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If Garnt ever makes his own apparel line, he’d better name it “Garntments”.

Nu matter how many new guests we have had, their solo episodes never get bad.

As A "FEMALE" I can totally relate to the low tier underwear = need to do laundry 🤣 Also, one thing women never admit to but we all do = wear the same one comfy bra for WAY TO LONG 🤣

Fun fact with respect to Everything Everywhere All at Once using both English and Chinese, is that the husband and wife speak to each other in Mandarin but they speak with the grandpa in Cantonese.

Garnt has finally lost it and create Connor and Joey dolls to keep the podcast going. It is so sad to see

Joey and Garnt: "Batman wearing eye liner is stupid and emo" Every single batman actor: "haha yeah we totally didn't wear eyeliner lol" I see why they call this podcast trash taste

I HEAVILY disagree with the Batman take. Batman was not the same character at the end of the movie. In the beginning he was struggling to find his place as Batman in Gotham and what his purpose was, but in the end he realized that he can be a symbol of hope and that somethings can get better in the city and that he will make things better, and that’s why he’s Batman, to make things better. So he wasn’t the same in the end, he found his place. I agree it was too long

My god, Connor did a better review of The Batman than Garnt and Joey. This is the true Dark Timeline. Also, the Trash Taste plushies remind me of that scene from Castlevania when Alucard was talking to the dolls of Trevor and Sypha.

Connor: Legs are the most ugliest part of the male body Mr. Calfable Chris Broad: Let me introduce myself

Joey: "The Batman started the same way it ended" "Pattinson is sad at the beginning and is even more sad at the end". I think this is Joey shitiest take, and don't get me started with the argument about the eyeliner.

Joey's take on The Batman is just unforgivable

Me: Connor is such a cool guy, being friends with Ironmouse and doing charity streams all the time. The guy is a genuine chad. Connor: Am I the only one that think Oreos taste bad? Me: And I took that personally. This man is dead to me.

The Batman literally ends the opposite of what he started like he begins wanting vengence and ends with him wanting to be hope

Their takes on The Batman were absolutely horrendous 😭 how do you miss that hard 💀

Joey's "Jujutsu Kaisen is mid" meme is dead. Now let's embrace Joey's "The Batman is too emo" meme

For the boys who hate ironing, I actually know a trick that can help avoid it. It’s not great for like suit jackets and similar stuff, but most other things it works for fine: Throw the clothes in the dryer for about five minutes, then put it on a hanger. Make sure each thing is properly on the hanger. Next is the fun part: you slap it! Hold the hanger up in front of you with one hand and do a mix of hitting and sliding your other hand down each thing. Finally, hang the stuff up somewhere (not your closet) for a day or so, and you have “ironed” clothes…for some reason…

I don't know how Joey's takeaway from The Batman is that batman doesn't change at all. Like... his character development was one of the most compelling parts of the movie! The fact that he had to realize that his crusade of vengeance and violence wasn't fixing anything, and if anything it was inspiring and radicalizing more vigilante copycats. He learns that fear doesn't fix a broken city. Hope and compassion does. Like the scene where he takes the mayor's son out of the wreck and leads everyone to safety?? Beautiful

0:20 the fact that Joey takes Garnt's plushie and Garnt takes Joey's is further proof that they are the same person

The reason why a lot of other podcasts seem weird to me except for trash taste is because the Bois have like a natural talent for improvising on each others sentences. Basically there's no downtime between two people talking.

Youngster Joey spitting facts with that “Shorts are comfortable and easy to wear”

Connor was somewhat correct that Hershey did eventually make a special chocolate bar for US troops in WW2, this special chocolate bar was never commercially sold and it was called the Logan bar or Ration D. It was designed in 1937 by Colonel Logan and the Hershey company. Logan had four requirements for Hershey's soldier bar: --It had to weigh 113.4 g (4oz) --Be high in food energy (high caloric content) --Be able to withstand high temperatures --Taste slightly better than a boiled potato (Logan didn't want troops eating the bar over their regular rations because it was meant to only be an emergency bar) The bar basically ended up being absolutely disgusting, very sour and bitter, even though each bar contained 600 Calories, and each soldier got three of these bars. Most soldiers would immediately throw them away, they nicknamed it the "german secret weapon" because it would absolutely obliterate your guts if you tried to eat it. During the Pacific Theater the US army and navy would go back to Hershey to ask for an improved flavor chocolate bar which became known as the tropical bar. They somewhat succeeded in making it taste better but the texture and hardness still made soldiers universally hate it. They would often times try to trade it to allied forces or civilians for better food. The tropical bar would be nicknamed the dysentery bar as the only time a soldier enjoyed the bar was when they were suffering from dysentery. Post-WW2 the US basically gave up on providing chocolate rations, the military rations technology had improved enough that they could make a tastier product in the form of energy bars that soldiers would actually be willing to eat if they had nothing else to eat. Unlike the chocolate bars where they would kinda choose starvation or hunting game to avoid having to eat the bars.

The “problem” with Robert Pattinson being too emo is that he’s just starting as Batman. He doesn’t know how to fully separate Batman and Bruce Wayne so that’s why it may feel like he’s being too sad. Also on the whole eye makeup thing, every Live action Batman has done it, the movies just don’t show it when taking off the mask. Connor is right in it hiding his skin. Lastly, Batman isn’t “sad” at the end, he’s just changed his mentality on how he’s perceived to the City he fights in. Did the movie feel too long? Yes, I agree that there are some parts of the movie that could’ve been cut. But overall, it’s a SOLID movie by itself, but as a BATMAN movie it’s great.

As someone from Singapore, michelle yeoh's character being a matriarch, it makes sense for them to speak more in English than Chinese/Hokkien cause in our parents/grandparents generation, speaking English was a sign of education and class. the scene that took me out of crazy rich asians was them shouting "ku ku jiao" on the boat. Even saying "lan jiao" while weird would have been less immature.

I’ve been working from Tokyo for the past couple of months and the opening convo about masks, people wearing a lot, shorts and so on was honestly a relief to hear. Thank you. It has been so brutal this summer.

Someone explain to Joey that all Batmans wore eyeliner but as soon as they took off the mask it magically disappeared. The eyes while underneath the mask would look dumb without the eyeliner. It's more convenient that the eyeliner stays on so that way he doesn't need to put it on and off every time he takes off the mask. It's not about being emo in this case, the rest of the movie, sure

Garnt: “Emily? Daidus? What are you guys doing? The boys are still sitting there.” **Cut to Trash Trash baby men**

Conner's got a lot of clown takes, but his taste in movies is on point

The Boiz: Subscription services suck! Fuck those services! Garnt: Hey, look at all this patreons 😂

The only reason Garnt likes Loki is because of the self-cest ending scene.

Transcending the parasocial relationship with the boiz by owning those plushies...I don't know, if that's good or bad.

Joey is just describing my experience listening to trash taste, it allows me to take my mind off of whatever chore I'm doing and just chill and get things done

The eyeliner detail in Patterson's Batman was something I actually really liked. Once I saw it mid-movie I mentally went back and realised that in basically every other Batman movie they're wearing eyeliner under the cowl (because skin-coloured eyelids while wearing a black cowl will stick out like a sore thumb) so the fact that in The Batman they didn't do what every other movie has done and just pretend that it comes off easily with the cowl gave me a better impression that the new movie would be solid on the small details.

Never thought id strongly disagree with Garnt and Joeys movie takes, and strongly agree with Connors

I feel like The Batman starting the same way as it ends might win the "worst take" category for me. The pictures drawn by the monologue and the images at the end and at the beginning of the movie are the exact opposite of each other. More brutality, alienation, revenge and fear will not change a city marked by it, but hope and a visible symbol will. I can understand why some comments point out that Joey thinks Bruce's mentality was "too on the nose" for him, but the whole character development AND the development of Gotham seems to have slipped past him. The imagery, music and character development have created imo one of the scariest versions of Gotham to date, making it a stunning adaptation. And do not get me started about the cinematography! Idk but I am fully with Connor on this one ^^

You guys are one of the only guys I can still hear whilst on call. Love the energy!😂

that batman review hurt me lmfao. i have to keep reminding me they dont really care about super heroes so their mindset is more casual but my god i almost got stun locked hard

I think Garnt and Joey missed the point of Batman's character completely. It was pretty interesting to see him deal with the fact that his vigilante justice ended up inspiring criminal acts and that his parents weren't as innocent as he once thought.

I thought Joey had the best opinions on art. He's a great musician, and he loves movies. THE DISRESPECT TO THE BATMAN! "He ends up in the same place." What? DId you listen to the monologues at the beginning and the end?! Did we watch the same movie? Anyways, it's not a big deal. On the later points on removing cards from subscription services or deactivating your card, I saw on Twitter that someone's subscription dervice CONTACTED the bank, found the new card, and started to charge to that card?!?! What the hell? We live in a society

Listening to the boys discuss how often to wash boxers reminded me that I needed to get up and do some washing so I have clean work clothes after a long weekend of several public holidays...

Didn't expect Joey to give such a surface level take, and objectively wrong at points too. Maybe it's a good thing he hasn't watched Arcane

the fact that taika waititi directed one of my favorite movies (what we do in the shadows) and one of the worst movies i’ve ever watched (thor love and thunder) is insane. his range 😍

I agree with Garnt on the dishwasher thing. In the UK, where I'm from in England it was considered really bougie if you went round to a friend's house and their parents had a dishwasher. Nobody I knew/who was friends with had one growing up and we all relied on a washing-up bowl, dishsoap and sponge and that was it. However, if someone's parents did have a dishwasher, there would be small gossip about how rich they must be. I am the same age as Garnt, so perhaps that may be why I agree. I can imagine it's different now though, sign of the times, eh?

It's nice to finally see someone else talk about Everything Everwhere All at Once. It's an excellent movie that I saw about a week after it came out with a friend of mine, but I've never actually come across anyone else who has seen it too. It was probably one of the weirdest things I've ever watched, but it was so well executed that I got genuinely invested in the world and its characters despite how bizarre everything was.

I think what they meant by appreciate doing your chores in the sense of being thankful that you have clothes to wash, a washer and dryer that can do that for you, the ability to even move your body, get out of bed and pick up everything. A lot of people unfortunately don't have these abilities, and it's always good to be thankful for what we have.

For a second I thought they got a hold of Tom Cruise for this episode 😂

We are the worst movie reviewers well at least they were honest

I have a dishwasher and I've been washing by hand for over 2 years now, this podcast has convinced me to start using it more 😂

adhd hack: ask someone to remind you of something and then you will magically remember it by yourself. istg it genuinely works like every time I do laundry I ask my partner to remind me to put my clothes in the dryer in an hour or take them out of the dryer later and every. single. time. I just remember it on my own and then he forgets to remind me anyway so it works out lmfao

For Everything Everywhere all at once, highly recommend looking up the production of it. They had to do some crazy production techniques and styles to produce the film during the pandemic while working on a relatively small budget and a very small team. It really made Multiverse as Madnesss look bad since the directors/producers of EEAAO accomplished a great feat with not even as many resources as Marvel. Just for numbers, $200 million budget for Multiverse of Madness and EEAAO had $25 million. Definitely, Multiverse of Madness made a crap ton more money, but EEAAO accomplished something tasteful and enjoyable while still making profit as an independent film Edit: adding more details

I watch Trash Taste while doing my chores. So today I got the “chores-with-attitude” experience of having The Boys doing laundry, washing dishes and vacuuming all together. Garnt, your success it’s so cause you guys are so relatable. P.S. Set an alarm on your phone coinciding with the laundry machine’s one. Cause I have the same issue and that’s what I do.

I remember when Reece's was a topping option for the McFlurry. That was my favorite topping growing up. When they got rid of that I switched over to the Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Was so nice to hear them rave about early SpongeBob at the end. It really does still hold up.

Conner started off with such odd tastes but has grown to be the most relatable person on the podcast. There clearly was a timeline shift

As comic book fan I’m just really disappointed with the quality of the MCU stuff coming out. It’s basically the western version of having a manga you like receive a bad adaptation.

18:45 the routine thing is most relatable to me. Because of a mixture of ADHD and autism, my entire life is driven by either what I do because i like, or what i do because i already do it every day at the exact time. I don't do the exact same chores every day. Anything outside of this is routine quickly gets frustrating.

I've lived in NYC for 22 years, have never had a washing machine. We lived in older buildings since they were most cost effective. I had friends who lived in "The Projects" that had them and I was always in shock. I didn't realized that those buildings were newer. Last few apartments I've lived were 1930 houses.

God bless Garnt lol, what an ADHD mood to hate having your routine disrupted and also disliking chores. We all have different ways of dealing with stuff like that, I find doing the laundry immensely hard to do sometimes because in a way it "interrupts" my usual schedule. So having some sort of signifier that you need to do something is actually a good way to do it. I really felt that!!!

The pure ADHD mood of Garnt and chores is just amazing. I’ve managed to basically gamify housework by trying to get everything done while the laundry is on and repeating until I’ve finished the loads. I would recommend it to anyone who struggles with housework :)

I am so happy to finally be caught up. It feels amazing

I kept hearing boxes , couldn't fathom why they would wear boxes.

I started laughing when Joey translated "hoovering up" to "vacuuming"

Connor this time actually has great takes on films. Batman was dope, Thor was dogshit, Top gun was just really solid, Everything everywhere all at once was refreshing and The matrix was hot shit.

as an undiagnosed ADHD i feel so much the absolute HATE for chores and the "puts the laundry thinking i'll remember about it in an hour/realizes 8 hours later that the clothes have been washed and have stayed in there to mulch and rot"

My review of the Trash Taste cinematic universe: 2/5, arguments are often artificial to generate buzz but genuine conversations are mostly opinions being echoed and reiterated because they're friends.

Goddamnit, when Grant was talking about how he didn’t know that Michelle Yeoh spoke English, then he immediately starts describing the plot of Crazy Rich Asians, a film featuring Michelle Yeoh speaking English…

Finally, an episode with just the boys!

What made Batman great was that in the newest one he is actully smart. Hes a detective. Not a dumb brute getting outplayed by every villain.

your podcasts make me enjoy doing the dishes

Ever since I was a kid, Top gun was the one movie my dad always raved about, and still does to this day. He was in the Air Force so all the drama and action impacted him quite personally. So when TG Maverick released we booked first night seats, and after coming outta the theatre I could definitely see the special spark top gun has and why it’s such a well rounded and complete film delivering on all fronts. Now, my dad and I both jam out to top gun soundtracks almost on the daily lmao, easily the best film I’ve seen in a long, long time 🙏

Any time they talk about movie takes it really brings it back to earth and grounds them, they really have trash taste.

frankly as a teen i forgot to take out the laundry so many times that for a time i wasnt allowed to do laundry basically what im saying is relatable adhd problems and like yes i can have seven timers and an alarm and technically the machine do make a sound ive tried variety of things, like picking a thing to do thats neared to the machine then my room or the kitchen, or like. sitting there. with a container on the floor looking at my phone for the two hours it sometimes can take depending on the program...

He’s literally describing an ADHD persons mindset when having to do chores. Executive functioning issues. But Garnt is thriving so it’s all fine!

Honestly relate with Garnt on the laundry part, but instead of forgetting the wet clothes for 8 hours, I tend to forget it for like 1-2 days lol

50:00 The reason for Hershey's weird taste across its chocolate is due to how it's milk is processed. The short and simple is that the chemical it uses to keep its shelf life is the same chemical that gives vomit its distinct smell and taste. Hence why most people do not like Hershey's milk chocolate.

Boys talking about canceling cable is easier that subscription services showed me they never had to deal with the 15-20+ minute phone call where they would try to upsell you and offer you discounts all while putting you on hold and transferring you around.

You boys introduced me to Knives out. I will look into the everything, everywhere and greenland. Thanks!

while Tom Cruise definitely deserves props for doing as many of his own stunts as possible, lets also acknowledge that the cameraman for the halo jump also had to do the halo jump, backwards, waiting for tom cruise while operating the camera.

11:15 I actually....agree with Connor? There are certain pairs of underwear I own that if they are clean, I will prioritize wearing those over my other pairs, and ideally I would buy more pairs like them and have just them.

I was waiting for the moment where they give Top Gun a bad score and prove they have no taste in movies. But then Connor and Joey gave it a good review instead.

"Frodo bar" NEEDS to be a candidate for best blooper in the year-end awardw.

Let's all tweet at them to let them know they forgot the plushie link!

This is one of the best episodes they've had in a while, it felt very refreshing hearing them talk about much more mundane stuff instead of weddings, traveling around the world, or being a youtuber. On top of that, they all three were engaging in the conversation, which is great! Hope things go back to normal just how it was a while ago.

the only problem with dishwashers is that, it needs a lot of plates to be cost effective and even if you filled it up, the leftover food is gonna get dried up and become harder to clean. The best way to use a dishwasher is to, rinse off the leftover food then use the dishwasher

I've never empathized with Garnt's ADHD more than him talking about routines, chores, and boxers

Joey definitely missed the point of the batman. In the beginning of the film he's fuelled by hate and vengeance and with Riddler he realises that vengeance doesn't do anything but brew more hatred, so by the ending he makes the choice to stand for a more hopeful future

That transition to their patreon in the end is perfect irony, best episode ending.

Honestly the fact the rest of the word hates Hershey’s just makes me grateful I enjoy it, and can thus enjoy every type of chocolate. I couldn’t imagine there being a type of chocolate I had to miss out on because of my tastebuds.

Vacuuming right after you tossed out that fresh Christmas tree... now we talking, watching the floor go from green to clean, looooovely

During all my years of seeing ads and seeing launches for new merch and such, i've never once felt the urge to buy it as much as i am with these little baby men in the trashbin XD this is a must have lads! instant buy

Joey absolutely has that dad energy, he likes chores 🤣🤣🤣

The last topic. So timely LOL

About the dishwasher argument, I don't know if I'm using wrong or what but the 3-4 times I've used a dishwasher everything ends up cleaner than before but still dirty. I had to finish by hand every time.

actually Garnt, when something disrupts your routine and you hate it, that's very much an add/adhd thing. just add it to the list of things to blame it on lol

I think with the car subscriptions, theyre going to have to make a law that you cant have things like breaks or steering being subscription based because its a safety hazard.

My university requires a subscription service of 2$ a month to be able to pay for parking spots which already cost an absurd amount

connor: I made miniature Joey and Garnt who will never disagree with me dark timeliners frothing at their mouths for a new timeline: yes

Never thought a food take from the bois would ever faze me, but that oreo take just broke my heart

I think this might be one of the funniest intros yet. Connor's expression and deliverance just cracks me up. I know he's a voice actor but damn

Sometimes the boys forget Garnt has ADHD, and his takes are sometimes SUPER ADHD things xD Like the underwear thing, having the bad boxers to remind you to do laundry, SUCH an ADHD thing lol