[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bad Simulators 

"Coffee, donuts, go fuck yourself" As a person who works in construction, i can validate that this is how everyone who works in construction speaks.

_>That feel when you birth stellar bodies after careening full tilt into a wrecked sedan in your Peterbilt._ Sounds like just another day at Vinesauce.

I don't think I understand ATVs

If we cant make the truck go to space... bring the space to the truck and make a miniature sun

At this point I'm tempted to suspect devs are doing this on purpose. Wild physics, janky collision models, out of touch control schemes, it's intentional, right? To cash in on the "brokedick 'simulator' game" novelty factor and spread by streamers and word of mouth? I love it all, regardless; keep it coming!

I honestly don't think there's ever been a vinesauce video where I've not cried with laughter

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS STAY ON THE DAMN QUAD, VINNY.

Personally, I find glitchy "simulators" to be the best ones. They're the most entertaining!

"Hang on a minute, let me see if I can kill someone." *Commits suicide* ... close enough, I guess. 5:58

At 11:09 that ghost ATV still had the shadow of a person.

4:57 *Flashbacks to Vinny getting angry over a tractor in a Halloween Hl2 mod.*

(Two seconds in) This is gonna be a good video

2:49 I drive these fairly frequently, and I can confirm, that is their intended purpose. Flip it, then wiggle around on the ground. That is how you construction.

Bad. Good. Doesn't matter. Vinny's gonna have to deal with it.

5:45 "You are too high to pull the rope." Don't you fucking judge me, game.

7:55 That song is such a throwback to Truckin' Tuesday

you look at the chicken you ASTRAL PROJECT YESELF (i guess you were never meant to see why the chicken crossed the road)

Simulator Simulator about simuating

>"Australian road train" >Miles per hour, not Kilometers Ya dun goofed

Bad Simulators = Job Simulators LOL

ho it's me construction johnny. And i luve my job 2:32

Australian Road Trains gave me Big Rigs flashbacks the moment Vinny glitched outside the world also, that fucking ATV game, wow

ATV GP glitched so much that it became a completely different kind of game

6:10 "Dank angle, dank angle" I'm dying

Leeroy Jenkins charged into battle 12 years ago today R.I.P. in Popularity

6:40 Physics. 7:02 So that's how stars are born.

DIESEL.OGG

Oh god its the fucking truck music from Yogscast help me god

"I'm under the fucking world...looking at myself! While in myself!" dude that's deep.

I know this is early, but this might be the best first 10 seconds of any Vinesauce video ever.

I didn't know trucks can supernova

1:32 Don't you just hate it when you're trying to work but someone walks through your forklift?

Coffee, donuts, and "go fuck yourself." All part of a balanced New Yorker's breakfast!

"Okay, so trees aren't terrain. Now we know."

All this laughing gave my core a good workout.

Shame you didn't play much of the Forklift Simulator because it gets WEIRD. At one point, you fight zombies.

that's not even a forklift. it's a glorified electric pallet jack

Fill Florist Simulator

Yo Southbird, if you see this, the editing on this one was fucking aces man. You did a fantastic job with it!

7:25 3st person

So disappointed you left out that glorious laugh when the ghost ATV did repeated stoppies though.

Is it some kind of written law of the universe that all games that are entirely about driving trucks must be glitchy enough to rend the fabric of space and time?

6:06 that airplane was made by capcom there was a tradition(or rumor)in Japan ・Airplane in game that made by capcom ALWAYS explode(no exception!)

That helicopter game actually doesn't look too terrible.

o/' he tried to kill me with a forklift! o/'

a wonderful video for Vinesauce's Birthday

Getting Stuck Simulator

''Whats happening!?'' *Has violent seizure while bike repeatedly tries to kill rider*

“IT’S ME CONSTRUCTION JHONNY, I LOVE MY JOB!” That reminded me so much of my old math teacher haha

"What is this, now" is one of my favorite Vinny reactions.

"YAY it finally compiled all the way! RELEASE."

Vinny highlight over 10 minutes 😩👌

4:10 The moonwalking construction worker, man!

That ATV game went straight into PS2 game territory. Except that shit was actually good.

7:03 Australian truck driver accidentally creates world's first viable nuclear fusion power plant

If you can't go to space, bring space to you!

In Poland ATVs are autonomous vehicles without drivers but with their shadows on it 😄😄😄

B A N K A N G L E

"it's like one of those 1920s films" someone animate the construction sim bit like that please and thank you

11:11 *IT DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVER BUT ITS SHADOW SAYS OTHERWISE.*

7:49 Oh my god, it's fucking diesel.ogg! I knew that design looked familiar.

I hope this means we'll get a Vine stream today.

These games get existential way too easily. It's terrifying and wonderful.

10:50 ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

7:49 Oh fuck yeah! Diesel.ogg! THATS MY JAM!!!

I've been waiting for this.

What makes this australian- oh right, kangaroo. *sorry, "wallaby"*

whoa.... Australia is a wild place, people creating new stars and seeing themselves in both 1st and 3rd person view

Don't you hate it when you're playing a game and you get *S T U C C ?*

The fun part about looking at these old videos is not remembering doing any of it

11:08 There's the shadow of a person in the unmanned bike. This just turned eerie.

is Construction Johnny related to Construction Bob in any way?

Vinny, these are good simulators. I don't know what you have to be on to think these are bad.

Baby tanks should be called tanklets

You can tell by the beginning that this is gonna be good.

that forklift game just couldn't let Vinny be happy even for a moment

The ATV still had the shadow of a person riding it even when it was vacant...

Lap 2/1

"Construction Johnny" made my sides virtually nonexistent.

So that's how suns are created... interesting

"How could you release a product this broken?"- Vinny before discovering Data Design and android shovelware

To give credit where credit is due, that tank had some REALLY fluid animation. (That's where 99.5% of the budget went, of course)

I was here for this stream and ugly cried at all the cryptic humping and ＷＲＯＮＧ ＷＡＹ in the ATV game

"I'm under the world, looking at myself in myself"

Gosh, I haven't laughed this much from one of your videos in a while. My favorite was the ATV Simulator as is reminded me of a similar bad simulator game I had as a kid, but with dirt bikes.

These bad simulators get existential way too easily.

6:58 He couldn't go to space, so the game brought space to him

One of the funniest episodes to date

I don't know why, but this feels like Vinny played everything here in 2013, even though he didn't.

"Hang on, let me see if I can kill someone." ~~Vinny Vinesauce, 2017

Happy 7th anniversary, Vinjob

6:54 Ive created a sun！

That farm machine championship footage was too intense for me to handle.

A game where you can look at your truck from the outside, while still being INSIDE your truck, and another game where you can dismount your ATV, and sit on the ground still driving your ATV, but then end up controlling another ATV while your body still sits on the ground somewhere else, your own ATV now stuck in a quantum-locked existence. .. Did c'thulu design these games?!

2:25 well, that game was fork-lived.

6:47 Why is the steering wheel on the left in Australia?

Your laugh is a beautiful thing.

Happy 7th Anniversary, Vinesauce!

I’m surprised he didn’t make a John forklift joke

1:07 Absolutely attrocious. The game is supposed to be about forklifts but it makes you drive an electronic pallet jack instead. Genuinely disgusting.