Watching Jonah, A VeggieTales Masterpiece 

I'm allergic

Let me guess this is a reference to the video that isn’t out yet?

Can y'all unblock me from the discord server @the salaminzer

If you do another one of these, please do LarryBoy and the Fib From Outer Space.

Did you pin and like your own comment?

And that’s why you’re a ghost

Hypnotic Skull r/cursedcomments

S.R.C Some Random Commenter I’ve been waiting for this my entire life

Hypnotic Skull I’m posting it

Hypnotic Skull I’ve posted it

its a crime they didnt show the scene tbh

True

Savagely true

Ooh ooh

I literally have to go look up the song every time I finish this video, it still slaps.

It was literally a specific creature God made for that exact moment, which explains why Jonah was able to survive

That's legit, but also imagine if it was a dinosaur fish that was so big the Hebrews legit were like, "... Nah man, that's too big for a whale"

@@kellydean3456 As far as I'm aware, whales are some of the biggest animals to ever exist (that we know of), and the antarctic blue whale is *the* largest.

Wrong, it translates to big fish, giant is spelled anak so yeah

Gal Gadot? Jonah and the Wonder Woman

Weed eater.

@@Apollo_Vanron (Me laughing very hard)

Larry:now dats funny! Bob: *d a t d o s e n t m a k e a n y s e n s e*

French peas: *launch a Salad Shooter* Larry, Pa and Mr. Lunt: *Shocked Tom the Cat faces*

Dargonhuman was

Children: Do it! You won't! You won't!

Yeah but in all fairness little kids really be like that tho

gen z do be like that

@Annistar *i w i l l s e n d u s t o J e s u s*

“Do it, no balls.”

I am the *sauce*

@@lambsauc324 I FINALLY FOUND YOU ITS BEEN 20 YEARS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN- 😭😭😭

@@wolfbakugoukatsuki547 lurking in the shadows of your cabinet behind the seasonings

i think he wants ranch

I think his name is actually Brandon

Sounds like The Muppet Movie, basically.

I would’ve loved to see that!

That's a win of a reference!

Dargonhuman I SECOND THAT

"Man, the Jonah video was hilarious, I wonder if they'll do another one." *COUGH*

“Allow us to introduce ourselves”

OK But they better not laugh.

True

True

Accurate

The Accuracy

Junior: Do it you disappointment and end our pain

As the series tagline said: “Sunday morning values! Saturday morning fun!”

I’m 25 and I still go back and watch veggie tales from time to time just for nostalgia

It was 5am when I first watched this video and I remember immediately flipping myself onto my stomach and muffling my laughter into a pillow when I first heard it because I wasn’t suppose to be awake and my parents were in the bedroom sleeping next to me. Highschool was fun-

You lived in your high school?

I know, it was a joke lad

You lost it? Well Go find it

666 likes

I remember hearing that haha

I love how they did that

Remember he played the Monical

that commentary was peak comedy

Wow I had the VHS. I feel old now and I'm 20.

Sure.

That was actually something that the producers talked about while this was in development; they intended to revamp the design scheme to be more coherent while still keeping the squash-'n'-stretch animation techniques from the earlier segments.

As kids are

Why have you made every word capitalized

IHHEITMISOEEFJHIAGM

People who capitalize every word should be sent to Pluto.

That Guy hol up

I do

@@redstoneofaja5452 well you also helped a pretty shady guy transcend into the ultimate lifeform so idk if i can trust you very much.

@@1goodnoodle255 bro he stole me

@@redstoneofaja5452 idk, still pretty sketchy, you are pretty lucky that there american is a expert in the field of crashing planes.

@@1goodnoodle255 luckily he wasnt in 2001

The animation part is cute

(Hysterical laughing) The tail? The tail? It’s the tale. Say it right. It’s Simpson’s reference one case your wondering

And there’s a ‘cursed image’ of Larry in pants and he has actual legs and it’s really bad picture quality

I’m sorry, the veggietales version of W H A T

Please give me the name of this I have never seen this and now I really want to see it

@@JNSStudios The name of the segment is "Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly," and the name of the episode is "A Snoodle's Tale."

OH???? I NEED TO SEE THIS! CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE A LINK TO THAT PLEASE???

Oh god. XD

Perfect

This needs more likes. Everyone, go on their alt account. I want this to be in the TOP COMMENTS

@@NotABumbleBee I don't have one, sorry! But I liked everyone's comments

@@thx4chrckingin Same here ✌🏾

XD 😂😂

Sam T I’m 19 and I still love Vegggietales

@@gmg9010 I said few, we both are two of those few

Sam T agreed

Absolute chad!

Define “few”.

Dr. Rank this needs to be a full song

@@fandomphilanthropist9393 I've already got the first verse!

I was thinking something similar. I guess we're all pirates now... "That's got to be the best pirate I ever seen." "So it would seem." *person in lazy-boy literally doing nothing while epic PotC music plays*

Well, I can’t travel the world And let all the plans unfurl And I can’t visit friends away from home And I can’t travel to theme parks Or school to pick up smarts But I am able to Zoom anytime from home (My contribution for the song)

And I'm.... Sick of staying 6 feet And always staying sterile I've Waited 3 years for 2 weeks to flatten the curve total I'm addicted to streaming TV And I'm fed up with face diapers And getting education through Zoom Calls

That’s gonna happen sometimes remember conviction if from God condemnation is from the devil if your guilt is pushing you away from God and not towards him to repent isn’t from God

@@chefxhyrule242 da heck you tryin to say? not angry, just curious

@@lancehayford4593 he's trying to say that you can't let guilt push you away from God, Jesus died to forgive our sins, we should never get away from God out of guilt, in fact, you should do the exact opposite, we should ask God for forgiveness, ask for help so we can change our ways and become better people, and get as close to him as possible, if you stop praying, going to the church, or getting away from God out of guilt for something you did, you're doing exactly what the devil wants, don't let the enemy win, if you made a mistake, ask God for forgiveness and for help to imrpove as a person, then try your best to be the best version of yourself, of course you can't be good all the time, but i know you can be a wonderful person in general and help a lot of people, God bless all of you and everyone who reads this message and have a nice day

@@redparrotgaming8060 thank you man, that was very helpful of you. 😄

@@lancehayford4593 you're welcome bro

You thought you were at TOASTER

Do you prefer poking or non poking 😏?

@Oscar 👁👄👁

@@oscarramirez2697 HA!

Yes I still find myself laughing at him

“Aww, you don’t have to do that. We’ve got a plank! You can just walk off!” Funniest line ever

@@josiahgarber3761 Facts

W e e d e a t e r

He sounds like Brak almost.

Who knew that non-kosher animals were unclean in more than one way?

I'm pretty sure that Christian shows like VeggieTales are banned in China.

@@justaway_of_the_samurai I've seen an official Mandarin dub of the Hairbrush Song, though.

@@DrRank That doesn't necessarily mean it was played in China, just that the translation team made a dub.

Oh MY GOSH

Dmcd Games I agree!!

Fun fact, this was a song from the original movie, don't look it up though, just believe me

Oh yes

Freeced oh right...

Nah man you’ve got the wrong time it’s clearly at 5:19

I'm bob the tomato, and here's Lovecraft the cucumber!

@@anabominationagainstman3597 *unholy screeching*

That’s a cool fact

I like how they didn't listen because he had a message from God. They listened because Jonah survived being swallowed by the equivalent of their god.

@@TheHealerIzAwesome I like your name 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m glad I’m not the on,y one that heard that right 🤣

@@BenjaminDolphin ikr

this is true whenever you're sick

Love him or hate him, he be spitting some straight facts right there.

Uh oh! Giorno caught you sinning! *R U N*

Yes

Now we need a sequel to the sequel

Isaiah Garza yes yes we do

YES

@Isaiah Garza Kind of odd that they did Jonah and not The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, as Jonah is, in a way, the sequel, and its context is needed for certain jokes, like the cheese curls. Then again, I can't really blame them, because Jonah's nature as a sequel isn't really clear unless you watch both movies in the first place.

It’s amazing

It explains why they existed in both ancient AND modern times.

THEY SHOULD REACT TO IT😐

YO HO HERO-

I remember the song, but none of the lyrics

Don't eat bats Don't eat *bats* Don't eat _bats_ or *_bats_* or b a t s Stay away from all of -bat- A Message from the Lord

@Isaiah Garza Who knew a throwaway joke from a kids movie based on a Bible story would be so damn topical ten years later?!

That explains why my ex girlfriend washed her hands a lot... She cheated on me with a lot of guys...

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Stewicide

Nice seeing you here

Unfortunately they only did three and decided it was enough

Diego Yepes Yeah I want them to do The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

@@thx4chrckingin to be fair: people were probably bugging them way too much to do it.

Yayyy same😂

Tragic 😔

One could say it did a.. *stewicide*

Jude's computer committed Suave Shower Gel

it committed slip-n-slide

Sudoku

@ButtercupFan 01 They did, got bought, and Veggietales went down from there.

Weren’t they mislead about their budget from the higher ups?

@@gradientrotoscope457 Most of the later instalments were fine it became less about Christianity and more about movie parodies.

I heard that the animators started to get tired of working for the people who started it, for religious reasons, and the heads of the company had to keep hiring and rehiring more animators just to get the movie made, which pushed them way over budget, plus, the people who told them the budget had apparently been way to generous with their estimates, so the thing went so far out of budget it killed the company

Sean Jones so thats why now they dont make Veggietales movies anymore which is sad😭

Lmao

"you kids wanna meet Jesus?"

Vehicgable manstew

So does this mean that there are canonically drugs in the VeggieTales universe?

@@cyclops8238 W E E D E A T E R

@@therandomd2717That was perfectly timed

@@cyclops8238 Yes.

Can relate but the supirior quote is "Who says shes not as high as I'm going to be in 30 minutes?" -Jonah (TMC)

Reilly’s

Song title?

@@klebdapleb3928 big time rush theme song...

@@Scars.lifting thanks bro. Was driving me wild. There should be a law passed where you ne all songs used in your video.

@@Scars.lifting no offense to him, but I’m not entirely sure why he asked..

*headphones head.*

Jonah a Bop ngl

WHAT?!! I ONLY FOUND IT THIS MONTH!!!

I would often borrow this soundtrack from the library. When I was in middle school.

No the best character is the turban wearing caterpillar lmao (Un ironically though I think the pirates who don't do anything are not just the best characters in this movie, but their my personal favourite VegeTales characters in general.)

Even worse at 6:50 R.I.P. Pea

@@thx4chrckingin oh yeah, the animation is great but I think editing was what did them in

Alongside the Lyrick lawsuit and poor management

Whoa! Studio with no money!

@@alexanderharrison3912 XD

@@alexanderharrison3912 Holy shit this comment is top tier

holy heck i got hearted with zero likes

Timestamp pls

Sleepless Studios it starts at 16:59

@@Gen-ZChristian Thanks for doing what I kept forgetting to do

😂👍

What if the normal vegetables are just deceased sentient vegetables

I made a video on this subject a few years back. Them ain't veggies, partner!

he's a union non-animated pumpkin according to the commentary.

@Julie Lynch no he isn’t lol He started as a dhole which is a kind of wolf thing

Goofy is a cow

Ah! Maybe next time the if the dark lord scaryman unplugs the PC 🤔

What vegetable would Jude be

A beet. Idk

@@sheepeyoutube a slab of steak

No make him a bean

Yeah go and commit soup on the side if you have to!

*YES, BOB* *COMMIT VEGETABLE STEW, BOB*

Murder stir fry

Everyone: "END OUR SUFFERING!"

Y'all are hilarious!

😳

Yup

peak

hAve wE gOt a shOw for yOu

( *insert tuba* )

Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales! Veggietales!

@@saradaniela8713 Broccoli, Celery, Gotta be.. Veggietales!

l i m a b e a n s c o l o r g r e e n s b e e c h y k e e n s v e g g i e t a l e s

Lydi Bug Yesssssss

Gasp

VeggieTales is the only good Christian media

that's why I subbed

Same

He does such a good accent

Completely agree. Even as a non-christian now, I still find it enjoyable to watch, so I guess that goes to show how good the movie actually is. I had a lot of good memories watching this movie on VHS back in the day and I don't regret it one bit.

Same. Considering that I've watched shows that shoved down your throat. Like if I want to be preached to, I'd watch a sermon. lol

@@KatieRoseHere well I've been a christian my whole life but never preached it. I feel that everyone has their own beliefs and if someone wants to find god I believe it's best to do it on their own terms. Because If they do it on their own there's more meaning behind it rather than feeling forced into it

@@truecountry8915 I whole heartedly agree. I've also been a Christian my whole life. I was more referring to some movies that I watched where the message was shoved down the viewers throat and was not balanced with plot or character development. One pit fall I feel like a lot Christian movies fall into. Veggie tales is a really good example of Christian show done right. :)

I always loved watching the 3 or 4 Veggietales VHS’s that my church had in their library over abd over xD

Damn, no one appreciates Bren ;-;

Spot on, mate

I thought of Marvin the Martian-😂

OoOoOoOh!

*DeH PoCuPyN SpYk*

Yeas

@@evol5765 *NO MORE VEGETABLES*

Yes

Omg I love that movie so much

Oh boy