This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful 

KURTIS !!!!!!!!!

hiiii mister mayor kurtis

mayor 💝😍🤓

Kurtis…. what are you doing here

WE NEED YOU IN EUROPE

I’m so glad they did that because I would’ve been SO lost as to who is who. Thank God 😉

@@dinkybossim a twin to see me apart from my sis look at my very curly hair and darker skin lol

The dark evil messed up twin

i think he also mentions that they shouldn't use he/him pronouns for the reconciler bc they don't know their gender, i think they were just trying to paint him as a "left wing atheist" to make fun of him 😭😭

it’s like how doofenschmirtz doesn’t realize perry is perry unless he has the hat on. “twin brother? oh, BAD TWIN BROTHER😮”

You've hit the core of what makes a lot of Christian denominations dangerous places to grow up.

@@rwolfheart6580 Let's be honest tho, the vast majority of christians aren't actually christian anyway. They usually don't acknowledge THEIR wrongdoings while judging everyone else for how they live their lives.

God I've always hated that idea, I'm happy more people are pointing out just how cruel it is.

thats the kanye situation in a nutshell

its a religion dont say rude shit like this even if you dont like christians

"Bad twin": Frankly, this matter of me not going to church is a very black and white way of thinking. "Good twin": It's not black and white! *Proceeds to make a very black and white statement*

@@knuxtoastOFroblox “YOU’RE EITHER FOR JESUS OR AGAINST HIM” like I don’t love people in Christianity but Jesus seems like he was chill.

@@Lyddy-Draws I know, right? He was never pushy or forced people to believe. As far as I know, one doesn't have to go to church to be a believer according to the Bible (there are other ways to worship and one can't deny that there are many churches are pretty corrupted.) I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus hears the 'good' twin yelling this, would just go, "Dude, lay off your brother, will ya?"

@@LJCG777 ?? I thought I was saying that you don't need to go to church to be close to God? And if there's anything I can't stand more is people using their religion to prove how 'good and much better' they are than other people. If there's anything I learned from in and out of church is that people are jerks. No matter where you are sometimes...

@@KirbyIsCute legit though. Pretty sure Jesus would not approve of a lot of Christian churches right now

"It isn't A or B, you're either A, or B!"

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”

it isn't just good movies and bad movies, sometimes you get a movie like Saw and sometimes you get a movie like The Reconciler

'Are you sure that you aren't the co writer?'

@@lucid5393q

the fact that he didnt even use a throwaway account is driving me insane

How can he even do that when we can so easily see that it's him, no shame at all OR no brains rather. Wtf is wrong with this guy....

@Chad 007 Bots are a F plague!! Holy s**t only on this video there are multiple accounts repeating multiple comments. And why so people Like these? I saw some with 5 and 10 thumbs up on other videos: thumb them down!!!

Chad move ngl

imagine if ryan gosling or margot robbie did that for barbie 💀

​@@burningpileofshakespeareanthey'd be right to

The writer/creator of Saw is in the movie

​@sproductionsinc yeah but he gets shot then is left to Rot in a bathroom then gets suffocated with a bag

I’ve watched this video countless times and I could only make out “look at me” so this comment is a godsend (pun intended)

​@@zestysword it says good and evil keeps him company.

I played it on .5x speed and that seems right

I managed to make out the sentence when he sat down: "I was talking to my Dad over the holiday, ya know"...... The next part is a crap shoot: "_, _, _, God is not dead " -? That next sentence, I only caught the "good and evil"

to original post: if that's what he says I am even more confused

I am going to run away from home

@MrMarvel1991 wtf

@@julietoulie6487 it is a joke. I am saying saw at home so bad that I would from home

The fact this could possibly happen-

Honestly, what were they thinking? You have this deeply violent and morally repugnant account of some dude with a superiority complex brutally torturing anyone who fails to meet his own personal moral standards framed in a story that constantly tries to present him as an objective arbiter of justice even though in reality he's an inconsistent, hypocritical and sick little sociopath who gets off on his work, and who thankfully doesn't actually exist outside of his own fictional story? I mean, how did they possibly think they'd be able to take all that Christian stuff and turn it into a Saw movie?🤔

I think that’s a minor plot point in danganronpa v3 lmao

​@@JaraelMoonsilver seeing a danganronpa reference in 2023 gave me such intense whiplash i got slingshot into space

@@holysoup2954 whoa like in danganronpa

@@JaraelMoonsilver WAIT IT IS WHAT- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

​@@holysoup2954 Woah!!!! Danganrompa reference!!!! 11037, Mondo butter, wooooooo!

I think the boss is saying "Good and evil, ok, look at me." 4:57

This comment is underrated, that’s hilarious and a sign that you’ve obviously mastered the language better than a native English speaker.😂

@@MizzzFizzz you can hear a rat scratch its ass a mile away

it's Rowdy Roddy Piper, a dope wrestler and actor, he has that accent but other productions have been able to make his speech come across, like on Its Always Sunny. He also starred in They Live.

I was the 666 thumbs up on a comment made towards a Christian movie! HILARIOUS! (I am a Christian too so im not trying to be a edgy douche with this.) KURTIS THE TIME WILL COME WHERE CHRISTIANS WILL BE PERSECUTED AT THE BARREL OF A GUN IN AMERICA AND GLOBALLY. ITS GOING ON ELSEWHERE CONSTANTLY. IT IS OUR FATE. GOD DOESNT ADJUST TO THE WORLD, THE WORLD MUST ADJUST TO GOD. i.e. LGBT/BLM FLAGS ON THE CHURCH SHOW THE FORMER - EVERYONE NO MATTER THEIR IDENTITY OR POLITICAL LEANINGS ARE ACCEPTED IN THE CHURCH, BUT WHEN FLARE OF THESE BELEIFS START BEING LAID BY THE CROSS✝ THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER. MOCK ME IF YOU WILL - I EXPECT YOU TO.

Holy shit, I hate the story with the detectives even more now

I didn’t even realize that but it makes perfect sense

its a good theory but I doubt the writers were that smart to make any kind of analogy lol

while i do truly believe that would fit i dont think theyre amart enough for all that kinda "read between the lines bull"

So the 3 guys are an analogy for a good christian incestuous gay trouple?

I mean to be fair, God being a serial killer is an upgrade from when he commited genocide in the Bible by killing all of the first borns in Egypt. Or that time with the flood.

@@Swirly1000x *Loads Revelations with malicious intent*

@@Swirly1000x cannot believe "serial killer is an upgrade compared too..." is an actual sentence being said and IS GENUINLEY TRUE in this context 😭

@@-myharlequinnsapphicarch- Religion be like that sometimes

Y'all need Jesus.😂😂 God is not a serial killer. But you're funny.

Lil girl: why didn't u just text her? Jesus: she blocked me

yes

@@notmyname1208😂😂😂😂😂

Little Girl: Now that i'm in heaven i can see my grandpa! Jesus: hehe no go deliver this message

😢😂

Really tho 💀

So true…and sad

Those reviews got removed from the site, bet Scott deleted them. 🤣

Throw in the two of play Amanda and Hoffman, and you got the whole family reacting.

@@Dressup_Doll im pretty sure you can't bring a corpse to react. although i dont remember if amanda died or not. im pretty sure hoffman died by the pighead gang in part 7, and kramer died in part 3, so amanda probably died during or after part 7.

@@James817lol Hoffman was left to rot in the bathroom in Saw 3D (aka Saw 7), we never actually see him die. Since his cameo appearance in the Saw X post-credits sequence proves that Costas Mandylor is clearly up for returning to the franchise, my guess is the next movie will feature him pretty prominently, either revealing that he escaped the bathroom like Dr Gordon and Eric Matthews before him, or more likely by using the same flashback technique that has allowed them to keep Kramer in every movie despite him dying like 7 movies ago. Also Amanda died in Saw III, moments before Kramer himself. That was one of the big twist reveals of that movie, that the test was hers all along and she failed it, getting shot by the other test subject as a result.

@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 oh yeah i forgot about that, i tend to not remember parts 3 and 7 that much because i think theyre the worst out of all of the movies. also saw x takes place in between parts 1 and 2, so 11 might also be a flashback, which means that he could still be dead. also it makes more sense, the guy who put him there probably knew not to let 3 people out of the shit room, and added some sort of babyproofing system. at least i hope he died, I think hoffman is the least intriguing out of the 3 killers, especially in part 7 when he just stops using traps and loses his last bit of morality, and just kills random people, pretty much defeating the entire purpose of his character.

​@@James817lol I'd agree re 7 being awful, but I quite like 3 myself. I'd rank it almost exactly in the middle personally (for me Saw X, Saw, and Saw II are top-tier, Saw VI, Jigsaw, and Saw III are upper-end middle-tier, Saw IV and Saw V are lower-end mid-tier and Spiral and Saw 3D are bottom-tier). I'd say Hoffman will almost certainly be in 11, there would have been very little point getting him back for a 5-second post-credits cameo if it wasn't to tease his appearance in the next film. Also I think they confirmed that 11 will be a direct sequel to X, establishing a new prequel timeline that runs tangential to the original movies, which means that it will have to take place sometime between the first movie and part III. Hoffman is a psycho, sure, but he never really pretended otherwise- as soon as Kramer was no longer there to rein him in you could see that he was going to start playing his own game, so him just randomly killing people to save himself doesn't really feel like a betrayal of his character arc for me (hell, his entire origin story involved ripping off the Jigsaw murders for his own personal ends in the first place). He's a selfish schemer out for his own ends who clearly gets off on the torture element more than Kramer does, but at least he's consistent about this. Amanda is my least favourite of the 3 personally- for starters I never felt she really earned her place as Kramer's no.2 (her test was bullshit for one, all she had to do was kill a man she thought was already dead), and (unlike Hoffman, who was clearly out for himself from the start) becomes religiously devoted to Kramer's rules and philosophy only to throw it all away at the drop of a hat and start designing inescapable traps for no real apparent reason beyond some kind of mental instability. And I can't stand her whining, jealousy and insecurity throughout the whole of Saw III; obviously it's a very important plot point since the entire twist relies on it being her test because Kramer no longer trusts her to act objectively, but still, it makes her really hard to engage with as a character. Even in Saw X when she had the chance for redemption as one of the "good guys" (more or less) she doesn't really do anything besides follow Kramer around like a puppy dog. Idk maybe I just have more respect for confirmed psychos who spread destruction on their own terms than I do for overemotional, brainwashed cult slaves, but for the above reasons alone I always preferred Hoffman to Amanda. Kramer himself I have a complicated relationship with as a character. On the one hand I despise his hypocrisy- he presents himself as some kind of high-and-mighty moral arbiter with a strict code of ethics, but deep down his moral code is completely inconsistent, since it causes the death or severe endangerment of completely innocent people- for example he was all upset about the innocent child being placed into the trap in Saw X, apparently forgetting that he himself had instructed an equally innocent child, Dr Gordon's daughter, to be executed as punishment if Gordon failed to complete his own game in Saw 1. He also claims that everyone is given an equal chance, but that's clearly not true (many of the traps are far easier to escape than others- some involve merely breaking a few fingers, while others involve extreme self-mutilation and near-death). He also claims never to kill anyone, but- leaving aside the very shaky "guns-don't-kill-people-do" nature of that argument for a moment, many of the traps he sets are competition traps which means that no matter what happens someone is definitely gonna die as a result of his actions. He also claims to be entirely free of personal motive, but it's obvious that he's a total narcissist who surrounds himself with devoted disciples and can't stand when someone else takes credit for his work. Finally, his motives are completely inconsistent- in some movies his victims are people who simply don't appreciate life, while in others he acts more like a vigilante making people pay for crimes or transgressions they've committed (I guess we can put that last one down to lazy writing). Personally I subscribe to the fan theory that it was Kramer's tumour that turned him into Jigsaw (a la Charles Whitman), which would explain not only his apparent inability to grasp the inconsistencies of his philosophy but also why a man with no criminal record or history of instability would suddenly develop homicidal tendencies in his fifties far better than the "survived a suicide attempt" canon explanation which never made any sense to me. On the other hand, Tobin Bell's performance is so charming and the character is so much fun that I just can't help but quite like him in the way I like, say, Hannibal Lecter or the Joker. Saw X definitely helped in that of course by repositioning Kramer as the hero of the movie and making his actions a lot more justified, but even before then there was something about the ingeniousness of his traps and coolness of his demeanour that I found very compelling (I've always had a bit of a flair for showmanship myself). And so despite really not wanting to like him, I end up kind of doing so whenever I rewatch the movies.

I would just snap if that happened to me, no scam artist is getting my inheritance

@AYVYN yeah my mom and uncles are. She's now having to move in with my uncle because she doesn't have enough for a full-time caretaker. So even more time is going towards her in their eyes.

"You're getting buried in a jewish cemetery for that gandma!"

​@@lilly1389Tell him to salt the earth before the church gets it

The fact that the LDS church has like billions of dollars though, like they don’t even need more money 💀

Dirndl matzah? Yonchiwanadu. Monta!

It was Rowdy Roddy Piper!

@@damiengonzalez7263 hell yeah

@@damiengonzalez7263 surprising more people didnt catch that, he was also really funny in It's Always Sunny

Im doing the exact same ive been in tears for 10 minutes its hilarious

It be feeling like that sometimes

@@whenmushroomsattack3303 thats rough buddy

She should be honoured, carrier pigeons are extinct lmaaaoooo

My Christian father walked in at that part and called it disgusting haha

Every Christian be like:

Uhm becuase you seee uhhh uhmmmm i think something about god?

@@artsyscrub3226 oh dam. U right

He’s just really fucking annoying and the brothers have to learn to stop being pissed off by him

💀💀 this really got me

Lol

SCREAMING AT THIS LMAOOOO

the hurt locker in glee be like:

@@mileysreputation5608 IM CRYING

Taking "7 minutes in heaven" to a whole new level

Did they even pay you 😂

NO FUN ON SET. It’s a very serious movie chase.

that’s honestly so funny lmao. did you get paid? 😭

WHAT WAS THAT ONE LINE??

You're not an extra if you have a line. That line comes with a pay bump.

he told everyone it was gods will

it's roddy piper probably the most expensive name for the movie so they used every stitch of film and every byte of audio no matter how unintelligible.

@@mrodriguez16kscrazy they got the maniac from always sunny in this movie

And I’d absolutely attend

These bots be wildin

LMFAOOO

So, a white man 🤣

Kurt is the type of person to pause after jumping off a cliff and then fall when he looks down

The real saw

Even when she’s crying

RIGHT

REAL

Then.... technically wouldn't that make it a better movie than Saw? 🤔

😂😂

im sure there’s a clip of it out there

hes the typa person to say "catch me if you can" during tag 💀

ok

Drake kurtis 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Wiggling their finger and saying “don’t mind if I do”

The real question is... who puts the holes in the donuts and how?

"I kidnyapped you c-c-cuz I wannya be fwiends you w-want t-to go back t-to wife and youw famiwy *walks away* but I wannya be youw fwiend can't we just *whispers to self* cuddwe uwu what do you mean you don't wike *whimper* me and dont w-want t-to be fwiends with me but I wike *screams* you"

@@best_username6846 this gave me whiplash, thank you🤣

@@best_username6846 puking and crying rn what an inspiration

@@best_username6846 stop it.

I know you’ll love it here. Stop overreacting.

"Hello Peter, I wanna play a game. Before you is a basket of 5 loaves and 2 fish. Do you have it in you to cook a meal big enough for five thousand people before the timer runs out and you're nailed to this upside-down crucifix? Live or die- make your choice."

What was Chad’s video abt?

@IvysWhackedWonderland chad chad reviewed a movie called Unwanted Presence. The plot makes no sense and it's so funny 😭

kurtis the type of guy to say “woopsie dasies” after bumping into someone

NO MORE...MISTER *NICE* GUY NO MORE...MISTER CLEA-HE-HEAN!

The type of guy to say "how do you like these apples" when he throws a punch

I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich 😤

@@box0choco593 hell yeah man

@don't be surprised scam

timestamp 16:57

By becoming a 70s porn actor? This guy is unplaceable on the generational spectrum

He definitely holds a “uh oh” sign before falling too

@@makemesmile1839 oh definitely

what an iconic insultcompliment

the slipping sound too, like the one from tt 😭 (yes ik its not from tt but thats the only place i can think of)

Kurtis is the type of guy to start floating when he smells a good pie

Right. And the fact they're ripping of an extremely violent movie but cant commit to any of it. I dont think a movie absolutely needs violence to be good, but then you need a storytelling that fits a non-violent movie. And it still needs some form of dramatic element.

Jesus commits literal specicide. Or whatever it is. Actually, if you think about it, no offense....why are gods so egotistical and always resort to violence when some things can be solved without killing literally every human????

I still can't get over Moses human trafficking little girls to be child brides.

​@@lambda-m1676 God: oh no Only one family in all of earth actually believes and worships me... welp time to start over and drown em all, except that one family... their alright.

​@@lambda-m1676metaphor. Killing every single human being, destorying the tower of babel and so on are just methaphors. They are that way because they can speak to us the best when they are that way, or at least to the majority of people. In other words the reason why they are so violent is because of humans in general. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.

Loved when he was like “I’m Joe Reconciler”

Dude, spoilers

I fuckin hate this meme! Please just let it die!!!

My favorite part is when this joke finally dies

@@arthurdurham it will never die

​@@Snake3417she didn't seem mad at him tho. she was just venting to him cuz they're partners.

My Chinese classes at school came in clutch

Pray again

my cheeks hurt from laughing at that my humor is so broken

That one skit was better than this whole movie.

Heard this in Mr Kim's voice

STOP I LOVE THIS

The Devils 1978 is pretty intense too

69th like 💪💪💪

LMAO

It’s even funnier when you take into consideration how many people consider the Exorcist the best horror movie ever made.

@@justyouraverageblackstar3672 exactly this, pre-exorcist, most horror was analogy for minority groups to express their lives without declaring they're gay etc. Then the Exorcist comes along and goes "what does christian america fear the most.... demons... possessing people. Who's the worst person to get posessed? A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD!!!!" job done, ship it

I KNOW!!!! That was so crazy that he ACTUALLY did that. Hopefully it grows back before his next video.

It was insane!!!

Such a craftsman, honestly

@Secret This is the clip u have been worried about : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xjXnXK7cFbI.html

@yes maybe…..your the bot🧍‍♀️

Same, actually

SAME LOL

me too lmaoo

LMAO SAME

मै युटूबर हू

Hey! It’s that guy! From those videos!

At this point kurtuses budget is higher than the movies hes reviewing

Mysterious ways and shit

💀💀

D'Angelo 😲😃 I hope you're doing alright and taking good care of yourself

I think he was meant more as an angel but still probably a sin lol

Imagine portraying yourself as God and not even trying to have a hair cut lol

James Randi is probably rolling over in his grave!

That adds up. Christians take everything on authority without thinking so makes sense their wet dream is to be that authority and to make atheists stop thinking and feeling. All one race of god puppets, pull the string and they say I love Jesus!

Not really, he called himself "a helper." Not that it makes it less ridiculously false lmao

Grubby little hands

Agreed

to fishy fishy fish, makin' it stinky

kurty boy up to nooooo good

Kurtis is the type of fellow to ask "Can I be nefarious?" and not wait for an answer

He's also an actor, a screenwriter and a magician.

"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"

he's a legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment

C'mon now! @@Random-sk6hm

real

Yep, same. Knees are all turned inwards.

very relatable for probably most chronic pain patients 😂 they send you through thounds of dollars worth of tests and then just shrug their shoulders and suggest a vitamin d supplement 😭😭

@@maxwashere. omg, yessss. I can still taste the chalkiness.

@@maxwashere. my family's insurance allowing 5 year old me to undergo several complicated tests that are now illegal to do on children and then years later denying a simple genetic blood test that could actually gives us answers after over a decade

ironically the world right now wished it was nuanced.

so it was written by twitter.

I wouldnt expect anything else from a 'religious' media remake tbh

@@ddjsoyenby close, its a common flaw of people in general to see things black and white

@@Hadeto_AngelRust What do you mean?

0/10 not enough biblically accurate angels

I mean, technically he did, Thrones aren't the only accurate ones lol.

If christian movies were all you had to go off you'd think all angels looked like schlubby middle aged men

Like a Seraph? That would've been amazing!

A real twist would be Ed unzips his ugly fat guy suit and reveals he’s actually Castiel, the angel with a devil of a body. Misha Collins with his hot abs.👼😻

i CACKLED

I love this comment, but I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes

@@placeholderdoe well someone ruined it for you anyway

IM CRYING

Diet Coke is very fitting for someone working on a religious film 😅😅

@@lavenderbees I'm pretty sure he was a recovering alcoholic, all I know is they told me "Don't let Rod's diet coke get less than half full" 😂

@@marcuspittaluga3411 Omg that sounds so ominous, like he's gonna turn into a werewolf without the diet coke

@@ashleyespinoza4893 it has a special serum but only works when it’s in his mouth

That sounds like an experience lol! Do you know how long it took to shoot the movie?

"accidentally"

serial reconciler

Serial killer church 😂

That's pretty much Jigsaw too

​@@ThatOneGuy0006 lolo

As a diehard Saw fan who is fully aware of the religious (not-so) undertones. it's insane that they chose this franchise

Frlll lol 😹😭

English isn’t my first or second language can u explain it pls lol

@@val77701 frankenstien is a man made from many other parts of dead humans,and starts nice but becomes evil after getting harmed by everyone else. The other one is just bad in the sense of stupid af.

@@val77701 he changed Mary Shelley (author of Frankenstein) to Virgin Mary (mother of Jesus) and Frankenstein to frankincense (often used as an essential oil) because there are some crazy super-religious Christian mothers who don't believe in modern medicine, and they think that "natural remedies" like essential oils and healing stones can cure their children of illnesses/diseases that should, in fact, be treated by doctors because they may be life-threatening.

@gumbo lord frankincense was one of the gifts brought to Jesus by the three wise men when he was born. It’s pretty well known in like.. Christian communities and it’s in a bunch of Christmas songs

@@gumbolord I thought the frankenscense part was a joke combining Frankenstein and abstinence.

Oh they will love it

I hope you get many chances to do that.

perfect.

Bro same omg

Congratulations on being a great child. You're very ungrateful

STOP ME TOO LMAOO

NO LITERALLY I reminded the video cuz I thought he put some little joke on there

Same. It's so bad

@Lyndsey 79 13:10 😊

ME TOO!!!!!

this made me curious if there were other people named Jesus before Jesus was born, so I looked it up and turns out there were multiple people in the bible with the name Jesus, and the name was common before too. imagine if the phrase is actually about some other dude named Jesus and we're giving credit to the wrong guy?

it does go with the established theme. 😂 all the major christian holidays just happen to be on the same day and have similar names to older roman and pagan holidays that were around for much longer than christianity.

What if instead of "Jesus Christ!" it's "Jesus, Christ!"

U do know that Jesus real name isn't even Jesus right

Freakin hilarious.😂

DAWG💀

Bro these comments are killing me

The Get Along Shirt with extra steps

"What, the two of you can't agree whose turn it is with the XBOX? Famine it is, then."

The kidnapper is just a corporate HR department

honestly I'd believe the "god is feared" argument if it weren't false, cause OMG Old Testament god did not fuck around! that man was BRUTAL

@goofyyahdie😊

@Goofy ahh stub your pinky on a doorframe😊

the truest thing ever

The confusion of mishearing/hearing gibberish and just nodding along because it's too embarrassing to ask what someone said was the real saw trap

What does autism have to do with hearing im confused

what does autism have to do with this

⁠@@PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory maybe it has to do with difficulty with audio comprehension? I have that but idk what causes it specifically, since I have a handful of disorders. What I mean by comprehension is like even if you hear a spoken sentence perfectly, the part of your brain that is meant to process language just kind of lags behind so it ends up sounding like that guy where you can clearly hear something is being said but it might as well be gibberish because there is no meaning to you.

That shit genuinely made me crack up

What timestamp lol I missed that part

@@DollfaceLizkah 12:42

exactly!!!! it's so cute

@don't be surprised Soooo many bots everywhere!!

@don't be surprised nah i want to miss it

I went back and replayed it just to be sure!! Omg!

SAME

He was

sick name

The beginning of it sounded like "Good and evil" but past that I've got no clue

​@@pepsi2471 "I was talking to my dad over the holidays, and, y'know, my dad says "God is not dead, we act like he is". Good and evil.... hey, look at me." Because she was looking away since she was awkward about this intense God-based convo she didn't want to have with her boss.

good and evil, hey, look at me

Oh that would’ve been such a good twist!! Maybe not good enough to save the movie but

THATS SO GOOD. CMON.

F

@hope. My dad left for potato wedges? Sounds about right

Same honestly lmao

im so sorry that you got bullied for it nobody deserves to be bullied for their beliefs

​@@bloodfun2585 Bro, You're literally on a video that makes fun of Christians. You clearly support them being mocked and that's okay, they deserve it.

Had me in the first half ngl

​@@ethandollarhide7943 y do they deserve it? im just curious why one would mock a religion in the first place

@@kelbrurger We're not mocking the religion. We're mocking its Followers for being extremely prejudiced control freaks with both a Superiority Complex and a Persecution F#tish.

I was discussing the ‘drown them with kindness’ method of revenge with a friend: it’d be an odd world if we all loved on each other when there was a problem until finally the offending party was just all: fine! fine! I’ll stop murdering people and eating them! fine!

To be fair, that would work on me.

It's one hell of a premise!

Psst!!! Hey!! If anyone is reading this I’m 13 and I have a really cool idea for a Christian horrer movie!! What about a guy who goes crazy trying to figure out if Christianity is real because he gets a dream about god telling him smth and he goes crazy trying to believe in him and stuff. like he kills people etc etc… then he dies from insanity!! CREDIT ME PLEASE!!!!!! (Also I’m a Christian sooo… hi)

@@Laserface99 I'm not a Christian but I am curious why he would go crazy and kill people just because he was trying to figure out if God was real. You'd have to explain the process a little more. What do you think the first murder would look like, and under what circumstances would it happen in?