War Thunder Film - My 6 Most Hated Vehicles 

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"Mother Nature's most natural form of weaponry, a Russian with a machine gun" IMAO

Blimey! Our favourite tea drinker has returned! Tally ho chaps! This is bloody marvellous!

I love the use of Western Panorama for the sea voyage part. I get the reference and highly approve

Loved it. But its been too long since your last video, so this is especially appreciated. I can't really change any of the vehicles on your list, But I can add a few.... First add: Hawker Typhoons (all types) Horrible at everything. Its only redeeming quality is that the later models have 4 x 20mm with lots of ammo, which you'll need, as getting guns on target is no easy task. Second add: F6F. In reality, this was an outstanding aircraft. In WT, it sucks steaming piles of shit because the flight and damage models that Gaijin has assigned are notoriously and provably false. In game, its fragile, mediocre in speed, climb, and maneuverability, and worst is that the guns have been nerfed to pee-shooters. No freedom launchers here. Third add: All P-51 marks above the P-51A or cannon 'stang. Again, the aircraft have flight models that are demonstrably false which render them underwhelming and inferior to BR contemporaries, plus the .50 caliber nerf (which only applies to AMERICAN .50 calibers, not Russian even though the two had nearly identical ballistics) means you struggle to kill anything. Yes, they're launching something thats shaped like a hotdog, but its brown and soft. Lastly, I love Squire. There. I said it. Just deal.

"Next up, anything french" I mean your not wrong...

Tiger: Blocky front, slightly angled lower plate, circular turret= GORGEOUS!! Ka-Mi: Blocky front, slightly angled lower plate, circular turret= Ugly AF Sure ok

You can't see backwards because they dont want to see the enemy

15:31 you can't hate what brought down Bismarck (part of it at least) 😂

"And they're all made of pastry" lol

the type 2 needs a certain attachment to become amphibious.

the swordfish is just a flying mark 4

Imagine if the type 2 ka mi had the pontoons and where allowed in naval battles

Bf 109s, J21As, Yak-9s, Spitfires, Bf110s

You Channel General Malchett Very well, Jolly Good Job!!

The p-51 aka flying iron bar

Mother Nature's most basic form of weaponry... *a Russian with a machine gun*

“The Swordfish, an aircraft that was outdated before it was designed” That’s one of the most precise things I’ve ever heard.

squires not liking British vehicles??? no no no something is wrong, has squires been kidnapped? or worse.... RUN OUT OF TEA!!!

"Not only is this thing the length of the bloody Maginot line, it's even more vulnerable to flanking attacks!" I don't care if the vid is 2 years old. This part made me cackle like The Joker at 2.30AM.

my carrier pigeon is ill. May I dispacth a like via carrier goldfish

**Dispatches like via carrier Swordfish** **Engine dies** Welp

Funniest thing that I saw flying the old stringbag was my son getting his first torpedo kill with one. It wasn't a ship but a hienkel 112 that was chasing him. My son for some reason put the swordfish into as vertical a climb as he could to get away and obviously the He112 followed him, closing all the time. In a moment of desperation he released his torpedo, which dropped like a stone and went through the He112's prop, engine block taking out the pilot and continued dropping to earth. Unfortunately we didn't know how to record a replay of this kill. The other pilot was livid in the chat afterwards.

Is Squire still alive? Damn... more vids pls.

“The only chance you have of hiding this... thing... is if you drive it into town AND DISGUISE IT AS A PUB!”

6:16 As a German I can tell you what that actually says squire. It says something like thi BANG THUD DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE

The japanese type 2 cardboard box

I wonder what his mother thinks when she hears him constantly screaming with an exaggerated accent from her basement.

" BANG! " " THUD! " " Dripple , Dripple , Dripple "

Yeeeeeees. More Squire Content. Yeeeeees.

Ah shite... I forgot my tea

11:00 and here we see young Tachanka. Even in his early days he preferred the LMG, mounted and loaded.

"I hate anything French" *big breath in* MARRY ME!!!!!

"Because it's French." That's a valid reason if you ask me.

9:41 what is a tank Looks in dictionary a tank A tank is a heavily armoured vehicle that can blow things up and look cool Looks and tank on war thunder Yeah that’s not a tank

Every Japanese tank in the game

BANG.....thud....dribble dribble dribble

"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister.

It was a pleasure to help you on this one Squire. Looking forward to the next one.

Churchill gun carrier Looks like the American was right about the ships on land thing

”It dunt huve nun"

say, if you ejected off the he 162, would you get sucked in the engine?

Absolutely hate..... Anything American.... Or Japanese.... Or German...... Or Russian as well! And DEFINITELY French! And don't even get me STARTED on the Italians! And the Australians... Yep... That about sums it up!

I remember actually quite liking the swordfish. Its quite tough and surprisingly nimble when its payload is gone. But hey, at least the Firebrand is pretty

I got killed by a Churchill gun carrier and remembered this video😂

"You might as well commute to work on Southern Rail!" I died laughing right there. I do feel sorry for those poor buggers who don't have a choice but use them though, if anyone needs to get shot (or a forced career change) it's probably everyone in that rotten franchise.

I like how the French plane has invasion stripes even though they got dunked on by the Germans before the war really started

My least favorite Tanks that I have ever driven in War Thunder are those damned Japanese reserve tanks. Less armor than a box of tissues, and if I had to describe the armament I would use the slang term that I once heard a Tiger crewman use to describe an M4 Sherman landing direct hits on the front armor: a "Door-Knocking Device."

20 minutes of Squire heavily roasting a Tank Destroyer, 2 planes, a Japanese light tank (#ICanHearTheWeebsCry), a torpedo bomber and a jet fighter made out of wood.

I'm french and my friends told me it was not a good channel for french people... I'm having the greatest laugh of my life ! Loving these ! **prend une tasse de thé**

A new Squire video? Magnificent! Yes! I actually had a verry good time with the Type 2. The hull is so big that incoming shots often disperse without doing critical damage. Atleast aslong as you don´t get a center hit. And the Churchill GC is atleast still better than the Archer. (4km/h in fire direchtion WTF Brittan, was no other gearbox available? or atleast a Handcrank?)

The wiki's pros for the Ka-Mi -Has optics both sides of the gun mantlet that gives it two cute eyes.

What about 10 worst vehicles to fight against.

"Next up, anything french" France: THEY DARE DISRESPECT OUR LE SUPERIOR PLANE HON HON BRITAIN SHALL FA- Britian: *Loads Service Revolver* Calm down France.

"The Bad News...THEY'RE MADE OUT OF Pastry!"

"BANG! THUD!......dribble dribble dribble"

"size and length" hue hue

once i rammed a tree with a tank and i lost one of my tracks and my driver diet

Aaaaaaaaaannnndddd you forgot the independent...

But wasn't the Firebrand the best plane ever a few videos earlier? Did someone kill Squire and took over his channel using a voice changer? Is this why he took so long to make another video? We need to investigate this further.

"Next up; Anything French." i love this guy

Hooray, Squire uploaded a video! Now we can wait another month for the next one!

"PUUUUT SIMPLY!... *It dun have nun.* "

How do you hate He 162 A-2? I'ts amazing! Also it pisses people off when you kill them with it. :D

"and without air brakes you will often find yourself descending at speed, or as Yak-15P pilots call it, Death." lol

"you'd be better off taking Southern Rail" XD

Well I'll be hanged! Today I got admitted to a school I've wanted for 3 years and now a new Squire video! This is the happiest day of my life :)

HOW DARE YOU, THAT YAK IS BEAUTIFUL!

Japanese tanks are memes

I have an idea for the next one :) top favorite/least favorite maps! I'd like to see that!

I absolutely hate the P-38; granted, i dogfight in it instead of booming and zooming, and when i do boom my wings boom right off, but that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

fun fact- the type 2 ka-mi require "floaties" attached to the front and rear, as are the purpose of the hooks. hopefully the devs will add them.

Wow squire is alive

When you finished assembling your Yak-15 and it starts disassembling itself

"Oh dear. I know what're u all asking. What the hell is that?! Well, that my dear viewers is the Japanese Type 2 light...mmm...TANK. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6:32 For everyone who is Intrigued what those two white signs mean I'm gonna translate it for you: left one: the indicated airspeed is 10% less than the true airspeed. Don't pull a recovery maneuver over 4g. Don't pull negative G maneuvers for more than 3 seconds because if you do so the engine will cut out. right one: Takeoff flaps max. speed: 500km/ h; Landing flaps max. speed 300km/h; landing gear max Speed: 300km/h 6:38 his translation is obviously wrong xD

my friend slapped literally hundreds of bushes on the churchill gc and called it the 'bush bunker' because ... well you can imagine why. it was actually suprisingly effective in rb

Top notch video Squire old boy!

the early hurricanes are good but the guns are about as much use a someone throwing stones at the aircraft.

"Let's see this armor plate can stand up to nature's most basic form of weaponry: why yes, it's a russian with a machine gun."

“THEN COMES THE ACCELERATION, TO PUT IT SIMPLY.......…………………..… it don’t ‘ave none”

8:59 *_*French Pastry Ammunition*_* XD

"I dont hate it because its french" Sure... XD

Dankeschön Herr Squire :)

On the Japanese light tank, I have a recording of that performance of kalinika

Squire please post a video of you playing war thunder in the hawker hunter while wearing a top hat and monocle. Please please please.

The Type-2 Ka-Mi was a light tank that required pontoons in order to go in the water but without those it is literally a fish outta water in every sense.

"It may get a tad warm..." *Rolls by on fire*

How the hell did the Archer not make this list!? Granted, driving the Churchill GC was an absolutely terrible experience, but driving the Archer will probably scar me for life and traumatise me to a point where I will have to abandon gaming altogether and sell my computer (which might actually prove beneficial to me, but I tend to ignore this thought).

4:50 **confusion as americans convert to times hotter than a cheeseburger**

Squire is the guy, If he sees a bird he'll make a 10 documentary on that bird and what it is doing...

Yesssss.

5:52 “Put simply, it don’t have none.” *Squire, 2018*

My most hated tank is the Do 217. Yes; tank.

lol, First time watching this guy, Pretty funny how he carries himself, Subbed XD

“And now for something COMPLETELY different.”

yeah I'm in this one

Could you make a video on why the other Nations in war thunder suck because they don't have tea?

One actual tactical disadvantage (or another one) for the Japanese light tank is that the treads are thin, meaning less distribute of weight, meaning, well you can all guess what that means.

6:30 didnt spifires engine cut out for most of the war because they didnt have fuel injection.