Considering that Wario was seen casually talking to his mother on the phone while in the middle of a 5pl8 back jerk, the man would've definitely finished the set and utterly smashed the stage as a finisher _before_ realizing he ripped his pants.
request: Wario dies by a tragic bowling incident where he yeets the ball so hard he's sent into the pinsetter machines as his bones and limbs crush, contort and tear apart while the pins reset (the pin part of the machine)