WATERTOK: The Strangest Community on TikTok 

Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol

omg literally

You can say the same thing about cocktails.

@@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough

Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...

Their friendship is so wholesome :D

@@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.

It’s so good😭😭😭

The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!

​@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!

I love her

Don't want to waste down the water!!!!

What's her tag?

She's the best

bloop bloop ✨splash✨

Like pineapples are so strong it would be great in water

But this requires planning ahead and doing things

It actually taste very bland, you’ll just get a diluted taste with most fruits

@@HC-nj3bs i think that's kinda the purpose, at the end of the day its JUST WATER. if you want something hydrating and that has a sweet taste just buy a carton of juice or something, don't just throw a packet or artificial flavour like you're putting chlorine into a pool 💀

Those ppl will consume everything that comes in packets instead of natural stuff

and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from

Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-

​@@aiecrypt"vanilla"

"Do you have vinegar flavor?"

help

Just add vodka! 😂

Literally this LOL

it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao

@@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀

@@shyers3667how??

Taco Bell with French Fries

Birthday cake, obvi 💀

Chick-Fil-A employee remains obviously 😌

Dying pterodactyl with dog shit and melted syrup obvi

Caramel - microwaved baby, obviously ☠️

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute

yeahh i just realised he corrected himself "give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth

agree dude i was crying laughing

what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING

@@ari_chap 25:28

danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao

Typical Danny He does that when his bones get squishy too

but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste

@@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.

⁠@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.

@@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.

​@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch

Water you tokking about?

Sonic birthday cake surprise lead water 💕

To be fair, looking into it apparently the vast majority of reusable water bottles/ cups have a lead pellet in the vacuum seal. They're not exposed to the water unless it's been damaged.

I thought it was spelt led lol

when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.

ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid

I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha

this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.

the primal instinct to make Potions.....

Perfect number for the comments topic

I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains

Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..

lmfao

@@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal

I was thinking the same thing. I get the worst migraines from artificial sugar. Especially aspartame

Real

i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are

I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.

​@@whisperwillows your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point

@@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?

i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice

That's what I've been thinking!!! 👍🏻🤣

was with a friend when we walked out of a shop and there was a drunk guy just jamming to his tunes on the side walk. my friend walked straight up to them and said with a straight face: "I envy you happiness"

Nah its fake happiness, most of them are hype for the camrea because appearing happy is more important

no literally you’re so right

I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies. Person is smart. People are stupid.

Ong I love watching them together

IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning. Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda. Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste. Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what. These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.

i like danny and drew better

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣

Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!

This is so creative 😂😂😂

@@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦‍♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again

The American Cancer Society says it’s safe in normal doses.

SAMEEE lmaoo

FR I LOVE REVISITING THIS VIDEO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ITS SO GOOD

valid

U guys good??

This is my first time watching this video, hope I like it as much as you guys Edit: LOL OMG Yeah i see it, this is iconic.

Lol

Right? 😂

Didn’t notice till he said something

I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...

Guess I'm not sane then 😭

HE TRUSTED YOU

His trust was misplaced.

I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭

sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down

he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD

coming out? 😨

​@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him

its just so…danny

@@Acegender it was a joke 😭

@@oliverbrown3772 oh lmao!! didn't catch that

No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.

@Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.

@@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.

@@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything

@@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is

Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh

OMG SAME

I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?

@@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️

@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me

right and now it's bothering me

TRUEEE Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j

You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)

same

Bobert

@@clariphone.8434bobert Bowney br

WHAT THEY DO?

@@Robynbuggbob is short for robert

Does he call Jarvis "Jarv"?

Omg 😂😂

Hot dog water... nice

Live and learn 😂😭

WHY

bro...😭

I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao

i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭

Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-

I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video

lol

Haha

That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE

hope you feel better soon! ❤

U good??

And they're husbands. Love it

I love that energy

drew was the kid videoing it

I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair

YEA

*the most nauseating

@@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …

Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it

@@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT

i turned awaw, i couldnt do it

Do you have a source for that? Because I couldn't find one

​@@bread8465I suspect it came to them in a dream

That's not true. It's not as hydrating but The water in soda and juice does still hydrate you, along with the other bad health effects.

This is not correct and I've yet to find any credible source that even suggests this. Your body digests any form of liquid as liquid. The chemical make up of solids and liquids are so vastly different that it's beyond stupid to claim your body would confuse them. Flavored water, even by artificial means, still hydrates you. It just also has a large amount of sugar, which is the actual concern. It's still primarily water, though. There's also things lik caffeine, which is a diuretic, which increases urine production that can lead to more dehydration. In short- flavored water is scientifically the same as regular water. It just has extra sugar and can make you pee more.

i don’t think it’s because it’s a ‘new’ drink, it’s just because of the outrageous amount of sugar, flavorings, and dyes in the powders and syrups they put in the water. that much icky fake stuff can make anyone nauseous

Ha! Nice danny reference

Fr most collabs fell forced

@@adahirgonzalez2185fr. They do, they have such a nice energy

@@adahirgonzalez2185 Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.

Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water". Substance? Or coincidence? YOU DECIDE

IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3

Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...

@@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers

@@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on RU-vid?

​@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty. also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤

YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝

True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe

Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!

Watery cake

nah bro u wilddd

but true

A 30 minute video on juice 🫡

​@@taylordeschenes1233 THANK YOU 😂

you should nick and danny’s on water if you haven’t!

😅🎉1😂

Annamarie forcino too

*cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*

Booooooooooo

@@secretudontknowNah

oh BROTHER this guy STINKS

@@tzarg MEMORIES

Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters

its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.

It’s koolaid

​@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water

People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee

I’m old, what’s an almond mom?

@@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”

​@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet

@@rach_laze thanks for explaining

@@evil-hag what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl

I did.

actually i knew that would happen

❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊😞😒😎🥸🤩😔😟🥳😏😕🤓🧐🤨🤪😜😙😚😋😋😛😝😘🥰🙂😍😍😇🙂😅🥰🤫😊🤥🤨🥵😓🤩🙄🥳🙄😒😬💩😶🎃😰👿🤥🥵👹😶🥴🤫🥴😬🤕😧

​@StupidUnderScore that's exactly how they felt while drinking these

Danny coming out with "Luigi time!" killed me.

That sounds like the name of a video essay. "Watertok: The Gentrification of Kool-Aid"

Perfectly said omg

i was looking for this comment, literally almost every single person on watertok is yt 😭

@@ivanayala9248 what does that have anything to do with this

​@-nightcore_shakira-5000 idk but they're all southern women who remind me of the ones I went to school with lol

I dare you to use the vodka bottle out of the house 😂😂😂

@@lordmysticlaw1991 I would. but i dont have a cap for it anymore.

He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark

I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.

As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it

More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.

The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British

I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines

Their poor kidneys

At this point im convinced their insides are blue

they maybe just like having green shit

the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077

:( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own

Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.

just hyper consumerism.

Should’ve called it drinktok

I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.

Omg they sound so chill I love it

Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform

I love r/hydrohomies

they are hella wholesome ngl

to to to*

AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!

the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest

It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man

@@Gustoberg hydrohomies*

It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume..... And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.

TRUE HAHAHA

Me and my bestie at a sleepover:

Same energy yess

Having friends sounds exhausting

@@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring

frfr this boyish silliness is my gender goals

Fr bro

@@blizzard_the_seal9863 real

fr 😭

Where’s Drew

it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩‍💻

The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃

This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average

USA has weird problems.

We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.

I would kill to have friends like them

Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard

no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn

no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭

I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*

And would honestly probably be healthier

I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅

@@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that

I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake... Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.

​@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂

Omfg the possibilities

Cleaurr naurr!!

EMMAR! THE CONDENSATION

CLEAURR WHAT DID YOU DAURR

AND THEY DID NONE

It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.

PREACH

Wtf are you talking about what are they removing

@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients

@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added

I’d go to ‘FlourishBar’ any time.

you should try the bartender spin sometime /j

ive rewatched that section at least 20 times

@@purgatoryproductions310/s*

all I could imagine was my dad doing the dainty spin as a buffalo wild wings bar tender

also funny enough, I drank stuff like this when I was quitting vaping because it tasted the exact same lmao.

I love them together it’s so funny and sweet they’re such pure friends

@@MaroonieBean Hope you've quit successfully by now :)

More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos!

I agree! After the MTV video they did together I was dying for another collab between them, Danny acts like such a kid around Kurtis and it's so cute