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Citing one excuse after another, Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump refuses to release his tax returns.
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@TheSpecialJ11
@TheSpecialJ11 8 лет назад
Trevor is getting better and better at this.
@jeremiahbrand5430
@jeremiahbrand5430 8 лет назад
Better and better at never saying the slightest thing to hurt a deranged, murdering psychopath but railing on someone who has done nothing wrong?
@jsegaul420
@jsegaul420 8 лет назад
+Jeremiah Brand "nothing wrong" I actually died laughing
@SaucyMcSaucer
@SaucyMcSaucer 8 лет назад
baba
@voilabb
@voilabb 8 лет назад
b8
@cytherians
@cytherians 8 лет назад
I didn't care for him at first, probably because I was still feeling the loss of Jon Stewart. But I have to admit... Trevor has won me over. I'm really liking his style. He's hilarious, witty, and feels genuine. I think he'll run this show for a decade or more. :-)
@specialneedspanda
@specialneedspanda 8 лет назад
good to see Trevor is finding his rhythm.
@mxruwa5741
@mxruwa5741 8 лет назад
Absolutely, he found his feet and mow he's dancing.
@TheAlbinoskunk
@TheAlbinoskunk 8 лет назад
4:02 that interviewer's face when he describes himself as a "strong Christian"
@oodsong
@oodsong 8 лет назад
+TheAlbinoskunk Wow, you're right. It's a perfect non-verbal "REALLY?"
@Bigkahkistan
@Bigkahkistan 8 лет назад
+TheAlbinoskunk LMAO he was stone-faced but the eyebrows gave it away. It's subtle but hilarious.
@Atombender
@Atombender 8 лет назад
+TheAlbinoskunk I literally lol'd
@rgonnering
@rgonnering 8 лет назад
I haven't seen Trump's birth certificate. Is he human?
@ThePhoenix6931
@ThePhoenix6931 8 лет назад
Bill Maher questioned that by stating that the Donald's mother conceived him with an orangutan, noting Trump had orange hair like an orangutan.
@rgonnering
@rgonnering 8 лет назад
+allasar Good one. I guess DT must be human.
@bennyssierra1
@bennyssierra1 8 лет назад
I might be wrong but I don't think squashed mango faced aliens with yellow lego hair pieces have birth certificates. They just grow from the finest cow manure.
@bennyssierra1
@bennyssierra1 8 лет назад
You seem confused as to who I was speaking off (probably the only person) so let me enlighten you . Yes, I was speaking about Drumph. As for chastising me, on no please don't. Life itself would have no meaning. You make me laugh you freaking grape. your a blip, nothing more. Chastise away loser. Probably never had the balls to serve your country, much like Drumph.
@lowlycalvin5644
@lowlycalvin5644 8 лет назад
No. He came from the planet orange-X21B. His hair is what they keep as pets there
@chiefjudge8456
@chiefjudge8456 8 лет назад
Trump embarrasses me as an American.
@IWearShaqs
@IWearShaqs 8 лет назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one shamed.....I was getting worried.
@josephang9927
@josephang9927 8 лет назад
Good. Move to Mexico.
@enayatkapadia1157
@enayatkapadia1157 8 лет назад
He knows nothing about what it means to be American.
@IWearShaqs
@IWearShaqs 8 лет назад
Enayat Kapadia I'm in the Army....I've won soldier of the year in my battalion......I think I do.....
@IWearShaqs
@IWearShaqs 8 лет назад
***** No politician favors ILLEGAL immigration; I do not either. It's funny how people think Trump is first person to recognize it's a huge problem. He's going to force Mexico,a country we're in debt to, to pay. He'll cut out free trade to a country that WE'RE in debt to. Mexico does not depend on our goods. It does bring them much revenue but they're country can function without it. It's at a much smaller scale. It's nothing like our dependancy on Chinese goods. I've read his plan. Mexico will not negotiate. Trump was born with a silver spoon and knows how to market. He is marketing his campaign well. He's not paying for it like he said. He's entertaining. I would not trust him with nuclear codes or foreign peace affairs. He is wishy washy and has a bad temperament. It reminds me of characters like Charlie Sheen or Al Sharpton. I'm a traitor....I fight for your right to vote for draft dodging billionaire baffoons.... I'm the traitor ...No...I'm use logic and facts...not gut feeling
@realdeal2165
@realdeal2165 8 лет назад
Trump is a strong Christian as he knows his two Corinthians.
@bthy384
@bthy384 8 лет назад
Hahahha
@crazymause5993
@crazymause5993 8 лет назад
+realdeal21 Rolf! what the HELL was THAT?even the athiests i know know that proper way to quote scripture.
@johnburt7935
@johnburt7935 8 лет назад
+realdeal21 Hey, how many Corinthians do you know, huh? #WeakDonaldTrump
@pete_lind
@pete_lind 8 лет назад
Corinth is in Greece ... there is still people living round that city or whats left of it . Archaía Kórinthos, Korinthia, Peloponnesos thats the address area. So now all in the plane and fly to Greece and meet some corinthians :-) Maybe Trumps has his eye on new mail order brides from there .
@stealthattack2209
@stealthattack2209 8 лет назад
+realdeal21 lol
@kdhlkjhdlk
@kdhlkjhdlk 8 лет назад
Hasn't released his birth certificate either. I wonder where Orange people come from.
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 8 лет назад
+kdhlkjhdlk They come from Oompa Loompa land.
@jaysplace01
@jaysplace01 8 лет назад
His orangutan father of course
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016
@Av3nG3Dz
@Av3nG3Dz 8 лет назад
he comes from whereever carrots are grown
@Imissthepostoffice
@Imissthepostoffice 8 лет назад
+kdhlkjhdlk I think it is the planet Mars. But Mars is red. So now, I am not sure. There were Vietnam Vets who had agent orange. Perhaps this is what Mr. Trump is trying to represent. Can't say for sure .. and onward we go.
@pledge8241
@pledge8241 8 лет назад
5:35 that laughter when someone gets the joke way too late
@user-hf5bz3or1u
@user-hf5bz3or1u 8 лет назад
+StepOutside Musique it wasnt that they were still laughing at the rob de niro picture or whoever it was
@pledge8241
@pledge8241 8 лет назад
+Динко Киров it was about the mitt romney picture
@cogforreal5952
@cogforreal5952 8 лет назад
+StepOutside Musique It was actually about the guy taking the bear gift from the child
@pledge8241
@pledge8241 8 лет назад
that guy is mit romney I was talking about him yeeeez
@cogforreal5952
@cogforreal5952 8 лет назад
+StepOutside Musique The picture that precedes the lone laughter did not show Mitt Romney. Mitt does not have all grey hair but has black hair. He does not look like that also. The photo was a random man taking a bear gift from the child "Take a wish".
@ben13993
@ben13993 8 лет назад
America is lost.
@that1guy335
@that1guy335 8 лет назад
+Ben Hadzic at least some people still believe in this country. Cynics like you aren't helping
@finalbossoftheinternet6360
@finalbossoftheinternet6360 8 лет назад
+Ben Hadzic Have you checked the Lost and Found?
@arcticcockatiel3783
@arcticcockatiel3783 8 лет назад
+Craig Zyrgle the janitors threw it out it was sitting in the box for to long
@matthewmccarthy8292
@matthewmccarthy8292 8 лет назад
+Ben Hadzic your taker avatar is that moment you realize meme
@EdgyPuer
@EdgyPuer 8 лет назад
+Ben Hadzic Do you know who find it, Donald Trump will.
@simplystreeptacular
@simplystreeptacular 8 лет назад
Trevor Noah just gets better every week ::hearteyes::
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
he sucks ass tho
@fraolbeyecha5491
@fraolbeyecha5491 8 лет назад
+:ToggleSwitch: xD
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
+:ToggleSwitch: I guess 60-70% of Americans are dumbasses then.
@moeezS
@moeezS 8 лет назад
Haha, props to the investigative team for mining his previous excuses.
@meghansmith3886
@meghansmith3886 8 лет назад
I tweeted show us your "huge" returns.
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 8 лет назад
+Tanasha Mccray *YUGE corrected.
@MrCitalo
@MrCitalo 8 лет назад
LOL!!!!
@klimundas1
@klimundas1 8 лет назад
+Bagabones Felis damn lol
@poochigooch6114
@poochigooch6114 7 лет назад
+Bagabones Felis shots fired
@BlackMambo5
@BlackMambo5 8 лет назад
#HeadphoneUsersEarDrumsMatter 7:19 = R.I.P.
@OldManShoutsAtClouds
@OldManShoutsAtClouds 8 лет назад
Thanks for the warning mate.
@BlackMambo5
@BlackMambo5 8 лет назад
ryan day -- Wouldn't want others to be a victim of outro-brutality. :D
@ArjunSharma-wc9qe
@ArjunSharma-wc9qe 8 лет назад
#WeakDonald😝😜😛
@Dadutta
@Dadutta 8 лет назад
+arjun sharma #CrookedHillary XDDDD
@jama8262
@jama8262 8 лет назад
+Google User I prefer ShitTrump and his useful idiots.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Abdullah Salem​ stfu
@DirtyDan892
@DirtyDan892 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby bitch
@ArjunSharma-wc9qe
@ArjunSharma-wc9qe 8 лет назад
Ryan Rigby man u r gay
@BattleBirne
@BattleBirne 8 лет назад
Damn he's getting really good at this Keep up the good work, Trevor!
@crazykhespar8487
@crazykhespar8487 8 лет назад
Thanks! oh wait
@philippenachtergal6077
@philippenachtergal6077 8 лет назад
Spaghettis on his head ? Damn, Trump is secretly a pastafarian !
@Lizardlizard02
@Lizardlizard02 8 лет назад
wow
@emikikuno
@emikikuno 8 лет назад
+Philippe Nachtergal Yes, in the sens he's the antechrist of Pastafarians.
@Poodlekisses
@Poodlekisses 8 лет назад
How dare you declare this blasphemy against our lord and strainer? Spaghetti squash is not spaghetti, it is a false prophet of lies and deceit. Blessed be our FSM, holy art thou meatballs.
@treyeschbaugh5908
@treyeschbaugh5908 8 лет назад
+Poodlekisses would that make trump the whore of spaghetti?
@2Granule
@2Granule 8 лет назад
Taxes pay for hi-ways, support utilities by giving them subsidies, promote the repair of bridges, airports, schools, and roads. Billionaires don't pay taxes and complain that bridges, airports, schools, and roads are broken. Are they stupid or stoned?
@ThatLegends
@ThatLegends 8 лет назад
They really just don't care.
@hendrsb33
@hendrsb33 7 лет назад
Actually, they just fly over all that mess in their private jets and helicopters...
@elizabethmaret7022
@elizabethmaret7022 7 лет назад
Tom Tall I'm w/u I wonder now what The Trump will do, he has to be shitting in his pants knowing that he has no idea what out Constitution is about, and thinking," What the hell am I to do?" I will not enjoy watching his administration go at their game for real, w/ the many illegal and unconstitutional underpinnings he touted throughout his campaign. His Tarzan ethical dilemmas and his cowboy enthusiasm was telling, when he said he would be elected if he took out a gun and killed someone and also said that he would bomb the hell out of anyone who put America down. Scary. Crazy. Help!!!!!!!!😑 E. Maret
@thorbjrn6290
@thorbjrn6290 8 лет назад
How are we gonna know Drumpf wasn't born in Kenya if he won't release his tax returns??? #WeakDonald #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
@garnalengarnering
@garnalengarnering 8 лет назад
#bandwagon #herdmentality #pathetic
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 8 лет назад
+christiaan de ruig You describe the Trump-supporters quite well.
@Dadutta
@Dadutta 8 лет назад
+Thorbjørn tax returns obviously have nothing to do with where he was born.
@Dadutta
@Dadutta 8 лет назад
+Enthused Norseman no he described the poster above him pretty accurately given the slogans and shit he referenced
@thorbjrn6290
@thorbjrn6290 8 лет назад
Dadutta ...
@maeson9821
@maeson9821 6 лет назад
I love looking back on these videos, its nice to see when we thought it cant get worse
@davidasiimwe9906
@davidasiimwe9906 8 лет назад
Ok. the volume spike at the end is crazy. You guys need to fix that.
@mizzorian
@mizzorian 8 лет назад
Why the volume of the show is so low but the intro and "outro" music is loud?? FIX IT
@emmalucas5379
@emmalucas5379 8 лет назад
IKR! Almost woke up the kids I'm sitting.
@zaidiazlan5051
@zaidiazlan5051 8 лет назад
yeah. i was just about to comment about it.
@WINTERwaves
@WINTERwaves 8 лет назад
Yes, I noticed this some time ago and it keeps getting worse and worse...
@Admiralty86
@Admiralty86 8 лет назад
+Mehran Mahdi Ya, just woke my whole family
@alexormulea
@alexormulea 8 лет назад
Nice show... #WeakDonald
@Dadutta
@Dadutta 8 лет назад
+Alexor Doctrine Mulea #HillaryIsARapist
@tiarabite
@tiarabite 8 лет назад
+Dadutta Ironic you post that in a video that mocking Donald's "but what about this completely unrelated thing" response to the tax returns with bringing up the birth certificate/email. Just like that, your reply to that comment has nothing to do with it.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016
@MrRjizz
@MrRjizz 8 лет назад
+Alexor Doctrine Mulea who would be dumb enough to release their tax returns during a audit?, ive lost hope in america you people dont even understand your own country
@alexormulea
@alexormulea 8 лет назад
MrRjizz no worry for me, I'm not American... but what America is going through is better than my country though...
@zacharyisbell7509
@zacharyisbell7509 8 лет назад
imagine the glory of Hilary and trump thrown in jail for their scandals and Bernie becomes president... pls make this happen
@aboubacaramine8689
@aboubacaramine8689 8 лет назад
+Zachary Isbell Hahahaha ha! in what world do you live, bro? When have any powerful people been thrown in jail for their wrongdoings? Never happens.
@zacharyisbell7509
@zacharyisbell7509 8 лет назад
+Daniel why...
@zacharyisbell7509
@zacharyisbell7509 8 лет назад
+Daniel you don't want universal healthcare and free college?
@thizzfox
@thizzfox 8 лет назад
+Zachary Isbell you can't just GIVE that stuff away you 16 year old fucking moron. Somebody has to pay for it and even if you taxed the top 1% at a rate of 90% it still wouldn't pay for Bernies promises!
@zacharyisbell7509
@zacharyisbell7509 8 лет назад
+Thizz Fox it's a tax increase for everyone who makes more than 200,000...we have enough
@PRican97
@PRican97 8 лет назад
Release the transcripts Clinton.
@MohamedMohamed-lz4cd
@MohamedMohamed-lz4cd 8 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHAHA Trevorrrr! you're the man!
@smannee
@smannee 8 лет назад
For fuck sake Comedy Central. Fix your audio. The theme at the end is too loud
@ijeomaokafor4307
@ijeomaokafor4307 8 лет назад
Are these words actually coming out of Donald Trump's mouth? I'm cringing
@rob_4227
@rob_4227 8 лет назад
Omg I love you Trevor.
@Cinqmil
@Cinqmil 8 лет назад
Trump's taxes. Hillary's emails. What else is new? Choosing between Scylla and Charybdis.
@Touchgrassplz
@Touchgrassplz 8 лет назад
Daily Show needs to fix their low volume audio
@dejahturner16
@dejahturner16 8 лет назад
Talk about taxes again Trevor. Just say it slower....
@rubyking7134
@rubyking7134 8 лет назад
right? omg
@nappyqueen86
@nappyqueen86 7 лет назад
LOL...i got turned on...jeez *blushes*
@dejahturner16
@dejahturner16 7 лет назад
abc123754212 starts at 1:54
@MrsMupp93
@MrsMupp93 7 лет назад
It was pretty hot, not gonna lie. The song "Let's talk about sex" popped up in my head, "Let's talk about tax, baby. Let's talk about you and me..."
@bthy384
@bthy384 8 лет назад
Adobe updates? More like Would you like to upgrade to Windows 10
@nileshkumaraswamy2711
@nileshkumaraswamy2711 8 лет назад
#weakdonald is a hypocrite
@babyboysmash6615
@babyboysmash6615 8 лет назад
yup
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Lol you mad bruh cause you probably an illegal about to get sent back to your shit country? ;)
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Hector Rodriguez​ lmao whatever you say illegal immigrant bitch
@DirtyDan892
@DirtyDan892 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby bitch, I can play this game too
@tanukigalpa
@tanukigalpa 8 лет назад
"strong Christian" calls 2 Corinthians "Two Corinthians"
@hisham435
@hisham435 8 лет назад
man, Trevor at his best, love your spirit.
@dfskdf
@dfskdf 4 года назад
At the time of this post, we still dont have his taxes. But he may be getting impeached...
@htran8465
@htran8465 8 лет назад
priceless, that's all i got to say
@CursedDeepFake
@CursedDeepFake 8 лет назад
it's because he doesn't make nearly as much money as he claims, he will never release them
@zanderrose
@zanderrose 8 лет назад
+Trump of Steel it shows your income though
@CursedDeepFake
@CursedDeepFake 8 лет назад
+Trump of Steel it shows income dumbass, you wouldn't know
@LigitBeef
@LigitBeef 8 лет назад
+Trump of Steel Did he ever say it showed net worth? He said makes. Meaning income. Uneducated imbecile.
@DarkAngelsAshes
@DarkAngelsAshes 8 лет назад
+Trump of Steel Your channel name seems to accurately display your intelligence level.
@DarkAngelsAshes
@DarkAngelsAshes 8 лет назад
***** My "decadent profile"? Do you even know how to correctly use that word?
@benji6005
@benji6005 8 лет назад
Trevor ,you are one of the best with Right knowledge.....
@TheMadameOfAll
@TheMadameOfAll 8 лет назад
finally trevor is taking a slam at hillary
@saadb4444
@saadb4444 8 лет назад
I hate bernie supporters like you so much. The reason why Trevor, Colbert and other hosts never take shots at Hilary is because they are Comedians! They need the joke to be funny. I don't like Hilary but the I found Trevor's hilary joke boring and unfunny. That's why the Writers avoid Hilary, it's difficult to make a funny joke out of her.
@Jaxymann
@Jaxymann 8 лет назад
+Saad BK H- How the fuck did you make that correlation?
@euphoricturtle2140
@euphoricturtle2140 8 лет назад
+Saad BK It probably wasn't funny to you because you are an obvious Hillary supporter. Must hurt to hear anything true about her.
@saadb4444
@saadb4444 8 лет назад
5Oblivion OP says that Trevor is finally taking a shot at Hilary. Implying that Trevor must have been avoiding Hilary jokes. I said that trevor and other Hosts (as they too are accused of being pro-Hilary) avoid Hilary mainly because she's an unfunny person. Trump is portrayed as an a-hole. Cruz is an insincere lizard person. Jeb was the push-over who gets bullied. Bernie is the wacky old man. But Hilary is cold, insincere and just plain.
@mphokganyago2052
@mphokganyago2052 8 лет назад
if Donald becomes president and comes for you trevoh ...buyekhaya ndoda..we'll welcome you back both hands: -)
@highpriest82
@highpriest82 8 лет назад
+Gloria Peters Umm no am pretty sure the guy is South African and they'll welcome him back home if Trump kicks him out
@cytherians
@cytherians 8 лет назад
Trump will put together a "slander lawsuit list." Anybody says anything about him that he doesn't like, and he'll sue. He'd probably petition Congress to make a new law - if you slander the president, you go to jail. Just like North Korea and China.
@TheSmellyboiboi
@TheSmellyboiboi 8 лет назад
America, why trump? Why?
@JP_Crimson
@JP_Crimson 8 лет назад
Because he said so
@EdgyPuer
@EdgyPuer 8 лет назад
+Sean XYH Canada why Justin trudeau
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
cause he is the best for America
@adamwatts9759
@adamwatts9759 8 лет назад
"Best for America" more like best at sucking dick!
@ThePhoenix6931
@ThePhoenix6931 8 лет назад
Because they ate lead based paint chips off their houses as children and it made them weak minded adults.
@brianna7921
@brianna7921 5 лет назад
Still waiting for them.
@Adriandz271
@Adriandz271 7 лет назад
Amazing Job Trevor. Really good one.
@KourtHouse
@KourtHouse 8 лет назад
Can we all, as people, just unite and remove trump from election?
@garnalengarnering
@garnalengarnering 8 лет назад
+BrosInBlack sure, why not. so, who are you going to vote for? assuming, of course, that you are old enough to vote. because currently, whether you choose to accept it or not, donald trump is the best option for the us out of all thee canidates. like really, would you want to see hillary clinton in office? also it seems a little anti-democracy to remove the highest rating candidate because you don't like him, doesn't it? while in reality the worst part of this election is the morphed truths and downright fabrications that the liberal media spreads, and little uneducated kids like you who just buy into it no questions asked. the combination of a biased mainstream media and gullible voters who don't do any research of their own is what's gonna run this country into the ground.
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 8 лет назад
+BrosInBlack i will unite and am not even an american! lol
@Berbs73
@Berbs73 8 лет назад
+christiaan de ruig Please tell us why Donald would be a better president than Bernie. I can't wait to hear you cry about socialism.
@KourtHouse
@KourtHouse 8 лет назад
christiaan de ruig umm so I take it your a republican and support fascism, as well as get off by blabbering your political nonsense in the comments sections of videos ! Nothing but love and respect to you man, but from my heart, your party is nominating a man who is the equivalent of scum! I'd rather have Bernie or Hilary; a socialist who believes in equality and a white woman working towards the people.
@HideousConformity
@HideousConformity 8 лет назад
+BrosInBlack "...working towards the people." Yeah, if by "people" you mean banksters, corporate execs and assorted other sociopathic greedbags.
@johnaarson
@johnaarson 8 лет назад
Speaking of releasing stuff, what about Hillary's speeches?
@BikramAdhikari89
@BikramAdhikari89 8 лет назад
+John Aarson She will after Trump return his taxes and vice versa
@stephan2053
@stephan2053 8 лет назад
Ikr? She does not have the right to criticize Trump for not releasing things.
@ThePhoenix6931
@ThePhoenix6931 8 лет назад
Her speeches may reveal she strongly favors Wall street, which will discourage Sanders supporters, but there is no proof Trump filed taxes, just his say so. That could get Trump convicted, while Hillary gets frowned upon and loses votes.
@johnaarson
@johnaarson 8 лет назад
Bikram Adhikari So... never? :(
@MrCitalo
@MrCitalo 8 лет назад
what have this to do with the tax returns if evry presidental candidat did it dince when?1976.....you are 1 of this trump supporters which didn,t care....make amerika great again,,,,how?no clue,,,,doesn,t matter..,,,by the way...CLINTON,,and TRUMP are both horrible,,
@michaelsheffield6852
@michaelsheffield6852 8 лет назад
Good stuff
@joonasfi
@joonasfi 8 лет назад
What's up with the screwed up audio levels? First I have to turn my amp all the way up to eleven to hear anything, then the ending theme song wakes up all my neighbors in the building, FFS!
@anthonylong9067
@anthonylong9067 8 лет назад
And people want him as president why?
@iw2205
@iw2205 8 лет назад
+Anthony Long 'muricans
@soimboredandtesting
@soimboredandtesting 8 лет назад
Shadier than nixon hahahahahaha
@garrycollins5244
@garrycollins5244 8 лет назад
Fantastic 👍🏻
@MsKeebe
@MsKeebe 8 лет назад
Trevor! You're making MY toes curl!
@qjitsu
@qjitsu 8 лет назад
Ryan Rigby has a lot of free time....
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016 #hillary4prison
@louiscarrico-braun5483
@louiscarrico-braun5483 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby🖕👎
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Louis Carrico-Braun #trump2016
@louiscarrico-braun5483
@louiscarrico-braun5483 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby trump is not qualified to run the U.S, represent the U.S, or control the strongest military and nuclear weapons on the planet
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
+Louis Carrico-Braun Tons more qualified then clinton or hippie bernie.
@linkinparkrulz2275
@linkinparkrulz2275 8 лет назад
He inherited 400 million dollars and probably isn't even a billionaire. This is a monumental failure of a businessman who doesn't even know the very basics of investing.
@thatoneguy050
@thatoneguy050 8 лет назад
As someone once said, "Once a rich man gets poor, he normally doesn't get rich again... unless he's Donald Trump".
@EdgyPuer
@EdgyPuer 8 лет назад
+R.L. Swine someone sounds jelous
@linkinparkrulz2275
@linkinparkrulz2275 8 лет назад
Eric Land I'd be more jealous of someone like Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or Peter Lynch who had to build their fortunes out of the same things normal Americans do. You don't admire rich people. You admire people who can build wealth. Trump couldn't do it. He just sucked that hard. If you gave me a 400 million dollar headstart I'd be the richest man on the planet by now. But then again, I read business books, analyze stocks and know how markets work. Trump doesn't know anything (And I have read all his books, something his supporters probably haven't done. He doesn't know shit.)
@EdgyPuer
@EdgyPuer 8 лет назад
R.L. Swine he was given a million dollar loan to start most people burn out and lose that, also he's dad died June 25, 1999. and by that time Donald was already a billionaire, he built he's fortune your just a jelly bitch who twist facts and can't handle his success sad.
@linkinparkrulz2275
@linkinparkrulz2275 8 лет назад
He got way more money than that when his father died. What the fuck are you talking about. His inheritance was where he got all his money. Most people burn out and lose a million dollars? Most people are just struggling to survive in America. He was gifted a million and every product he ever touched was a complete and total disaster, so he was forced to claim bankruptcy multiple times. Now he slaps his name on things and is basically a glorified trademark symbol. Genius! You fucking moron. I'm pretty sure he only wants presidency so he can eliminate the inheritance tax and leave his spoiled children even more money when he kicks the bucket. There's no evidence that he was ever a billionaire in 1999 or ever. Yet accusing others of calling him out on his bullshit of being "jealous" is akin to the childish behavior someone like Trump would do. So it makes sense that his supporters have an IQ averaging about 70 (you.)
@LooxeY
@LooxeY 8 лет назад
still struggling to stump the Trump, huh?
@bigbro890
@bigbro890 8 лет назад
+Márton Lukács It is more of a struggle with products of usa education system
@jasonkerby9137
@jasonkerby9137 8 лет назад
+Márton Lukács yeah, he's like the roach that won't die no matter how hard you stomp it.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
✔👍
@potheadkennewick
@potheadkennewick 8 лет назад
+Jason Kerby kind of like your beloved socialism/communism that's killed millions
@bigbro890
@bigbro890 8 лет назад
John Gulbunny Funny I was just talking about you in my earlier comment
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад
Thanks a lot, Trevor. Now I'll never be able to eat spaghetti squash again.
@3nduser
@3nduser 8 лет назад
I call on the power of Anonymous to get those Taxes!!!! Anonymous!!!!!
@napo2k11
@napo2k11 8 лет назад
I second that.
@finalbossoftheinternet6360
@finalbossoftheinternet6360 8 лет назад
+Geribal Zuri Anonymous is not your personal army #NYPA
@3nduser
@3nduser 8 лет назад
+Craig Zyrgle that would be true but they're not doing my "personal" bidding. its for the better of the country and not for my "personal" benefit.
@happycat7603
@happycat7603 8 лет назад
+Geribal Zuri I don't care about trump and tax but I want Hillary to release her transcripts then I'll care about trump and tax
@rumo893
@rumo893 8 лет назад
+Craig Zyrgle yet
@00abadir3
@00abadir3 8 лет назад
3:33 no he means the 21,000 that she deleted.
@Cudgeon
@Cudgeon 8 лет назад
+00abadir how would anyone be able to hand out the deleted ones? He should have gone with her goldman sachs speech... Trump really should employ Bernie as his Hillary Attack Dog.
@Jaxymann
@Jaxymann 8 лет назад
5:36 - That one guy laughed way too hard xD
@maxwellcooper2
@maxwellcooper2 8 лет назад
+5Oblivion Lol just the timing of it was so random. And then other people laughed because of the one loud laugh. Made me laugh.
@MG-wf9df
@MG-wf9df 7 лет назад
Trevor and his team are excellent.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 8 лет назад
Shadier Than Richard Nixon was the name of my third dubstep album. It was horrible.
@riderbikers4242
@riderbikers4242 8 лет назад
"strong Christian" and "jawa Man" at the same time.
@glasrazuma933
@glasrazuma933 8 лет назад
nice editing in the beginning starting off with mid-sentence and his joke fells flat because of it
@Ricokz
@Ricokz 8 лет назад
+xlioilx lol
@sullivansongz
@sullivansongz 8 лет назад
+xlioilx BLM? bacon lettuce....marshmallows??
@glasrazuma933
@glasrazuma933 8 лет назад
xlioilx i was talking about editing, what are you on about
@views-oo7pn
@views-oo7pn 8 лет назад
This show on Comedy Central is HILARIOUS ..
@cytherians
@cytherians 8 лет назад
In the old days, lots of money didn't get respect unless it was tied to social status. You had to come from a respected family. Today, anybody with a few million can act like they've got credibility. And of course, if you're a celebrity, that goes along way as long as you're holding in positive light (not being chased in scandal). Donald has big money and celebrity, which is a powerful combination. But the trail of deceit is out in plain sight. He has said he'll release his returns after specific events, and even afterward there is no sign of his compliance.
@cytherians
@cytherians 8 лет назад
By the way... another whole month has gone by. No tax returns.
@Mareepu
@Mareepu 8 лет назад
It's a massive return? But you're rich, and rich people are supposed to _pay_ taxes, rather than receive a return. ... Well, at least you're honest about the situation.
@easterlywesterly9304
@easterlywesterly9304 8 лет назад
Learn what a tax return is.
@Mareepu
@Mareepu 8 лет назад
+J. Montcliff Lol, relax, I _know_ what a tax return is.
@easterlywesterly9304
@easterlywesterly9304 8 лет назад
Mareepu Apparently not... you are talking about a refund.
@Mareepu
@Mareepu 8 лет назад
+J. Montcliff , because 'massive' isn't really something someone calls a tax return unless they're getting a refund, so I'm making a joke about how rich people don't pay a lot of taxes (therefore it wouldn't be surprising that they could receive a refund). It didn't hit with you, you didn't think it was funny, and that's fine because admittedly it wasn't the funniest joke. But yes, I know what tax returns are, I do them every year lol.
@SameerBobade
@SameerBobade 8 лет назад
Anyone else experiencing ads that don't stream and keeps buffering long time before watching the video?
@cyraorees
@cyraorees 8 лет назад
Come on Donny!!
@Airehcaz
@Airehcaz 8 лет назад
#weakdonald
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016 #hillary4prison
@edgardelgado5907
@edgardelgado5907 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby #dump trump #weakdonald #whichdonald #deez nuts2016
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
edgar delgado​ #laterillegalimmigrant #trump2016
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
+arrow naw
@benhuggyhes3148
@benhuggyhes3148 8 лет назад
Donald Trump is a weak, pathetic brat.
@FidelTshivhasa
@FidelTshivhasa 8 лет назад
#WeakDonald Trump
@ty_teynium
@ty_teynium 8 лет назад
the audio is low.
@locl3492
@locl3492 8 лет назад
There are such things as hypocrites, take his religious response with a grain of salt.
@axiom34
@axiom34 8 лет назад
You didn't include the most likely reason. It will reveal that he isn't anywhere near a s rich as he says he is.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
who cares
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Karen Anderson​ if those "many" people do care more about Trumps private tax returns he technically doesn't have to give out over Hillary multiple crimes..then they are extremely ignorant fucks.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Karen Anderson​ Look up the "crimes" she's committed dumbass, she is a politician..she can probably get away with murder if she wanted. WHEN Trump is Peesident, he even has intentions in convicting her amd locking her up. Light bulb yet?
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
*****​ Karen Anderson​ and no she didn't.. Not everything.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
*****​ lmao guess you'll just have to see when it happens;) enjoy watching President Trump do so lil girl
@jamesinbaltimore5487
@jamesinbaltimore5487 8 лет назад
The fact that Mr. Trump won't release his tax returns makes me think that, like his hands and his junk, his bank account isn't as big as he'd like us to think.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
***** #hillary4prison
@Sayobaka
@Sayobaka 8 лет назад
+Ryan Rigby Let me guess. Trump supporter
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Spookydacol​ its not rocket science lmao idiot
@mediumman5677
@mediumman5677 8 лет назад
+Spookydacol Yes, one with low IQ obviously
@deborahgross275
@deborahgross275 7 лет назад
I just have to say.....I LOVE TREVOR NOAH!!!!
@dutchymcdutch2553
@dutchymcdutch2553 8 лет назад
Fix the volume at the end please!!
@malinko35
@malinko35 8 лет назад
Trump isn't even christian
@corneliusshivambu2014
@corneliusshivambu2014 8 лет назад
#WeakDonald
@aisosaihama
@aisosaihama 8 лет назад
LOL' "shadier than Nixon", I can't.
@okrajoe
@okrajoe 8 лет назад
You should see my tax returns -- beautiful works of art.
@drepenaproject
@drepenaproject 8 лет назад
I miss Jon Stewart.
@wehavnoidea
@wehavnoidea 8 лет назад
ok? who asked?
@MobilApps
@MobilApps 8 лет назад
+drepenaproject Jon is gone, deal with it or stop watching
@roddaz
@roddaz 8 лет назад
Then go and watch a Jon Stewart vid. Duh
@cokerockstop2
@cokerockstop2 8 лет назад
+roddaz it's not the same D:
@PhedelCastro
@PhedelCastro 8 лет назад
+drepenaproject He did David Axelrod's show not long ago. Made me nostalgic for the old Daily Show when it was watchable.
@CarsonWotell
@CarsonWotell 8 лет назад
if jesus came back as anything it would be bacon
@robertcremin3291
@robertcremin3291 7 лет назад
"Communion Wafers" aren't they not just called communion
@supreme84x
@supreme84x 8 лет назад
Are we even sure he has ever done his taxes?
@rohanjarande
@rohanjarande 8 лет назад
I am gonna open a twitter account, i have a good reason this time.
@rohanjarande
@rohanjarande 8 лет назад
Nice one. You know i am not even American!
@thisislesbomaya
@thisislesbomaya 8 лет назад
i give up on trump he makes more excuses than preschoolers
@legatuslanius680
@legatuslanius680 8 лет назад
And Hilary is a two faced liar
@legatuslanius680
@legatuslanius680 8 лет назад
There are both fucked up. Hopefully Bernie makes a comeback.
@garnalengarnering
@garnalengarnering 8 лет назад
Bernie Sanders would be a decent option except he's too much of a liberal pussy to really make any change, also he seems to think that money grows on trees and will likely fuck the economy right back up. Hillary is known to compulsively lie to gain popularity and will never keep her promises. also corrupt as fuck. Trump is the exact opposite, he's undiplomatic and uncompromising but in my eyes the best chance we've got.
@Dadutta
@Dadutta 8 лет назад
+Zach Chaffee (Zachasaurs) oh yeah, you sure sound like you supported him at some point... "give up on trump" lol
@MrBennieagray
@MrBennieagray 8 лет назад
+christiaan de ruig im sorry to burst your bubble, but if you think trump is the best we got then you haven't been paying attention. And money does grow on trees where do you think people get the paper to make money sorry I had to say something dumb, but we see that Bernies policy has been tried and it turns out it works. example is Denmark. Actually European countries in general
@elovejapan7818
@elovejapan7818 7 лет назад
To those definites in life, I'll also add: laundry and crappy politicians
@KendonHD
@KendonHD 7 лет назад
I got an add on this video that started with "what is a world without wall?" Lmao
@gregoryd7670
@gregoryd7670 8 лет назад
#weakdonald :)
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
#trump2016 #hillary4prison
@SpoonDude
@SpoonDude 8 лет назад
#whymentionhillaryinatrumpfightthatsjustbeingabadsportwecantalkabouthillarylaterbutthisconversationisabouttrumpgoshwhyareyoualwayslikethiswhyohwhy
@gellercoaguila
@gellercoaguila 8 лет назад
Its funny how the argument about trump tax release is #trump2016 lol... That just show how trump supporters dont care about anything
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Geller Coaguila there is no argument for the tax release. It's propaganda, it's no ones bussiness.
@gellercoaguila
@gellercoaguila 8 лет назад
When you run for office yes your tax release is everyone's businesses...
@tonydex4750
@tonydex4750 8 лет назад
#ThisShowIsSoLameNow
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 8 лет назад
hahaha his taxes are with her speeches, love that too! lol
@alexhamilton3522
@alexhamilton3522 8 лет назад
If I were part of the fake crowd I would be like "Yeah well why don't you show your damning emails?!!!!
@runeh3022
@runeh3022 8 лет назад
the irony of hillary asking for trump's tax records when she herself refuses to release her various speeches to wall street.. *facepalm*
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
Ikr. Ignorant Democrats I swear.
@ChaoticReverie1
@ChaoticReverie1 8 лет назад
+The Rune Two completely separate things. No candidate before has been required to release their paid speech transcripts. However, every candidate for President for the last 40 years has released their tax returns. It is really shady that he is clearly unwilling to.
@runeh3022
@runeh3022 8 лет назад
Offcourse it's not the exact same thing, but it's equally shady, if not worse considering the current state of affairs in the u.s...
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
ChaoticReverie1 Hillary is committing a crime though.. Trump doesn't HAVE to release his tax returns. It's just another patgetic Democratic attempt to make Trump look bad.
@ChaoticReverie1
@ChaoticReverie1 8 лет назад
Ryan Rigby She's not committing a crime by not releasing speech transcripts. She's already released her tax returns months ago. Now Trump has to release his, like every other presidential candidates has for the last 40 years. No special treatment. The American people want to know which of their candidates are evading taxes, paying a lesser tax rate than most Americans through evasions, and if people are lying about giving to charity.
@arationalknicksfan2192
@arationalknicksfan2192 8 лет назад
2:46 Look at the time!!! I was there at 7/11
@coferhaslett957
@coferhaslett957 8 лет назад
Trevor Noah has so much contempt for America in general. The Daily Show has really gone down.
@canyousmellasmell
@canyousmellasmell 8 лет назад
+Cofer Haslett But you are an old cofer.
@dragonflywhisp
@dragonflywhisp 8 лет назад
Here's an idea...vote Burnie just based on the idea that he's a perfectly boring canidate who will probably do very little during his term and hope he does better than that. Instead of electing either Hilary or Trump. I find a boring president much more appealing then one that will start wars just based on them walking into a room and letting crap fall out of their mouths.
@xxxxmimi
@xxxxmimi 8 лет назад
i dont find bernie boring, most young people dont either.
@dragonflywhisp
@dragonflywhisp 8 лет назад
xxxxmimi Its a comparison thing. Compared to Hilary or Trump Bernie comes off as normal so "boring". Personally I'm ready for a President who seems as scandalous as your friendly next door neighbor after all of the ridiculousness of this race.
@xxxxmimi
@xxxxmimi 8 лет назад
+dragonflywhisp trump used to be entertaining but now this has become horrific and scary. i do not find hillary entertaining nor funny and i actually think she is boring and quite robotic and sounds rehearsed. ive watched all of these ppl on talk shows and interviews and i actually find bernie quite personable and some times his dry jokes and tones make him likeable to listen to. but yes agreed he is definitely not a comedian
@dragonflywhisp
@dragonflywhisp 8 лет назад
xxxxmimi I think you're taking what I said as a slight that I never intended. It was meant as a compliment to Bernie that he isn't trying to compete so much as hold hisown hence the "friendly nextdoor neighbor" comment.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
fuck Bernie #trump2016
@uttamgovind
@uttamgovind 7 лет назад
Great show, Donald should watch and learn!
@Rshuwayhat
@Rshuwayhat 8 лет назад
5:31 that laugh lmao. Someone's a little late at the joke lol.
@ankithguzz
@ankithguzz 8 лет назад
Read this link explaining the whole subject of why Trump is not disclosing his tax returns. Very interesting! www.vox.com/2016/5/14/11671650/how-rich-is-trump #WeakDonald
@chiefjudge8456
@chiefjudge8456 8 лет назад
+justinlip Trump supporters hate facts.
@mademoiselledelaforet6789
@mademoiselledelaforet6789 8 лет назад
#weakdonaldtrump
@CANISLUPIS100
@CANISLUPIS100 8 лет назад
Ryan Rigby Oh forgot one of the "Y"'s in "your" foolish me. I'ts easy for me to forget a simple "Y" but for you, a "Y" is everything you didn't want. All these years later you still rue the day of your birth pondering "why me? why the Y?" You wanted nothing more to be born with two X chromosomes but instead you were given a Y. Each day for you, an ever growing struggle, an ever exceeding feeling of punishment. Born in the wrong body, what a curse.
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
CanisLupis138 you on drugs now gay boy?
@ryanrigby3889
@ryanrigby3889 8 лет назад
CanisLupis138 you still here bruh? Im bored #trump2016 #hillary4prison
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