We Make the Most SATISFYING CGi Machine 

agreed, I had no idea what was going on. Visuals were amazing though

Yes, the camera movement almost gave me motion sickness trying to follow it, but otherwise it is a VFX marvel and I can also appreciate the work that went into it.

I second this

So basically, the rude goldberg coffee machine was a success then. It's good to know they achieved what they were going for.

I didn't want to be mean and comment anything negative but I agree I had a hard time following what was going on, and to be brutally honest I only found the sound design satisfying, the 3D scans were insane too though

Why? It's a fluent loop, just watch it until you fully analyzed every frame :)

Change the playback speed

@@ZillionPrey he definitely does have a point, the amount of detail and things going on almost makes it difficult to read. it the shots definitely could have been directed better

@@ZillionPrey it’s a brilliant render, super detailed, it’s just that the camerawork makes it difficult to follow exactly how they want it to be followed. there being hardly any clear focal points is my main critique

IMO, slow camera panning like this in videos without 60 fps, always ruins it a bit, and even without that I feel like the whole thing was too blurry for me to properly appreciate the details. I feel bad about saying it, but for me personally it wasn't satisfying to watch at all :/

Yeah I would definitely agree that the camera movement was very unnecessary and disorienting. Also while cool, it certainly wasn’t satisfying so I’m not sure why they stuck with that in the title.

Basically it sucked 😅

how tf did this make you motion sick

@@TheSealseal nah

@@Spheraz Yah

They kind of did that! Except they were able to choose the assets (under a time limit) and they just had specifications they had to hit. I agree, the random 3D asset challenge would be very fun!

Yes!!

Like the time Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy got superpowers from slightly overcooked popcorn!

its just cause of the colours they used imo, it was too dark and I feel like it didnt do a very good job of guiding ur eyes through the process

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lol unless he just likes randomly filming himself waking up like the Undertaker lol

He's interacting with the bed but his head looks like it's rotoscoped, weird

All Jake's do.

The mustache is detachable.

nice obvious sarcasm

Still a better Batman than Ben Affleck.

Many say this Jake is just an actor with face replalcement and the AI voice, the real Jake is tied up in a basement in Texas.

@@NathanRW But what if this whole video no no...whole Corridor content is CG made on Unreal Engine 6 which we even don't know about 💀 and have been watching since 2011 thinking they are real. Wait wait...what if that unreal engine is a CG too. No actually what if RU-vid is CG...or what if your screen is CG or what if you are CG..but whole world can be CG right? 💀

@@rishabhgusain everything is made by Sam alone in his room with Unreal Engine

@@dan_aca Come from real account Sam. Don't CG with me and can u please stop glitching my freakin mouse

@@dan_aca its actually power point

Jordan, Peter and Son.

he looks like pewdiepie

@@rahulk4482 I was gonna say he looks a bit like Clint with a fuller beard, but pewdiepie is much more accurate! Lol

Who

Fenner is a stud he doesn't need a personality with that body

Yeah, Jake is definitely a big part of Corridor's success.

game grumps 10 minute power hour

Did the person running the GG account think they were logged into their own profile lmao

@@BaIlZack While possible, that also sounds exactly like something Arin would say XD

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

It's them, the video game lads!

thank you for your professional review! without it having us grounded, we´d have no context of greatness. *bow*

@@nyubi007 aw thank you. You may rise peasant.

so are you a rube goldberg machine or a digital render

@@toafloast1883 im 50:50

@@nyubi007 Professional review? Guess anyone can be a professional nowadays.

ik if I were Jake I would absolutely demand that this episode be super obviously fake lol

It also looked strangely blurry the whole time. Like, they tried to get a small focal length, but they also changed the focal point so much that it's just disorienting.

Yep. I had the same issue. Camera moves waaaaaaay too fast. needs to be like twice as slow. great job i guess but I did not enjoy it nor like it.

@@NowaboMusic I feel like they were trying to hide the imperfections in the 3D scans. They looked good, but not good enough to replace an actual model in most cases.

yeah same although youtube compression probably doesnt help

Seems a lot of us felt the same way

ye that really destroys the satisfying element when stuff spills etc. its pretty high quality, so sinking that much time into it it cant all be perfect i guess

I feel like they really struggle with the concept of satisfying. They go so hard on creating something *technically* great that the end product loses most of the core tenants of satisfaction. IMO a satisfying render would be clean, smooth, and easy to follow. Rough 3D scans, junk everywhere, jerky motion and a hard to follow camera for me makes this more like a portfolio of various skills the crew have than a cohesive project with a clear goal in mind. I don't want to shit on the end product because the process is super enjoyable to watch, just wish they'd go all in on one end of the spectrum and succeed, rather than trying to squeeze in so many competing elements that just cancel each other out and hurt the final result. Everything is very impressive individually but together it turns to mush.

@@noaburr Thanks. Glad I wasn't the only one to have noticed these issues. :)

I don't mind the spilling too much as it kinda grounds it a little more and makes it a tiny bit more believable. The camera, however, was making me absolutely sick. Why was it wobbling around so much? And it never stayed still, and the motion blur....

I don't know if its not my style or what, but I really didn't like the operation of this machine. It had a lot of waste and doesn't look good.

I know! You're using a scale.... but a blade grinder? CMON!

RIGHT chemex is asking for a medium coarse grind. Not powdered sugar

I'm glad someone else commented this, the amount of boulders in that pour-over shot had my eye twitching

As someone who's not a true anything nerd, nothing ever kills me 🤣

You like ad reads? They aren't even bits they're just adverts at the end of the video bruh

@@goobleron sometimes they are bits

Hell no, all the Corridor skits are bad, and Jake's are the worst. Stick to CG, you aren't actors!

@@jaspervanheycop9722 what?

I mean... this whole video was an ad

Smoother than Blonde Roast Coffee

LOL yes! That was the best part!

Because of the glasses, I thought it was CMike. Now Fenner is the second nicest guy.

Literally ctrl+f'd to see if anyone else thought this.

I thought your profile picture was a hair on my screen lol

All art really is this way lol as a graphic designer, that’s the reaction I strive for. When I show someone a logo, and they go, “Ok?” That’s when I know I nailed it lol because it looks so professional that my friends don’t care because it just looks like a logo to them

Your profile picture is pure evil. I like that.

Agreed I think the camera movement was a bit fast I couldn't see what was happening but it was still dope

I will never understand what this "party pooper" thing is...

@@Nekotaku_TV looking at a good thing but only seeing/pointing out the bad basically or in this situation.

@@hendershot_films That's assuming this is a good thing. It was nonsense that many other people found disorienting and uncomfortable to watch

its the very heavy blur, i could not see anything while camera was moving.

Every time I see that title it reminds me of Everywhere at the End of Time and I shiver

Is he?

He's the Paul Sr. of this show. He even has the mustache and tatts

Not an asshole, but I bet he’s quite tired of having to stop the procrastination marathons from time to time.

​@@lucbloom That "procrastination" pays the bills. They make a clear point of that in the video. Jake doth protest too much.

@@lucbloom Not to also be an asshole but this is clearly a job they all worked very hard to get and one they enjoy. We’ve seen that they are all very motivated and punctual people. I can almost guarantee you that if there really is any procrastination it certainly hasn’t evolved into a problem. These guys have been doing this same stuff for more than a decade, before they had any official supervision like Jake. I’m sure there would be no Corridor Digital if procrastination among them was the problem you suspect it may be

It's about the journey not the destination. It's about the friends we made along the way.

Yeah, that camera was just wobbling side to side the whole time. It's was very disorientating. I hope they see all the criticism and make a slower more stable version of this render. It doesn't allow you to appreciate anything that's really happening.

RoFL

Hehe. Lemme guess, born post 2000s?

@@lucbloom I’m post 20th century and I care about VFX and CGI. (Shut up I know VFX is CGI)

a thousand times easier now than it once was. its amazing what can be done. there is some great software (blender) that is also completely free and almost as good as what pixar etc would use. they used blender in this video. but yeah, its definitely not easy, even from my extremely limited experience of just playing around with it from time to time.

hahahah wow. That must be fun seeing some random 3d scan you did suddenly appear in a corridor video

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@@Rekkuza-eu6sp dafuq

Wren and Clint??

Jordan and Jordan?

@@ParallaxDimensions-RU-vidYT Wren seems out classed by everyone who has joined corridor recently. He seems slow to really grow his skills, but he's been doing this for a decade. Just compare him to Peter. They aren't even in the same class.

@@fatal510 Whether he wants to be or not, I think Wren has become a sort of vfx supervisor for Corridor now that they've expanded so much. But he's been impressive for a long time. Peter is for sure extremely talented, though, I don't think anyone can deny that.

In his grave?! Has the 1930s, 50s and 70s coffee finally caught up with him?

@@jonathanlidbetter956 Let’s meet again here in 50 years and check again.

yeah that's the most entertaining part of this :)

if by random ideas you mean paid advertisers and by videos you mean commercials

@@Derek_Keenan I don't think advertisers came up with all of this stuff . . SO What Do You Mean ???

@@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 the entire video is a paid advertisement, the company Polycam hired them to make a video that revolves around using their app. they even put the link for Polycam *twice* in the video description lol

It wasn't a sketch it was a real dream

The smell of a high quality roasted 3090

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