Warhammer Lore! Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaurs! 

*Dawi-Zar:* "What's happening up there?" *Dark Elf:* "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to fetch you a box?"

By sigmar!! Its been 4 years since we got chaos dwarf lore! Arch you magnificent bastard!!!

Chaos Dwarfs? Don't you mean Chaos squa- *Gets dragged away by an Inquisitor*

Chaos Dwarfs are a highly religious people: Lorgar approves

I am a huge fan of Luetin09's practical, straightforward presentation of 40k lore. But I do so love Arch's turn of phrase, theories, and digressions. Pretty sure they now need to duel so I can just goddamn pick one to fall asleep to!

*"Like Pokemon, but with more burning corpses..."* Best Quote Ever?

Chaos Dwarf: NO HAT SHALL BE GREATER THAN MINE!!!

"Bigger Faster, Stronger Too he's the first member of the Chaos Dwarf Crew!

"kinda like pokemon... just with more burning corpses" that description almost made me fall of my chair from laughter

How could GW ditch this fabulous army?

The chaos Dwarf's are tied with the Skaven and the fimir as my favorite race in fantasy. They are lovely little creatures

i see chaos is once again at the centaur of your content. I'll see myself out

"Almost like they were intelligently designed" Atheist go mad

Arch has just found himself a new entry in the book of Grudges

"And that's one of the main reasons why Chaos Dwarves are so damn good at Blood Bowl" I'm done 😂😂😂👏👏👏

All blessings heaped upon the Uzkul-Dhrazh-Zharr. The Dawi-Zharr are supreme.

Nothing better than some juicy oldhammer lore on a peaceful Friday afternoon.

I have been informed of a sliiiiight error on the merch! Exited-Gassmask Noises! in this i am blameless! i had a former communist make that and you know how education was like over there, nevertheless! i shall have it altered ASAP so i suggest holding of on getting one until later. i guess you could consider the wrong spell one a “limited edition” XD UPDATE: There! all better now, may take a few more minutes for the update but it should all be done

Still want Cathy, Nippon, Ind, Albion, Firmir, Araby, and Amazons to make an appearance in Warhammer Total War.

Love some Chaos Dwarfs lore. They are one of my favourite race with the lizard-man. Unfortunately, i don't have a army book of the Chaos Dwarf, the only one missing. Thanks for the lore. Have a nice day/night.

I love how arch refers to a child as "it"

A Bull Centaur with Sure Hands is a thing of beauty! EDIT: I do love the thought of a Great Taurus or Lammasu being a Chaos Dwarf Daemon Prince

Ah the much-forgotten stunties and thier mutant breathern

Hell yes! Comfortable temp and serenaded by the screams of roasting mortals.

I read the title slowly "Chaos. Dwarf. Bull. Centaurs..... Yeah okay." clicks play.

Remember the favored bloodthirster that got so pissy, he dcided to try taking on Khorne himself while the afore mentioned was apparently distracted? It's said Khorne dragged him to the top of his brass tower and ripped him into two, taking his reason and casting it out into the immaterium. Then choking the rage and uncontrolled bloodlust out a bit repeated the process in the exact opposite direction (I'm assuming that's worse when done by a god and actually in the warp). Before creating a new favored bloodthirster. Which he swiftly followed up with a decree that the two (who rightfully hate eachother) should never meet in combat... insert bs reason, about the individual slaughter being more important than the trully epic fight they'd give him together, here. Maybe that's Hashut's origin story and he was Skarbrand's reason cast out and landing in the warhammer world. Would explain the flying bulls being so damned vexed, if they are truly Hasut's "blessed". Just a hypothosis you got me on once I'd read Skarbrand's lore after years ago watching the chaos dwarves lore video. Still a fav. Thx 4 the hard work.

i wanna hear you talk about Daemon Binding, probably the most important thing the Chaos Dwarfs do. They even have their own Daemonic Infantry and Monsters in K'daai Fireborn and K'daai Destroyers. Plus all of their artillery has Bound Daemons inside.

finally back to the reason i subscribed to this channel

Despite my usually disagreeing strongly with Arch on his philosophical and political narratives, while AGREEING with him 100% in his attacks on the censorship that threatens EVERYONE'S right to express points of view or opinion, *I always knew there must be SOMETHING we SHARE* that strongly motivates me to watch Arch's great material as faithfully as though he was 'the Mighty Jingles' or 'Led Zeppelin' and it is NOT just his unequaled narrative skills (Yes 'Vraaks' plus everything else) but *it is our mutual LOVE OF THE CHAOS DWARVES* that were also my first favorite race back in the early 2000's. I am SO waiting for them (I hope) in TW WH 3. *Love their Gollems, Babylonian aesthetics, Living war machines, Blunderbusses and excellent history!*

Arch: Yes joining the army is a perk. Me: I mean we are talking about Greenskins...

Arch - if you look for good looking bullcentaurs, I recommend to check Bullcentaurs from Russian Alternative. There are everything you love about bullcentaurs - beard, hats and very distinct dwarf upper part. Or try 9th game system - so called Infernal Dwarves are reincarnation of stuff you like.

I never consider this point of view: that horses get scared of many things on the battlefield! I mean i have read that Demetrius cavalry refuse to charge elephants in a battle versus seleucus but you know, after nearly two decades of strategy games you forget that.

Thanks for making this video, Arch. The Dawi Zharr are my all-time favourite Warhammer faction. I've lost count of the number of times I watched your first Chaos Dwarf video.

*"THE PROPHETS OF GREAT HASHUT FORETELL THAT VICTORY WILL BE OURS TODAY"* About the models though, while the new ones are more realistic they do lose all that culture and enter the realm of generic fantasy. Bad trade.

I absolutely love old GW artwork, its silly but still terrifying in a way, just look at those shark teeths and giant hats.

Yo arch what happened to that good old background music?

I'll be sharing this Vod with the chaos dwarf bloodbowl discord channel. Thanks for the Vod @archwarhammer

I love that the shovel got kill markings on it.

So hyped for chaos dwarfs in warhammer 3 ! The artillery train gonna be a blast !

I had the old Chaos Dwarfs from the 2nd edition. Had them warmechines pushed by the Bull centaurs. The whirling blades, and the smashers... the swivel guns, and hords of warriors. Wish I never sold them. :/ I kinda like the new (old) Big Hats. The Bull Centaur charge was wicked, from the battle reports.

Ahh the Chaos Dwarfs. Actually turned on Kevin MacLeod's Universal song while watching the video (just like what you had with the Chaos Dwarf lore video.) It worked quite well.

22:52 Grimgor is going to visit the Dawi-Zar, cuz dat soundz like a gud 'ight. Bring popcorn

1:00 Why would you want to exit your gasmask mid-combat? 1:04 "Excited Gasmask Noises"... uuummh Arch? I don't want to knock the Imperium's dyslexic faction but something's amiss.

I’m a simple man, I see arch I click.

Miss spelling on the merch and I'm still buying one 😂😂

Chaos dwarfs? Now that's just silly, everyone knows Aulë made the dwarves to be resistant to the corruption of Morgoth.

True to form, both hilarious and informative - that’s the Arch I’ve subscribed to !

"Mild-mannered mango". Fricken lol.👍

Do fimir next! Those poor poor island creatures.

My favorite race!

The Lammasu is a perfect example of why GW should've kept the middle-eastern aesthetic of the chaos dwarves, it fits...like a sheepskin glove.

Im gonna be picking up my monthly pay from my manufactorum boss soon (hopefully) to get me one of those hoodies. If not ill just go to try and enlist at the nearest imperial guardsmen recruiter. (That and apperntly theres a rumor going around that whoever can find a race of half cat half woman, "that look beautiful to humans" will be made a high lord immediately.)

Speaking of Hobgoblins, the new AoS set is an army focused on their version of Hobgoblins. Because of this as well as things that were said during their unveiling there's also a good chance that the Chaos Dwarves might come back as a proper army.

The Greater Taurus sounds almost like a Chaos Spawn, just more stable. Yes, insane hatred made manifest doesn't sound very stable, but I mean stable in form not temperament. With a Spawn being the end point of a Chaos Champion/Sorcerer who came up just short of Daemon Prince, the idea that a Bull Centaur could become a Greater Taurus could work and it would mean we have yet to see a Bull Centaur truly achieve the final evolution of their race.

As a person who also started this hobby with the awesome (made possible by whitedwarf utter noncence) armybook, I would love to see more about this brilant race, special characters ( first one is very great to do imo), their magic and the effects, The magic when it first came out, the introduction of Black Orc, etc etc... this race deservers more attention and love. Did I even mentioned the rocket and earthshaker? Btw... very proud of the long senctence, for that seems to be a thingy on you channel.

*repeats the word Bullcentaurs continously* Portuguese speakers:* laughts in immature*

The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶 The Nyamasu 🎶

poor chaos dwarfs females...or males...or cows i guess. i mean its chaos. every fucked up thing can happen.

Enjoyable poor Dwarfs no love for the stubby beard things.

I seem to remember chaos dwarfs having quite a figure range.... blunderbuss armed troops was it?.... mortar or cannon troop...? And I remember the hobgoblin support troops. They were very cool and unique looking, shame they seem to "dissapear"

As usual, Arch is correct! Clearly, a GW employee was "venting their frustration" in the cubicle of their rival, and dreamed up a burning hot monster that someone has to sit on, for an extended period of time.. Hate-Boner Incarnate.

What about the Chaos Dwarf Minotaurs from Blood Bowl? I think it would be an awesome hero or lord choice for them. Just call them Zharr Minotaurs

Gassmasks? GasSmasks? Is there seriously a superfluous S in there? Did noone run this by a Grammar Commissar?

24:55 Arch, it was the 90's, the early 90's at that, that's all the explanation you need

Will we see Chariotier teams with these guys? As that would be an awesome chaos dwarf unit.

@Arch I would like to see a 40k Lore video on all the Imperial Governors who have never sold out their citizens, secretly done deals with Xenos and/or Chaos, stockpiled Xenos artifacts or fled their colonies at the first sign of invasion never to be heard from again. Should be hours and hours of material.

Don't forget the genetically engineered Black Orcs that the Dwarves use.

On the topic of Great Taurus Testicle Trouble Chaos Dwarf Sorcerers are turning to stone. If your "Marbles" are LITERALLY marbles there's less to worry about.

Fascinating about th The bull center and the Flying Cow

My theory is that Great Taurus are essentially Chaos Spawn whereas a Lamasu is akin to a Prince

Wow ! My very first army as well, and for thé very same reason ! I have read this 1994 white dwarf (n.6) so many times.... I miss my Chaos Dwarves army so much

If tzeentch was imitating a lesser dark God but the dawi-zar believe and worship with all their anger, would that create a new God? These are the things we need to know Arch....

Bull Centaur grew to level 45. What? Bull Centaur is evolving! Bull Centaur evolved into Great Taurus!

23:10 I don't know about any dark gods but that made me uttered hideous laughter beyond the realms of men.

It's funny, because the hobgoblins actually ENJOY being part of the dawi'zar armies. They sometimes get to crack the whips on slaves, which being part goblin, absolutely tickles their fungal pickle. In the army though, they are literally what you would call " Slave knights " or peasants. Yes, they're good at fighting, but they're literally brought along to throw at the enemy, tire them out and if a few of your first wave live? Good. They can join in the second assault and hopefully act as a force multiplier. If not? Oh well. Served their purpose. They made a swordsman, or spearman exert themselves slaughtering them like beasts.

Hey Arch I have a sort of Lazy Ogren body physique and 2xL Hoodie just ain't gonna cut it, but I will buy a mug in honour of the Death Korps of Krieg

I miss the music from the original Chaos Dwarfs video, the music you used always made the videos calming to listen to

And here we are. 2023 and the horny short bois come to total war.

25:07 All I can picture is Kevin Hart from Let Me Explain: “Mannn, you reds that mothafucker?!

Prisoners with Jobs Arch, Prisoners with Jobs.

I love that someone is doing WHF lore.

Arch Cu Cuilain from Bravely Second enters the chat with all the doors blown off their hinges.

AHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT 24:19 . Thank you Arch, I love the chaos dwarves. Cant wait to play them in TWW3. Also: I dont know shit about lore, but if you ask me, the chain of evolution looks to go: Bull Centaur - Lamasur - Great Tauros. That orders seems to have a steady decline of dwarfen characteristics. At first, the bull centaurs body begins to twist and shape, its head growing and being forced inwards along with its torso, thus created that big bulk behind the Lamasurs head. After that, when it would recieve even more power from Hashut, It would change even further towards the image of Hashut, turning into a proper Tauros, with a fiery temperament to match it, thus also explaining the fire-skin of the beast. But again, i dont know, thats just what it would look like to me. Maybe its even written that what im saying is wrong, just venting my mind here!

I desperately want to see choas dorfs vs skaven in Total War. Soon. Soon.

My fucking god arch. You have to make me pick between this and finishing my second watch of Varks uggh. Thank you sinpie.

Can you do a lore video about Queek Headtaker? He's awesome, plus he's a glorious, confident, fluffy black furred, handsome, fashionable crimson coloured Warp Shard Armour, has a nice Roman brush on his helmet with the brush replaced with horns or spikes, incredibly brave, has a list of trophies placed on a back on his back with each of his most intelligent and wise advisors which give him advice, excessively skilled fighter and duelist and smart, and even better he's stark raving mad

the most OG channel content!! Warhammer lore right on lol

Yes, I live for this old school stuff

YAY new WFB lore. Started playing warhammer online again and needed something to listen to.

I only just noticed the ultrasmurfs book on the shelf

This is going into the Book

Chaos dwarves are insane

That was a nice vid. Stil miss 40k Rouge trader ...you guys left it at a cliffhanger.

He is back!

Awesome lore ty

"Kind of like Pokemon, only with more burning corpses" Just wait till Sword and Shield come out.

23:00 Wow. Now, this is a Red Bull that it makes sense that the unicorns would run into the sea to escape. ...And it apparently, itself drank Red Bull since it does have, after all, wings.

I like the different background

1:02 I officially announce this fucking party started.

Chaos Dawrves? Nah, they’re just Grumpy Dwarves with magnificent hats!