Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM 

I want to like this but I can't

'Stop trying to push me in'

@@sovereign4535 why

@@jessiciahmendez1552 it was 69 at the time and I'm immature

@@sovereign4535 we good now

It's funny how the guy puts his thumbs upXD

😂😂😂😂

XD

mandinhapareja pretty much if you can’t say a name of someone just say can I call you bob from walter

I read this as he said it

OMG finally someone who’s here in 2020

@@davinci_9032 2021

😂😂😂

@@thelastoftheanglosaxons.3724 Well, I'm 2022

Ebony Williams same

Thanks so much for your quick reply and I will send you the

Extremely talented!

wait there’s not two people?!?!

same

Laura B he acts like my uncle😂

Walter is the old guy I want to be when I'm that age.

and stan lee

Laura B Yep true that he may seem nice but he can pack a mean punch which is funny if he compares anyone to a celebrity or something like that idk

INFINITE AnimationNation R.I.P. STAN LEE

Yes that would be great but I don't think he has any female puppets so that would make it extra great!!

I would also like to meet Walters wife

But would she fit on the stage because she is a valcano like walter said

That would mean Jeff working on some convincing female voice

What would make it better is if her name was Karen

Rama Syahputra 😂😂😂😂

Lol

Me too

Walter: Might as well be!

Lol, I saw this comment as he said this

Lol

+T. G. Wolven 4:40 - "oh yea, on Iceland, it's legal to whale hunt" xDDD

+T. G. Wolven What is this, hell on earth?

I fricking lost it

ikr

What are your thoughts about Achmed? 🤔

@@keonroshdieh2497 and jose'

@@keonroshdieh2497 He's cool!

@@marshamariner7897 on a stick

Nate Dawg I think all married people figure that out eventually 😂

@@goldeneyespectre8447 My dad figured that out 2 HOURS into his marriage. 😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@TramNguyen-qw2kp UK

To me its like he's laughing at Walter's joke and not his own so it's more like Walter's making the joke.

Flynn Tom yeah I love it

Jeff needs to resist yes but what if he were to actually ably to start to laugh historically.

He’s just laughing at the puppet to make it seem more realistic

Yes 🙌 I love ❤️ it.

literally underrated

Omg yes

Dan Holland hkk ya estando

a random gamer105

Poole Brady yep. thats me! aka UrbanerRhyme105 (xbox 360 gamertag)

The Gamer's Holy Word h

I'm pretty sure this is chaotic neutral at it's best

You just created his life time fear

Then show him toy story

Bruhlliant!

I did that to my sister too. Mwahahahaha

Your terms are acceptable

You’re not lying.

Sounds like America.

Alex Bashedet I lost it!! That shit was funny.

So TRUE. !!!!!!

theres another reference from that joke but not in poppins

XP, not extra

😂😂😂

That will be a sexist Arabian joke for women

Andrew Johnson Boss “What is this, hell on earth?!”

Isn’t it life

I can

I can

I can....

I can.....t

I looked for this comment so could like it

The more you know.

Fax

No. Greenland (or at least its south) was green until the mid-1500s. There were still Viking settlers living (and farming) there at that time, but the climate changed dramatically and most settlements were given up. Iceland, on the other hand, isn't just called Iceland in all languages. That's the English version. The first part of the name is ''Is-'' in Icelandic, and that has two meanings in Germanic languages (Icelandic is a Northern Germanic language, like Danish, Norwegian and Swedish). The word ''is'' can mean ''ice'', but also ''iron'' - and in case of Iceland, the name derives from the latter. During the Middle Ages, when other Europeans first heard about Iceland, it was rumoured to be a magnetic island (and this idea was actually used to ward off intruders). For example, in the German national epic ''Nibelungenlied'' the king and his fellows have to travel to Iceland to pick up his future queen (who is a renegade valkyrie and had been imprisoned there behind a wall of fire) and everyone is really concerned about getting close to Iceland. People thought, the magnetism would pull the nails out of the ship and they'd sink in front of the coast. Weapons made of steel would be useless and they wouldn't even be able to construct a new ship, because tools would be magnetised as well and just cling to the rocks. How much of this was made up by crazy Vikings, who wanted to be left alone, is unclear - but they really value their privacy there. Iceland horses are a breed of horse, that has not been influenced by foreign blood for more than a thousand years. Icelanders still keep all foreign horses out, and even horses that were born in Iceland and left the island, are banned from ever returning. They absolutely mean it, when they tell you to stay away from their upside down steam clothing iron land. I wouldn't be surprised to find out, that this whole magnetic island bs was planted in some chronicles to prevent their own Norwegian relatives from showing up for hakarl and mead.

@@Darth234Ravenous And knowing is HALF the battle!

@@AntasmaTheBatKing G.I. JOE!!!

‘With Boomerangs’ that’s the difference. England it’s ‘With the Bad Teeth’.

Just so you know has over 3 million guns.

@@andrewskinner8560 shoot, that’s equivalent to the amount of weaponry here in my town of Texas. Of course, my town has a population of 36,000.

I think "Crazy Giant Insects" is more like it! 😂

Omg leokimvideo is here

Hehe I thought I was the only one that watched that

I have a feeling that red foreman was designed to be walter.....

@@libertyjohnson8736 I also watch it I love listening to red always yelling dumbass

Foots in asses

Same

BadCat you forgot Melvin and bubba j

You forgot the Irish baby

It's not jeff it's jeff fa fa

You forgot Bubba J

Mostly ahcmed

Hello.. how are you doing.

+MrKlausbaudelaire considering how now, i can post these vids on my page then report jeff for stealing my vids

Gassy Goddess M

Deaddy Fazpool I make the same comment a year ago and some how you've been here for 2 months with 41 likes Birmingham England and ya get the asshole from Iraq in the first row

Mmmwah! Goodnight, everybody!

Tree? You mean jungle?

Deaddy Fazpool: In her what? 😯

Deaddy Fazpool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

+Collin H his wife in dinner for smhucks was going to be walters wife but he retired her

+Collin H Be careful, because Walter says he's married to a volcano! No doubt about it, she would erupt onstage.

I was literally thinking that, when hearing the very last joke about Walter's wife. I was like: "Huh. Jeff should make a Walter's wife puppet up so she could have a voice finally".

csgrambauer his wife was going to be his wife in dinner for shmucks

Gassy Goddess Oh, okay.

Pretty sure he said "practice"

@@professionalcommentstealer5271, shh, don't confuse him/her with the truth.

He’s the real master of puppets! 😊

Thank you for the kind words sir. Regards Baghdad Bob

You dont think he is just feeding us a bag of koala poop do you?

That's what he said...

This cracked me up

I just realized he said that when you mentioned that you realized that XD

UberLukario

Same thing and thought it was stupid of him to overstate for the sake comedy. English remains problematic.

The Tool Guy I didn't mention any hatred, besides he's the greatest ventriloquist I've watched. The problem is with English; people who know several languages know that. Thanks for the 'idiocy' thing.

Greg Jonson LMFAO SAME

but why?

+Ella anderson If you laugh too hard: choking or spitting food/drink out.

+Andrew Lynn oh right

And don't drink either, I laughed so hard that I snotted Coke out of my nose.

Too late 😂😂😂

I'd bob r u name too lol

he said nobio bitch

Bob it is

How very interesting.

L0 .

What are iraqis supposed to look like lol

Lol I'm Iraqi too. We come in different shapes and colors. Not sure why people think we all look Indian..

Its like Jamaica, not all people are black there, its great to get educated on different cultures

He's great!

well him and Gabriel Iglesias

Don't forget Ismo Leikola. the Funniest man in the world

Whenever I rewatch Spark of Insanity, when Jeff does stand-up before bringing out Walter, I still split my sides with laughter. XD

ffunn6

You should write comedy, pretty good piece you wrote there.

FG47 Oh well" guess it was HIS time.......... he crossed that narrow line........ Was not funny, ANYMORE

I think he said Birmingham, not bring him in England.

IGGY!! POLNAREF!! LOOK OUT!!!

Counties music

Had Me So Weak😭😭

oh my god I almost died from drinking water and laughing at the same time

It's called laughing so hard.

kaden sauce no

kaden sauce nope it's Jeff and Walter

kaden sauce not all I am the same lol

Greninja Storm should have said that he was the first to “come down” her chim chim chirie.

Great Greninja name and pic bud!

2 yr old

Probably why Jeff doesn't perform at any 'dinner and a show' places.

From the C.A.W.G. :)

I am an I'm happy

ayye

Me. 🔫

Me I am

I'm 3 years late but LMFAOO...

thekillerdueler46 good point

2ND AMENDMENT - Bitches!!!! Long Live the CONSTITUTION and the Bill of RIGHTS!

ikr

dont like it then leave.

+Edward Carlson your words proves his point.

I mean, he’s not wrong

Rhiannon Gray that’s what I was thinking

You can come over and watch

Hell nah, id PAY to see that!

If you do get to see that, videotape it for us and put it on RU-vid! 😂

Trust me wait till u see the bloody mosquitos there so much bigger.

You don't even need to leave the continent for that. Just take the little barker to Alaska. The bald eagles will do the rest.

+TheJonas973 I do

+Madison Stewart and do +TheJonas973 take +Madison Stewart as your beloved wife?

Wait da fuck u say

More like Frank Ramone

YES

*erupt

"She was a kinky chick I'll tell you that"

What about “Holy crap! Can I call you Bob?”

😂

Or ass*bleep*

it's censored for kids, achmeds censored name is jack shit

David Crawford And asshole is censored assh*le

xXn00b slayerXx but funny as hell XD

😂😆😅🤣

And yet expected from Walter.

But it's funny as hell

If it was nice, It wouldn't be funny as hell

moo