Unhinged Celebrity Crushes 

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it is safe to say that teenagers scare the living shit out of James

james really called us fatherless, I mean hes not wrong but

James: *Insulting Eddie fans* Someone in chat: *he’s a drug dealer* James: *he’s a drug dealer? Oh I kinda like him, fair enough.*

I resonate deeply with the goblin energy James Marriott emits. It makes his videos really enjoyable :)

Not even 10 seconds in and he's already bullying Billzo

I half expected Wilbur to be the last one that would make James end stream 🧍‍♂️

I'm starting a petition to force James to watch the ninjago series

I think we should schedule an intervention for James, and maybe a therapist for all of his father-figureless viewers.

"i like the more intresting ones, like kermit" well that tells us something doesn't it james

it’s always a good day when james marriott posts

“why is bowser kinda sexy” james’s channel in 5 words

Me: feeling a little sad becuase of dead dad James: WHAT IN THE FUCKING LEGO DRACO MALFOY IS THIS

Ah yes another great piece of content exposing James's viewers

These confessions make my alien cartoon crush seem normal, and that’s saying something

Guess I'm in the rare group of James viewers who have a good relationship with their dad😀👍

All we learned from this video that James is weirdly good at voice impressions.

as someone who had a crush on lloyd garmadon (the grown up version, not the younger bowl-cut kid) in elementary school i feel very called out rn

james, i believe everyone on your streams, INCLUDING YOU, need therapy.

i literally couldn’t breathe because of laughter after seeing jack manifold next to that toy story child

Unhinged. Diabolical, even. One might say despicable.

Kairy Draws' Art has given me a newfound appreciation for bowser, he's such a cool villain, he'd propably be my favourite if fawful didn't exist.

7:00 TOO REAL even though kurtis looks like the embodiment of a guy from an 80s sitcom but he pulls it off

I feel attacked for knowing about the Barbie villain

Bro Rick astley has aged like the FINEST of wines! He went from twink to daddy so easily!

I'm watching a grown arse man make car noises at 0:45am. I am officially at rock bottom

From what I've seen in this video, in order for a character to be approved by James, they must be a drug dealer(Reminds me of the Charlie Slimcicle arc from hated to favourite student) and that James may secretly be a fanfic writer cause' look at this and tell me straight(or gay) in the eyes, that you don't see it as well: 4:24 - 4:30 and 10:40 and 10:56

love that mcr and andy is both mentioned less than a minute in

My lowest point was when I was watching this live and instantly knew who Fungus was and what film he was from and could remember his voice perfectly

Very cool video! Loved the part where we all got insulted by our favourite content creator

as an avid joe keery enjoyer i am very upset at the violation of that image when there are THOUSANDS of amazing pictures of him online

Hey James bit of constructive criticism, vividly describing a vore scene between you and Nick from Zootopia doesn’t exactly draw in the views

I love being aroace and watching stuff like this

JAMES WHOLE STREAMUSSY WENT INTO THIS ONE.

9:57 me going “top half fish or bottom half fish” then James saying it. Me “. . . When you think the same thing as James you know you f**ked up.” 😂

i dont know what's more unhinged- these crushes or James in this stream

James just called all of us fatherless when I don’t have either parents

I feel attacked for knowing fungus

He lost his sanity in the minion stream. This is the aftermath.

absolutely loving Jamie boo bear's descent into madness 💗

I LOST IT WHEN I SAW LLOYD

HELLO JAMES

i feel like James purposefully said this shit 7:18 just to make me cry because that is literally what fucking happened happened to me lmao

James realization that most of us have either dead dads, disappeared fathers, or reprobates for dads💀

THE JOE KEERY ONE FUCKING KILLED ME

This video explains my mental situation atm... Chaotic

This video has convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt, James. Is. A. Furry.

Woke up for this, and James did not disappoint.

rewatching this after a few james gigs has me in tears. 6:34 colours hoxton gig jag took his shirt off 😭

10:19 - cuz he is preminger. Man knows what to provide to his simps

THE HEART STOPPER PHOTOS OML

The fact he thought anyone would watch him without having daddy issues is surprising to say the least

Putting this video on the TV with a strict mother may not be the best idea but it’s an idea.

8:08 Ninjago is a goated season tho

Barbie Fairytopia was 12x better than any video you could ever make and if you watched it as a kid maybe you wouldn’t be the way you are, respectfully, with love

10:10 WHY DID I ACTUALLY EXPECT HIM TO BE HERE LMAO

HIS MARKIPLIER VOICE IS AMAZING

"have u ever seen donald glover and childish gambino in the same room together? no" well have u ever seen jesus christ and me in the same room?

This was amazing live

9:45 pyrocynical

whoever said andy biersak 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

A small part of James dies in every episode, it'll only be so long before he's a shambling husk (affectionate)

I’m surprised no one put Draco

At this point it’s just James doing car impressions and Kermit the frog

Is it normal not to have a celebrity crush?

bowser is a clear smash. he's a goddamn dilf!

that last part was valid af

When James swears: 🔊

his impressions had me every single time

HARRY

Having gerard as my pfp and watching this video at the same time feels illegal

I’m a little upset that Simba wasn’t up there but Fungus was.

This is just an entire roast session for me

i love the barbie moments

My celebrity crush is you James Marriott

POV: you watched this stream live and your just looking for your chat messages

when he was screaming at the dude after tinkerbella or whoever the fuck they are, as he was screaming, it just perectly cut off to an add mid scream. haha. jamesy boo bear i love your content, you are funny, underated and i love ur content :)

Waluigi can wa in my Luigi

To the person that sent james Fungus from that barbie movie.. im scared of you

James singing MCR when that photo of Gerard is literally from Hesitant Alien which is after MCR broke up.

NOT THE DOG FROM THE MUPPETS

the unhinged part was just James

i have an incredibly long list of celebrity crushes. james mcavoy, ewan mcgregor, hailee steinfeld, florence pugh, david tennant, matt smith, jake johnson, zendaya, oscar isaac, pedro pascal, taron egerton, richard madden, diego luna, ben willbond, ben barnes, marissa tomei thats not even the full list its just kff the top of my head (im mentally ill if you couldnt tell 😻)

why does james marriot have my exact humor

Yep, never watching another stream/yt video from you without headphones. My mom sked who tf was barking

2:39 is someone being just a few slippery steps away from becoming that one episode of My Strange Addiction Edit: Yeah 10:42 as well

8:00 BEST PART PHAHAHA

whoever put harry styles i agree 😌😌 also the ‘liam payne just threatened me’ 😂

The bee from the german honey loops commercial. Also ally hills.

Where is Jar Jar Binks Where is ARAGOG WHERE IS PORG

i indeed do spend all my time on the internet and dont touch grass much appreciated james lmao

Thanks for the gnf advertisement, I'll permanently head over to his channel

James the editing in this video was class

this stream was amazing

Julian Casablancas, Fabulizio Morreti and Nick Valensi of the Strokes (very early 2000s obviously)

watching james marriott make a car impression deeply upsets me but i mean, its a james marriott live stream what was i to expect

As someone who is a massive fan of The Umbrella Academy, most my feed on all social media is everyone simping for Aidan Gallagher.

surprised that didn’t see Timothée Chalamet done in the list

4:14 this one hitting me hard 😂😂 (also I’m British and Liam Payne has the most British threats ever like- “if you don’t remove those hands from my body there’s a high likelihood that you’ll never use them again”

These streams are too good.