Watch out, it's a COMEDICALLY SLOW Bazooka. 

Greetings ancient one

You know what I'm about to ask

Yeah, its super funny 👍 🟥

I love this video

My mailman liked this video

Bro this is so good

I though they were going to make their tank explode before the rocket reach them... or missed them ^^

bro wtf is your profile picture

Your profile picture

YOU.

"and GG!" - a certain bazooka trooper

The ultimate disrespect from the rocket

BARBARIANS!

@@dariozanze4929 OH NO

800 MS is actually fast You should have said 0.08 ms

@commander of unknown origin indeed

LMFAO I DUNNO, BUT IT'S VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty sure he sound proofs his room

@@theeinqusition1 you can't really sound proof a room. The only thing that can help with soundproofing are thick walls. Other than that you can only make a room echo-less

@@therealjanczareq4355 or you can record when neighbours are at work

I thought they were about to bat it out of the air with the barrel lol

@@anunprofessionalfrog1180 dude that would have been gold.

Joseph

@@EvilrobotAMJOSEPHA JOOSTAAR

"OOH MYY GOOOOOOD!!" -Josephu Joestaah

Underrated

That rhymes

Suspenseful lethal ominous weaponry is actually a really damn good one, i like it

It's better than the last one "Super Hazardous insidious tormentor" anti tank

@@jayinghoy-zi8sm i see what you did here

"Wouldn't that make it fall down?" "Yeah but this thing has some black magic shit going on so it doesn't" "Can't enemies just... avoid it?" "This thing creates such an immense kind of primal fear that it sends them backwards instead or locks them in place"

"Shoot the rocket" "We can't" "Why is that?" *"it has plot armour"*

*88 milimeters per hour*

@@thewafflegamer6152 *88 mm per decade*

ah yes. 88 meters per minute.

I mean they aren't many swear word in Japanese

@@thefurrydoc3069 it’s the words and speech structure that made it extremely polite.

@Vegas Not really a thing you can do. Unless you're Japanese, or you're married to someone Japanese. But I'm sure it'll be worth the effort.

@Vegas Depends, are you rich?

@Vegas tbh that country is crap, all you see from the outside is the nice, clean surface

I think I should follow the goat bc he knows Japanese, and Im learning Japanese too

wait thats him speaking japanese????

It remind me of the slow, homing briefcase of hitman 2...

I mean... Get out of the tank or something...

Air to air missiles can launch from 70 km away and the radar warning receiver can scream for a couple minutes before the missile reaches Sonar operator can hear torpedo launch and its propeller slowly coming towards them but still slightly faster than the target ship

Happy CIWS noise

@@marcoaledo7379 ikr

*LAMO* true XD

lamo 💀

BARBARIAAAN

@@amitpatil1001eng auto tl: long time

When anyone speaks Japanese, their vocal range is completely fucked. Hoot has a typical low voice, but when so spoke Japanese, he has a middle-high-ish tone. So, speaking Japanese gives you the power to change your voice.

*_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_*

and it seeks top armour, for highest damage

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 TIL FGM-148 Javelin is an evolution of experimental AT rocket prototypes for M1 Bazooka built back in 1940s

It also appears to be flying backwards before flipping back.

goofy ahh rocket

Same

What Japanese accent

@@Metablex Well its no American accent, I think we can all agree

the fact their trying to shoot the rocket or something

japanese LANGUANGE. Finnish accent.

All polite bus drivers are also battle hardened warriors, the truth was in your face all along. Mike Tyson is polite, think about it.

@@SaltyFrank tell me about it. I would be surprised if my bus driver didn't drink because of us

@@thatgaycat​​⁠Unrelated, is your banner meant to be the tripods from H.G Wells’ War of the Worlds? Or I might just be entirely wrong.

-200% speed would just make it go backwards at full speed

-No random crits!

@@JustAnOwl3203 so glad it's fair and balanced.

+ making crew shit their pants

Pomson 6000 projectile: am I joke to you?

I mean his Rs sound completely foreign though.

@@kakahass8845 Too heavy or too light?

@@VerdeMorteWow RU-vid really forgot to notify me huh? Anyway "Heavy or "Light" are too vague, the sound he makes for "R" is a bit hard to pin down exactly but it's definitely an approximant (A sound made by bringing 2 mouth parts close together but not so close they cause friction) while the Japanese /r/ (despite having many pronunciations) is usually a tap [ɾ] made by quickly using the tip of the tongue to tap right behind the teeth while exhaling. Also while listening to this again while trying to figure out his realization of the /r/ phoneme I realized he pronounces "やってみます" (Which is a rough, informal way of saying "To do" followed by a polite suffix btw) as "やってんまえ"

@windrose5988 Wow, someone learns to speak fluently, gets compliments from native speakers, and then some immature know it all a-hole decides he knows more than the people that speak it naturally. What a d0uchebag...

Either Hoot was extremely *lazy* when making the Japanese section of the script, or the polar opposite. I guess we'll never know.

@@benjoffe948 Probably both. It might have been for comedic affect.

@@benjoffe948 The fact that he learned any Japanese at all was not lazy.

probably since google translate uses keigo

"Oh no" translated as 大野 ("large field" - pronounced ōno) made me laugh too.

Comically slow rocket

comically large D O N G

There's a spoon?

@@paulneilson4106 There's no spoon.

@@kane-111 sad face.

Its even better when you realize that before he raised his eyebrow he said you're gay-me.

And not to mention that there's a vineboom when he rases his eyebrow. (I am a mistake)

Not to mention, it had a vine boom sound

I think it's an American, not a "person".

​@@nickkorkodylas5005wdym by that?

*scouted the area ahead with binoculars and doesn't see anything* looks clear... *Drives up enough to expose turret for a second and a solid shot round rips through my breach and held my turret crew* FHSJENSKIRBBRURH then proceeds to have the SLOWEST REVERSE GEAR KNOWN TO MANKIND

First javelin

I was expecting the rotating cannon would hit the round as it was a baseball bat

@@ParabellumHistory same lol

@@ParabellumHistory 😂😂😂

we need more people like you hahahaha that can thank their entertainers and be gigachad!

Why not straight 5$ instead of 4,99$?

Same, GG

I don't think that word *_means_* what you *_think_* it means.

yea

Ok verified!

That's the beauty of the slow rocket, knowing it is after you instills such a primal fear in you that all reason leaves your body.

But we never know are there more slow 50 caliber machine guns or slow M1A1 bazooka down the road or maybe even some slow M4A3 75

@@T--madefromstalinium oh my god ur so right

You can see it curve upward and hit a weaker part of the armor when it reaches the tank Does that mean its a tracking anti tank missile? If so its even more horrific. Its coming and theres nothing you can do to stop it.

That's not saying much...

@@fortcrafterbossbehold9027 you’re right haha… oh you’re right….

BARBARIANS-

@@milicija7238 ***EXPLOSION***

Joseph Joestar

But with the same vocal intention as Joseph Joestar xD

I gotta admit it, I was hearing all the dialogue and just thinking "Damn, he got every kanji good pronunciated... Except the Oh no, but anyway"

@@johannes8637His ラ行 though...

As a learner (バカ外人), his pronouncing the particle は as "ha" confused me right away. Thank goodness, he added subtitles. x'D それは何ですか？ Sore *wa* nandesuka? His audio: それ花ですか？ And using 私たち instead of 俺ら sounded a smidge odd for panicking soldiers, but 大野 was a friggin' great pun! x'D 死ぬほど笑うさ！このビデオは本間楽しかった！w (僕はペラペラじゃないんだけどなぁ…)

"OH NO!!!" 😆😆😆

Might have actually worked too 😂

Death before dismount!

Better use those 50 seconds to think up a sad backstory for yourself. Survival chances up 67% by!

Step 3 alternative: it follows you and there is no escaping it

@@thearcheovistofsolkeeperof6326 MGH Missile. Menacing Guided Horror Missile.

Y e s

indeed

hehehe 70th like

HOME RUN

SAME😂😂

Honestly, driving a japanese tank in WW2 was practically the same as being on foot

@@shikikankillzone4239 which is funny b/c the guy was on foot.

With the real rpg, you probably never would have known what hit you. With this thing, not only is your death a brutal one, but you get to see it coming for like 30 seconds in advance. *Yikes.*

sam?

It's not an RPG, dummy. It's an FPS.

Thanks 👍

​@@Hoot I love how they exploded in a funny way and die horribly

@@dietznuts222???

Better than the mcu. Its the HCU 😂

Exactly 😂

Yeah, but he's saying it like someon that got knifed in gun game because it's a slow anti tank rpg. Ever seen one? *(Whistle BOOM)*

To be fair, the bullets weren't being aimed terribly well.

@@superdupergrover9857 the power of fear tactics

Hes made another video called bread book too

Tonkor or the Zar

Grataka rivens are the best for that Massive damage massive fire-rate MASSIVE reload time... You go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Then spend half a minute reloading

Without a doubt

agreed

I mean, it is kinda spring powered... the others all have rockets

realistically its very effective, plus the fact that its powered by a spring means it doesn't use any propellant of such, its silent, and most of all you could use it as some makeshift low range mortar, but gamewise in battlefield v its pretty okay, it does its job, bit of a learning curve with the velocity and tbh I'd take any launcher other than the PIAT but still it does the job and ngl it looks cool so f*ck it

@El Cactuar that's whats got you so hung over, you do know I just used slang terms like ngl, tbh, and outright swore but no you are hung over the fact I spelled it's "its" like bruh this ain't no college essay we casual here not formal, so take that grammar correcting naz1 in you to the war crime trials so your brain can finally be freed from the concentration camps of extreme focus

The PIAT also makes for a decent adhoc Mortar in BFV.

@El Cactuar You're being an A right now, you know that?

what games lol

@@turtaittifaki3540 halo

Pvz GW1 and 2