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@crissy4445
@crissy4445 8 лет назад
I love how aggressively they go for the mike
@ProfessorHeavyTF2
@ProfessorHeavyTF2 8 лет назад
Except sometimes you can see moments when they're letting each other go to the mic. Classic Britain.
@gooscarguitar
@gooscarguitar 8 лет назад
Best moment ever was when two of them went for the mic at the same time, both backed away at the same time and someone else just walked right up there xD
@britishbr0456
@britishbr0456 7 лет назад
crissy4445 Poor Mike, what did he do?
@d.m8321
@d.m8321 7 лет назад
mic*
@EzraDair
@EzraDair 6 лет назад
crissy4445 mic
@aminadaifi6762
@aminadaifi6762 6 лет назад
“Mr Potter,” the doctor said, “you’ve been in a coma for the past seven years. You ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
@zaramalik3797
@zaramalik3797 6 лет назад
no
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 6 лет назад
@@zaramalik3797 no?
@mrtom2854
@mrtom2854 5 лет назад
@@MythicSuns yes
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 5 лет назад
@@mrtom2854 maybe
@psionicinversion
@psionicinversion 5 лет назад
hahahah
@Nathanchooper
@Nathanchooper 11 лет назад
Hiding in the bathroom where no one could see what they were doing, Harry handed Ron a vile of polyjuice potion and exclaimed "No Ron, this time it's your turn to be Hermione!"
@Slam_24
@Slam_24 4 года назад
Nathanchooper F... I’ve never thought about it like that
@firstnamelastname7113
@firstnamelastname7113 4 года назад
*vial
@InstaMullet96
@InstaMullet96 4 года назад
4665
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 4 года назад
*Vial
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 4 года назад
@@firstnamelastname7113 oh... Now I am redundant. :(
@shaneturner500
@shaneturner500 10 лет назад
hugh dennis really does think the worst things to hear... he would be an awesome horror movie villain.
@chunguangliu7082
@chunguangliu7082 6 лет назад
"Avada Ke-" Voldemort began. But it was too late. The loud bang resonated through the courtyard. "I've always known these muggle weapons had some use." Harry said, dusting the barrel.
@tygrkhat4087
@tygrkhat4087 4 года назад
Pretty much the ending for the movie "Wizards."
@ProfessorHeavyTF2
@ProfessorHeavyTF2 8 лет назад
I know this isn't what this video is, but Hugh's Tannoy System jokes are amazing.
@curlyj2059
@curlyj2059 8 лет назад
I love how you can just hear random giggles from Russel near the end lol
@indiahunter2097
@indiahunter2097 8 лет назад
Most of these were basically fanfiction lines
@gamemaster613
@gamemaster613 7 лет назад
With Ron lost in the forbidden forest, Hermione regretted not shaving before their date.
@Oden667
@Oden667 9 лет назад
Anyone else got to the stage where they've viewed every scenes we'd like to see video with Frankie Boyle about 10 times each?
@katharinegould8347
@katharinegould8347 9 лет назад
Yep.
@rukhsarahmed
@rukhsarahmed 9 лет назад
Yes! And I'm addicted completely!
@brucerouffian2630
@brucerouffian2630 8 лет назад
At least.
@BlueBagger83
@BlueBagger83 5 лет назад
10??? Amateur. lol
@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk
@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk 11 лет назад
THEY CUT MY FAVOURITE '"I'm glad they let Irvine Welsh write a chapter," said Harry, and as the methadone hit his system, he shat himself.'
@FattMan
@FattMan 9 лет назад
They left out Hughes best line from that episode Clean up on aisle 3 clean up on aisle 3 , somebody has come on the brocoli
@malgorzatapiasecka1043
@malgorzatapiasecka1043 6 лет назад
The Glasgow and tiger enclosure ones 😭🤣 couldn’t breathe
@andrewfenn3019
@andrewfenn3019 5 лет назад
With one bite of the magic cookies, all the male students of Gryffindor house couldn't stop giggling. Needless to say, Harrys hashish biscuito spell worked perfectly.
@notAshildr
@notAshildr 8 лет назад
"Engorgio" Harry said, his wand pointing downwards.
@MadDirectionerGirl
@MadDirectionerGirl 8 лет назад
This was uploaded almost a decade ago omg 😱
@LJV3NOM
@LJV3NOM 7 лет назад
Maddy Gowers 9 years
@aisey100
@aisey100 7 лет назад
Thanks for pointing out that 9 years ago is almost a decade. *facepalms*
@LJV3NOM
@LJV3NOM 7 лет назад
aisey100 you're welcome
@no1jazzfran
@no1jazzfran 7 лет назад
ghdgf
@dragoncurveenthusiast
@dragoncurveenthusiast 7 лет назад
Now it's over a decade
@moxgirl5
@moxgirl5 10 лет назад
ONLY YOU CAN HEAR ME...
@gustgost3937
@gustgost3937 10 лет назад
Hey we must have watched thè same video
@ilikecoldcase
@ilikecoldcase 9 лет назад
Megan O ONLY YOU CAN READ THIS COMMENT......
@zacharychisholm1032
@zacharychisholm1032 8 лет назад
Not only do I love Frankie's jokes, but his laugh is brilliant too.
@TheGarytankcommander
@TheGarytankcommander 9 лет назад
Unbuttoning his zip? Lol
@maskedmagician5620
@maskedmagician5620 7 лет назад
Crusty The Wank Sock how can you unbutton a zip..?
@robbiecale3327
@robbiecale3327 6 лет назад
Just Some Clipz their only material (if you can call it that) is sex gags
@saltycakez
@saltycakez 4 года назад
Robbie Cale 10% of this video was sex gags. You’re gonna have to try a little better
@Samizouza
@Samizouza 3 года назад
Its definitely Hogwarts School of Pedophilia and Debauchery
@ScottBurgoyne
@ScottBurgoyne 10 лет назад
"Second floor, but you can't get out.." hahahahah!
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434 3 года назад
Frankie Boyle, coming up with the best and funniest lines on the spot that will be hard to match. He takes his jokes to the edge and has a dark sense of humour to it.
@StitchingSword
@StitchingSword 13 лет назад
"Get the snitch" said Harry "I'll tie him down and you can drill into his kneecaps" Hahahaha
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 7 лет назад
passengers traveling to hogwarts please be aware the the train has been diverted to platform 6 2/3. that could be for either of them.
@brrrrr12
@brrrrr12 13 лет назад
"Harry always thought that he'd meet his death at the hands of Voldemort, so imagine his surprise when the doctors told him, that he was HIV positive". LOL ;D
@resourcedragon
@resourcedragon 4 года назад
The thing is, there's about a 20 - 40 year gap between a diagnosis of HIV positive these days and death, so Harry could still have met his end at Voldemort's hands. The interesting question is, how did Harry become HIV positive?
@Samizouza
@Samizouza 3 года назад
@@resourcedragon Can only imagine who it was if it wasn't from Hermione
@joey4track
@joey4track 11 лет назад
Damnit, I knew if I clicked on this clip it would start a domino effect of me watching MtW for the next 2 hours.. Curse you Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis!!
@mannelshah
@mannelshah 8 лет назад
this is like "whose line is it anyway" ... i have to admit, i don't get all of the jokes but i'm glad i found this ^^
@kkwillsaveus
@kkwillsaveus 15 лет назад
Love how eager Hugh was to get that last joke in, was well worth it.
@6695Christian
@6695Christian 10 лет назад
Howard and Boyle are so well in sync!
@maxroyston5342
@maxroyston5342 8 лет назад
I think most of them are talking about harry potter fanfiction
@garethmoriarty9538
@garethmoriarty9538 8 лет назад
"Voldemort tried to find Harry, but he couldn't smell him out."
@robbiecale3327
@robbiecale3327 6 лет назад
Gaz Moriarty not funny at all
@elineverstraeten1872
@elineverstraeten1872 5 лет назад
very funny
@stephenmurphy2212
@stephenmurphy2212 4 года назад
But he had slits for nostrils lol
@mrtom2854
@mrtom2854 5 лет назад
The Catholic School one got me 😂
@TyTye
@TyTye 4 года назад
its funny because its true
@Wickedrichus
@Wickedrichus 12 лет назад
Lol at Russell's laugh at 3:41
@Andy1iswicked
@Andy1iswicked 13 лет назад
"the planes about to land in Glasgow, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years"
@chloemoe2k7
@chloemoe2k7 14 лет назад
"Second floor, but you can't get out..." lmao love that one :P
@asjpeake
@asjpeake 13 лет назад
"I'm sorry, Harry. I'm having a baby and it's yours..... said Professor McGonagall" LMAO
@supekele
@supekele 10 лет назад
Holy shit this round was dark hahahaha
@jessicaable5095
@jessicaable5095 7 лет назад
then Harry woke up and took a moment to wonder who all the men in white coats were and why he was wearing a straight jacket.
@Kleavers
@Kleavers 13 лет назад
These people and jokes are genius. Why don't we have shows like this?
@KurtCobainsMicrophone
@KurtCobainsMicrophone 11 лет назад
Haha ive noticed that the funniest comedians are always Scottish. Proud to be Scottish :)
@DCVertigo
@DCVertigo 10 лет назад
I wouldnt say that about that particular scot
@KurtCobainsMicrophone
@KurtCobainsMicrophone 10 лет назад
DCVertigo I'm saying that the funniest are usually scottish. I'm not saying it entirely about Frankie Boyle.
@stalinov91
@stalinov91 10 лет назад
When you can understand what they're saying.
@KurtCobainsMicrophone
@KurtCobainsMicrophone 10 лет назад
Stalinov Only a scottish person can truely understand some of the jokes.
@ferasalhati8713
@ferasalhati8713 9 лет назад
U should be ^_^
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад
A lot of people going on about unbutoning the zip. Most trousers with a zip have a button at the top of the zip. She means unbutoning the button at the top of the zip.
@alexwarwick1030
@alexwarwick1030 7 лет назад
1:40 the old Harambe
@Nameless164
@Nameless164 13 лет назад
2:35 Frankies little grin makes it all the more funny.
@Tanonev12
@Tanonev12 16 лет назад
"Second floor...but you can't get out" "The lift doors are closing...leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin, hurtling downwards at 100 miles per hour" Hugh Dennis is a genius xD
@GeronimoAlligator
@GeronimoAlligator 12 лет назад
the cheeky giggle in the last seconds makes this video perfect
@jaggass
@jaggass 10 лет назад
''will the parents of the lost child realise that they shouldnt have gone to dinner whilst their kids were asleep with the hotel room door unlocked''
@jackwilliamthorne8377
@jackwilliamthorne8377 4 года назад
That is dark
@CHRISDABAHIA
@CHRISDABAHIA 7 лет назад
Hugh Dennis is wonderful! I love him!
@biatch1600
@biatch1600 8 лет назад
Frankie Boyle the legend
@322Megan
@322Megan 12 лет назад
the first one and russell howard at 0.55 is the best haha!!! x
@romanxxxxyoutube
@romanxxxxyoutube 5 лет назад
Harry: At least I don't have to carry a wand and chant shitty spells all the time in Now You see me 2!
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 7 лет назад
Franky was on fire here. But that snitch one was amazing
@laurencechen2386
@laurencechen2386 12 лет назад
"Get the Snitch!"said Harry. "I'll tie him down and you can drill through his kneecaps."
@xxMsAmzxx
@xxMsAmzxx 13 лет назад
the first line made me burst out with laughter! "Only you can hear me." LOOOOOOL
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 6 лет назад
shall we use the invisibility potion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
@xbtsot7x
@xbtsot7x 13 лет назад
absolutely love russells little laugh at 3:42. :D x
@SamJones-x7q
@SamJones-x7q 8 лет назад
I am going to play 1:20 in a lift one day...
@JuliaSnoops
@JuliaSnoops 13 лет назад
I love the cute franticness of Mark Watson! Looking forward to going to see him in October.
@calaulton3604
@calaulton3604 7 лет назад
The catholic school joke got me in bits
@Guffunklefish01
@Guffunklefish01 13 лет назад
when hugh denniss does his lift jokes his face goes so dark and scary! XD love him xxx
@DragonofLyoko
@DragonofLyoko 14 лет назад
"Only you can hear me!" "Second floor, but you can't get out..." "the lift doors are closing leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin. Travelling downwards at 100mph" LOLZ Jigsaw much? absolutely hilarious!
@lemongirlohyeah
@lemongirlohyeah 14 лет назад
"Things we'd like to see" always makes me smile :D
@jaggass
@jaggass 10 лет назад
jo cauldfield sounded exactly like someone over a tannoy.
@andrediamond4374
@andrediamond4374 5 лет назад
Scenes we'd like to see is the best idea in comedy since knock knock jokes😂
@jamieA7Xfan90
@jamieA7Xfan90 5 лет назад
"Don't worry, Hermione. I can get rid of it for you. Chlamydia disappearo" 😂😂😂
@jamieb1830
@jamieb1830 7 лет назад
1:13 Aaaand ten years later there was one
@JackdaMan171
@JackdaMan171 11 лет назад
"And then Harry woke up under the staircase. THE END."
@GrigoryTingus
@GrigoryTingus 12 лет назад
i love it how 3 of them just start walking to the mic at the same time
@mushroomhead3619
@mushroomhead3619 6 лет назад
Voldemort: "Im ever so sorry Harry that I killed your parents."
@Harrypottergirl13DH
@Harrypottergirl13DH 12 лет назад
i read the title and immediatle thought ... "russell is going to be in his element" because we know he loves these jokes lol x
@jaggass
@jaggass 9 лет назад
''my magic tricks are much better than paul daniels said harry''
@KLWilsonUS
@KLWilsonUS 13 лет назад
"The planes about to land in Glasgow. Passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years." LMAO
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 4 года назад
That's nothing, planes that in Georgia have to see their clocks back 200 years.
@sattarix2160
@sattarix2160 6 лет назад
2:20 "un buttoning his *ZIP*"
@tombstonerforever9374
@tombstonerforever9374 6 лет назад
CrystalDragon Rage innit
@NavaneetKrishnanVenkatesan
@NavaneetKrishnanVenkatesan 13 лет назад
@scramignon brilliant! i had no idea! thanks for the link!
@sergei_djg5415
@sergei_djg5415 8 лет назад
domt worry hermion. FETUS DELUTS!
@TheAnimaAnimal
@TheAnimaAnimal 12 лет назад
Anyone else who just loves Russell's giggles? Especially at 3:42
@SuperMarioDWfan
@SuperMarioDWfan 10 лет назад
Hugh is genius :P
@DreadPyke
@DreadPyke 13 лет назад
You know Hugh is the best!
@diranbodossian6061
@diranbodossian6061 4 года назад
"Why are you still reading this, you're 35"
@yasfiramadhan9127
@yasfiramadhan9127 8 лет назад
frankie had the best harry potter one, hiv positive lmao
@colomski2742
@colomski2742 8 лет назад
9 years ago. Jesus
@MattDurand96
@MattDurand96 13 лет назад
best line fomk thi "Im sorry harry im having a baby and its yours....said proffesor mogonagal". I love mock of the week. :D
@glesni3167
@glesni3167 8 лет назад
Kid who fell into a lion enclosure- they didn't kill the lion #justiceforharambe
@chaelpsonnen5092
@chaelpsonnen5092 7 лет назад
Tytus931 why are u you piece of shit
@cityofasthma
@cityofasthma 6 лет назад
Jakob Lambson why are you so aggressive?
@edwardharriss1463
@edwardharriss1463 9 лет назад
The train is arriving at 1:00 precisely. Prepare for self-destruction.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 6 лет назад
Hermione was showing Ron how to use his wand. I bet she was.
@Shinx990
@Shinx990 13 лет назад
I love hugh during this. I'm pretty sure he's demented.
@epicotakucherry5280
@epicotakucherry5280 9 лет назад
Does that bald guy ever get to go. XD
@StermaPerma
@StermaPerma 4 года назад
The tiger enclosure joke was brilliant
@SjaanK85
@SjaanK85 13 лет назад
Hermione: "Ron, I have your child in me belly, and I want to keep it." Ron: "Well I bloody don't, FETUS DELETUS!!"
@DanSallis
@DanSallis 12 лет назад
I just always love how Dara says 'everyone' its so funny! xD
@craigmclennan6284
@craigmclennan6284 6 лет назад
.....this is from eleven years ago. O_O
@Chebab-Chebab
@Chebab-Chebab 7 лет назад
"Professor Dumbledor, I'm from Health & Safety...'
@26CW128Jake
@26CW128Jake 8 лет назад
1:38 HARAMBE TRIGGERED
@ellenmelon771
@ellenmelon771 13 лет назад
lol love how Hugh does all the creepy ones! xXx
@wildtyler101
@wildtyler101 11 лет назад
And Voldemort said to Harry with his dying breath; "Harry, I am your father."
@jupiterdreaming6425
@jupiterdreaming6425 5 лет назад
omg russel...😂😂
@clement2780
@clement2780 8 лет назад
What's a tannoy system?
@lukerogers151
@lukerogers151 8 лет назад
So, if you're at a supermarket or a train station, the voice you'll hear over the speakers is called a tannoy system. Hope that helps :)
@wennethicus5212
@wennethicus5212 8 лет назад
Guessing he's from place where the don't use the word 'tannoy'? Or maybe he just doesn't know what it means? Or maybe he's retarded. Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z!
@theScorpion87
@theScorpion87 8 лет назад
"Tannoy" is a British term for a public address system. It is not commonly used outside of the UK
@0fc188
@0fc188 7 лет назад
Basically a tannoy system is a cheap lazyass way to announce something to the whole place Instead of announcing it in the store
@MrFLABSLAB
@MrFLABSLAB 13 лет назад
keep pressing 6 to see andy tugging one out and frankie facepalming haha
@Dedition
@Dedition 8 лет назад
That last joke was disgustingly dumb.
@dseray9494
@dseray9494 4 года назад
Haha They'd have a field day with this now
@UnwashedGoblin
@UnwashedGoblin 14 лет назад
That chlemydia dissapearum one always cracked me up
@Domunication
@Domunication 15 лет назад
Second floor, but you can't get out. I love Hugh's sense of humor
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