We tried to tame an Enderman in Minecraft 

*"Have you seen Uranus"* *"Uh my neck don't break like that"* Got me rolling

Uranus is so big it casts a shadow upon the common folk

I'm not sure why but the fact that the enderman is called greg just makes this funnier to me

rename Greg to Chad. >he's 7 foot tall >buff as fungle nuts >picks on other kids >lifts (blocks)

“jschlatt was slain by Dick” should have been my senior quote

This is my first time editing for Carson, so let me know if you guys have suggestions for future videos.

"What are we, some kind of clown factory?" Yes.

So I was in the backseat of my friends car and we drove past a restaurant that said “Wood Fired Pizza.” And I said, “wood fired pizza, how is pizza gonna get a job now?”

2:55 this laugh added 10 years to my lifespan

"Carson why am I full of sin?" Jschlatt 2019

I’m very scared of Enderman, but Greg honestly seems like a cool dude I can have a cold one with

𝐉𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤

Wood fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now

If all the smplive clips were in chronological order in a playlist id be a happy man

Every time I watch your videos I hear a sentence that I never thought I would ever hear in my life Example “24framesofnick is in my chat and he won’t stop saying cock”

I could watch 100 straight hours of jschlatt and carson playing minecraft

when you realize that all clips in this video are a few months old *pepehands*

0:08 I love how much this noise intrigues me to visit your twitch channel

3:16 schlatt's laugh gives me life

travis’ laugh clears my skin and i am fertile

Travis laugh in the background is so wholesome 😭💕

This title is equivalent to “We tried to tame SATAN in Minecraft”

Me and a friend did this accidentally, we put a nametag on an enderman trying to put it on a horse and the enderman didn't disappear, it just kept teleporting around the base and at night he'd move in, and for some weird reason that no one understands, we could stare at it and it did the animation of getting angry but it would not attack. One day he just disappeared and we never saw it again :(

"What are we, some kind of clown factory?" My answer: Wood fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now?

Playing 5:43 at 0.25x speed is the funniest and scariest sound I’ve heard this week.

you trying to tame an enderman is equivalent to pizza finding a job *_impossible_*

"If I drink the water I won't drown* *Big Brain 100*

Did you guys know that wood fired pizza? Unbelievable.

"& also nuts" made me laugh an upsetting amount

11:48 Ah yes, my biases. Kim Carson, Kim Seokjin, and Sunwon

Did u know Carson was born in 2020 that means he’s from the future **mind blown**

Carson where’s my pog collection

8:30 i- "shut up let me finish" "this isn't the strip club"

Me: turns quality to 1080p Carson’s face cam: no

“Have you seen the planet at spawn” “But have you seen the moon walking bear Cooper” I fuck with this

carson please take my first born it is yours to have

carson’s videos are so far behind we will find the cure for cancer and he will still be making wood fire pizza jokes

I love how schlatt gets like 3 extra deaths pr video

When he said “spit on me balls” I felt that

Just look the Enderman in the eyes to tame them. You got to prove that you’re the dominant one.

7:46 well, you know what they say Schlatt is the master of.

Dear Carson, This is a nice video Carson, but I need to know where волк is. It’s been years since the accident in Russia and he’s been missing ever since. Theories have been appearing that warn me about how you may have волк and that makes me, along with hundreds of thousands of others, very alarmed. Please alert me immediately if you have him as I am constantly thinking about волк and have been worried since the catastrophe years ago. Sincerely, Your Neighborhood Friendly Ketamine Addict

Wtf there was an upload yesterday Carson are you feeling ok

Is it bad that I know exactly what those emotes look like just from their sounds

11:47 I WHEEZED SO HARD LMAO

Uranus is baby blue, with vertical rings. That planet is clearly black with horizontal, thick rings. Yeah I get it, Uranus sounds funny haha. Know your planets Carson

"I thought he was chill... I thought Greg was my man." *Altrive was slain by Zombie Pigman*

Carson is just clowning around after he told a joke about wood being a manager

Simpler times...

On any resolution below 1080p Carson looks like a still Picture

When Carson uploads a video at his old house🗿

carson, that’s not a pet. it’s an enderman

When you look at a comment section seconds after the video is released: “THERE SEEMS TO BE NO SIGN OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ANYWHERE.”

5:43 Lady's and gentlemen we got him

idk why but i’m obsessed w travis’ laugh😔

TWO UPDLOADS IN TWO DAY HAPPINESS NOISE

this is unhumanly, carson uploading two days in a row??? must be taking a break from watching pokimane

"Y'know those three pronged back massagers, with the vibration on em" "No, I'm not a part of the one percent"

Its possible to tame an enderman using an old glitch I found idk what I did but somehow it attacked for me no commands were involved just me going to an endcity and going from creative to survival and looking at an enderman

knowing jshlatts 8 year old cousin found this video is great to think about

"What are we some kind of clown factory?" - Carson 2019

as a kpop fan and carson fan, I fully support the idea to give the kpop fans dialogue to use

Therapist: big Uranus can’t hurt you Big Uranus: 0:12

enderman: cant teleport from dimension to dimension. Gets stuck in boat, stuck for it's entire life

*Callmecarson* has earned the achievement [morning wood]

Enderman: Exists Carson: **Im finna go England in the 1700's on this nigga**

Happy birthday carson, have a happy birth day carson. I am so happy you have a happy birth day car son

When you accidentally type out the entire Declaration of Independence even though you a Canadian Ok so I was sitting in the back of my car...

Guys the enderman is called Greg and Carson looks like Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid and he called him his best friend....

Wish I could turn back time to the good old days

Carson was live damn nobody told me when carson was going live

*Wood fired pizza, how will pizza get a job now*

A way way to tame a ender man is to get it agrssive the go to bed then it will follow you when you wake up but it will not attack unless you look at it

You have angered Greg the almighty

I love the insinuation that clowns are manufactured atop tall towers

Wood fired pizza!!!! That sounds delicious

I cant believe jschlatt's family found out about his youtube through this video

4:54 “IM IN THE BACKROOMS” Fucn lol

"but have you seen the fucking planet at spawn, schlatt" *"but have you seen the moonwalker bear, cooper, i don't know"*

Missing Enderman named Greg, if seen, boat.

Probably one of the best streams ive seen in a long time

Imagine being greg this meme is made by ilyas gang

7:37 - did he turn into Hank Hill for a second?

Imagine being 8, watching Minecraft videos, and hearing a family member say "Carson, we need to make a cuck laberynth." Or "24FramesOfNick is in my chat and won't stop saying Cock." Cause that happened to Schlatt.

I used to have an enderman on a server and his name was Bob. Discovered him while clearing a cave with my friend and he was completely chill. You could look him right in the eyes and he wouldn't do anything. We named him "Bob" so he wouldn't despawn and he is still roaming that server to this day.

Carson getting mad at a pig man is a mood

11:47 As a kpop fan to this day im still laughing lmao

The stream this was from is honestly Carson's best SMP LIVE stream

Pre Bald Carson Lore: My neck…. Dont break like that

*Luckily, I was diagnosed with street smarts*

was just listening to remember me by mr de la cruz

WHO THE HELL TAUGHT GREG TO ROW A BOAT???????????????????

You should’ve named the enderman, Dad because it always disappears

At this point Carson’s videos are deep lore for SMP Live Never knew how Greg wound up in the boat, but now I do

2:56 *his laugh was so cute I-*

Dad, you leave me just to do this? I thought it was a bit of a stretch for you to leave and go get milk but you playing Minecraft and setting it up on this channel, it's absolutely ridiculous. Dad mom has been going through withdrawals because of your recent disappearance and as a result, I have had to take care of Timmothy VII. He is very needy and needs constant attention and I just can't do that with school and all. Please come back, I know mom called you stinky once but she didn't mean it, I promise. Dad, I have no idea why you decided to start a Minecraft channel instead of getting the milk and coming home, but it's making our family fall apart. I have had to steal money from people on the street just to be able to afford bread for the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches mom always makes. Because of you, I have to eat the crust on my sandwiches because mother says we can't waste any food. Dad, I understand Minecraft is very important, but mom has been sleeping and taking a lot more naps and I'm thinking she might be dead this time. Dad, I beg of you, please just get the milk and come back, we can't do this without you.

𝒥𝓈𝒸𝒽𝓁𝒶𝓉𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 s𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒷𝓎 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀

My parents already trained an enderman. The Tall black man in there basement so what ever they do when they use a whip.

"uhh my neck.. don't break like dat"

Carson's channel is the physical embodiment of chaotic dude energy.