We invented new Pokémon 

Jordan’s chances of being a teacher dwindles with each Shark Tank episode…

Quickie is clearly the best Pokemon conceived by man. I can see absolutely no problems with its name, description or abilities.

5:26 “Good evening sharks” “-pedos” “Pedos?” Fucking love Jackson’s quick thinking on that

I love how Jordan is trying to teach kids about quickies.

Hop and Little Z unironically had dope pokemon. Cogger delivered exactly what I expected, and Jordan is in prison now. Top tier video, 10/10.

Little Z actually nailed the pokedex entries lol. He exactly got how they're just kinda two vaguely related sentences

Jordan always shows up with the worst preparation but brings out the best presentation. I had trouble breathing during his segment.

Peter with a genuinely good Pokémon line from abilities to description, Jackson coming in with a niche idea that somehow works, Zack with the puns come to life, and then Jordan just absolutely blowing the competition out of the water

Jordan: It's for kids Also Jordan: presents Quickie and a slur-spamming squirtle corpse.

Jordan had me fucking crying, my god. He definitely knows exactly what he's doing but rides the line for comedic effect like a master haha

Jordan delivered on a whole different plane of existence. I dont know how many pens and keyboards must have burst into flames while writing quickies description.

Jordan must be on a speedrun to remove any chance of him becoming a teacher

😂😂😂I really don't know if Jordan was ignorant of his pokemon name and ability or containing his laughter but his presententation really caught me off guard.😂😂😂

Here is the Saga, for those interested. Pedo joke begins 5:26 A lesson for the kids 7:29 (the comedic timing on this one was perfect, with Jackson losing it right away, Zach figuring it out quickly, then Jordan, with Peter just sitting there confused until he hit rewind in his brain and finally got it.) Zach has an amazing psychic read 14:27 (I’d do more quickie time stamps but honestly the whole thing is the clip) 17:54 Zach realizes how pointless the quickie was. 20:29 Peter pays $2.50 for a quickie from Jordan.

Peter - The patriot Jackson - Making it up as he goes along Zack - The pun master Jordan - Now on a dozen watch lists

Either Jordan was on some weird shit or this was the best script he has ever practiced.

Of course Zack has the best Mon. His evolution line is so well named. Escarghoul goes hard.

The fact that Jordan just keeps on going at 16:10 is why he’s so funny… and also why he’s not becoming a teacher

Quote of the week: We could also have Pokémon with boobies. -Zack Treharne

Literally in tears as Jordan tries to explain away a "quickie'" suck ability.😂😂😂

The script for this sharpedo tank is so good. From Zack's Pokémon, which I actually want in the game, to Jordan's presentation after that long setup from Jackson. Top tier hilarious Underdogs content.

Jordan continues to display why he's the funniest Underdog by far

I actually cried and slapped my desk with Quickie. That was amazing. Top tier moment for sure.

Honestly Jordan not knowing what he was doing with Quickie was believable up until "quick release"

I forgot about their Sharpedos pun for the judges, so I was genuinely confused when Jordan seemed to request that Jackson refer to them as pedos.

I hope Kiana knows how epic she is for doing this 😎

"If you know a little Australian mythology, you might see the next one coming!" "Yeah. Boomerang!" Never change, Cogger.

Holy shit I busted out laughing in the office when Jordan corrected Cogger "pedos"... got a look from coworkers... great stuff

Escarghoul sounds terrifying on trick room teams

The video had such a build up to Jordan's presentation and it was such a huge pay off that it's hard to believe it wasn't staged! I had to pause a few times because I was dying of laughter!

I know Jordan's batshit insane presentation was the highlight. I just want to appreciate how unbelievably hard Escarghoul goes, god DAMN, top tier design

does peter know what the other meaning for yaoi is???

Another incredible performance from Jordan

Everyone is great in these presentation videos, but Jordan is just insane

Fun fact, a pokemon evolving after it took a certain amount of damage already exists. Galarian yamask needs to take 49 points of damage before it can evolve into runerigus through the player walking under a rock in the wild area

Jordan's pitch took so much fucking effort to not start cackling bro lmaooo

I am absolutely convinced that Jordan planned the sharpedo joke at the beginning to fit with the innuendo's with his pokémon that are supposedly lessons for children

Jordan's quickie section had comedic writing on par with Director cogger

I love Cogger’s creativity with the media trio, and deevidee’s nuance would be really cool to see in a Pokémon game

That might be the most unexpected Kiana jumpscare I've seen in a while, and I'm here for it. Also omfg, I actually cried over the quickie bit 10/10.

Zack's mockups were actually pretty good, I love the concept of death snail, his names were pretty Pokemon-esque, and that final evolution was actually nuts.

I was absolutely drenched in tears from Jordan’s presentation I haven’t laughed this hard in so long

I love how they progressively get more well dressed with each passing video

Jordan's Quickie killed me.

The thumbnail already says underdogs are better at creating Pokémon than Nintendo (Gamefreak my bad)

There’s no way Jordan didn’t know what he was doing when he made quickie. OMG I have never laughed so hard.

Every IRL video reminds me of why Jordan is possibly the funniest person on the planet without ever being aware of it 😅

5:27 PROOF JORDAN IS THE FUNIEST WHEN HE DOESNT TRY

I honestly like Escarghouls evolutionary line. The Pokédex entry behind it wasn't rather bad. It's ability was rather well, its stats and moves could be worked around competitively and the idea that originated behind the creation was rather brilliant. The design details were also brilliant. Would be honestly epic had it become a real Pokémon.

Poppt1 making us remember that he is the funniest underdog once again xD Loved the draws from Kiana they look perfect even with the weird concepts. Hope for a part 2, the Sharkp***s need to come back.

This episode of Sharpedo Tank was really... something. From Yowie (yaoi), Jordan The Shar-pedo, M-rated Pokémon boobies, to the unparalleled horror that is Quickie, this video truly has something for no one! 10/10, would reccommend! Edit: Thanks for the new Twitter banner, Jordan :)

I don’t know if it should be Holly or his parents but someone has to warn Jordan about these things more often.

i seriously don’t think i’ve ever laughed as much as i did at jordan’s presentation

Jordan owes me food, I just spit everything out

Quickie and ‘the nickname given to the sharpedos by Jordan’ is truly a poetic duo

4:53 while not the exact same, Basculin into Basculegion has a similar method with taking x amount of recoil damage.

Only Jordan could have unironically imagined that description and name for a quicksand pokemon

Jordan’s made me laugh the hardest, but Peter’s is the one I’d want to see in a game

i refuse to believe the "hello sharks" was not a setup

Jordan going last was really unfortunate, his whole presentation got an extra layer of unhinged

Holy crap this exchange is legendary 5:26 “Good evening sharks.” “Pedos” “Pedos?!”

Words cannot describe how excited i am for this, every time this has been mentioned on the pod i have asked myself when, and now is that when!

I'm rarely commentating these videos but I have to appreciate the quality you guys are bringing up these days. Thanks for the content!

Jordan's presentation has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in so long the shar-pedo even before it and just how it kept going I was legitimately wheezing with laughter

The worst part is that now Pokemon can't use Escarghoul without getting permission and Pokemon company is too prideful for that. That is the coolest design for a non-canon pokemon ever and I want it in a game so bad lmfao

“Good evening, sharks” “Pedos” “Pedos”

Jordan proving he is the funniest underdog 😭💯

genuinely in tears about Jordan's pokemon.

Jordan's talk was so hysterical it could be scripted

Making a podcast segment into a video was such an amazing idea ! I hope there’s going to be a sequel ! We really see the best of each of you in those shark tank👌🏻

Escarghoul in trick room makes it a living nightmare

Jacksons reactions to escarghouls ability! Lmao. 😂 13:15

This is 100% evidence that Jordan is the funniest Underdog

Love how they question Zacks pokemon but yet Driftbloons pokedex exists

Notes on Yahoo: That weight is actually really low for a humanoid creature of that height. If it had that weight at 7 feet, that would be slightly lean but workable. At 11 feet, it's way too light, especially for a "Gains" pokemon. Also, evolving based on damage taken isn't totally new. Basculin evolves into Basculegion when it's dealt around 300+ backlash damage to itself, and Yamask evolves into Runerigus when it's down at least 49 HP below its max (but isn't knocked out).

I like how Blu-Ray comes before DVD in Jackson’s media evolution timeline.

I'd be 100% convinced Jordan was doing his whole bit on purpose if it was anyone other than Jordan.

Yet another example of why Jordan is the funniest Underdog

I'm so glad they left Jordan's until the end, after all the build up before hand. That man is a comic genius!

I love that jordan made two mons that were inspired by things that are already pokemon. i.e. quicksand (sandyghast/pallosand), and pollution (koffing/weezing).

Jordan is so goddang funny I truly don't know if he actually did his first Pokémon on purpose or if he was simply unaware of how deep in the joke he was. Also that art? 👌

This video has convinced me that Jordan is the absolute mastermind of the Underdogs and has known what he’s doing all along. There is no fathomable way someone could create Quickie unaware unless they were the most oblivious motherfucker on the planet.

This was a really cool video idea! I really loved the drawings and the ideas. These are all legitimate Pokémon I could imagine. I had to pause the video during Jordan's presentation, I just could not take it lol. I have not laughed that hard in ages, I was in tears. You guys are the best, and please do more of these! :)

I haven't laughed this much watching a RU-vid video in a long time lmao

I can't tell if Jordan is brilliantly devious and knew exactly what he was doing or too pure he didn't see any of it.

If this wasn‘t Jordan I would be convinced that his bit was scripted😂 Great video guys!

Jordan can not be more fun

Jordan is actually FKING HILARIOUS and should be considered a national treasure.

The best part is that Jordan definitely didn’t do this on purpose

Jordan may get some lame kills on the gaming channel and not bring the hype but his ability to bring content to this channel is amazing.

Never let Jordan cook again

I don't want to post spoilers but Jordans first one is just incredible content m

Peter’s felt the most like an actual Pokémon.

"I thought quickie was good"-poppt1 in a live stream

This is another prove of why Jordan is the funniest underdog

I refuse to believe Jordan wasn’t aware of what he was doing while creating his Pokémon😂

This is like when your friend makes joke and u cant stop laughing behaus he just keeps adding stuff until you almost dye

7:43 Hopcats delayed reaction was the icing on top of this moment I was dying 😂

DvD and Yahoo go so hard. Yahoo could even have a way to be evolved where it can only evolve once hitting a certain level but only if it’s in Red HP range. Great stuff, Jordan out here unknowingly making it weird again

Jordan can't be serious with this lol. He really had me crying of laughter