Voicemail: Please Joe! 

this is a nice voice mail ever

Do the right thing, Joe!

yessss I've been looking all over RU-vid for this

This lady should be in the U.N

"Please Joe, you're my only hope"

Different culture, different speech patterns, the message was not meant of us. So why should we expect to understand. Joe surely would.

@SickSourMusic I approve of this message.

How could you, Joe?

WTF, Joe! They were willing to share the MEAT!!!

One time something like this happened to me. A lady left a strange voicemail, so I called her back and she started threatening me. I tried to keep it calm but she was getting really abrasive. I called the FBI, and went over to house with them. When we found her, she was making smoothies and was only wearing boxers. She started telling us that she was going to make us drink the smoothies and eat the native's meat. We opened the door. We all got on the floor. And everybody walked the dinosaur.

"Am I to know what goes on in the mind of a dog? No. That's God's work. Well...not that I believe in God..."

cmon Joe! dont do it man!

Okay, take me to your leader!

@B1ackmagic Mine was "Maybe some day white women would want to marry a native." Someone's got a crush on Joe Native.

GODDAMMIT JOE!!!

Please Joe......

I know whats going on here! She was definitely sleep walking and called someone, I do that from time to time, mostly texting, but shes definitely asleep. No drug can do this to a person.. ever

Sounds like she lives in Alaska.

this is what happens in an insane woman's mind, frightening isn't it!

Hmmm...I'm going to bet this is Canada and that Joe is one pissed off First Nations guy.

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand...

@sireHungDADDY You and me both...I had no idea...

Obviously high.

LET'S ALL SHARE THE MEAT!!!

Sounds like some called you while they were sleepwalking or something.

@nicko198718 Yeah...I know what you mean. On a usual system it would prob only go a minute or so. But my workplace takes calls all the time and stores them into a seperate phone system that can basically..store everything at the same time. I got a 6 minute pocket dial once...it was ....weird as well...to say the least...

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUh?!

Meanwhile in Canada...

@hollen19 u think i got this when I heard this? I thought i was on an acid trip listening to it

Whoooaa! First to comment :) first off i wanna say i dont get it but its funny, fkn joe

lol wtf with the meat

I lost it at "You're a handsome gentlemen" Honestly, is she a lunatic or on something?

@CrossboneSRB Fail on two counts. It is Canadian and there's no L in America.

I didn't get this video at all but the comments are making me f-ing die!!

@dclonthedaily but that was a very long time ago.

@Graath666 you saying you have tried every drug?

@onehumblebear Meanwhile in Americal...* Fixed.

JOE! Do it for the white people! Please!!

Strange dosn't begin to describe that.Was that a Canadian accent?Was this woman ever traced and given medical help?Why have i found myself in the nutty bit of youtube again?Will i never learn?

This is some wierd shit right here. What the f##k?!

Was this a wrong number, or do you work with Joe?

... what the fuck just happened?

JOE!!! Just share your land with the white people!!!

What job do you do?

What the hell...?

lolwut?

Let me be the first to say....WTF?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

????

But who was phone?

To long to be voicemail

Wtf? What's her definition of "native"?

I don't get it.

would you guys explain this mail to me? i can not understand at all why did she talk about the meat? and white people ?