Warhammer 40k Meme Dub: The Black Templars Are Once Again Annoyed At Games Workshop Prices 

So what did I learn folks? Don't ever make a video at 2 in the morning especially when your mental health is at a low point lol I am okay though. I just get good days and bad days is all but luckily I can say I have more good days than bad so don't worry. I'm fine ^^

You good mate? need a headpat or a hug? therapy? all three together?

"You can't bury everything with a subpar punchline." Idk it works for me

Therapist here. You... Might want to talk to someone in my line of work. It can actually help.

We are getting concerned for you

Aye lad, we feel ya. All Warhammer fans watching this feel the bullshit you're going thru

I came here for the humor and got STABBED IN THE SOUL instead.

Mate, please take care of yourself. "Ya can't fill a cup with an empty pitcher."

-"You are trying to apply logic to games workshop, its a fruitless endeavour." I felt that one

Bieng broke protects me from this. The emperor protects.

I live in Canada and £37 is pretty much $100 I understand the pain of money

i hope you feel better i love watching your videos and i hope you have a good day

Thank you for all the laughs and I get that feeling. Much love to ya mate. 🫂

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, I cannot live without the tiny tyarnids, the enforcers, deathwatch, trog, the lion, and ESPECIALLY YOU. You (and the channel Astartes Anonymous) got me hooked into Warhammer fantasy and 40k. I saw humor in the grim dark future of 40k because. You are not a guy who just talks to himself through a filter, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN INSPIRATION TO ALL!

Do you need someone else to talk to my dude? Grab a seat, pet a tiny friend, have a drink, and vent ya ills.

See, now I picture a chorus line of tiny Daemon Engine Skulls singing 🎶 Don’t Worry; Be Happy 🎶, while kicking their little scrabbly mechanical legs. There is never any shame in asking for a hand up. Also, there is shame in letting tyranids set the prices for codexes.

Mate.... Please Take some time and Have a cup of tea. You Don't know any of us personally... BUT.. through your shorts and vids, YOU BRING A SMILE, A LAUGH, A RAISED EYEBROW WITH SMIRK, AND A BRIEF RESPITE FROM THE HORROR'S OF THE WARP, (AKA- REALITY/ LIFE), AND The SMEGGIN' ARSEHOLES WHO LIKE TO MAKE OTHERS LIVES JUST AS MISERABLE AS THEIRS. Your channel brings Us a Daily Dose of humor, and is sometimes That little bit of "SOMETHING EXTRA" that We need to press on through the day. You are a TALENTED VOICE ACTOR/ NARRATOR OF THESE BRIEF MOMENTS OF TIME, THAT QUITE LITERALLY MAKE PEOPLE'S DAYS!! I have been here since the beginning... and your Exquisitely British sense of Humor, (AS TWISTED AS A PRETZEL, AND JUST AS SALTY!), HAD ME INSTANTLY SUBSCRIBED, as I NEEDED TO SEE JUST how much of a Mad Lad you would become..... AND YOU HAVE NOT DISAPPOINTED!! I am telling you this Mate, because I think you need to hear just how much you are appreciated by everyone who watches your content. SOME COME FOR THE HEAD PATS OF THE TINY FRIENDS... SOME WANT TO SEE THE TEMPLAR FINALLY GET THAT "POCKET ZEALOT"... AND SOME (SUCH AS MESELF), HAVE STARTED CALLING THE NEW GUY AT WORK "BUMPY SHAUN".... MUCH TO HIS CHAGRIN.. 🤣... BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY MY FRIEND... IF YOU AREN'T AT 100%.... IF YOU NEED A BREAK.... WE WILL UNDERSTAND... I have unfortunately lost a lot of Friends over the past 20 years...and If I'm honest, I Regret not ALLOWING MYSELF A PROPER WORK/SOCIAL LIFE BALANCE.... As I missed out on memories and opportunities for words left unsaid. Don't burn yourself out mate. Life is meant to be LIVED. AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE TO SEE THAT YOU POSTED A SHORT THAT WILL HAVE ME LAUGHING ME ARSE OF AND SAYING "JESUS CHRIST! YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE AGAIN YA BASTARD"!... IT WOULD JUST TAKE AWAY FROM THE JOY, IF I KNEW THAT YOU WERE JUST STOICALLY CRANKING OUT SCRIPTS AND BURNING YOURSELF OUT IN ORDER TO DO SO. YOU ARE A FUNNY BASTARD. NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT! BUT PLEASE MY FRIEND.... MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE ALSO A HEALTHY FUNNY BASTARD. THE BETTER YOU FEEL WILL TRULY SHOW... AND JUST KNOW YOU HAVE COMPLETE STRANGERS THAT GIVE A DAMN. BE SAFE MY FRIEND. YOU TRULY ARE AWESOME

You don’t just make me occasionally happy. But very reliably when I am on night shifts. So thank you very much.

Talk to someone, even if it’s just a friend. “I’m fine” is one of the most common lies we tell to ourselves and others. That particular dam holds water for only so long.

what happens if the 40k kriegsman and Skullgirls Black Egrets switched places with each other

its kinda funny cause these kind of self conversations are something that i have pretty often and its VERY close to what it looks like on your end, with one me being rational and logical and the other me complaining and being essentially the real me. its hard to explain but i relate a lot to this

i feel this

The punchline is what I thought he was going to say the first time it was asked before I knew it was a setup.

I need that tea money translated into cheeseburger prices.

.....Sounds like you need a hug, mate.

You get a tea spoon of love but no more. It will ruin your dinner.

You okay synergy? Like really really okay?

I agree with everyone saying you need therapy and stuff…… but $125 for a controller?!?!?!

Much love from the netherlands mate. And i hope you find somebody to talk to AND some much needed happiness.

Thank you for your hard work with talking yourself

'Once again' is more like 'still.'

And I thought the dreadnaughts were making me sad

Less fucking goooooooo

£37 is insulting and the book is usually out of date within a week after the first FAQ that pops up.

Gene Simmons would be soo proud.

I agree with you on the thing about 10th edition it genuinely feels like it took all the stuff that made it 40k and took that out and left in the stuff that makes it just a standard miniature wargame. I am honestly hoping that 11th edition goes back to the way things were in 9th without the rules bloat because aside from tau and guard every army feels the same

I agree that price for a specal edition controller when controllers are expensive enough is kinda insane. Make the price worth it 10 extra for a special skin on it but for that much I want it to call me address me as the Emperor of Mankind and welcome me back to my console 😂

For $125 I could hire a fucking commission artist to paint the controller for me in my army's scheme Also the app, I'm so glad I made several army lists before they changed it

At least you're not eating the lead-based model paint and hoping for a slow but sure death, so thats one good thing I spose. Silver linings n all that yeah.

Night lord meet homunculus next please

I love these videos, would love you to do a thelma and louise themed two marines on an atv.

Don't let the existential dread get to you. Do what you love. I, and likely many others, really do enjoy these skits. But if you're dealing with some issues, as one who has before and occasionally still does, it's understandable. Don't be afraid to take care of yourself. Things will get better eventually, one way or another.

My codex isn't even out, my 10th edition index is out though

Unless it's a pro controller with hall effect sticks, binary triggers, and paddles on the back, paying 125 dollars for a basic barebones controller is rarted.

Ur rigth. Ur vid do make me happy after a bad day ❤

Every day the divide between Games Workshop and the Community grows larger and larger.

Sorry to hear man

Hang in there mate we got you

125 pounds is $162 usd. assuming $300 is a console I could pay someone to make a space marine themed plastic furniture for a controller (and put together) and save at least $100 and get it crimson fists themed. Does GW think we just sh*t sterling silver?

Love the content.

I understand. I've been feeling like this since 7th edition at least.

It could be difficult sometimes, you are awesome but it's always a good time to look for some help try it, I love your videos ❤

Would you like a hug?

You ok man?

Would you like a head pat?

125£ are 145€, 159$ (US) and 217$ (Canada) by the way.

Hey man. I am sorry to hear how bad you feel. I just wanted to tell you that I am not going anywhere. Even if you forget about your scripts, I am staying here. And.... If you need someone to talk to I am here for you. I really do mean it. Its really hard to hear that you are... less then okay. If you need someone to listen to your problems, just say so and I will gladly listen to you.

I feel u bro

that got sad, you alright mate ?

We're all in this shit show we call life, together mate. Regardless of what GW does we can still play the older editions and have fun with friends. It's sad it's come to that but there's not much else we can do about it because if we had that kind of power over GW they would go bankrupt. But just know we're here for you on and off the tabletop

You might want to make a discord at some point, i mean it would be funny to have people to talk to maybe even other people to do voices

just give out an online accessible army list with point values and make the codexes for art, painting, lore and stuff like that...gw

Okay. Hear me out. The Series X/S controller is about 40 UK but 70 US. I checked Amazon. Games Workshop is making nearly 95 UK on the controllers.

Ok you definately need to talk to a therapist

My guy, if you need to take some time off then go for it, burnout can be a bitch and a break really helps it

One of the few opinions of the Black Templars that I agree with.

Sending digi-hugs ♥

37 dollars for a fucking book that i can find online for free is bullshit, just saying.

I use to be a Warhammer Fantasy player in the late 2000s. Recently, I wanted to come back into the hobby. But I discovered that my beloved fantasy setting was threw off, and in my country a box to start Age of Sigmar costs 210€, without the painting material. With that GW politics, I can't afford to start AoS nor Warhammer 40000, and I can't neither use my old square socle models. And I believe I'm probably not the only one in that situation. GW is milking it's pre-existing fanbase and not allowing new players to join (or old ones to come back).

Hey mate. I guess you getting it a lot now, especially after this video. But take care, we are not gonna leave. And if you feel burnout just take a step back. If nobody else I will still be here and rewatching the old videos 'cause why not? Anyway I am no specialist in brain-emotion digging (only in regular let's unburied the old history kind of digging) so don't need to take this advice. Anyway good work. And could use more tiny zeolots from Necromunda. And I remember I have a punchline somewhere here, but seems like I misplaced it.

Þis right here is why I’m buying a 3D printer. I’ve spent far too much on plastic crack already. 👋💸

Brother, you should take a break, spend time for yourself with someone who cares about you. We’ll still be here waiting for you

You know whats funny? I actually did miss your content after the Female Custodes video you did. I couldnt find you in YT shorts nor your proper videos for a bit. Then I found the thumbnail for this video and I was so stoked to have found you again that I IMMEDIATLY clicked it. Sure, we(your audience) might go to different channels for different niches, but at the end of the day we still watch your videos. Skits, mouthpieces, whatever you wanna call them; we will probably still watch them all the same. And yeah, GW pricing is ass. Thats why I dont partake in the TTG and only play 40k videogames. Or buy 3rd party figures XD

Bro, I don't even pick up a paint brush. I couldn't begin to reproduce in reality what I see in my head. If I was to try, my model would make yours look like it belongs on a display somewhere... My point being artistic ruts do happen, and you are NOT a subpar artist. That spot belongs to me :p lol

i know it may not help, but i do hope you feel better fam, your funny as hell, but we've all been in that place. it aint easy, and it aint quick to fix, but you can get out there again.

I will say that the massive changes to Ad Mech recently really do prove that we might as well not have the codex system anymore. Seriously though, it's...well not concerning necessarily, but I do want to throw some empathy your way. I don't have an exact understanding of how you're feeling, but I do have some personal experience with similar ones. And they suck. I don't want anyone to feel like that.

Honestly I agree with the sword templar

Right now take a fucking break relax go outside you not only need a break but also deserve it...

God damn look at all the self-entitled therapists and other vultures flocking up over a joke, like, sheeeeeeeeeesh. Do you not get enough money as is?

Yeah...

You ok... um, mate? (Am I allowed to use the word "mate"? I'm American, and I'm not sure how these things work.)

You good mate?

hey hope your okay

I like it

Using humor to cover up or compensate for deeper personal issues is a concept I'm all too familiar with mate. But let me just say things can always get better. Trust me on that. And hey, if you need some one to b*tch with about stuff just give me a holler.

Honestly, might help if you asked some folks to do some voice acting for your skits. That way it's not just you doing it. Think it could help you in the long run.

So man uh, are you like feeling down or something? Wanna talk?

Hey man ik ur going trough some shit rn but stay strong there is light at the end of the tunnel and ik i sound like a broke recorder saying this but hey smth else idk what to say shit is tough sometimes but hey everyone can get trough it just take a break and rest aight mate?

Why not open a Discord -Server? There are at least 5 guys who feel like you. I bet they'll even help you to set it up. Two of the hardest things in live are to ask for help and to walk the first step, do not let your fear stop you from either. P.S. I'd bet money, that most of the blokes here would be down for a tts league

I get the masking depression with jokes. Am there, doing that constantly. Take your own advice and talk to some other folks, it can help.

Dang it got political then it got real very fast. I'm kinda sad now

Hey maybe... look into getting some help or try and talk to some people, even if its online, believe me it won't get better even if not every day is a bad day, speaking from experience. Currently watching this having a mental breakdown trying to distract myself, which probably doesn't make me a great advisor if I don't take it myself, but, at least one of us might make it out.

Take a break if need be. I greatly enjoy your skits but if you need some time off for yourself take it.

You desperately need a break. Two weeks off Warhammer, at least. You are not fine, but that’s okay.

Doesn't mean much, mate, coming from a rum bugger like myself. But I've gotten a lot from your videos. I want you to stop making them and start doing something else to rebuild your passions and hobbies, it that would help. If you'd rather keep making videos, I'll be here, at least. And I'll look forward to every meme-dub and script you decide to do.

Are you doing oke there? I like your silly content but this makes me see a frustrated person losing all happiness in their life and burning out on things they enjoyed.

Hey man, I know how you feel as someone who ends up being a consultant for all his friends, the best I can say is that no matter what issues you may have I will be willing and wanting to watch the funny dubs you do, tiny tyranid and tiny scarab "Heeellllloooo!" has been a roar every time as well as every dub you have done. Considering the horrible state that is GW's marketing and price hikes I have given much thought to just stop with it and look to if not play other things because of the greed that disgusts me, though watching these always makes me smile and remember the previous editions as well as all the happy times I have had with Warhammer.