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As Wario falls down the shaft as he thinks of all his life decisions. "why do i have oreos", "i wonder how many people it would take to make a human house", "what if area 51 was a area 51 disused as area 51", "Wahhh or Whaaaa". Wario closed his eyes and thought about his brother. He thought about all the great times they had, he thought about what he is going to do after he hears that Wario is dead. Wario sheds one last tear and says in a calm voice "Wahhh" then everything goes black. Sunlight. Wario starts to see sunlight. his eyes slowly open and he is met face to face with Shaggy "Where-where am I?", Wario said confused. Shaggy smiles "Well like your in meme heaven" Wario looks around and see's flowers and beautiful green grass. "I have to go back. My brother needs me!" Wario says while trying to get Shaggy's hand off him. Shaggy does not let go of Wario. "You think your in meme heaven" Shaggy smiles "your just in the at The Gate Way. Nobody said you are making it in.", Wario looks at Shaggy confused. "Wahh do you mean?" Shaggy starts to choke Wario "Your going to go where all dead meme's go" Shaggy chuckles "You will never see light again so enjoy it while you can" Wario struggles to breath while Shaggy is choking and closing his fist harder and harder. Blood slowly leaks from Wario's eyes while his face turns blue and purple. Wario's breathing stops as he is left there in the grass. Shaggy walks away with out looking back and say's "He was like worthless anyway" Wario's corpse sat there then slowly turned into a black dust and his corpse blew away into dust. Darkness. All Wario saw was Darkness. Wario can move around but can't see or feel anything but cold breeze. Wario did not know what was going on. Wario was thinking how he died two times in 6 minutes. Wario's eyes started seeing something. It was a black figure standing right in front of him then he saw who it was. It was Sans. "Please don't hurt me i already died two times today." Wario plead. Sans smiled. "Don't worry pal. you seem like a nice guy. I might not hurt you." Sans looked at Wario directly in the eye. "Then what do you want from me and what is this place" Wario says frustrated "Whoa there pal don't get violent now. You don't want to see my bad side" Sans left eye sparks a bit of blue. Sans continued "I don't want anything from you besides to not pick a bone with me and to follow me." Sans gave Wario a hand signal to follow. Wario followed slowly. Sans continued "You are in The Realm Of Shadow. This is where all dead meme's go to when they are either killed my another meme or the internet hated them so much that they just com-bust into dust" Sans and Wario go down a long black tunnel untell Wario saw a huge wasteland of black soil and Buildings around the place. "So this is where all the meme's fight to the death 24/7 and when they die here they go 1 last layer deeper into the death bed" Sans said with another blue spark in his left eye. Wario looks at Sans "What is the last layer look like?" Wario said. Sans looked back and smiled "I don't know i never been there but what i do know its not fun". Sans phone vibrates and gets a message. Sans looks at the message then looks at Wario. "So pal remember when i said i might not hurt you." Sans left eye turns blue "well that's about to change" Sans throws a bone through Wario's chest then rips both of his hand of his arms then uses a gaster blaster and shoots his head off. Sans look down at his headless and arm less body "I did not want to do it to you pal. But Shaggy said he would kill me if i did not" Pain. Pain was allover Wario's body. his face burnt his hands was pulsing it was like Sans was still hurting him. His chest throbbed. He was in a rusty iron cage with flames burning under him. His costume was dirty and brown. He saw a figure slowly walk up to the cage then Wario's jaw dropped from who it was and shredded a tear. It was the one and only, the one that was told as a fairy tale. It was T-series. He was 20 times the size of Wario and his black armor was shiny and clean. His helmet was his logo and his metal gloves with claws on each finger. T-series said in a deep voice "So welcome to Mell its kinda like hell but for memes so thats why there is a M" Wario could not speak he was scared. Wario thought T-series was a myth his whole life but he is seeming him in person and him being 20 times his size was not helping. Wario gained enough confidence and said "wha-what ar- what are you going to do to me?" T-series replied with "Well i see you got killed by Sans... you probably heard all the tales on how i'm evil but i'm not that bad. but anyway explain what you did to get here because your soul is still attached to the real word and that means you only been dead for like 10 minutes and that's the fastest speed run i ever seen." Wario replied with "Well i died in a elevator accident then Shaggy killed me then Sans killed me now i'm here" T-series look confused "Why would Shaggy kill you... he never kills any body and he only hurts people when they really get in his way" T-series paused then continued "Look i will let you out of this hell hole because i think you got potential" Wario nodded quick as possible. T-series chuckled "I want you to kill Pewdiepie for me." Wario was shocked "wait what! you want me to kill The God Of Memes?!?!" T-series laughed "Yes 1800 years ago he defeated me and trapped me in this place and your soul can still go in the over world with no trouble but if you try to run away or do something funny i already attached a orb of death to your soul and it will kill you and if you complete this task you can stay alive but if you die again that's your fault and you will be sent back to me you understand oh i don't care good bye" Wario replied with "WAIT" but it was too late everything was black" Stinky. Wario smelled stinky everywhere around him. he opened his eyes and saw he was in a garbage bin in a ally way and he saw somebody next to him. It was stinky monkey "ut ohh stinky hahaha" Wario got out of the trash and said "where i'm I and why i'm i next to this meme you was over rated and did not make sense " Wario walk out of the ally way and saw he was in New York City. Wario hated this place because this is where all the rich memes lives. he walked down the sidewalk and read the shop names "Donkey Kong's Casino" "Meme Central" "Meme Stop" Wario looked around and saw a bunch of people staring at him and realized something he is should be dead right now. He panicked and ran and kept running tell he was out of the city he ran a little more entell he was in the woods then he stopped and realized how screwed he is. "How am i going to get to meme heaven, how am i going to kill a god, how am i going to survive after i kill him with every meme is going to want me dead. Wario walk a bit tell he saw a little girl in front of him. She looked like every creepy little girl from a horror movie. the girl said in a creepy echo voice "You better run before he gets you. run .run. run. if you run he is faster" Wario did not take his chances and he ran. he looked back and the girl was out of sight. Wario kept running into branches and bushes but he did not stop. He ran for a minute but it felt like this these woods don't end. He stopped to catch a breath then he saw a figure in front of him. The figure was tall and had a tuxedo on. his face was all wight. Wario's vision became fuzzy and glitchy out of a sudden. Wario knew who this was. Slender Man. Wario said "Heyy slendy why don't we just get along and not kill me?" Slender Man replied with "I see your soul is signed by the one himself" Wario was shocked when he heard Slender Man's voice "Wait you can talk?" Slender Man nodded "Yes i can but i don't i am now because your special" Wario was confused but to scared to tell he his confused "why is that?" "Because the man himself probably sent you up here to kill Pewdiepie i'm guessing right?" Wario nodded and stayed quite. Slender Man continued "I want to kill him to because he sent troops to kill me but they failed. I can take the death orb out of you and help you because you have no idea what your doing but you have to let me join you" Wario nodded. Slender man said "Good. i have two friends that will help us." Slender Man walk up to Wario and put his hand through his chest and pulled out a red orb and crushed it. Wario looked at his chest and there was no mark and did not hurt. "how did you do that?" "Don't worry about it right now we have to gather our army." "What do you mean army?" Slender man did not respond and they both walked out of the woods and Wario did not know where they was going. *The rest of the story is here* docs.google.com/document/d/1WXfsUOphF3AlnMJF4HS4-z46qCn3tBYsFeQDcQbFDBY/edit?usp=sharing
if you want to see Waluigi's perspective and what happened find my comment in this yt vid which isnt hard ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RSc-vuZsttY.html EDIT: here is a sequel ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XxcqgzaRCTY.html
I was expecting the "Waaaaa!" scream, but the "OH MY GOD!" caught me so off guard that I spit out my drink and my mom told me "What the hell is so funny?"
Wario is immune to anything in this whole universe. He scream, but just because he likes to act like he would die, but you can see that’s he still enjoying his Oreos alive. That’s good.
Eating of course... Don't worry he's fine, being the edgy version of Mario he just likes to humor his audience if not just let him tell you the time he fought a shake king that dispersed clouds massive enough to be roughly equivalent to a giant moon collision!
hey is it ok if I can make an animated version of this? i was thinking about animating this, and I may be a novice animator but I think I can animate it. i mean my animations arent trash.
Wario dies being a driver of a T-62 in the Middle East when a MILAN ATGM was fired at it from a 12 story building that impacted the frontal hull and blasting the ammo rack
Why of course he is, This is coming from the same yellow fat man that can survive ignited nukes from his ASS (Hell he IS the explosion of that one nuke explosion from another video.) And the dispersion of clouds massive enough to be categorized a planetary threat then I don't what else to tell you that he is sadistic in display of humoring US the audience into believing he is dead many times but in actuality he's one inhumanely tanky muthafucka and not someone you would want to meet in an alley way... So... DON'T GET ON HIS BAD SIDE! XD
Plot twist: wario is making the mannequin challenge and all the sounds are just an audio that wario recorded looking with that eyes saying: you got *T R O L L E D*
