Unintentional ASMR 💎 Crystal & Precious Stones Shop (soft-spoken consultations) 

I do not reeeally believe in the special powers of crystals or gemstones, still I find it admirable to know and care so much about one thing .. and Ive wanted to upload these for a while, as I really enjoy the Crystal Experts calm voice. I hope you enjoy this as the video & audio editing took me a few hours)

I love how she covered the fact that if we think what she's saying is BS, we can still use the stones in fish tanks and reptile tanks x'DD

My "crystal dealer" is a lot more twitchy than this one.

She's a crystal healer...and I didn't even know crystals got sick.

Put all those stones on a gauntlet and control the universe

i like how all the astrology recommendations are like "this one will help you stay calm : )" and then you get to cancer's moonstone and its like "this will make you fucking psychic"

Just pretend she's doing a role play y'all

What a solid way to explain things it’s so crystal clear this rocks.

Her: I’m a crystal healer Me(trying to impress her): I believe in complete horseshit too

Still my best unintentional ASMR ever was my math teacher. She always made me sleep.

Doesn't matter if these don't work, they're gorgeous and I want them!

Is there a crystal to help me stop farting?

This video is SO SO good. Sometimes the unintentional asmr is better than the staged videos. Love this.

I feel tingling, but it's mostly my bullshit sensor.

Crystal healer... "Doctor doctor help I've been shot!" "This is serious. Better get my shinest rock!" * dies *

Holy Christ. I could use that auto-focus to change my tires.

no stones that doubles xp gain. or gold?

She's very talented. There's no way I could talk about this shit without laughing.

Very helpful are always big sharp stones. They help if you have trouble with your neighbour or teacher. the perfect spot for this stone is your hand and try to aim for the eyes.

Guys stop being so close minded, I bought a labradorite pendant to boost my psychic abilities, it allowed me to see into the future where her store went bankrupt and is now an apple store!

Is there a crystal to fix my marriage

Bless you for putting this video. This Girl seems that she is very passionate about her work :)

her voice and demeanor are so attractive

On one hand I wanna say everyone has their own spiritual beliefs and there's no need to make fun of her for this being hers, on the other hand I really wanna join the roastfest lol

I usually keep a few very large boulders placed around the house to absorb negitve energy and so I can do some indoor rock climbing if the notion should strike me.

Why are comments on these “unintentional ASMR” videos always the worst?

She may be talking utter nonsense but all the better for tingles. This video certainly triggered me.

"What do these cost?" "Everything."

Sooooo, these stores and the malls they're located in are the safest and most positive places in the entire city right?

*Certified Crystal Healer Oh, well praise Christ she's certified. Nothing worse than an unqualified spirit-rock doctor.

I’d like a geologist to discuss minerals with this person and how not everything can be categorized as a crystal.

Couldn't even say "I'm a Crystal Healer" with a straight face.

yall are so negative here like... if someones belief in something isn't harming them, if it's making them happy n shit like, what's the problem. its not like she's saying you're in danger/you're wrong if you don't believe in this stuff, i don't believe in it myself, but if it's helping her and her customers feel happy What Is the Issue

She's gorgeous!

Probably the best unintentional asmr video yet.

She's beautiful!!

And people wonder why we aren’t in space yet 😂

and we wonder why Malls are dying.

Geez, all you people just freaking out over the fact she believes these stones have some sort of healing properties. Just enjoy the ASMR.

She’s gorgeous!!

I was poopin a lot and a crystal up my keister fixed my problem. Thank you crystal goddess

You have to grind up and snort the rocks to get the full effects.

I still don't really believe in stone healing. But one time a couple had a kiosk at my uni selling these and offered a free healing session. The guy used a rose quartz and pointed it up and down my body, from bellybutton up to my forehead. I remember actually feeling some kind of heat emitting onto wherever the stone was pointing. Definitely got some awesome tingles.

She says “do a little research”, I thought that was mucho funny.

Came for the ASMR. Stayed for the...stones...

The tingle is strong with this one.

From which Highlights edition do I cut the coupon to become a certified crystal healer?

What’s this being recorded on, Johnny 5?

This is really nice, very realxing... if I'm not listeing too closely to what she's actually saying ^^;

That is one aggressive auto-focus. :P

This is a load of barnacles

The placebo effect is real, guys. Just don't replace a licensed medical professional with crystals.

I love love her stones 😨

People do believe in this. My girlfriend is hardcore into Crystal's and astrology. As an atheist and someone who prides themself on being a skeptic, obviously I dont think different colored rocks have healing effects. From my experience Crystal's and astrology are both perfect examples of the placebo affect. My girlfriend as an example, she used to be incredibly depressed, so much so to where she would regularly hurt herself. She began bringing Crystals with her wherever she went, and she began feeling better. Obviously she attributed this to the Crystals even though it could have been numerous other sources providing her with happiness. Same idea with astrology. You're assigned a specific sign. This sign supposedly describes your attributes. Like "outgoing" or "intelligent". All people have all of these characteristics, or atleast perceive themself to have had the characteristic at some point in their life, especially the negative ones. Although these things are clearly placebo, if people find the placebo affect provided by crystals to be beneficial, then who is to say it doesnt actually work? Sure theres no magical properties, but there are scientific explanations to why these objects benefit people.

Ive been to this shop. Nice people with a great selection of jewelry.

Earth type people are GROUNDED :D I'm dying over here laughing XD

you got the stones I got the chisel

Knowing that's a real job she has makes me depressed... but I'm using this video tonight anyway.

She has a nice pair of gems

At 5:34 i heard mr.brightside and just started singing lol

Pokémon Crystal. Good for every sign that wants to be a Pokémon master.

Relaxing to listen to someone explain their passion or work Even if it's magical stones

I purchased some crystala while on vacation in the Bahamas, sooo pretty to look at. I keep them in my room and I think it helps me sleep better

Aquarius is an air-sign..? Aqua is literally in its name.

Never doubt the power of the Baba Booey gemstone.

If gems and stones actually had properties like this, the people that worked in the stores would be the healthiest, most powerful people on the planet lol

Crap.. i'm comfortable in my bed and my charger is in the living room. 🙄

Even if everything she says is rubbish, she's incredibly attractive, and her passion makes her even more so.

She's a certified crystal seller.

This rock helps with being realistic, because once you get one you just realized you've purchased a piece of rock with no powers

excited to learn i'm a fire-type pokemon but I'm not passionate, determined, or energetic. not exactly boosting my confidence in the power of astrology

Ah i see why im failing life now, need to start buying some of these

these were the iphones of the stone age.

If you live in England Whitby beach is a great place for fossil hunting and there's plenty of fancy ones in the shops too

do you have anything that helps some one take a shit, or atleast cleanse the immediate area

"Labradorite...is good for the technique of scrying. Scrying is the technique of gazing." OK, but what is the technique gazing? Excellent use of double-talk to obscure nonsensical claims. Also, scrying? Really? What's next, reading augers in pig entrails? No offense to Francesca, whose voice is fantastic.

Where are the grand soul gems

For those who believe crystals energy is a joke or a scam. I'll just remember yourself that the reason why your watch is accurate is because of a quartz crystal that vibrate at a precise frequency. Each crystals have different vibration frequency affecting everything around.

The fact that this is an actual business blows my mind. I need to make up stuff about normal things and make some money.

She doesn't blink.

I fucking hate the new age BS around gems, stones, and minerals because they really are beautiful to own. I have several examples of labradorite that are absolutely stunning. It does shit for my chakra but look great on my desk. I picked them up from a no-nonsense gem store in Colorado.

I've eaten hundreds of these and never felt any different

These stones are good for Titans. They control elements of the universe and will be the strongest weapon if combined in a gauntlet

I live near the mall she is at. I might have to go see her some time.

I learned a science. Woopy. Thank you talking lady .

You know what, f*ck it, I'm going to suspend my disbelief in the name of unintentional ASMR

Enjoy your hobbies and all that but please acknowledge: this is rock collecting nothing more nothing less.

" I'm a certified crystal healer" lol

The real power of these shiny stones is in extracting money. Scientific fact.

I put some in my snake’s terrarium and now he’s trying to get me to eat an apple

Wait ... people don't actually believe all this bullshit ... right?

Damn baby,what time you get off of work so I can take you out to McDonald's

That stone circle energy was strong.

i already love this thank u and bless u i needed something to help calm down

I just keep looking at her boulders 👀 they are distracting lol

PS. Why does the focusing from the camera sound like it was filmed with a banana?

i might come in and buy every piece of jewelry there so i can become captain planet!!!’

Tig 'ol bitties

Thank you Francesca, you are very beautiful & have a lovely voice.

“I’m a crystal healer” Sure you are 😂😂😂