thegreatcalvinio bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
@@astroknight5 :D :D Ohhhh, think you're clever huh? You think spiders and snakes are bad? Try feral pigs that attack, a wombat in full flight will chew your face off! A koala on an average day will make noise like a person being molested in the WORST ways! eeep! Not to mention our serial killing, forest dwelling, hitch hiker murderer! Then you have Tasmanian devils with transmissible cancer that eats your face off. Drop bears. Hoop snakes. Echidna's with tiny crossbows who use their own quills to shoot you with! I should also remember to mention our exquisite meat eating quolls with teeth that would make Dracula drool, fearless possums that can raid a house and home like NO cat burglar on earth!! And DUDE - YOU'RE worried about EMU'S??? Those things are totally harmless, they're not like Ostrich's (which for some reason I seem to think are aggressive and can attack you? Am I COMPLETELY wrong here??). A 7 foot tall, red kangaroo will mess you up WAY faster than any emu, and they have muscles that would make Arnold Schwarznagger hide his head in shame. Nope, the spiders and the snakes are the least of it, especially when you're brought up with vegemite, the equivalent of solid, salty, guinness, without the alcohol, ON TOAST for breakfast, from birth!!!! AND - if you want to start on the weather - which is what too much water is called, WEATHER, not flash floods!! And fire season, we deal with it. Others live in INSANE places named things like 'cyclone alley', etc.etc. And you guys call us Australians crazy!!???? .....you're quite possibly right. :-/ LOL. Cheers for the chuckles man. ;)
Deletedpeanut bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
Pecan bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
“You got uh... Jonathan, Christoper, Marlon, Octavian. You got Donald, Regis. You got um... Oliver... um Christopher. There’s two Christopher’s cause that sometimes happens” 😂😂
You know how I tell the time in the US? When Fairbairn films releases a video, I know it's about 1 AM. Then it is a simple matter of mentally keeping track of the time until the next video. Because buying a clock would just complicate matters.
This vid literally sums up the time when you're at your mate's house and THIS is your idea of having fun. Also: when Jaxon is trying to guess the theme song's to classic show's, and he's in a hoodie, all depressed in shit...LITERALLY ME.
That farmland looks fun. I’d be out hanging out side all day if I had a friend or relative and have good adventures. Reminds me of my grandmas house lol
1:12 Lachlan: There’s a circle on the road Jaxon: Put the sand back... Lachlan: ...Jaxon you can’t cover up skids with ya- ya shoes. IF YOU PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT NOTHING HAPPENED Also yes I want more vlogs please and thank you
@ 5:17 They look like such a happy couple 🥰🥰 It’s beautiful they can express how they truly feel in Alabama (also, never really noticed how much sand dunes there are, wow I have to revisit)
Lachlan and Jaxxon - you guys are the real life versions of Daniel and Nathan!!! (re.Chris Lilley's comedy, Angry Boys and so forth). LOVE your work dudes - keep it up.
