[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky YouTube Video Night: Real Alien Mexico 

Pretty sure that's a Radiohead song.

@@caiosoares2834 Subterranean Homesick Alien moment

nue@@freddygabrialzzio323

mimimimimi

Réal

mierda real hombre

Réál

Ŕéál

ŗęąļ

They should add clay to the game and if you microwave it this pops out

Check the bathroom.

New Duende Version when?

O that's just dwendi

no fake no fake

Plot twist: Joel clobbered them with the emotional support crowbar and is laughing at his accomplishment being shown on the world stage

Nah dude these are made of cake.

Que diablos, en tonde queda el despacho de Mausan? XD

peregrinaje al puesto del maussan

@@M3G4TR0N-o5z garden Santa Fe, está en frente de Microsoft y la ibero, los estudios tercer milenio están hasta abajo a unos pasos del boliche

Mexico needs the joel alarm

Protective shield! Protective shield!

Mexianito

Bailando cumbia

a real amlomomento

El momento más esperado por la comunidad latina de Joel

​@@chrisTurtle11 Los vengadores esos se quedan cortos

@@chrisTurtle11 Me when I speak spanish on funny English speaking Swede bideo

@@MaxiemumKarnagemig när jag använder google translate för att svara på svenska på ett svar på engelska i en spansk kommentarstråd på en video på engelska från en svensk kille som täcker mexikanska “nyheter”

Duende 100% espolvoreado real no fake

To chat's credit, Joel could have easily googled whatever chat was saying and found the article himself.

@@kayblis true but knowing Joel I don't think he has the mental ability to do that In the heat of the moment

if he started googling something every time chat went off he’d be stuck in an endless loop, he doesnt trust them at ALL, which is why THEY need to provide evidence.

I was in chat and people were spamming the links as soon as it was mentioned but Joel's small eyes prevented him to see them for 2 mins straight

In this case I was expecting the gaslighting to get so bad everyone in chat started speaking exclusively Spanish

yeah, it is

Eh, what’s the difference honestly

American here, same thing tbh

biba amlo Bv

duendemomento 100% certificado

Bro unironically suggested praying and carrying religious totems to be safe from Covid back in 2020. 😭

Department of elf defense

​@accelerationquanta5816 Yeah we absolutely fucking do. This very same Alien corpse was proven fake back in 2020. Seriously bother to look it up and you'll see it. This alien "corpse" is made from desecrated human remains, and other animal body parts.

You know that this guy has brought these goofy things forward twice before right? In 2017 and 2021? They were thoroughly debunked both times@accelerationquanta5816

@accelerationquanta5816 you could be fake

​@accelerationquanta5816It seems like a hell of a coincidence that the same guy who previously made a false claim about a mummy being an alien would suddenly find a real alien. His name is Jaime Maussan if anyone wants to look up his past claims.

​@accelerationquanta5816take your meds

We're the aliens

Duende midgets

like in MIB

If true likely that it shrunk very much from full size, I hear one famous ufologist claims the ayylmaos are 3 to 4 feet tall.

@@ChronoSquare still looks more like ET than any grey, which alone should tell you its fake, at least greys have a history of sightings, this is a straight up copy of ET from the movie, might as well make it a xenomorph.

rip gray leno jr and grey leno jr

la neta sí

Literal

Concuerdo en el post 🤣 NASA no decir nada y mucha secrecia y se Clasificado. Sin acceso al público ni opinión pública. Aquí entra los escépticos.

Muy cierto. Lo veo a diario y tambien a su clon italiano.

Indeed

whoa you're alive

Good to see you’re still kicking around here wilfred

What is with the reactions I haven't gone anywhere?

@@WilfredCthulu I was just kidding to be clear lol.

@@WilfredCthulu i just think it's funny to reply to every post of yours i see with that now I'm bored and lonely and have nothing better to do

MIMIMIMIMI

Now now, Joey was a child at the time, so he was the same size as them

He maybe laughing at it now. But Joel knows the moment those little greys starts moving, he'd be shitting bricks.

*predictive programming. The aliens have been cooperating with US intel/psyops divisions since the late 40's after Nazi scientists gave them information on how to communicate with them using psychedelics on the Astral Plane, a skill they learned through the Vril Society communicating with Tibetan Monks throughout the 30's. Rabbis had been communicating with "demons" for thousands of years until John Dee gave that access to Queen Elizabeth I through the method of scrying, leaking essentially a hidden technology from religious leaders to political leaders. The international banking cartel run out of London and Tel Aviv used this access to leverage their control of the lower castes of society to build a suitable environment for when the race of beings that created the "greys" returns. Greys were abandoned here ~500,000 years ago and have lived underground throughout the entirety of human history to observe and report human progress to the most advanced of the lower dimensional beings. Higher dimensional beings (neutral good) made a pact with 5 astral leaders in May of 1953 to work with a break off faction of Nazi leadership who fled to Antarctica to rebuild an infrastructure big enough to take down the "Grey Elite" society on our surface. The Nordic/Nazi alliance is likely on the verge of making their move given the demonic nature of society accelerating to an unsustainable degree.

@@Zarnubius bro WHAT the FUCK are you talking about

What XD

@@Juanito_Pecados basically he said "Extremely important moment, joel vine sauce discovers the aliens"

@@user-xf8xk6hw9m I know, the thing is that the translation is wrong in a funny way

@@Juanito_Pecados yeah my spanish is not good.

@@Juanito_Pecados it borders on google translate levels of bad.

Bad man show that was

My childhood... loved that show man

Mister Maker*

He just said he will

no if he does that he will poo

Yeah

USA when Alien: "Well, politically we're a fucking shitshow, so better start throwing UFO and alien shit at the population to distract them form how disgustingly incompetent and corrupt we've become." In the old days it was "deny, deny, deny," but now it's a whole new ballgame.

Mort? Gneat?

I never got people seein stuff that real on shrooms. I love shrooms and its mostly an ibside story and real stuff being seen in new lights. How the fuck do people see "negative entities"

@@magusperde365 yup same here, mostly self reflection, a lights show, occasional ego death, enjoying nature, but I've never hallucinated stuff like demons and monsters. Definitely nothing like the creator of that Helios shareware game lol.

el lugar mas surrealista

I always HATED IT

what do you mean????

Mexican marcianito doll that whispers "pendejo" when you interact with it

@@IvoryRune i second this.

Triple support that, holy.

@@IvoryRune damn, i fourth that

They are almost certainly real, but they likely havn't been to Earth, and we might not find proof in our lifetimes.

Mi país es un chiste mal cobrado