Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron 

I would like but ur at 69 likes

@@barrysteakfries9359 not anymore

@@antoniobibbo5229 yes not anymore

@@antoniobibbo5229 so I guess I can like now.

Yep.

Hah true!

scotthebruce2 guess that explains their brain-dead view of science

GOOOF!

goop.

Oh she knew

Or maybe idiocy is just as timeless as replying to old comments

​@@LukasaskeYeah these barrel-bottom dwellers have existed since forever. They only get more chances to infect the world with their presence now.

Janusz Kamiński. He's a frequent collaborator with Spielberg and also did the cinematography for Saving Private Ryan.

Goes to show, it don’t matter where you start, just that you are willing to work

I feel like I just got shot

@@ninjaturtlefan2003 “Doesn’t matter where you start.” Oh yeah well, what about yesterday!? Straight up fact! 😎

There's always tomorrow....

Her dad died in 2002 so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A company worth millions, in fact acoupleohundredofem', doesn't really hurt anyone's career

@@vb1194 "In fact, I saw acoupleofhundrendofthem walk past" "acoupleofhundrendofthem?" "ACOUPLEOFHUNDREDOFEM"

No, but y'know what does hurt someone's career? Having your name become associated with a snake oil company pushing pseudoscience and absolute insanity in place of actual proven health and wellness methods.

@@ElFreakinCid Nay. It does not hurt. If you're Keanu Reeves whose brand is being a train-commuting good samaritan avenging dead dogs, then yes. Before GOOP, Gwyneth was most known for being a head in a box, really.

Tonic Clips exactly

Physiologically, that is unlikely, but I do hope that is true.

UltimateXtreme Actually, in elementary the girls tend to be stronger, due to them actually hitting puberty first. But usually, the choice of who is stronger is between who has actually been exercising more at that age.

nah men always win cause they hella suPERIOr

Major Missile That explains why my twin sister was stronger than me back then...either that or I was just weak.

Facts

@@Bioboss117 straight up fact

@@alvincarter9686 OH YEEE?

This one did not age quite so well...

@@jacobesnard What are you talking about? Gwyneth Paltrow has only continued to be running a snake oil racket, proving she doesn't deserve her success.

It wouldn't, though. It would weather and break apart.

@@NotoriousLightning I feel like they are accidentally showing how wrong this relationship is

Jesus, and I mean this sincerely, H. Fucking Christ

*sTrAiGhT uP fAcT*

You Nicks with your "logic" just don't get it.

Perfect. 100%.

Then he created an even shittier movie based on his shitty persona.

Everyone should be like Vanilla Ice. He's the ultimate Chad.

this is scarily accurate

@@blackoutgaming6394 Wait he made a movie? Who is the idiot that gives the dumbest people the chance to make a movie?

yes.

Yee

Yea

no argument here.

i agree

read this right as/after it happened lol

that's what I was just thinking

OH😅 I just realised this now

I was scanning the comments waiting for someone to mention this when I realized this is the last video with the classic intro.

Who’s “Jaque?” Timestamp and explain the background of why this person is important?

The golden era of Jon was between Jacque getting back from war to this video

You mean the two kidnappers?

idk, him demanding that she get in the car doesn't sound so cool to me.

@@loljustice31 Vanilla Ice is such a Mary Sue in this flick.

@@loljustice31 Eh, we have are angry moments. He didn't seem like a bad guy overall. But who knows for sure since we barely saw him.

@@zanyraccoon6361 he was manipulating her and guilting her for wanting to go to college because she chose a different one than him. yelled and blew up emotionally when he saw her having fun on the dance floor instead of waiting and talking about it later if he really needed to. and stalked her at the end after she saved her little brother from being kidnapped and instead of saying "Oh! its great you found your brother i was worried about him and you" told her she could never use his car again cause hes gone. Fuck that guy lol

10 outta 10

The “will you stop at nothing?” Caption always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

People ride horses not drive them.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 do you not drive your horses?

@@Justalilsilly no I pilot mine

Who’s bhd? He sounds hilarious.

why she thirsty?

@@ironwraith852 blastphamoushd.

I had one of those "I can't fucking breathe, I have to pause the video or I will pass the fuck out" moments

Roche' I died

Tawleyn It wasn't that funny. The chick who drives the 🐴 was funny

I only metaphorically died, but it was still really funny.

Jimmy well stop hatin and go drive a horse bro..

Want even is a vanilla ice? Is it, ice thats vanilla flavor? Or frozen vanilla ice cream aka a popsicle

Bursted Star i can’t tell if your joking or not

@@Molotovexe-be9ur I'm joking

Who wouldn't want to go out with vanilla ice just look at that hair and his clothes my god his clothes and his ability just jump a bike over a fence mwa poifict not to mention his jawline and his frosted tips

@@baptisimo5962 but he's just a ice cube..

I love the film Shaving Ryan's Privates

Lmao they even do the "spielberg pull" in this movie with the yellow radio

I read that as he said it

200th like....accomplishments...

*Straight out fa’t

@ThatMovieGuy Does The Small Screen "Crito we owe a cock to Asclepius; straight up fact!" That was actually pretty much what he said.

phat* (and that is how the slang term was spelled)

CorruptGamer Please god yes.

Jamesilton 7

CorruptGamer I want this

CorruptGamer That would be freaking amazing

I would become turbo moist.

That is just wrong in many many ways...

bwahahahaha

@AVERY HUEBEL Exactly, you just don't do that.

@AVERY HUEBEL I mean you don't compare a Eminem to Vanilla Ice, you just don't.

Bruh he’s 6 mile, no capitles

to this day I still don't understand why they made this fucking movie.

that was a foreshadowed reaction of 50% of the viewers and 100% of the critics.

I also don’t understand why they both said he’s cute lmaooo like wtf

I’d be blowing my rape whistle

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin dark dungeons vibes

Where does he even get it? Does he just have it, did he buy a bag of ice just for a cube?

@@dr.anderson1847 hes ice cube. He just snaps his fingers and they appear

Because me too didn’t exist?

And if consistancy exists, he still acts like hes 16

Lol when was he born bcs I really wanna be able to call him a boomer

Yall I checked and hes 3 years away from being a boomer. Just baaaarely missed it. Bummer.

@Wicker 2 haha

@@Peeshart47 Everyone from the 80's and 90's acts like boomers over their past anyways so have at it

Probably wasn't THAT smart, when he went on to play himself in the movie "That's My Boy", staring Adam Sandler... It's disgusting to be blunt, and saw it in passing on TV... =.= Like the whole story starts with Sandler's character as a kid in middle school having the hots for his teacher, who ends up ACTUALLY having sex with him, no joke, and he gets a kid that's close enough to his age because of it... Then he tries to get back into his son's life, while many gross sexual jokes continue throughout the whole damn thing, like having the hots for his son's soon-to-be-wife's grandma and actually has sex with HER, Vanilla Ice plays himself to be buddies with Sandler's character and ALSO has sex with the grandma, and then finds out his son's girlfriend was cheating on him... WITH HER OWN BROTHER! 🤢🤮 If Vanilla Ice was remotely smart, I can't see someone with a slightly working brain choose to be a part of such an awful grossgusting movie... Ever... And this was how I discovered who Vanilla Ice was... 🤦

@@NightNinja1998 I don’t believe I had ever heard of this movie. Your comment made me curious so I looked it up. Holy shit, how did that thing even get made?! It’s atrocious!

@@Thurston86 I know, right?

The 90s were a strange time.

@@LoponStormbased 1990 times were SCCCAAARRY

You know what, this might as well be a parody LMAO

@@donaldbrown3838 Run away 80s black guys! Your no match for 90s black guys!

In any other movie he'd be the comedic villain

*Sad Gary song plays*

HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

The Speed Lord im actually hysterical

The Speed Lord Season 4 Episode 3: Have You Seen This Snail/ Where's Gary

Jontron now we know, we were wrong, we messed up, and now your gone. *JONTRON WE'RE SORRY SJW'D YOU WE NEER HAD EXPECTED YOU TO run away and LEAVE US feeling this empty. . your "ECH Right now would sound like music to us. Please come home cause we miss you jontron.

and then he becomes captain cold

Cool As Ice: Cold War

That was Plan B. Plan A failed when that lady survived falling off her horse.

Jacob Roan Cool as Ice: Revenge is a dish best served cold

Straight up fact

Makes perfect sense

Genius

She fell for him literally, in that case

But that’s just a theory a FILM theory

Maybe that fall actually killed her, and the rest of the movie takes place in vanilla ice's head

Dang, didn't realize that might be it

DUDE I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR THREE YEARS AND NEVER REALISED

@@calebreader5818 that must be a long sitting

I like the jojo pfp

I binge the whole jontron catalog during a toilet session.

WILL YOU STOP AT NOTHING?

TheWiseLion *Insert furry/beastiality joke here*

TheWiseLion Do you need a license to drive a horse?

🐴

i knew he made bad music .... i knew he got sued from queen..... BUT WHY THE FUCK DID A FUCKING RAPPER NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH

you don't need to be a decent human being to make lots of money, in fact it's pretty much the opposite.

@@gameclips5734 In Politics, you make the most money by being the most corrupt.

In his defense, he does have a successful business building luxury houses.

I mean, his character portrayal in the movie is different from how he acts as a genuine person. Besides, he's like 50 nowadays and is a luxury contractor building houses. He's spent more time grinding legitimately than he did in the rap game. The man has earned his check.

Yeah, he really deserves to be killed by ants and set on fire??? He's worked for it, he deserves it.

Next up: Ted Bundy, The Musical.

That nail couldn't have a bigger headache than the one it does right now because of how hard you hit it.

Yeah, and writer.

So a shitty version of Cobra Kai?

Yeah I guess this documented one of those rare times where there was no kid he bullied who became a karate master to kick his ass, so he just roamed free.

you win some you lose some, i guess

better than being in the same set as vanilla ice

@@deergoat3468 true

To be clear, in 1997, she baked him a gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free muffin. He said it tasted like "biting into the New York Times", according to the goop website.

@@luckystriker842 I hate the guy's guts but damn he had a funny way of describing that.

Rightfully so

I think everyone knows.

That explains why the tune is familiar 🤔 Good to know he got sued though

And he lost 😁

No you don’t understand. The queen song goes “dun dun dududududu dun” ice’s song goes “dun dun dududududu dun dun”

I knew I'd find a reference if I looked hard enough

@@ultralizardanimations yup

Ohhhh THATS how he recognized that sound from the construction site so fast!!

Lmao same finally a comment about this

Lawng Cawk hahaha

When?

when i saw the horse i was like its coming without knowing it was the meme

As it tends to happen nowawadys.

Mike Benson mediocre burn at best

Mike Benson 5:55

I've never wanted to unsee this movie in my entire life, and this is the only time I've seen it. I'd rather watch that movie about the satanic D&D cult at least that one was funny.

atomicdancer "drop that man and get in my van" seems more appropriate

I'd want to unhear that so that I could hear it for the first time over and over again

-James Anthony Hackett- *Jimmy*

Or... SKREEEEYARBLARGHNEEEE

" down at the bar they call me Dan but my name isn't Dan"

Max Taylor I was once busted by an alien species they referred to me as *HASZXJKJFWCBHRWDCS*

It's not harassment if the guy is cute.

@@chileanguyfleegman1908 oh no

@@THEONEPIEEECE oh no

@@ballin9439 oh no no no

She's a high school getting played by a dude in his mid 20's. She's not the bad character

That would make his initials HJAHJJJ

*alien noises*

J i m b o

JustWeirdOut “Jimjar” I see you are a man who likes to ‘gamble’ with forbidden knowledge Edit: or woman

@@quinnlee-miller9792 you mean the goblin?

kinda works like that nowadays

@@elikyiael8740 no it does not lol

@@elikyiael8740 r/niceguys

@@brutaljk5997 just check the tinder model/douchebag test and you'll see

@@hannah.r6613 check the tinder douchebag/model test and you'll see

Ever seen Fred the Movie?

@@HemmTBM Isn’t that the movie where he gets beat up by John Cena?

have you never seen evangelion

Shark Tale.

Ever seen shark tale

Best part for sure

Favorite part of the video.

Trigspro789 I

Can I have you baby's

new meme

RoseIsNotAFlower that's what I was thinking

The goat

Brakit And knuckles

Brakit timestamp?

Oh no.

Brakit >Third strike sfx plays

OH NO

you mean Beanie?

Gilberto Astanio is a beanie not a hat?

Master Chef A Beanie is not a hat It's a beanie.

Proxi rask CRANIAL ACCESSORIES

i dont want to be associated with an alt righter

Problem is..... *eats popcorn* they both got a point.

Same here, pure comedy gold. 😂😂😂

Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂

He looked so "hippy"

Lmfaoooooo I can’t breathe

I died laughing trying to not wake my wife up sleeping right next to me 🤣

im glad im not the only one lol

Veteran Viewer idk. Have you seen him explaining the difference in melody between 'ice ice baby' and 'under pressure' That he would expect anyone to buy that bs is a red flag for having 0.00 smarts. It makes my soul cringe

Veteran Viewer vanilla ice is actually quite smart (now) he's making loads off investing and flipping hpuses

It started with the elusive vanilla, evolved into the 90s douchebagery of the well known "Fred durst" species. Eventually leading to the modern perfected douche bag known as jake paul. Quite a history of shit.

thirdbman cool

Veteran Viewer That's debatable...

>:]

nice

so true

Matthew 28:6

top ten overused jokes

@Cpt Dinosaur hey, I fucking love the 90s, don't be hating

CHloE748 no way, he couldn’t have, he can’t even read!

To refer to Jontron's goosebumps reviews, "you can TELL that an adult wrote this script"

To be fair, his portrayal of a rapist is really well done. Almost too well done.

@@spawn760 let's just all agree the 90s was interesting

I think that's why these videos are hard to relate to. Kinda sucks. Just reminds me I'll never go to college or live in NYC or get a youtube deal. I'll just work at Staples and maybe die alone in a roach infested apartment. If I'm lucky. Maybe Mom's basement. After the diabetes takes over. Or Jon could lower his production value and I'll feel like I have a youtube friend again. I don't know this guy. #birdprivilege

Prop quality /= Entertainment quality

69 likes. Congrats!

Mitchell Reitz but did it feel good though?

I... I originally read that as "daughter"...

Mitchell Reitz. Omg i just got the joke 😂

I would like this but it's at 420

did WE realize this? I didn't notice till this comment

I can't unsee this

The truth is scarier. He got bricks on one side and a zigzag on the other and that's even worse than magic hair. ;-;

I mean… Assuming this takes place over multiple days, it’s possible that his hair just grows back superquick and he gets a new design shaved into it like every week

At 6:04 you can actually see he just has two patterns on either side of his head, which is causing me psychic damage

He must live forever. It's the only way.

If you really want to show support, let him take some time off without question.

Daz N/A we have to ration jon's lifespan

Juan Turner no

Juan Turner fuck off pls

It’s bad enough for his script

@@skorgezagreat2462 It's honestly more clever than anything in the actual movie.

For that to happen the movie would had to be self-aware

Mediocre burn at best! 🎵

STUPTR00P who was that girl?

Drade no idea dude

That is easily the best part of the video. :P

The accent really put it over the top.

STUPTR00P it had been a while since a laughed so much because of a YT video.

Is it the last video to feature the opening jingle?

CreepDudeMaster Facts son!

Straight up..Straight up!

Strumpus lies

Strumpus can you fuck off? If you think Jon is an evil racist I don't care. But these comments are just praising hes back. And now your just being toxic. So go watch something else

Dear Strumpus STFU-O-Clock You and your feminist cult need to BACK DAFUQ UP BEFORE U GET SMACK DAFUQ UP Jon is not "racist" just because u disagree with him O-kai That is not what racist means it means that a person shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races or who believes that a particular race is superior to another. *clears throat* STRAIGHT UP FACT

Captain Sam G guy had to chill for a while, staying frosty for so long can do that to a man.

Captain Sam G lol

Captain Sam G hey it's you!!!! I love your video game walkthroughs!!!!

Captain Sam G JONTRON FOUND DEAD IN SELF DUG HOLE

Hey thanks a lot, first time I've been recognised in another channels comments :P

Because everyone realized that she’s a hack. Bitcheth Paltrow.

They got a candle that smells like her [CENSORED]

This is proof we live in the worst timeline

What about pepper potts

You mean the BEST timeline. I WANT TO SLURP UP A VANILLA ICE SLUSHY OF GWENYTH PALTROWS GOOPY POOPY!

@@bhellehb1138 I'm not saying this is an unironic comment. I'm saying I *hope* it's not an unironic comment.

Thats not fun, I miss that intro

*reads comments* God left the server

indead

God is real and he's here

There's still hope fir the human race

Cole Murphy woomy