Warren and Trump’s Dueling Campaign Rallies | The Daily Show 

That wouldn't pass because Trump doesn't like paying taxes.He even cheated his own father of millions $$$.

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." - Ronald Wright

@@pietrojenkins6901 trumps not one of those 3 people, and he wouldn't have a say. He wouldn't be president anymore

They treat life like a video game, they don't want to ruin their high score.

Bill Gates gave away $35 billion to charity this year. We can't even get rich Republicans to pay their taxes.

Yeah me too! Walking past Washington square park and I was like, "wtf?"

@Lee Xiong please note that the majority of the country picked Hillary over Trump.

All she needs to do now is unite with Bernie. They would make such an awesome team!

Wait, how do you end up at a rally accidentally?

@Justin Barnes nope

HILARIOUS!! - made my day

"Its obvious when u think about it." Steve Martin

Or Yang

sonand sanford no not yang

What about Harris Abrams 2024.

As long as Bernie's the President and Warren is VP.

@@goldengripnurse6786 definitely not harris

Same

Proud Californian It’s like hitler pandering for Jews. Believe me my Mexican parents more than affirm their hatred of him.

Proud Californian apparently and idk how accurate this is but about 55% of people who support him were Hispanic. Yeah idk how accurate that is but in my American politics class our teacher showed us I think polls or approval ratings

Proud Californian so makes sense they are focusing on that demographic

Yet he said Hispanics come from shithole countries.

@buttdart83 why are you so angry? Flies only come around shitty stuffs.

😂

Thats because he has a medical condition called DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH!!!!!!

Stephen Allen-Warner like seriously just straight 💩 the flies are attracted to the scent of the secrident

@buttdart83... I assume you support Trump to the point of your life...but you have no damn right to tell anyone to kill themselves ....that just shows how poorly you value life. Please reconsider your thoughts and then bring them out, don't just throw it out without thinking.

Imagine being black or latino and supporting him

@@jbusa6630 Yes exactly. After all he has said and done to persecute these races I do not understand the Latino support signs behind him?

@@andreamatheson5760 I hope they got paid really well for their dignity

answer: 💵💵💲💲💲

They’re getting paid to be there

The super rich always want more. That's what got them here in the first place, unless they inherited.

Thats like 2$ cut from each 100$ they shouldn't complain

@@lastchance1101 - But they do!!

That's cause you're thinking of it as if it were money. For billionaires, they already have more money than they could conceivably spend, so money becomes something to brag about. It's like the amount they have is the length of their penises. If someone told you that you were going lose 1mm off your penis length, would you be okay with it? Even though it wouldn't actually affect your life in any real sense.

@@Karajorma wayment....my penis...i need every mm i got.

I actually know a few people that were upset over this. People are dumb.

@@michaedove3562 -- I really don't think the light from newer bulbs was as good (not good-looking, just not as bright), but either they've improved the bulbs or my eyesight's improved.

the old lightbulbs are better then the new one ..you dont need a control gear and you can recycle it..the new one are hazardous waste

@@morsetsk ...........WHAT? That's not at all true. LED bulbs are so much longer lasting and energy efficient, and there's nothing hazardous about them. What's next, wind turbines cause cancer?

*applause from the brainwashed audience*

Hahaha good one 🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍

I'm pretty sure he will visit one once his immunity is gone.

Question is....why wouldn`t you wanna save power and money on jails???

Plus that Orange jumpsuit will blend in with his face

Saving energy with new lightbulbs, good thing. Cars that get 20 more miles to the gallon, not a tiny amount. trump is living in the dark ages.

@Ivy 2 of those things are definitely true.

He does some pretty good crowd work tbh

Haha

The light bulb skit certainly proves your point

@@Winteramen not really.. he does it in a very simple way. It's called pandering LoL

Trump: I love the Hispanics who look so white, you can't tell they're Hispanic.

@Gunman610 Absolutely. Just proving his racism MORE. I'm white and disgusted by his racism. It astounds me when I see anyone brown or black on his side. Rich white dudes and poor ignorant white dudes are his main base, understandably. The rest confound me. Women too. As a woman I'm also angry at any woman who will vote for a "pussy-grabber." Most of this really highlights the poor level of education in our USA. Dems too love stupid voters and noone's teaching critical thinking and civics any more.

hilarious

if you noticed all of them look white so thats really why they vote for him

@Vida Hasselburg, well said but the Latino has their own plans they know what good for them. For me know no one I mean absolutely no one will call me or my people rapist and all kinds of names not once but every day and give them my vote. Just me.

Trees for Chainsaws!

😂😜😂

Warrens career is based on corruption. She lied about being native American to get a 6 figure job at Harvard

*orange flesh*

A lot of flesh

🤭

🤘

Isn't there a funny conspiracy about Hilary having a fly around her making her the devil? I guess the same rules do not apply to 45.

@@_xancurse_12 why you talkin bout Hilary? She isn't even the president lmfao

Lmfao

Cutting down Education kicks in

I ask myself that question everyday. It’s a national disgrace.

Russians.

He lost by the largest margin ever in the history of the United States.

@@moritze.2449 39 years of education cuts. This country is so fucked up.

Exactly! We need him out of the white house yesterday 🤦‍♀️😫😔

He always sounds like that! 😆

Yes, and 40% of the American people support him. This is disturbing.

Yeah and the worst part is he doesn't even drink (allegedly?!)

@@J.M.-nb4gw He puts his drugs up his nose.

Nothing he says means anything...it's all hot air. That mouth can't stop moving but there's no thought involved.

@@stinareed270 our president ladies and gentlemen smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

@@bkde9389 Welp he's the president for now, let's just enjoy his comedy

My theory: tetraethyl lead from gasoline in the air + Lead in the water

That's why he won 90% of the drug epidemic state because Zombies just agree with his BS.

K J because he actually cares about usa citizens. Democrats only care about ms-13 and other illegal alien scourge.

I was watching the clip with the sound off because I can't deal with him talking any more. I recommend it for this clip, because you can really focus in on the blonde woman in the bottom left who has this huge smile that just gets more and more fixed as he goes on.

Will Pack why because your cognitive dissonance.

No, I'm sure he'll tweet that out at 2 AM after hours of desperately trying to find a way to save face.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏👋

The flies are part of the crowd size.

F.R tho😂😂😂😂

Hey Chavistas used to said the US gave Chavez Cancer, so that wouldn't be the worst thing I heard

It's like "cows for slaughterhouses"

They are like white people supporting the Nazis, and forgetting all that the Reich and its fascist and German purity policy implied.

If you assume that every latino doesnt want border security and rules to be followed.....then I guess you could say facepalm....the reality is most Mexicans especially dont want open borders...theres a reason they came here.

same with the "women for trump" signs, like, girl no

@@DeliciousFood69420 You do know in order to get here they have to come across Mexico. Or did you think that Mexico is in Canada?

lmao!!!!

Obama was known as lord of the flies by right wingers because he attracted so many flies. Videos on youtube

Well played sir!🤭

And this fly wants it ALL haha 💩 😹

Howard Kerr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I suppoer Bernie too! Looking into Warren.

Aruna Harpalani I respect Bernie but I support Yang and here’s part of the reason why: www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/08/22/andrew-yang-2020-president-profile-227631

Disclaimer: Not latino. But still Bernie supporter and consiering Warren...

Same here

Don't look at my username me too! And I have convinced mom and dad to support them too. 😁 🙌 Have a freshly 18 year old sister I need to convince now. Lol

GOD NO! Please, no, for the love of brown Jesus and tacos, don't put that image in my head!

I feel the same way. I'm like, "this isn't real, right? Shouldn't be be panicking? The man is unwell an no one seems to care much."

Do you really want to form that mental image?

@@Siathuan So you managed to miss the news of that statue of naked Trump that was briefly on public display in New York a few years back?

@@thatjillgirl I have no idea what you just wrote, which makes me suspect that whatever it was triggered my perception filters. My doctor tells me to limit my exposure to possible Sanity damage, so I always keep the perception filters active while browsing.

Well, he's a Fox News commentator, so given the crowds that turn up at Trump rallies, I think he expects them to know the name.

We know🤦🏽‍♀️

Democrats know. Republicans don't even watch their president. 🙄

We know. Thanks for pointing it out. Duh

Yup...it's a joke and he's a turd

Let me guess...that’s a quote by al-Baghdadi, the ISIS leader. Or is it Ayman al-Zawahiri?

revspikejonez look at the statistics... You are blind to reality www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/02/24/2020-hispanic-voters-donald-trump-225192

Trump is literally responsible for the death of those people shot up in that Wal-Mart in El Paso. It's literally insulting to see that go down.

@@oswaldosaenz2083 Yeah alot of my friends were also dumb enough to vote for him. Cause they thought making money and leading people were the same thing. He basically killed all those people in El Paso. Learn how to think bro.. you know, for yourself

@@LiveNiceness14 Humans have free will and are not responsible for other people's actions

@@vilecrocodile9171 but they influence like a cult

Nope, I don't have to wonder, I know they are! 🤣

Perfect example of libtars with 2 brain cells right here. No wonder Trump won and gonna win.

Yes they are, third world style of politics

The girl with the grey hat & dirty blonde hair on the top left of trump looks so geniunely uncomfortable

they don't even realize when he's talking bad about them. Probably many if not all of them aren't even going to get any benefit from him cutting the taxes for the wealthy but they cheer for that anyway morons

Thier being paid I'm sure

Concepcion Azure Even with being paid that still hurts my heart to see those people supporting the one argument that white republicans have that “he’s not racist, look there’s Latinos standing behind him at his rallies!” You can’t put a price on betraying your people, your community ( especially in New Mexico) and your ancestors.

Why the latinos laughing at trump....lol

30% of Latinos voted for Trump lol. Try switching from these left leaning sources for a minute and you’ll see why.

I guess they forgot that Trump regularly complains that people didn't work hard enough and then refuses to pay them.

I'd imagine the check bouncing like every other check going to a contractor dumb enough to work a Trump property.

If it's coming from trump you already know it won't. That guy has been ripping people off for decades.

they aren’t even hispanic if you look closely, just tan people. the others with the latinos for trump shirt are obviously white. they chose placement for the events who will be seen on camera. maybe the women but i don’t think so

One chic is crying and trying not to show it

Not surprised. Bernie had one with 30k in New York in 2016.

ScootMagoot46: Either Warren or Sanders will do, admirably. If they'd team up, they'd be unbeatable, even though they diverge at times. Civilized discourse, anyone?

@@ingridwheeler3180 Yes to Warren. No to Bernie.

Bernie's crowd in NY was bigger than Warren's. No to Warren and Yes to Bernie. #GiveThemHellBernie #BernieSanders2020 #BernieOurLastHope

Yang Gang 2020! Bernie or Biden too old for 4/8 years.

There is a small segment of any group which just worships fame, good or bad.

right? wtf

I agree.

I know a lady that she was illegal for a long time and got her paperwork a few years back thanks to her husband and they are both Latinos and for some reason they are hardcore Trump supporters. She hates immigrants and all this other bull crap when she herself was illegal for years.

Victor M. Cisneros that’s fucking disgusting

We're gonna ride the escalators! Lalalalala

Morty Sanchez trump 2020!

@@coolmoongoose2105 Fuck Trump America voted against him in 2016 We hate him even more now (My comment was a reference to an old standup joke by Trevor, one of his best)

Same!

@@kendomyers don't bother. He's like a spoiled child screaming something ridiculous for attention

Dee Lee "Hiss-PANIC"

Dee Lee 😒ya it’s obvious

The way he says "Hispanics" sounds like an ignorant drunk uncle talking about "the Orientals."

kgirl right!! 😆

Yeah, his incoherent rambling never amounts to anything anyway. The dude’s even more dishonest than he is stupid.

I wouldn't waste brain cells on it.

@Rem 68 Pussy ass bitch like your false Messiah president.

I'm sorry to hear that

​@Smart Cookie I believe you meant "Taken" Took is the simple past tense of take, while taken is the past participle of take. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I don't really care about grammar. Possibly because it was kinda obvious, not to be rude. EDIT: But yeah nah, that's not her scene lol. Plus it was a surprise party. Imagine me saying "hey mum, instead of coming home tonight... on your birthday... why don't you go to the casino". I think she would have figured out something was up

hello i am mongolian

Not with those bone spurs.

Why didn’t Elizabeth Warren take her former colleague to court? She didn’t want to “Sioux”

like he could run lmao ;D

@@MajorHenryL. Oh Pocahontas 😂

Do you also have a problem with Muhammad ali not serving or where you for the Vietnam war?? Trump had 5 deferments, 4 of those were for being in college. The 1 to question is the "heel spurs," which are protrusions caused by calcium buildup on the heel bone, made him unfit for service. This one you could have question as bs. Hell i could believe it to be a lie. But unless proof is found its just hearsay. Draft dodger could apply to a huge number of people in the course of vietnam war, about 15.4 million men received deferments, were exempted or disqualified. In contrast to those millions, the government charged 210,000 people with draft violations, ranging from burning their card to refusing to serve or fleeing the country. Draft deferment wasn't uncommon during the Vietnam era - but it frequently benefited a specific group of young men, particularly those who had the means to afford a college education. Young men could typically avoid the draft by being in college, getting married, having children, or being diagnosed with a medical condition that made them unable to serve.

I'll sign that.

Garbage? Shit?

@@ianfindlay865 Correct!

250 pounds of racist manure

💩

Every time he opens his jackhole, the bugs come a flyin.

Of course not. To him they're all Mexicans

@@jbusa6630 No....to him they are all NON-white people, and therefore not even in the consideration for 2nd class citizenship.

@@howardkerr8174 give him some credit. He knows 5 races. White, Black, Mexican, Muslim, Chinese. Based on your appearance and color, he'll group you in to one of those

@@howardkerr8174 but yes you are correct.

Neither do I, can you please explain the difference.

Currently, various asset owners are not even paying that much.

Anyone who makes that level of income probably doesn't only make 50 million and one dollar. For the 51st million they make, that one extra million generates 20k of tax. That's a lot compare to nothing at all.

@@oliviahliang compared to nothing, it's something. compared to an extra one million dollars on top of 50 million, it's nothing.

It's *because* it's modest that it's more likely to pass. There would be far too much pushback with anything higher. And just that modest tax will really add up.

Better than nothing.

Mangodone

😂😂😂😂

What's the scrabble joke referring to?

Meanwhile, Trump couldn't win with a cheat sheet. lol

Trump thinks a dictionary is just a compilation of dick pics. So his dictionary looks like a bag of Cheetos.

Dan D I love this lol

Especially the one to left.

@@wordforger LOL, she looks lost.

Julian Birch Mainly her lol.

@αlιуαн Rofl, Bernie Sanders got chased off stage by two obese black women and lost the nomination.

Trump attracts people who vote and put America first. Bernie attracts fat black women haha

Can't stand Bernie. Warren 2020!

@@tonilharmon exactly.. i like candidates that say on live tv that they will take super pac money and dark money... i like when they are honest to my face that they will take bribes.. its kinda kinky

sparrows ...lol stft u dumb shit

Thx ion had to waste my time to look that junk up

Lol i though that it was because wasps are yellow? and Trump and the Mexican guy were blonde too? im dumb

Kind of makes you wonder why that word is so immediately ready in his vocabulary

@@JesseColton What's wrong with that? It's vaguely derogatory but it's essentially a common term.

@Rem 68 You don't have to be a fan of the Democratic party to be a person who rejects Trump.

It's a belief system. They brainwash each other into thinking that the only way to truly love America is to vote R. To them it's an existential fight between good and evil, so anything that shows a Republican president in a negative light must obviously be vile trickery distorting facts out of proportion. Oh, and all democrats are lie machines who seek to ruin the nation (just ask Rem 68). This all gets traction because people love to be a part of a hero fantasy. If they just vote hard enough the white knight will ride in and save lady liberty from all those unwashed masses. Isolationism, scarcity mindset, and fearful overreaction to any hint of contamination by impurity (illegal immigration, viruses, flies, or any idea that doesn't match their own). To the poor republicans it is all about pushing out the impure, and anything else is small potatoes. I'm not saying that they are all racists, but racism is in that crowd trying to stir up mob mentality.

Yiu come sit with tabby here for 20 minutes and then you will understand. Watch that hot pile of steaming sh!t tabby's mom before your very eyes and see how she gets bees to do that thing they do with flowers when they go up to her and around thinking they are collecting nectar. And with that obvious foul stench she comes with watch then how she convinces people of high qualifications such as doctors, specialists, teachers all the way up to preachers think that she is such and innocent flower .. to then be lead by her off the cliff and down into obnoxious stupidity. Trump is anchovies in comparison to tabby Mom.

Jessica Reed amen to that if they vote for him again it’s just like you deserve everyyything that its coming to you😂

I concur

Latinos for Trump...😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Replace "may" with "will" and then your statement is true.

They need to put a disclaimer, i want my braincells back 😔👊

I skip them lol.

Right!! That boy in that background was yelling his ass off when he said that as if😂😂😂

Cause Republican messaging is incredibly effective with stupid people. It's no secret that the reddest states are also near last in education so all Republicans need to do is call it "death tax" and all the dumb Republicans are like "I don't wanna be taxed for dying!" It's why open borders is so effective. It's simple and easy to understand. But when you ask for a Republican to name a single Dem for open borders, they can't. The messaging is more powerful than the truth.

Haha! We made a parody song about Trump trying to "apologise" for everything bad he's said about women and Mexicans. Have a look

LOL

Like your face!

@@susaningle16 you do know his profile picture is Danny Devito, a hollywood actor?

@@susaningle16 Derrrrrp. GoOd OnE sUsAn.

@@millionairemindsetpronto And a damn handsome one at that.

@@notsure1969 yeah boi

Slim Lancaster But for Trump's essence, I think Trevor tops him. 3:49.

That was the best joke 😂 but it flew under the radar

"casual recial slurs". Most people can relate - sadly - to something like that. LMAO

And now make him the president of the US...

Trevor is that dude. Much love. Keep blazing these hypocrites 🔥 with Hell's fire.

I thought Kermit was into sipping tea on a rainy day while pensively looking out the window.

I was thinking the same

it reminds me of liza on demand

Tessara Bennett. One day pay...union group..got to be high $20-30.00 HR.

Nobody is paying them I am Mexican but after they get papers they want to make sure not everybody gets to the top

Tessara Bennett. A days wage..if not can loose there job...its a scam ..by Trump his friend ,,owes these companies.....need send Trump..to..Prison.

If they did fox wouldn't air it. 2 is the maximum.

There was a bus full, but the Access Hollywood driver started grabbing them by the p*ssy.

😂😂 they should at least got tan before they give them the sings 😂😂

they always got that one that is willing to stand behind him

They're all white Hispanics.

What the entire hell was he talking about. I heard no discernible message. My God 🤦🏽‍♂️

card hutt trump all the way

card hutt trump/kobach 2020

@@coolmoongoose2105 Wtf is Kobach

Considering Warren basically stole Bernie’s whole platform and then marketed herself as the “plans” candidate like a “proud capitalist” would, Bernie should be at the top of the ticket. He built this movement and these are all his ideas.

card hutt bro I’m a kid so chill but off I could vote I’d vote trump or whoever ran republicans because y’all liberal dumba$$ trying to let illegal immigrants into the country and people from my area die because of that

He's racist. And after 50 years of their "Southern strategy" of deliberately wooing white racists, racism _is_ the Republican Party these days.

Maybe Biden is the Bart Simpson in that prediction. He'd just go to the Chinese and be like, "come on man. you used to be cool."

@@cautiouslyhopeful oh god i loved that line by bart, and it worked lol "china still cool"

@@cautiouslyhopeful kkkkkk that is the best shiiiiiit I heard today.

I hope so.

Exactly! I've been saying that forever!

True

Apt description for Trump supporters.

On top of the 60 they already pay? You know there's a line where too much tax isn't good for the economy right

Go look up what the US did historically.

@@watsonwrote you could just save us the time and post a link if you're serious

@@pranav3848 You sure about that? Rich people know how to get out of paying high taxes. Close the loop holes and make it fair. You are wrong for your statement.

@@s.rob.5482 No I m not wrong. Open an economics textbook. Close the loopholes, yes but taxing a person beyond a point is either going to prevent someone from starting a company and creating thousands of jobs or drive the person out of the country, which is counterintuitive.

@ihazpowrz for his great big hands!

He doesn't have a licence

@Eric Larkin dude he dun even kno how to close an umbrella

They're a bunch of dumb coconuts

Star Cherry I am if you are. Because I wanna vomit every time my eyes wander to it.

But did you notice the one on the left and how disinterested she was in his entire speech? Totally paid to be there.

Chris 2000 because they disagree with you. You seem to be intolerant and dumb.

Star Cherry trump 2020!

People have a hard time imagining anything they didn't live through. It sounds like an unlikely utopia to me, a bit far fetched; but there it was, just a short time ago.

A million was like a billion today though.

@@misterhat5823 if only we could do that to the billionaires that would pay for a lot

Republicans love cutting education making America dumber, so they can keep an idiotic base who'll vote against their own interests.