Venom - It Sucks Balls (And I Hate It) 

listen here pal, i heard you've been saying that venom (2018) isn't a good movie, because it is a good movie

19 inches of Venom

don’t mess with the Venom nation

Best part of Venom was when Venom unleashed his venom all over the bad guys and made a Venbillon dollars

The back-shot venom got me😂

One small nitpick: Venom is more often than not an anti-hero/superhero in the comics and has been for a very long time, so saying he’s usually a super villain just isn’t true

As a fun fact, originally in the comics the symbiote wasn't making Peter evil, he was only using his sleeping body to fight criminals and kiss Black Cat at night.

The appeal of Venom as a movie is that its a fucking stupid film. It feels identical to opening up an issue of Lethal Protector and getting a really stupid but fun story. Venom and Eddie's relationship is peak

Venomverse is gonna be the greatest movie known to mankind

16:35 This is actually a common misconception about symbiotes and Venom, they're not actually evil, the reason why it made Spider-man angry and violent is because it just didn't understand the problem with that, theirs actually plenty of examples of symbiotes that were good and didn't negatively affect the host like Toxin, Agent Venom, Mania, and for awhile Scream (theirs also the problem that whenever people talk about symbiotes everyone uses different lore and pretty much all of them could fit so that just makes it more confusing, but the most accepted lore for symbiotes is that they aren't born evil and they learn from their hosts, which is why Carnage is always evil, because his first host was Cletus Kasady) I agree with pretty much everything else you said tho

This film as well as its sequel are honestly huge guilty pleasures for me.

I like Venom, but I’ll never argue it’s a good movie. It’s like a fun flick I hyperfixate on once in a while. It makes me go ‘teehee’. Also: “VENOM. VENOM VENOM VENOM. VENOM”

Venom for me is just a fun movie, like yeah ik, the writing isnt the best but i love the action scenes and seeing Venom, my favorite character in any fictional media ever on screen is just so cool to me! Do still wish the movies were able to be rated R though, its very obvious alotta scenes were cut

Looks like dumbsville wasn't ready for 19 inches of venom

Venom (2018) is definitely not perfect, but for what it is, its an enjoyable so bad its good movie, at least in my opinion.

The craziest part is that this movie was already made and it was done great. It was a movie called “Upgrade”. Instead of a symbiote it’s a computer chip on his spinal cord. The movie is so much better than Venom is will make it obsolete

Idk man I love the first Venom movie cause it’s so bad it’s good and Venoms so damn funni man Also how did bro not make a 19 inches of Venom joke once

personally, the movies are a guilty pleasure for me and i just like how dumb it is, but i can see why ppl dont like the movies. cuz when first seeing the trailers, it was incredibly misleading lol.

Very good review. Thank you, Dumbsville, for reviewing 19 inches of mid-nom 2018.

Bro couldnt handle the 19 inches 😭💀

I hope they make more venom movies so i can enjoy peak more

obi-wan, please don't kill venom... i love him

14:09 that’s insane dude. Love your videos

The Venomites are gonna pull out the full 19 inches of venom on this video

This movie is an early 2000s super hero movie released in 2018. That era where no one knew what to do with cape shit, so they made a bunch of angsty character dramas with surprisingly graphic violence sprinkled in.

My biggest gripe is that Venom as a movie contradicts Spider-Man's message when he gets rid of the symbiote: Resist the temptation of greater power if that power destroys not only you but those you love and the values you stand for. Like, there aren't any real consequences for Eddie using the symbiote. Hell even killing is okay because "we only eat bad guys". Nevermind the fact some people turn to a life of crime out of desperation or they're really young and don't know any better. Nevermind that some of them have the potential to be redeemed, but that opportunity for redemption is taken away because Eddie's space goo friend got the munchies. And lastly, there are totally no issues with Eddie and Venom being the sole judge, jury, and executioner. I'd rant more but this movie just seems like a way for Sony to secure the rights of Spider-Man villains so they can stick it to their bitter ex, Marvel.

All i remember was eminem said VENOM VENOM VENOM VENOM the movie was alright

Apparently part of the reason the first Venom made so much was due to its marketing campaign in China, where there were adverts portraying Venom as a caring boyfriend.

Venom is the best romance movie ever made.

Eddie really got that 19 inches of venom

I'm already confident that the 2 Venom movies are gonna be the only good movies in the sony verse

I actually liked the first Venom movie....but this roasting was fucking beautiful. 12:44 *I'M A CGI CREATURE, FUCKWAD!* Please save this soundbite. It was the best thing you've ever done.

The best part of Venom is fanfics of him being shipped with Eddie.

11:37 that what happens when you get 19 inches of venom

GodzillaMendoza brought up a good point that they could’ve done a live-action outing for Miguel, adapt the Spider-Girl comics starring Mayday Parker, or even doing an adaptation of Superior Foes of Spider-Man. Also imagine this unlikely scenario, WB licenses out Superman to Sony and we get an animated adaptation of the Superman vs The Amazing Spider-Man comic.

It’s amazing that these Spider-Manless Spider-Man Spin off movies feels like things that would’ve been perfect in 2005

As much as this movie has its flaws its still a really fun watch if you turn your brain off and its honestly so bad its good

Unpopular opinion, but I think Topher Grace is a better Eddie Brock than Tom Hardy. Sure, Tom Hardy's take has good chemistry with Venom, but outside of that, he's a pretty boring and unremarkable character. What made Eddie work as a villain turned anti-hero is that he has a petty, vengeful side of him that blames everyone except himself whenever issues in his live happens. He blames Peter for ruining his life when in reality, he's just as guilty for his own downfall, but he's too bitter to realize that, and it's only after he becomes the "Lethal Protector" that he starts to become more noble and heroic. In the Venom films, he's way too selfless and relatable. Hell, the only reason he met Venom wasn't out of shared spite, but because he was contacted to expose a CEO and his company for doing unethical testing on humans. There's no edge to his personality. For all the issues Spider-Man 3 had, it at least perfectly portrayed Eddie as an asshole who self-sabotaged his own life thanks to his dishonesty.

I think this the first time your oc has used a lightsaber, makes me forget that your oc is obi wan lmao

14:12 I didn’t know this video had venom three leaks🤯🤯🤯🤯

Venom and Venom 2 are both mid as fuck and also incredible at the same time

I enjoy Venom, not because it's good per se. But because it's one of the only movies my dad watched with me as a kid.

The Venom movies are basically drugs. They are bad for you but goddamn are they fun as hell

Bruh this movie holds a special place in my heart its clearly not the best set of movies and do a bad job at some sort of origin but they're so silly and overly dramatic remember literally watching the first back to back (well the second half when venom is actually in the movie) in the attic while on vacation instead of spending time with my family i enjoy that its separated from spiderman

i like the bit at 14:14 where eddie pre ordered spider man 2

Highlights: 2:03 Begin 3:49 Resource 4:37 What If 4:49 Clever Joke 5:01 Morbius Meme in Venom 5:57 What is this Dialogue? 7:12 A Foundation from Google 8:21 Women, am I right? 10:00 Every Teenager needs to hear this 10:42 FNAF-Jumpscare (but Venom) 11:02 "What great Way to differenciate this Venom from Spiderman... ripping off Spiderman." 12:10 Suddenly Halo 12:34 Fight Scene for 5 Seconds 12:41 Talking Scene 12:56 There is Venom from Venom 13:54 Action Scene Number 2 14:50 Building up a Jumpscare in 10 Seconds 15:09 ... 15:37 Welcome to bland Superhero Movie 16:55 Well , the Movie "Venom" is better than 90% of Modern MCU Movies 17:21 Venom´s Chracter (OG vs this Movie) 17:47 Final Boss (with Caine Cameo) 18:12 Awkward Fading with Mario RPG Music 18:28 Cameo with more Mario RPG Cameo 18:42 End of the Movie 18:55 To be continued in Venom 2 20:32 End

This is how you know dumbsville is a good reviewer, cuz I like this movie and still enjoy him tearing it to shreds 🤣

Spider-Slop and Across The Sloppy-verse cannot compare to the likes of Peakbious and Venom and Venom 2: Let There Be Peak. But in all honestly at least we can agree that the 1st Venom movie had more of a cohesive story than the 2nd.

disrespected the venomer nation...unsubscribed........

This movie is a direct adaptation from those solo venom comic up until knull shit, and yes most of the time venom is fighting his own children, if the venomverse is successful sadly we will see more of these in the future

THIS VIDEO IS SIX MONTHS OLD?!

2:44 DISCO ELYSIUM REFERENCE???? Thats new

i watch this movie all time its in my top ten i just love venom

back then that one Moon Knight meme (you know the one) actually made me think Eminem played Venom in the movie 14:52 NOT THE DOG

5 seconds in and we already got the Eminem “VENOM” meme. Dumbsville is forever GOATED 🐐😭

Say what you will about the movie, the soundtrack slaps

For me it’s one of those so bad it’s good movies, not something I’d watch more than twice by myself though

I watched this movie when i was 11 and i could still point out every problem the movie had 💀!, With seeing Venom as one of my favorite characters since the age of 4 years old, i can't say i wasn't disappointed with the movie as a whole! especially because i was so hyped when i saw the trailer, just to see some boring, generic "villain" movie 😐!

I don’t find this a bad film but Your points are valid about the film’s flaws, One thing I will say Venom is one of the Few Spider-Man characters who can hold a film of his own(albeit in a universe with Spider-Man though from what I understand Sony’s contract with Marvel prevents them from having Peter Parker in that universe as a major character though if you ask me they should have a Spider-Man, it could be Miles Morales but I’d actually suggest Ben Reilly!)

and yet this version of venom is still better than insomniac's version

The venom movies are the best sony can do. It's only downhill from here.

I thought it was a fun movie, I get what your saying and all your points are valid but as someone who never really knew much about venom before watching this movie for the first time the first few segments were cool because it was kind of introducing me to something I knew nothing about because I have never watched any of the Sam Raimi spider man movies so it was kind of fun to discover what this creature is all about but I also get how someone who knows all the lore, like you, could really not enjoy the film as the first half is sort of an exposition dump for stuff you already know.

Just gotta say I really love the post credits gag(s) in your vids, Dumbsy, haha

Mostly good review but Venom has never really been only a villain but mostly an anti-hero, ever since his first issue, his two most important ideals are hate/kill spider-man and protect the innocent, without spiderman there is only the protect the innocent half, he usually is only a bastard towards spider-man (mostly) and part of his character is getting over his hate for spider-man and becoming more of a hero, without spider-man making him more of a hero isnt a problem, only wished the movie didnt suck dick and did it better however as a part of the Venom Nation the second movie is a guilty pleasure of mine oh yeah btw thw whole reason carnage exists is because everyone wanted a symbiote who was an actual villain so they made its so in carnage both the symbiote and the host were complete bastards

You could ask me if I took anything away after watching Venom or Let There Be Carnage and I will either say “The guy who plays Eddie is hot” or “Venom and Eddie will be historically remembered as just roommates”

I can’t believe Dumb Ville has done this to us #VENOMNATION I hope he eventually comes around to PEAK, praying for him 🙏

Ah, me and my boyfriend love the 2nd movie. I totally get not liking them tho! They're a fun mess. 😂

BLASPHEMY VENOM NATION ATTACK!

I realized why I've been okay with these movies (same with Uncharted) it's because I only watch movies with my family, I don't ever watch alone (because I'm on youtube most of the time.)

Ok this may be my autism, but I hate that venom doesn’t have the spider symbol. It just makes the design look empty. Also thank you for proving to myself I’m not insane by being the only person who hates this movie.

Please never stop editing like this. I literally can't even watch red letter media or ralph the movie maker because of how low energy their content is. (Ralph wasn't always like this.... Bless him.)

Honestly venom movie kinda goes crazay i fw that shit. I also live for venom and eddies dynamic in that movie they have such a nice bond. I really think Venom changing up eddies character was a neat route to explore tbh. Could've been done better, but its wtv i still like this movie 🍿

those are very well made and valid points however I still like venom because big scary monster wrecks shit up even if the rest of the movie is boring and I can't help but have fun with this movie

At least venom the movie gave us iconic memes. You gotta give it some credit

i love this movie idk its not even close to perfect but its just dumb fun and not tryna be like that but if you read the comics there honestly not all too different from this in tone and how its written, doesn't excuse the bad shit about this movie but i like it

She-Venom makes me ACT UP!!!! 💀💀💀

6 MONTHS?

All jokes aside. It’s insane how much you had to add and edit into this video to catch the attention of an average RU-vid shorts watchers. My brain could not handle that much information in just 2 minutes 💀

I like the Venom films, but One problem I have with cinematic universes is that they use so many different characters to make the same action comedy films. I think Venom should’ve leaned more into action.

I tried to cut my ass cheek to feel something. I can't. All I fell is Venom.

This video was uploaded 6 months ago. Take that as you will

God tier editing

I didn't think it was that bad, but I'm for sure never going to call it a good movie for Venom

Why does Sony and even WB think we want spin-off movies for villain's without the other main thing that makes the interesting and what gives them their motivation, the hero......And also the film's themselves are just terrible in general

I know they’re not great, but the Venom films are some of my favorite films so I’m so excited to watch Dumbsville rip into them 😂😂😂

Venom - it sucks balls (and I love it)

When it comes to "This character is a villain/Anti-Hero and we're gonna lean hard into that for marketing" is... it CAN work, there are plenty of stories where the point is "Protagonist is not a good person, but they've found an even WORSE person that they can't tolerate". Not saying Venom executed it well (the only times I've watched it I was drunk. Like... really drunk.) Actually, come to think of it, that's my favorite description of the "Darkman" movies. "He's a villain who battles other villains." and I think that can totally make for an entertaining franchise.

There are multiple factors that play into why people like this movie. Like how it was in production hell for 20 years, Sony not being able to use Spider-Man at the time, Tom Hardy's performance, what it takes from all the solo Venom comics, its alot of outside factors you have to already to like in ORDER to like the movie. Probably the only time id say a movie just isnt for you than it being bad.

Venom lover here, I won't defend that scene but I do think it's really hot

if only mozart and beethoven could make such musical masterpieces like venom by eminem

15:26 venom and Eddie Brock are in love DUH

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woman at 10:40 wasn't meant to be his ex-fiance but the homeless woman he was friends with

Every time I remember that this film exists (wich isn't a lot of times but it's weird that it happened twice) I can't help remembering that Eminem song existing.

Hi I love your videos It's nice to see a different opinion. That being said I liked the movie I thought it was okay me personally I didn't hate it keep up the good work and keep being you

Would it shock you if I told you that the writers of Venom also wrote Kangaroo Jack, Amazing Spider-Man 2, and Fifty Shades of Grey?

the best thing about this movie for me is when my friend had a dream about it where he was in the movie and the venom song was playing as he was walking thru the city getting louder then when it was at max volume the symbiote jumped at him and merged with him then it was the scene where he was fighting the police officers in the apartment as venom and he grabbed one of the officers and opened his mouth and the song lyrics came out and fried the dude's face, then he ran up a skyscraper screamed out the rest of the lyrics then he woke up.

Never mess with the venom nation again

Uhhh Malaysia joke, the government guy from Johnny test saying "I blew up Malaysia"

I’d forgive everything if She Venom got her own spinoff.