[Vinesauce] Joel - Facade Corruptions 2 ( FULL STREAM ) 

Trip: "Andrew, see? I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying..." Jo: "I'M JO"

I love the idea of a friend coming over to their old friends' house for a get-together, and there's obviously tension between the couple but the old friend doesn't catch on to any of it because he's just too stupid. That's what I picture when I watch Joel play Facade.

"I thought yiff was like a peanut-butter." ~Joel

"Are they going to kill me?" "Maybe Later."

'have kids?' NO!, DO NOT BREED LOVECRAFTIAN BEASTS uncle jojo-2015 my favourite meme

Jo you know short for Jo-Andrew

"Am I a pretty lady?" _Sure thing._ "Fuck off."

*_Rare translations of the Ancient language of the Gonzalos:_* help me = haap ma hello = haaao Gonzalo = gogzgao kill me = aiaa ma i am bad = i gm gga i had an accident = i hga gg gcciaagt goddammit = goaagmgit i've peeked into the world of pain = i'va paaaaa ig igto tha woraa of pgi no it's not = go it'g got death = aagth i can't talk = i cgg't tgaa life hurts = aifa hartg chaos reigns = chgog raiggg everything is wrong = avarythigg ig wrogg worship wrong = worghip wrogg wrong be blessed = wrogg ga gaagga radio gaga = rgaio ggggg summon the elder one = gammog tha aaar oga i'd like some piss = i'a aiaa goma pigg i've been dying each second = i'va gaag ayigg agch gacoga jesus household = jagag hoagahoaa yes = yag legs = aagg fuck = faca i see you = i gaa yoa *~Courtesy of Uncle Jorbel (May 12, 2015)*

Grace: "Have more sex?!" Magic 8 Ball: "MAYBE LATER."

"I cannot outrun this guy!" Your first mistake was the corruptions. They only served to enhance Trip's demonic powers. In addition to his unholy ability to phase through the material realm, your actions have granted him Weeping Angel-like powers of teleportation, where the moment you turn your back on him you are done for. Soon he will escape he will escape his electronic confines and unleash his hellish vengeance upon the mortal realm You have doomed us all Joel. Not even God can save us now.

Hello Papa Johns this is Papa Jo

I feel like Facade is the only game where Joel can fully express himself. 'Hello Papa John's, This is papa Jo' 'WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL LIFE. SHOW YOURSELF TO THE DOOR' 'N-SYNC SUCKS' 'Stop shouting you pissbaby' 'SUPER TRIP!' 'LOOKING GOOD BROTHERRR' 'Honestly, let's just bone' 'sadgasems' 'DORITOFACE KNOWS NO FEAR!' 'I'll push you out the window' 'you're rich, rich full of s***' 'Get out poosy, I own your wife's 'telephone f***'

Joel: "Am I a pretty lady?" *shakes eight ball* Eight ball: "Sure thing" Joel: "Fuck off."

"STOP." "No?" "YES." "Yes?" "NO." "No?" "YES." "This is too much, I can't take it.".....I can't take it either....I can't even breathe.

41:46 Joel: I'm gonna call Jesus. *See's the face on the phone* Joel: I don't wanna call Jesus.

"What? You-- you think I'm angry?" "No, I just think you're dumb as hell." "Boy, you're-- heh-- you're really joking around tonight, huh?" "No, I'm Jo."

Jo's Bizarre Adventure

I wish he started saying melon after Trip left.. I wonder if he'd come back and kick you out!

Imagine having jo as a friend "DAMMIT TRIP" u wan pizza? "TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN?" you want some pizza?

"STOP" "NO?" "YES" "YES?" "NO?" "NO?" "YES" "This is too much, I can't take this."

"I'm gonna call Jesus." ... "I don't wanna call Jesus." *ded*

Also, 44:00 Jorgel: STOP. Trip: No? Jorgel: YES. Trip: Yes? Jorgel: NO. Trip: No? Jorgel: YES. Trip:*sigh* This is too much, I can't take this!

The truth is...Trip's Lifestyle compliments his Deathstyle.

Over the years, I've come to expect the same level of bullshit from Joel, but why the ever-loving fuck was the phone Tom Hanks?

Wait a minute, I solved why Trip hates melons, those 6 months in the shelter Trip joined the military, he was sent out to war once, and that war, changed him for ever, he was sitting on the front lines not knowing what to do, he was with 2 other units, Bob and Gary, and before his eyes 2 green things flew at his friends and killed them both,It was the melons, the melons were jumping at him try to hit him but he ran like hell until he found a safe spot, he ran to a military ship after the melons stopped and got on a emergency boat, and paddled back to the US, and now Trip will never forget the looks on his dead friends faces.

This game is the most awkward thing ever.

"Can I kiss him?" *crotch pops up in face* "oh, no..." XD

Wait... If this is a dinner party, where is the table? Do they all eat at the bar or on the couch? I don't uh... I don't get it.

FACADE STAGEPLAY Fri Dec 04 23 35 34 2015 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! KHA hello TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look! GRACE You're going to drive me crazy! KHA y (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Kha!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) (KHA hugs trip.) TRIP Ha ha, hi! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP So come on in! TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) KHA kill me TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Kha, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? -- (interrupted) GRACE Uh, I just asked him that... TRIP Well, I can ask him too! GRACE (frustrated sigh) KHA i have been conquering asia GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. TRIP Oh, Kha, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago... (Trip closes the front door.) KHA my conquest continues GRACE (little -- (interrupted) TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, come look at this Italy photo! TRIP Kha, -- (interrupted) GRACE Kha, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP No, hold on. Now, Kha, what does this picture make you think of? GRACE Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that... -- (interrupted) KHA i recently conquered italy TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon! GRACE Trip, don't exaggerate... it was simply a weekend getaway. TRIP So in a word, this says... KHA murder TRIP Romance! It says... romance...! KHA pillaging GRACE (little -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh, it's, uh, it's -- romance! TRIP Well, I'm not going to bore you with the details about our romantic weekend... -- (interrupted) KHA conquering TRIP W -- well, oh, uh, never mind... GRACE Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along... -- (interrupted) KHA death TRIP Heh heh, Kha, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? GRACE Yes... (KHA sits on the couch.) (KHA gets up from the couch.) TRIP Whoa I just realized something! GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE It is? TRIP Kha, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... god... TRIP Remember that? KHA i never went to college TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. KHA i am a warlord TRIP Uh, I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's good to see you again. -- (interrupted) GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Kha, this isn't much fun for you, is it? TRIP What...? KHA i will rule the world TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP We're NOT disagreeing. TRIP We're -- we're -- we're not disagreeing. TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. GRACE Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh... GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! GRACE But, Kha, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible. TRIP Grace -- GRACE I mean, look around, this room is... it's hideous! TRIP Grace, no, no, don't say that! KHA i have no aesthetic taste TRIP Ah, yeah, Kha, I knew you'd like it. TRIP See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, -- (interrupted) KHA a warmongerer GRACE Oh, well... GRACE (little sigh) So I just had to have this view... GRACE but... dammit, I'm wrong, I simply want a view of trees and green! TRIP Trees...? what? GRACE (frustrated sigh) KHA soon you will see fire GRACE What? TRIP Aha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating -- GRACE But, uhh, no, decorating is not... not... KHA and the blood of the innocent TRIP Grace, come on, you're so good at it! TRIP Just like you're good at your job -- you design great magazine ads! Can't you see that? -- (interrupted) TRIP You should stick with what you're good at. Trust me on this. GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! GRACE I'm never happy... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Kha, I... TRIP (frustrated sigh) KHA just like I control my empire GRACE Huh? What, what was that? TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! GRACE Oh, God...! KHA goddamn italy TRIP Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay... -- (interrupted) GRACE Okay, you know what, Kha, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. KHA good thing i burned them GRACE Kha, yes or no... GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? TRIP What? GRACE To trust your husband or wife too much, to rely on them too much? Is that wrong? KHA what even was that question GRACE What...?! -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine... GRACE Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable! TRIP Oh, Christ...! (KHA picks up the phone.) TRIP Yeah, go on, get out of my face! KHA hello horsemen TRIP I can't stand frigging looking at you! TRIP Goddammit, Grace! KHA i need a battalion here TRIP What are you saying? What? GRACE What, Trip? Are you trying to talk to me? KHA right now TRIP No! TRIP Kha, this has never ever happened before...! KHA please GRACE Kha, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so... -- (interrupted) KHA help me TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? (KHA puts down the phone.) GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. TRIP Uhh... Kha, uhh... -- (interrupted) KHA i came here to take your house GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? KHA for my empire TRIP Well, I mean, Grace, what do you want? GRACE Nothing! I want nothing! -- (interrupted) KHA i want to rule the world TRIP Let's continue focusing on Grace. TRIP Kha, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. KHA except a torture chamber TRIP Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything... GRACE Trip, you just don't... uhh. GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. KHA not a stable GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. GRACE No, it's true... KHA my parents are dead GRACE No? TRIP See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha! KHA i killed them TRIP Okay, Kha, you know what? I think you should leave. -- (interrupted) TRIP There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know? (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.)

"Okay, I'm going to fornicate with a Sumerian demon." - Joel

10:13 "Most women would consider themselves lucky!" "No. Andrew. Yes." The best thing.

SUMERIAN DEMON SUMMONING PRANK (HOT CHICKS)(GONE SEXUAL)(GONE WRONG)(GONE RIGHT)(GONE LEFT)(MINECRAFT)

Wii Fit Trainer's personal problems: the game!

Its like fucking 3am and I'm trying so hard not to laugh

"I'm gonn park my booty on the sofa" - Joel, 2015

" I thought yiff was like a peanut butter, man " Holy shit I died

Joel: Help Grace: As if you could survive. Holy shit.

"Have more sex?!" "Trip we don't want to depress our guest" "Have kids?!"

I wanna call Jesus **looks at fucked up phone** I don't wanna call Jesus

This Stream, had me Pause it several times to collect myself Literally ROFL Laugh so hard it hurt Cry with laughter. Joel, never stop being amazing.

Grace: "Ugh, I can predict what you'll say .." Joel "DO THE DEEEEEWWWWWW YEEEE" I bet she couldn't predict that ..

56:35 joel agrees in a obscure language and grace lifts her claws up in the air to prove superiority.

Joel: Are they going to kill me? 8-ball: Maybe later Joel: WHAT!?!?!?

Melon

"yes, did you take out the garbage under the kitchDID YOU REMEMBER TO CALL THE CLEANING WOMAN TO HAVE HER COME OVER TOMORROW MORNING?"

Jo is short for Joanna or Joanne though it can be used to shorten male names as well

'Are they going to kill me?' (Maybe Later) 'WHAT?!' That cracked me up xD

I bet someone in the world is actly called Jo King

"Sex robot ;)" *I AM FISTO. PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION.*

"Welcome to my personal space. Help yourself to the door." my fucking chest. Holy shit.

Imb4 people say hes ripping of pewdiepie even though uncle jobel has been doing this shit since the stalin days.

ya know coming back to this, they def live in NY if they live in that tiny ass apartment while being supposedly rich.

PRAISE WROGG! PRAISE GAGAG!

I would totally invite Joel over for dinner if this is how he acts in public XD

Trip's trigger word: melon

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

This sure was a TRIP. I am glad he GRACEd us with this video.

wait this is 8 years old?! this feels like he couldve made this stream yesterday

faca yoa

Jesus, that hand in the corner at 24:43 scared the fuck out of me! Well, not anymore than 36:44.

37:12 Sums up the corruption stream pretty well in a single image.

Uncle Jobel, you're the GRAND to my DAD, the FLEEN to my STONES, the Bonzi to my Buddy. Please marry me so we can get divorced in facade

Trip is Slender Man.

How to legit win facade (tutorial created by ME) -go in the middle of the room. -FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ...

"The Red Hot Peppers. No, they're the Red Peppers...Chili."

someone should mod facade where everything is john cena

10:15 I think game actually tried to deny Joel that moment. Like, telling him that his name is Andrew indeed. "NO. ANDREW. YES"

"I love melons, they are delicious." gets thrown out of house

Jo is female Joe is male (for anyone didn't know I don't mean to be a smart ass)

ia aiaa goma pigg -gogzgao, 2015

36:44 the actual fear on Joel's voice...

"melon" Famous last words

9:15 Joel said pissbaby before 100gecs 👀

The fucking papa jo joke, I laughed a piece of poptart up my nose. Damn you Joel, you beautiful creature.

so apparently facade is not pronounced "fah-kade"

16:00 - 16:03 Trip is really hauling ass out of there.

Joel do a corruptions part 3 where everything even the wedding picture is Kanye West.

"Have more sex?" "BWHAT?" That's my favourite part

made the horrible mistake watching this in a college lecturer when jorbl said i promised to snort a derioto i fuckin lost it and got kicked out of class

Doug or faster. These are the only things you can do.

Me: gets sent out of the room just by saying "shut up ",meaning to support the poor boy whilst they were fighting. Joel:freely calls him an asshole. LOGIC!

41:27 "As if you could survive!"

9:45 best face

I found myself quoting along with the video as if I where watching like, Simpsons. I LOVE THESE FACADE STREAMS SO MUCH

What.

I've been waiting for this to be immortalized on youtube since the stream.

40:40 STRETCHY ARM AND EXTENDO FINGER!

"I thought yiff was like a peanut butter, man" ~ Joel 2015

"use a condom" "This changes everything!" lmao

A newly uploaded Joel stream? Oh boy, this will be fun c:

Yiff is a type of peanut butter revealed!? Does it taste better than Jif?

I swear to god, any time someone says "it's a good life" I can't think of anything but "Ah, it's a wonderful cat's life!"

DO NOT BREED.

I wish I could like this more than once! This is gold!

What's wrong with Melons? :c

OH HERRO DO THE DEW

is it just me or is trip and grace saying a lot more? i swear i've never heard some of this dialog before.

i've been playing this game for a long time and never noticed you could sit on the couch

Trip is like SCP-173. Look away for even a half a second and he snaps your neck. Only he doesn't snap your neck, he just kicks you out of the apartment. He also doesn't stare at walls, and there isn't as much blood and feces on the floors.

Uncle Joel, if I modded this game to cover everything in Nicholas Cage, would you consider playing it? xD