we binged High Guardian Spice... 

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Sage, rosemary, thyme and parsley aren't spices, they're herbs. They aren't guardians by the end of the season either, if I recall. No spice; no guardians, that just leaves ... high.

"Why is everyone such an asshole in this?" "Ian, they're Middle School girls, they're EVIL"

High Guardian Spice is, without a doubt, one of the animated series of all time. It will certainly go down in history as one of the shows to have ever existed

Apparently this entire series had the budget most anime get for a single episode. Good lord this thing was doomed from the start.

I was one of the poor souls who helped with the flat colors for certain scenes in Chronexia and holy shit when the director sent me the animation scenes that needed color I knew this show was going to be a fucking disaster. Lmao

Ah yes....an hour of suffering a horrible anime...bright side is the commentary is hilarious

It's like they wanted to be able to say they made the first LGBT magical girl series when Sailor Moon already has that title. Literally every single part of the LGBT scene is in that series and it came out in the 90's this shit isn't new so the fact that they're trying so hard to be like "Oh we're the first series with openly gay characters that're all women" is the biggest reach I've ever seen.

Episode 1: The Rest Of Our Lives Is So Dull Episode 2: Teachers Are Useless Episode 3: The Meaning Of Transgender Episode 4: Your Mom Sucks Episode 5: Get With The Times, Traditionalist Scum Episode 6: This Is Totally What All Men Are Like Episode 7: Kill Whatever You Want, You're Obviously The Heroes Episode 8: Regular Ordinary Halloween Drama Episode 9: She's Just Evil-Curious Episode 10: These Plans Are So Stupid Episode 11: No Boys Allowed Under The Sea (ignore the blue one) Episode 12: We're Finally Free!

Spilling The Milk: Did you get High Guardian Spice out of your head? My brain: Yes Spilling The Milk: Would you like to undo that?

People have pointed out that Sage is a very toxic and abusive person who weaponizes her tears and nerd aesthetic to avoid any consequences for her actions. Can't believe the writers didn't catch that though.

Every second of this is better then watching 1 episode of the show normally

By the way the main characters are actually named after herbs not spices.

when you feel discouraged to write your own story. Remember "is sleep a food" had an animation

If this was like... two people doing it as a senior art project I'd be like wow this is great they worked so hard 👁👄👁 But this is meant to be a professional animation? Bro

Can't believe the unending still image of cookies wasn't followed with another "It's just like RWBY!"

16:43 If you look very closely Parsley doesn’t walk into frame, she just teleports in and keeps walking.

No joke this was my comfort series for a couple months for no reason whatsoever and now I can binge the whole thing again- Thanks guys 😂

"It's like Persona 4" Ah yes, i remember when Chie used magic to send Narukami a message asking if he wanted to go to the movies while he was trying to develop an cure to a poison he drank while in class!

The cat is voiced by Cam Clarke. Explains why he's able to perform silly lines and make them sound good

High guardian spice is the best, chef's kiss to crunchyroll to this cinematic masterpiece

Ironic how irl parsley is purely ornamental and has little impact on the meal while Parsley in the show has had such a big impact on all of them

8:30 The general idea is that they're named after spices...except the writer clearly was confused to what a spice is, because all the primary characters are actually named after herbs. ^^ 12:30 Actually, one of the writers on the show apparently did hate men, so it makes sense there are no himbos or hyper masculine men.

I'd watch a spin-off with Snapdragon, Amaryllis, Neppy-Cat & Slime-Boy.

Right off the bat: "Why is their dad such a fucking twink?" This is my first time watching your videos and I already love you guys. Instant sub.

Now that Crunchyroll has absorbed Funimation, they're gonna use its voice actors and production staff to try improve High Guardian Spice Season 2.

I always look back at this series since I remember everyone talking about it out RU-vid when it first came out, myself included.

Wait, High Guardian Spice is still a thing?…I thought I killed it…

I love how in the zoomed out shot of the characters sitting at the anime tree, the bench is nonexistent and Sage is practicing the art of levitating.

"Cut corners like it's crunch time at the circle factory." -Ben yatzee Croshaw of zero punctuation

Them: *openly simping for the "Latina" catgirl* My Puerto Rican Pride: 📈📈📈📈📈📈

38:40 "remember guys, physical violence is always the answer to people being rude to you." You would THINK that's what the show is saying, but NO! suddenly, later on, a student should be suspended for hurting a bully, even though it happens before and isn't punished! Don't you just LOVE the consistently?!

Hey man this show makes RWBY look like a masterpiece lmao. At least RWBY has cool fight scenes and a banging original soundtrack going for it.

watching yall get so invested in the show while drunk has quite literally been the funniest shit ive ever seen

high guardian spice looks like what you get when you respond to one of those "draw your D&D character for 10 dollars" posts you see in some facebook groups

High Guardian Spice arc is the best one from this channel, season 2 should be released just to see your reaction to it here

The "Why didn't you laugh" bit was so funny 9:37

I love how excited they get when Parsley or "Squid Boy" are on screen, they get so hyped lol. We are all Slime Boy stans, now and forever!

When a flock of birds Is enough danger for the main character you know she has zero chance agaist a bigger threat like the main villain, an army of souless monsters or the classic evil twin.

"She hasn't met a deckhand she hasn't 'decked'... With her hands! (Laughter)" - Amaryllis, about her own mother

High Guardian Spice? More like......... High.

Slimeboy is unironically the only good part of the show.

I'm not gonna lie, the High Guardian Spice reaction/commentary humour is unmatched

59:17 parsley and thyme just disappear as they are walking away

It makes me mad that this show has these like, little few moments of actual character development, and then it goes back to being a trash show. This show can't be saved. But it honestly could have been something so much more. A shame. I also believe in black latina cat girl supremacy.😤😤

They're actually named after herbs,not spices. So the creators couldn't even get that right.

I remember watching these videos when they first came out.

The fact they started actually suffering around 23:00 is amazing

“This is better than Invincible.” Me: “Excuse me?”

Man, after watching Velma, this wasn't that bad in retrospective

funny how I started watching spilling the milk because you've reacted to high guardian spice. I most likely wouldn't have seen them otherwise I think. because I rather enjoyed watching high guardian spice despite how many people hate the heck of it. the spill the milk crew was the only people that weren't super obnoxious when they were watching it and thats when I liked them for it. thanks for the this video btw it's definitely my favorite watch.

"High Guardian Spice is better than Invincible." I think you just invoked the wrath of the animation gods.

in this episode, the Spilling The Milk cast dies of alcohol poisoning

I sometimes rewatch your reaction series, so having it in this format is pretty nice. It's such a comfy series

ProZD having vastly better mic quality as a character that shows up like once is so funny

Thanks a ton for the compilation reminder of this strangely good-bad show.

this is like if rwby, steven universe, owl house, and little witch academia had a baby together and then tried to force the baby to watch Winx Club and W.I.T.C.H.. the main characters are Weiss in Blue Man Group and ruby as magical girl with the same backstory of her mother missing but with a sword; blake as a black elf who stole pyrrha's hair and female jaune if he was put into nora's body and kept her hammer and with EVEN MORE SIBLINGS. Then there's black hair ozpin without glasses; glynda finally accepted herself as a sexy librarian and now has a devil trigger, cinder fall stole blake's body but its a bit short but with the same goal of destroying beacon or some shit. some random twink stole jaune's real body but apparently now hes trans. salem apparently got rid of her immortality. oh and zwei got replaced by shape-shifting anthropomorphic talking cats like theyre chopper from one piece.

Friends for a lifetime... A re-watched reaction... 3:26 - 3:37 - I prefer: Crowds are like a flock of birds, they go down easy and they taste delicious. 12:12 - 12:16 - Anime tree is best tree. 25:15 - 25:16 - Hi, Miss Shinmy! 28:40 - 28:44 - Drasna from Pokemon X&Y is a better one. 38:32 - 38:36 - Parsley, I like you and all, but we need to have a word. 41:18 - 41:21 - Unironically the smartest character in the show. 45:30 - Hi, Olive! 52:35 , 52:39 - Slime boy! Parsley! NOOOO!!!! 57:07 - 57:08 - Olive, stop rapidly hitting her with your staff and cast- 57:09 - 57:11 - Tried to warn you, Olive. 1:03:07 - 1:03:27 - Parsley is best girl.1:06:04 - 1:06:06 - Poor Shion can't catch a break. 1:09:45 - 1:09:54 - Parsley wins the mermaid transformation contest.

Mom, can I get little witch academia? We have little witch academia at home. Little witch academia at home:

19:49 This woman has a pizza oven for a box. She gives birth every 6 minutes to bake at 450.

And suddenly all my suppressed FernGully memories came back.

57:22 I like they use the Minecraft eating sound instead of the drinking sound.

Aw yeah! The series that brought us together!

My favorite part of this 1hr video is the debate at or close to 58:00. Where they can’t figure out if the kiss is gay or not because they don’t know the gender of the characters. 🤣🤣 (Not because “dress = woman duh.” But because I also legit had zero idea if the kids was gay or not.) Also I agree smoking kills. Do edibles instead. 😋🙃

46:13 art imitates life, all my latinas stay winning 💯

“Danger is like a flock of birds, it has nothing but contempt for the existence of your car,” -WieldyLattice30, 2023

The legend has returned

the best part of this show is that it introduced me to new youtubers in my effort to watch people dunk on it. i think it was how i found spilling the milk! so thanks hgs for being so bad it helped me find a really funny reaction channel!

this is the only format in which i will watch this show

Fucking hell I love this channel. No idea how I found it, but you all are awesome. We need more people like you on RU-vid.

24:47 yo.. im not gon lie to you, this whole segment right here is a big big mood

Happy 1st Anniversary to this so-called "Anime" but ever since me (along with a few other fiends) who discovered, you made us not just subscribe to your channel, but made this a million time better and we're grateful to have you all around!

Its actually so good. I'm starting to unironically like this show

Eden: "They're fighting the gayest octopus in the world" * The professor comes out of the octopus *

Oh no it's back, but on the other hand I'm reminded of the Thicc dwarf girl so it's not all bad.

Yea, I too scream in terror when I see the title Crunchyroll Originals.

I fall asleep to the high guardian spice playlist and now I don’t need to

I remember Hexxus from Ferngully, me and my brothers had that and couple other movies to watch in the car on a road trip to visit our aunt when we were children

29:47 OH. GOOD. Why don't we just invert the plants' stalk too while we're at it?

This series was made for the right audience. Despite it being hated from its intended audience, it has made fanbase from its non intended audience

46:40 I get the reference! I love that movie. I've actually watched it multiple times.

33:26 - and parsley is like uh... - Italian! - ✨️A Q U E E N✨️

It's so weird that this show borrows elements of Japanese anime, and yet it has the soul and the energy of the most cookie cutter modern cartoon in recent memory. I mean, you just have to look at the art style and animation. They use a sort of chibi-like magic girl art but the animation is stilted and severely lacking in personality (ironic for a show all about quirky fantasy characters). It doesn't even require some Ghibli level shit. Maybe, I don't know, give them more than one face template? Be more bouncy and expressive with their movement instead of this choppy stiltedness? Like, anime usually has their cutesy girl characters acting and moving, you know, cute. It ain't just there for the hell of it, it's also a part of their personality. Everyone moves and acts like the exact same figure.

The way they said Gon from Hunter x Hunter💀 My man they did you wrong you ain’t Gon you Gone now😂

I can tell that this vid was hell to edit.

Ehehe yes the boys have blessed us with a mega episode

i swear, your commentary is the only thing that makes this "anime" enjoyable. (Rev making an appearance was honestly a cool surprise)

Says a lot when the best characters in a show based on DIVERSITY are a shortstack white girl(Parsley) and the bully white girl(Amaryllis).

I'm 33% tempted to rewatch this drunk now.

This is the quietest dialogue I've ever heard in a show

As an aetheist can confirm, we don't use technology lol

More like High Guardian Space. Cause I'm throwing it out the airlock

now do I'm Not Starfire.

Thanks for sacrificing your sanity for us

EVERYONE IS GAY IN HIGH GUARDIAN SPICE!

"What's nine plus ten?" Nineteen.

At the end they don't become guardians, they are named after herbs, not spices. All that is left is High, pretty sure people who made this were high on something.

I actually have a high guardian spice fanfic I wrote with a friend. It’s no masterpiece but it’s about Sage and Snapdragon

45:54 Absolutely the best joke in any Spilling the Milk vid!

Squidboy sounds like he's on Xanax