Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special) 

carson's wheeze sounds like a pig

Goat mode

ShmhmhmhmHMNNNNNNNNNNN

FakeRealEstate no

🙏

I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

@@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

@@kenntonontrac186 yes

@@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

Rhys Lee truly

we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

paid smiley ok

paid smiley Your point

paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

have you found it yet

@@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

@@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

its the snack that smiles back :D

6 days later 1.6m

He's growing too strong

@@elitesnakeeyes2712 Fool. He can only grow stronger

You’re profile picture!!! MAX!!

1.6M

"Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

Lol I agree 😂

His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

And 8 seconds

KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

Discord bot X Æ Aii

xd Defaulto no the last is Xii

Pronounced Kayelle

Oi

Le4che

no it shouldn't of

Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@ o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

Speaking from experience

@@smolbean1212 yes

Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

Dogs Butthole

thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

damn depressor mk2s

i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

IM WHEEZING

And also with you

@@paladinporkchop SAME

OMGPigletz one of Carson’s best videos

IM DYING

same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

he's the diamond to my diamond

So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

We are the diamonds to his sword

Deep bro………

...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

@@Only_Yours_ ...nito

.

you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it; not liking tho

so am I, a month later

So am i a week later

So am I, 2 weeks later.

So am I, 2 days later

I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

real

Priorities

Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

B

interesting observation young gentleman

I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

It's called life.

abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

Who said they're not on drugs?

@@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

@@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

Reminds me of simpler times

Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

@@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

@@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

@@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it. He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

RIGHT

Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

Le'5che

Le’6che

Le’8che

Le'9che

Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫 Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

*gong noise*

not 2 hours but ok

Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessjwalton what happened?

Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

He doesn't smoke weed tho

@@sugsy7077 meanie

Ahahha giofilms

Yeah I would subscribe

BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

@@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

Sammy your so sensitive

Dadiel Dadbar

Walter

Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

Disappointed*

@Lincoln Onion fair

i’ve watched this like 8 times at least

Cuz the Intro is Fire

666 LIKES BOI!!

@@elianadunigan2915 wow i thought i got like 20

Same here..

2.14*

@@Swagster87 2.15*

2.16*

2.17*

Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

flows out of the pizza...

?

It looks like god’s heart

When

*6:23*

pain.

pain.

Without love?

Epuc

yeet

So guys we did it

Carson when have’s million subs

Thank you for that. Im still gonna harass you with my signs tho -foreskindoggo

-, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.

Wha-

Hey. That's pretty good!

Aye I saw that one

Cargskin

Currently, no

Currently, yes

He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

@@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

@@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

*HINT HINT*

Hopefully not

I dont think hes coming back

his sub count went up surprisingly

@@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

@@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

Will Becker what video is I from

Time?

Raspoint 18:32

no it doesn't

i agree!!

._.

this didn’t age well

Uhhhhhh-

@@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

Totally

XD

My favourite quote from ted lol

I prefer God’s heart

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Jolt pppppopppppppppp

404 Not Found stroke?

You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

Bro that was mad funny I’m literally wheezing rn

42:40 cereal when have milk

Jjboomerang *have's

Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude Edit: grammar

I cant wait for.the next anything

He made another one

Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

@Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

@@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

Whats the time stamp?

@@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

@@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

@@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

@@zank5840 thank you

Nice name

I wish I was able to take that blow for him he’s such a genuine nice guy

What happened? Is he ok?

Lmao guess he did

uh oh

i am

@@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck He arrives

"How did you feel today at PE? Happy *Hollow* or sad?"

raccooneggs to rape u thats a bruh moment ngl

* COUGH COUGH* RACCONEGGS *COUGH *

@raccooneggs

@raccooneggs

Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

What is the song tho

@@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

no

What software did he edit it with ?

He meant it when he said he couldn't express how joyful he was

No homo

@Big Booty 69420 wow guys

@Big Booty 69420 im gay

He forgot no homo

Strayble tHATS GAY

Omg

*I H A V E A B O M B*

Get in contact. *_N O W_*

Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

Polar333Bear what was he like in school?

Hopefully not. Carson did nothing wrong other than just how cringe the entire dirty talk was. Not to mention the ages between them were viable to legally allow sex in Indiana. The legal age of consent is 16 and upwards in Indiana. Technically it is illegal to keep the pictures of Sam, the willing and enabling "victim", but I doubt he did. Considering that he told his Lunchclub friends that he talked to a minor because of how he felt bad about it, so I don't find it plausible that he has any "child-porn" in his possession, at least for a year or two now. And even though it's illegal for the pictures, it would be legal for them to have consensual sex. And people are acting like because of this Carson did something immoral. And the only thing that actually comes close to Carson being immoral would be the "power-dynamic" observed in Carson and Sam's relationship. I don't think Carson had any ill-intent or malicious intent regarding his fame, and also his fame wasn't that immense then during the start of 2019 like it is now. I think Carson might have just been a bit lonely and wanted a relationship and Sam was willing to do it and Carson didn't have much of a reason to say no. So, if Carson can't be held accountable for anything legally, which is what I suspect, and he didn't do anything immoral, and Sam wasn't hurt whatsoever (despite how she's acting like a victim on Twitter), I really don't see why Carson is being cancelled or why this is even news. Actually, I do. People just want to feel accomplished and say "we're the good guys!", "We got the bad guy!" even though they're ignorant of the damage that this is doing to Carson's life, meanwhile Sam is fine with no damage done to her emotionally or physically whatsoever.

@@pepper9905 based

To me the bad part wasnt necessarily the sexting, but the fact that he continued to do it after he told his friends he would stop and they invested so much time into helping him. Schlatt and Josh felt seriously betrayed by Carson when this all finally came out

@uhm. You can tell it didn't do much with her. She was really pushy herself too, if Sam wasn't comfortable with it she wouldn't have said "I want to keep going". She's in a victim role here. She can say Carson abused her and she would be believed. Carson had 7k at the time that happened, that's not much to me. It is bad how Sams acting like Carson hit her with a car or something. You can just tell from the screenshots that it didn't do much with her. Twitter kids hould just get tf out of businesses of people they barely know. They get pleassure out of seeing people fall that barely did anything. In fact, cancel culture doesn't exist. They cancel Quackity for speaking Spanish but let Tony Lopez and Zoe Laverne (actual child groomers) still make millions and live the good life while Carson and many others have to almost give up their career because the Twitter kids can't ignore it. Like, hello? That's not cancelling, that's being ignorant.

@uhm. I've red them, enough times. I will keep defending him cuz you know what might happen otherwise? He might never return without shit tons of hate. Again, you don't know how long they were talking whith each other. They were in the literal same grade. If she wasn't comfortable with it she should've again just say that, where did you see her say "please stop, I don't want this anymore. It doesn't feel right" once? No where, because she probs was partly enjoying it too. How "vulnerable" she was is a talkable topic. She was turning 18 in a literal month. She was litterally agreeing and going with him 98.9% of the time. He had 7k at the time they started talking I meant. She probally was still going with him because of the fame he had.

Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

Yes!

I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

Spectrum already have

I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

After that can you like get me some internet?

Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

Doubt

@@cumburger69 everyone has cut ties with him. It'll be difficult to even try

@@Artremas hard doesnt mean impossible

@@cumburger69 I just don't think Carson would be up to the challenge. He might start an entirely new channel though, I could see him trying that

@@Artremas oh he cant comeback as callmecarson i agree with that.

I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

i see that you decided to watch it through too

Yup

Bruh

Hola

The fairy fountain theme is my favorite song in the legend of zelda

What song is that

@@sofiatrujillo621 the fairy fountain theme from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

And that's where your wrong

well....

So uhm- who's gonna.. you know uh.. tell em'

Aged like milk then aged like wine

@@stupiditysad9079 not anymore

The magic of Carson

You're laughing with them like you're really there!

Its like youre with them telling Some Shitty jokes.....u can really Feel the Magic Of Carson

PEE PEE

Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

^

@@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

What about the last 8 seconds?

Gonna miss this man too many good memories

ok nerd

ok chuck

It’s called eas tones

@@Brand_NewCherryFlavor ah I see, a man of culture

You probably site the scientific inaccuracies in every movie you watch

My wife left me cause I splooge too much

Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

-J. Stalin

🤔

Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

@that wolfman das ist not very cool

Top 10 anime plot twists.

bish wat da faq no u

bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

bish wat da faq too much energy

bish wat da faq there you go perfect

bish wat da faq you speak!

:)

watch him go

Epic 😎

Pretty sick brah! So radd Let's get it duuude Surfs up

Well, at least you clearly liked it!

*thank you for this blissful comment*

bruh moment #47

“wholesome”

I think by that it, he just means how genuine he is

Best RU-vidr I’ve ever found

@@sacredstonesephriam5260 he is pretty wholesome compared to his friends, seeing how he's one of the only ones that doesn't smoke weed

@@sircuffington the fuck does that have to do with like.. anything

Yeah same, ill always enjoy his content, even now.

​@@guitarsoot784 He didnt "sext" an underaged girl, that is just lies, traves and noah backstabbed him for clout, and there was really no basis as not only the gnome keemstar acknowledged they were allegations, but one of the people who was involved apologized for lying proving that it was most likely a played up joke or lie, i dont know where carson went, i think hes just hiding from the drama probably in a mental health panic.

@@uv-al he isn't using his mental health is a victim card unlike mini Ladd dead he genuinely has problems and needs to get them sorted out

@@uv-al I agree but the girl admitting was a fake Twitter account