong Kong film, please go watch "Twilight of the Warriors : Walled in". Anyone who have any interest in watching classic Hong Kong Wired-Fu flicks would love this film

@jamesmc04 8 дней назад

Under Paris is silly, but entertaining. Some more shark action would have been good. I think it ended too abruptly though.

@Yoshi-dy7qg 11 дней назад

I saw this advertised and thought it looked interesting. As in it'd make an interesting Adam video.

@7evYT 3 дня назад

Just watched it. I actually enjoyed the catacombs scene where the activists had a FAFO moment.

@SamDodger 11 дней назад

Hey Adam have you seen the scifi movies: Kill Command and the Colony (aka Tides) two very decent low budget scifi films, just wondering your opinion...

@brentmichael4770 7 дней назад

Good to see your finally calling this crap out!

@AdamDoesMovies 7 дней назад

Finally? I've been calling out bad Netflix movies for years now!

@SamDodger 11 дней назад

I think the Open Water trilogy are good shark movies, i think each installment is better than the previous ones and i really like The Reef

@camk8856 11 дней назад

Your attitude in video is like a dad congratulating his kids but always ending the sentence with, "you could've done better"

@upallnite3164 10 дней назад

The Meg was good popcorn silly fun. Meg 2 was not silly popcorn fun it was nasty burnt money grab. There Is No Confirmed Reason For Li Bingbing's Meg 2 Absence However, there has been no official reason for the Li Bingbing Meg 2 absence. The only statement that has come to light is that she left for undisclosed reasons and had to be recast.Nov 22, 2023 This gave me some creepy mystery vibes and not in a good way. I pray the actress is ok.

@AT-sd9qq 11 дней назад

I'm gonna start fast-forwarding to the action scenes, haha. I've been doing this for years.

@relay6127 3 дня назад

Hollywood magazines will simp for any garbage euro film that imitates an original, that’s why Hollywood sucks!!

@SureJungle23247 10 дней назад

I was considering watching this but wondered if it was worth wasting 2 hrs of my life, thanks for saving me some time.

@invariant47 10 дней назад

also the way this movie ends , it sets up a potential sequel

@nihilismistheonlyway4680 11 дней назад

Maybe my expectations were super low but i actually liked this movie. Yes, its stupid. Yes, its batsh*t crazy. But i liked it! Fun popcorn movie with friends so u can celebrate together when someone stupid gets eaten!!! 😂

@joltik8376 10 дней назад

The funding comment was odd since every horror or action movie ever has naked or nearly naked women or a 2 women kissing scene or random lesbian or straight ex scene it’s not an agenda it’s just nature of the genre at times not some funding cheat code 😭

@stephenmoran1000 11 дней назад

Chill with the pink lighting man😆but harsh

@TwistedReality13 11 дней назад

Source: Trust me bro

@BobAdragna 7 дней назад

fun shark movie Deep Blue Sea (1999)

@devinholmes1156 11 дней назад

Came for the Adam fun fact. Wasnt disappointed

@callinglast 11 дней назад

Hilarious Adam Fun Fact. LOL. Another good episode chum!

@AdamDoesMovies 11 дней назад

Chum. I see you :)

@thomashowardmd247 11 дней назад

Netflix is really struggling recently. I watched the new Jessica Alba movie, Trigger Effect I think it's called, and it sucks hard, too. Netflix is specializing in these straight to DVD type affairs now. The last good Netflix exclusive I can think of was Extraction 2, but I like these mindless action flicks. Wouldn't be surprised if most thought it sucked, too.

@shinjiikari1989 10 дней назад

I think there maybe better shark movies out there, something in the water and Requim

@danw4490 10 дней назад

Wait. Are you saying this film has a strong female lead? It's about time.

@BobAdragna 7 дней назад

agree................................

@morecringe89 10 дней назад

so they are confident they are so bro. did you do paternity tests to see if your father or mother slept around?

@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 11 дней назад

Seems like you can just make anything with sharks and it'll do good enough to make some money.

@88detour 11 дней назад

I didn't mind this one. I would rate it above the usual B movie trash about predators eating people. The violence isn't gory enough to be scary. I did feel enough tension to be entertained by it. There were times where the sharks appeared somewhat photorealistic. The ending was awesome though. It went from a horror thriller to post apocalyptic.

@697red 11 дней назад

What are you talking about!? lol it was such a good creature feature. those bombs at the end...

@melvinho77 10 дней назад

It’s has one of the best ending ever!

@minhja4924 10 дней назад

I watch a bit then fast forward a lot, then watch the final scene which is entertaining I thought. Have eye candy so that at least a tick . Hahaha 😂😂😂

@MSpotatoes 11 дней назад

I turned this movie off right after she survived being dragged hundreds of feet underwater and expelling all her air with a big ol scream.

@AdamDoesMovies 11 дней назад

Sooooo stupid.

@sambriggs7366 9 дней назад

Just wasted my time watching this....wow, just wow. It's soooo bad, and not in a good way. You worded it perfectly.

@flickaclit6997 6 дней назад

Once again they have to put the message in another pile of dog shit

@angellathompson-hunter5754 10 дней назад

It’s wasn’t that bad😊. I enjoyed it …a little bit😅

@bcatbb2896 11 дней назад

ya i also thought the characters were dumb and annoying

@8strauss6 11 дней назад

they should have just paid you to pantomine the movie that definitely sounds way more entertaining.v and they would have saved everyone 90 minutes and them money

@pensinseo7745 11 дней назад

i was definitely rooting for the harks in this one

@haasepete 11 дней назад

Sorry Adam, I have to commit the sin of commenting before watching. This movie sucked and why it's been recommended as the best shark film since Jaws is baffling. It reminded me of Jaws 3. Right, onto your video ❤

@MacMc691 11 дней назад

All these shark movies that have come along over the years are average at best, other than maybe Deep Blue Sea. The one thing all these movies are missing, Steven Spielberg. The amount of blockbusters that dude has had since JAWS is crazy. Even his TV movie Duel is superior to most of these shark movies. I do find all the shark movies entertaining, including Sharknado... lol But until someone like Spielberg comes along, shark movies will always be average at best.

@Peroy1 11 дней назад

I honestly found this harder to watch than any of the "Sharknado" movies... at least those know they're shit and are in on the joke. Also: Is "Deep Blue Sea" so iconic by now, that we have to copy certain moments and shots from it...? Really...? :/

@emhu2594 11 дней назад

I am literally watching it right now. It is NOT good. Special effects when they happen are BAD

@nygmla 10 дней назад

Adam, if you think this is bad. Watch jessica alba as a US special forces marine with perfect makeup and hair salon blow dry hair in every frame. Btw thanks for watching shit movies so we don't have to 😂

@Rayyman 11 дней назад

They're not good

@invariant47 10 дней назад

too many boring modern isms in this movie

@kingkold 8 дней назад

My god this movie was bad. Mind you I watched this back to back with Jessica Albas Trigger warning. Two very bad films. Under Paris lead actors were just not good. Two counter points. I thought the cgi sharks looked better than many sharks The lesbian kiss came and went so fast it felt natural. It didn't feel like a check box. But dam I do not recommend Under Paris, or Trigger warning.

@micahbablitz-li9qt 10 дней назад

Am I the only one that's thinks The Shallows is a pretty decent shark movie?

@AdamDoesMovies 10 дней назад

The Shallows is great

@ppimtx 11 дней назад

I’m with you on the lesbian scene. Sometimes it’s so shoehorned in and makes it an eye roll moment instead of a natural relationship kind of action.

@Aaron.Rants.Reviews 11 дней назад

The things is, from the sound of it, this scene was 100% for the male gaze and not for any "inclusivity" reason.

@TheRealRunningwolf1980 10 дней назад

@@Aaron.Rants.Reviewswrong…MEN are tired of “the message”.

@Aaron.Rants.Reviews 10 дней назад

@@TheRealRunningwolf1980 You missed my point entirely. LGBT+ individuals don't care about PG-13 s*x inclusivity, trust me. This scene exists solely for the men who get off on lesbians. If you think organizations just hand out money because two girls made out, you are sorely mistaken.

@darthvictor6919 11 дней назад

My man! Hello what’s going on Adam!!

@AdamDoesMovies 11 дней назад

Clearly not much

@garymangan2761 3 дня назад

It was trash

@tambor34 11 дней назад

A strong gay female lead! And it’s about time.

@belannaparent4960 10 дней назад

she died mid way through in a really stupid way... and she was stupid from the start' they did not deliver im sorry

@invariant47 10 дней назад

visually movie was ok with real locations except few shots, sharks were decent , underwater scenes were too well lit, silly but ok, and yeah dumbness sets in pretty quickly