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@shooby9496
@shooby9496 11 месяцев назад
"So that the bride can pretend to be a PRRRIIIIIIIIIINCCEEEEEEEESSSS AND MARRY HER PRIIIIIIIINCE" That part kills me every time lmao
@cada2480
@cada2480 2 года назад
"You need to clean it with a kitten." Best line ever, I can't stop laughing!
@christys8445
@christys8445 Год назад
.....a WHITE kitten!!!!!!! 😂
@TheMiloRez
@TheMiloRez 4 года назад
“Pretend to have a kingdom” genius.
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 3 года назад
Living The King & Queen Fantasy 😂😂😂
@paulet990
@paulet990 2 года назад
The wedding thing is -- it's pretty much true! Spending ridiculous amounts of money to make a day "Instagram worthy," then starting a marriage in debt. He makes it so funny, though!
@craigsecor111
@craigsecor111 2 года назад
The best part is that his wedding probably had over 500 people and cost an extremely high amount of money.
@Exposetheluciferianagenda
@Exposetheluciferianagenda 4 года назад
With the Brooklyn Italian accent: “Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet? How bout’ something for the fellas?” 🤣
@jenniferbarksdale7924
@jenniferbarksdale7924 4 года назад
That was hilarious did you see the subway one with tuna water
@mrnonsense1031
@mrnonsense1031 3 года назад
I wonder why that guy pitching all the sales is from Jersey. 🤣🤣🤣
@clarissagiles734
@clarissagiles734 3 года назад
😂🤣🤣
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 года назад
😂
@beeger2914
@beeger2914 Год назад
Not only is the material hilarious, You ACE the delivery.Thank You again Jim.Dont ever quit.
@tamarabradshaw4799
@tamarabradshaw4799 4 года назад
This is the first time I've ever heard an honest description of what attending weddings really feels like. The only thing to look forward to is getting sloshed and dancing like a fool. I appreciate the honesty Jim.
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth 2 года назад
Lol getting sloshed and danving like a fool xD
@emiliebova
@emiliebova 2 года назад
Really!
@fucuszullanti7877
@fucuszullanti7877 Год назад
Still makes u a clown
@barbarabrennan1753
@barbarabrennan1753 Год назад
So what important who is getting married THIS weekend.
@fern10011
@fern10011 7 месяцев назад
Yeah-I thought it was just me who felt that way!
@OBENSquad_21
@OBENSquad_21 4 года назад
I finished it because I’m an American Killed me with that one 😂😂😂
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 года назад
“Don’t get that wet, you need to clean it with a kitten.”
@beedotsl
@beedotsl 4 года назад
It needs to be a white kitten.
@marlaholmes6706
@marlaholmes6706 4 года назад
🤣
@alainzheng1008
@alainzheng1008 4 года назад
I think i see what you did there
@powerofone1645
@powerofone1645 4 года назад
I accidentally cleaned my crystal with a black kitten... :(
@MaxLennon
@MaxLennon 3 года назад
IMO the single funniest line from any of his specials!
@mulemule
@mulemule 11 месяцев назад
*Awesome hearing Gaffigan being far more brutal without profanity while shredding the narcissism of couples and their weddings.*
@coly4ever
@coly4ever 3 года назад
“Bring thy wallet” 😆🤣
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 3 года назад
*wallet
@Evilkitty64
@Evilkitty64 4 года назад
"Don't get that wet, you have to clean it with a white kitten", 😆😅😂🤣😭
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 года назад
😂
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 4 года назад
I love the fact that Jim can make you laugh without using swear words or unnecessary energy. He maintains a low tone throughout his bits and his sentences just flow really well. He has his own unique style of comedy and I can really appreciate that#!
@adamthobajr8597
@adamthobajr8597 3 года назад
He's #1 G rated -- comic!
@quickdeuce
@quickdeuce 3 года назад
@@meldonovan7902 Yer too sensitive Mel,, however,, you're respectfully entitled to your opinion pard. It's comedy and most likely Jim wrote that bit long before Epstein was discovered.
@williamgomez5876
@williamgomez5876 3 года назад
No he's not that low energy he changes tones and accents quite frequently that takes effort and it's hilarious.
@markdemell3717
@markdemell3717 3 года назад
Yeah ,cursing comedians get tired real quick.
@matthewgarettyconnorlinkme3429
@matthewgarettyconnorlinkme3429 3 года назад
All comedians have no use to curse in their acts. I’m sure they will still be funny. One example is a pint sized comedian, I forgot his name, that was funny and then later in his stand up special he turned vulgar constantly and he sunk so low to not being funny at all.
@EricWarren
@EricWarren 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan is the solution to nearly all of our problems right now.
@ccallender4012
@ccallender4012 2 года назад
As a wedding planner, this was hilarious LOL
@fucuszullanti7877
@fucuszullanti7877 Год назад
we were all waiting for your opinion
@Ms.Delphine1204
@Ms.Delphine1204 7 месяцев назад
He is exposing your grift 😅
@AndrewBarsky
@AndrewBarsky Год назад
“Where daughters were exchanged as property, over centuries IT GOT WORSE.” Brilliant
@palesa_fit
@palesa_fit 2 года назад
"I would've eaten so much ice cream, why did I consume so much Kale " hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@sevenstreams7581
@sevenstreams7581 4 года назад
I can't help but hear "Hot Pockets" in the background of every show
@katiewagner9047
@katiewagner9047 4 года назад
Seven Streams i can never un-hear that
@dasmith36
@dasmith36 3 года назад
Caliente Pocket!! 😂😂😂
@samw6048
@samw6048 2 года назад
Me too. However, it made me finally try them, the pretzel ones with peppers weren't too bad.
@HEDGE1011
@HEDGE1011 4 года назад
“...Because the theme of the wedding was waste...”
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 3 года назад
"...At what point are we supposed to jab this in our throat? During the first dance?..." 😂😂😂
@suemaize5614
@suemaize5614 4 года назад
Instead of watching so much soul sucking news during quarantine, I've decided to watch more stand up comedy and Jim Gaffigan is my favourite by far! Thanks for taking the edge off Jim--I can't wait to see your pandemic routine one of these days! :)
@jamesthomas7977
@jamesthomas7977 2 года назад
When my brother got married. A very poor member of the church gave them a package of Fig Newtons as a gift. It was their most memorable.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 2 года назад
The last wedding I went to was in a public park (with beautiful scenery for wedding photos). The bride and groom wore nice clothes that they already owned and had spent a couple hundred dollars on wedding rings. The guests all brought food for a pitch-in lunch instead of bringing gifts. It was the most relaxed and fun wedding I ever attended. It was also the only wedding I ever attended that was good for children because they could play games and use the playground equipment.
@amygalvin1799
@amygalvin1799 Год назад
Playground? I go to weddings to get away from children.😁
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
@Amy Galvin That is sad.
@user-yw4fh4pw3q
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Год назад
Are you really a lucid dreamer?
@dos-fslady3140
@dos-fslady3140 2 года назад
There has never been a wedding in my experience where I didn't want to jump up and scream, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!" I'm usually imagining screaming this to the bride, but have several times wished to rescue the groom from a lifetime of misery.
@andrewfigueroa8069
@andrewfigueroa8069 Год назад
That is why Queen's song "Another One Bite's The Dust" should be the first dance song at the reception!!!😆😆💞💞💣💣
@drjanines3301
@drjanines3301 5 месяцев назад
That song comes to my mind every time I attend a wedding ❣️​@@andrewfigueroa8069
@dingoritobeanburrito6689
@dingoritobeanburrito6689 3 года назад
The bride's garter belt crack me up
@FatNebraskaMom
@FatNebraskaMom 4 года назад
Totally agree, we got married in the woods. Just like eight people. Bam.
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
Smart!
@MG-sy8pj
@MG-sy8pj 4 года назад
"white kittens" That is hilarious. My son and I use my grandmother's fine china saucers as plates for the cat food cause there are so many of them and I ended up with them and we just put them in the dishwasher cause neither of us cares. Last year at his graduation party someone took the pile of plates out of a cupboard (they were separated from all the other dishes because we don't use them for food) and started serving sushi on them. Little pools of soy sauce with 2-3 rolls on each plate. My son and I locked eyes in horror and he slowly shook his head. It really added a layer of interest to the party from my perspective.
@CocoOPNY
@CocoOPNY 4 года назад
Awesome comment 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tanyabeede8450
@tanyabeede8450 4 года назад
M G this comment should be a scene in a movie😂😂
@MG-sy8pj
@MG-sy8pj 4 года назад
@@tanyabeede8450 Really, it's been two years and I still scramble to hide the cat food dish whenever I see a sibling pull into the driveway, especially if it is my older sister!
@olivia6063
@olivia6063 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@janhusung8368
@janhusung8368 Год назад
@@MG-sy8pj : I loved your story about dishes and cats. My ADHD brain scrambled it, but I like it anyway. 😊 “… we ended up with them b/c nobody wanted them…” 😢 (- wait! The cats or the dishes?🧫 How many cats do you have???) “… We… threw them in the dishwasher…” (Wait, WHAT??? You threw the CATS in the dishwasher??? 🙀How Could you DO such a thing? 😾 Oh yeah, you “…HAD so many of them….” 😿 But Do you have any of them now??) 😿 Thanks for the LOL! 😂😻😹
@catharineorellana3522
@catharineorellana3522 3 года назад
"Weddings started off as these crude medieval ceremonies where women- daughters- were exchanged as property. Yet over the course of centuries it got worse." Truest statement ever!
@markdemell3717
@markdemell3717 3 года назад
Yet ,Jim is married ,hahaha.
@haleyhusk6129
@haleyhusk6129 3 года назад
Ya so true
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 года назад
Lmao 👌
@johnmorgan2619
@johnmorgan2619 Год назад
Yeah NOW " WOMEN ARE MARIYING WOMEN.. . PROGRESS?. . REV . 20:10
@krellerj1111
@krellerj1111 Год назад
To bad it didn’t stay that way
@biblehistoryscience3530
@biblehistoryscience3530 4 года назад
My Dad could eat a pint of ice cream after dinner, and he had a saying whenever he found that there to be only a normal bowl or so of ice create in the container, he would say “It’s just enough to piss you off!”
@tracyhale8336
@tracyhale8336 4 года назад
Ha...my dad says the same thing!
@grouchygurl5466
@grouchygurl5466 4 года назад
Called the other half just to say that I ate the last of the Rocky Road... it just made it more satisfying. 😂
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 4 года назад
No party should cost as much as a house.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 4 года назад
What wedding is that much?
@sonnyburnett8725
@sonnyburnett8725 3 года назад
In the early seventies you could buy a house for less than $20,000 in Arizona and probably into the eighty’s in the Midwest. Weddings are a huge waste of cash for everyone except the chick.
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 3 года назад
@@sonnyburnett8725 When you go to a wedding (of young people), and there are more than 100 guests, (I've been to weddings with 500), you know that daddy and mommy are paying back social obligations and networking with potential business associates.
@z.deutch1334
@z.deutch1334 3 года назад
Your houses cost half of what we pay as a house deposit
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 3 года назад
@@z.deutch1334 Probably, but there is a huge difference in house prices among different cities in the US.
@twostep919
@twostep919 4 года назад
Mr. Gaffigan is my spirit animal.
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
LOL
@megaman5125
@megaman5125 4 года назад
He would be a self-quarantine champion
@MissAmesha
@MissAmesha 4 года назад
Correction: He IS a self-quarantine champion.
@glamourchick21
@glamourchick21 11 месяцев назад
I was just at my brother’s wedding a few days ago. It was a beautiful Jewish ceremony, and I was glad to be there. But I absolutely felt the “spending money” part. 😂 My parents paid for my dress, my hotel room, and parking in downtown Chicago, and I still spent way more than I could really afford to! But I did it because I love my brother, and my new sister-in-law.
@nickdiamond7595
@nickdiamond7595 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan is one of - if not the only comedians that can always make me laugh. Every time.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 3 года назад
This was the first Gaffigan video I watched several months ago and was HOOKED.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 9 месяцев назад
Still my favorite Gaffigan video, second is the one about horses. Oh, and Dateline "as one does" so effing funny!!!!
@sarahdeland414
@sarahdeland414 2 года назад
“Sure you don’t want us to buss some tables?” At my aunt’s wedding a few years ago, the groom (a creep who, thankfully, isn’t her husband anymore) actually asked the guests to help clear the empty plates and glasses. The first time we saw this sketch, we immediately thought of that bizarre moment and couldn’t stop laughing! 😂🤣
@angelc2343
@angelc2343 3 года назад
The honorable king slayer lmao....
@oldschoolmusiclover9368
@oldschoolmusiclover9368 2 года назад
I'm literally laughing so loud----my roommate thinks I've lost my mind. Had to subscribe. Love the clean humor, now I'm binge watching.
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
You are gaining wisdom!
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 3 года назад
Jim is like bacon and fries. I can’t get enough.
@johngonzalez5722
@johngonzalez5722 2 года назад
HE'S THE BEST !!!!!!!
@marybethduke3263
@marybethduke3263 4 года назад
You've really nailed that wedding thing! So funny but so true!
@joanbowden7634
@joanbowden7634 4 года назад
Hey. I had a pint of ice cream for breakfast today! In my defense, we are living in c-19 days! 😆
@WalkaCrookedLine
@WalkaCrookedLine 4 года назад
Slacker. Who buys ice cream by the pint?
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 года назад
I do because it's cheaper, but I bearly tast it because I have 3 kids 😥 😔
@janeprescott980
@janeprescott980 3 года назад
3 words Ben and jerrys
@denisemay6807
@denisemay6807 3 года назад
Ha ha! Yeah! You’re only a novice ice-creamer!
@quintintapia8742
@quintintapia8742 3 года назад
I am eating Ice cream right now out of a 5-gallon bucket.
@Enr227
@Enr227 3 года назад
Me. I eat ice cream by the pint and I hate weddings. Love JG
@pablo08034
@pablo08034 2 месяца назад
This is just the bomb.
@melissapaoletti9323
@melissapaoletti9323 2 года назад
I feel the same way about weddings. Always despised them...Spend tons of money on people you hardly see... and really don't care about... only to NOT get a simple Thank you note...
@Innamoramento9
@Innamoramento9 2 месяца назад
Finally someone who hates weddings as much as I do!!!! Ever since I was a girl I thought weddings were awful and pretentious.
@BeSpokeEm
@BeSpokeEm 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan, you make me smile and laugh. Thank you! 😀😄🙂
@karenskowronski4506
@karenskowronski4506 2 года назад
Omg he’s so right about weddings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bobprediger6966
@bobprediger6966 2 года назад
thank you jim for bringing laughter back into my life after losing a family member . . u r awesome
@timboslice1979
@timboslice1979 3 года назад
You need to clean it with a kitten.... fell outta my chair! Watched that 4 times
@yousureboutthat1271
@yousureboutthat1271 3 года назад
"I was eating a pint of ice cream, in sweatpants, like a MAN." That is exactly my dad.
@kurtellsworth6273
@kurtellsworth6273 2 года назад
the best time to eat ice cream is not in the summer but in the winter then you can really enjoy it :p
@zaroffhound
@zaroffhound 4 года назад
wedding gift- always get them a bucket. Who doesn't need a bucket. You can put things in it, carry things somewhere else, throw them away, bring them back again, holds liquids or solids. It can even carry pets from place to place. If it is fairly strong you can even use it to stand on for a short period. It also really irritates moles.
@elmarobberts5128
@elmarobberts5128 4 года назад
Lol. And after all has been said and done, you kick it.
@gongoozleriam9783
@gongoozleriam9783 4 года назад
I have a friend who's face is covered in moles I'm going to get her a bucket to put on her head that ought to irritate her moles lol jk
@Chococat_Ariana
@Chococat_Ariana 4 года назад
I hope my friend who's getting married soon likes the Home Depot bucket! 🤞🏼
@phyvo
@phyvo 4 года назад
I actually bought a bucket instead of a wastebasket and that was definitely one of my smarter life choices.
@dswcnn
@dswcnn 4 года назад
I favor a nice, metal colander. Been married almost 25 years and still use the one we received as a wedding gift. And it doesn’t cost $300 or need to be washed with a white kitten.
@rothdrums
@rothdrums 3 года назад
So great! Thanks Jim. My niece is getting married next month and this made me feel better and more prepared 🤣
@janhusung8368
@janhusung8368 Год назад
😂
@bengray423
@bengray423 7 месяцев назад
People live together 5 yrs. have 2 kids and still want a real Wedding and GIFTS!
@jimbojohnson8196
@jimbojohnson8196 3 года назад
Jim.... I don't know if you read these comments or not... but either way... you are one of the funniest people I have ever encountered in my whole life you're awesome .....I love you man
@cabellero1120
@cabellero1120 2 года назад
This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
@dantedias4064
@dantedias4064 2 года назад
When I was growing up, we would watch El Chavo. It was a Mexican comedy show that made the whole family laugh, without any dirty words Jim is the closest thing to it I ever saw. Brilliant comedy! You're a genius sir
@producerk8247
@producerk8247 4 года назад
I can watch this over and over and always have a good laugh.
@lilmizbambalina9751
@lilmizbambalina9751 4 года назад
He is my favourite at the moment. Making me laugh in histerics
@nickrykert2572
@nickrykert2572 4 года назад
He had a show on the same day as our wedding and my wife was like if we went do you think anybody would notice! 😜😂
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 2 года назад
Keeper!
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 года назад
😜
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
LOL
@feliciataylor3772
@feliciataylor3772 4 года назад
I heard that laughter is medicine for the soul. If laughter was medicine for the body too then watching this video would make us immune from everything, including Covid-19.
@claudemontezin911
@claudemontezin911 9 месяцев назад
My price for my subscription was a laugh. What a deal! You're funny. We love you! Cheers!
@auberjean6873
@auberjean6873 2 года назад
jimgaffigan thank you for being a light in the darknrss, and a man who isn't a Yetti
@mariontoffan1943
@mariontoffan1943 2 года назад
I love your wedding riffs - that bit about china was me; finally I got the unwashable dishes gone ! Love your whisper voice too. Keep up the amazing writing.
@PearlsandRoses
@PearlsandRoses Год назад
The bit about eating ice cream during the day 😂😂😂
@torrainefuturum
@torrainefuturum 2 года назад
I’m married and I find this hilarious. Glad we did a solo wedding. No guests. Just a photographer and the person performing the ceremony. Whenever someone makes fun of weddings i get to tell myself “they’re not talking about us” haha.
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
Wise woman!!! Mine was VERY minimal too.
@sandray7609
@sandray7609 Год назад
Never married just common law for 33 years 😂
@saul2007t
@saul2007t Год назад
​@@sandray7609Congratulations, the more you spend...the more it jinxes the outcome...IMHO!
@jessicaharris1608
@jessicaharris1608 7 месяцев назад
We eloped. We told my parents 45 minutes beforehand that we were getting married so that they could witness it but not argue about getting married without having lots of money in the bank already. Since my parents didn't pay for an elaborate "dog and pony show" of a wedding, the money they would have spent on a wedding was used to buy us furniture and useful things for our first apartment. I say we made out great! (They didn't buy us super expensive brands, but it was all new furniture at least, plus a few end tables and kitchen table and chairs that were hand me downs.
@borislav6561
@borislav6561 3 месяца назад
2nd video of yours I watch. Subscribed after watching the first.
@normajeanmorrissey4459
@normajeanmorrissey4459 Год назад
I love Jim’s humor. It doesn’t matter what he talks about, it is really funny!🤣🥰🤡🌟
@TRUENEPHILIM1
@TRUENEPHILIM1 4 года назад
You absolutely found your call, you're HILARIOUS
@mark-catalinapullen431
@mark-catalinapullen431 2 года назад
Bringing laughter to as many people as Jim does is "a great gift' all!!
@danbianchi
@danbianchi 3 года назад
Jim I Love you. I listen to you so much and you always pick me up. God gave you a gift and that gift is to be shared. You have been a great steward of this wealth of joy and laughter that you give us all. God Bless you Dan Bianchi Canada
@TP-xy2ms
@TP-xy2ms 3 года назад
Jim. You are hilarious. I love how your comedy leaves me feeling happy. You don’t use vulgar language and your jokes don’t put people down. You never make fun of people but situations.
@hannahjordan9833
@hannahjordan9833 3 года назад
This beautifully summed up why I don't want a wedding. Long-term relationship yes! Crazy expensive ceremony so everyone I know can fawn over me noooooooooooo
@ryanturner8577
@ryanturner8577 4 года назад
I have 4 weddings to go to this year, one of which is a destination wedding, and one of which I'm standing up in. My financials, time off work, and general free time is basically based on other's weddings. Not like I'm trying to buy a house, find a gf, or enjoy free time for myself. Maybe next year...
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 года назад
You must be at peak wedding age, or I didn't have enough friends.
@ryanturner8577
@ryanturner8577 4 года назад
@@Mary_O 28 years old, so I'm in the middle of the wedding era of my life. I wouldn't say I have a ton friends. A lot of them just chose the same year to get married haha.
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 года назад
@@ryanturner8577 - I think it was my entire 20's, and a lot of weddings were highschool classmates I would run into occasionally. I wouldn't even call them friends. At least you don't have to go to wedding or baby showers. Of course I didn't have to pay anytime I went out with a guy, so I guess we're even. 🤣
@catherine8789
@catherine8789 4 года назад
Lol so true! 😂
@shaifromnz
@shaifromnz 4 года назад
Have any of those weddings been postponed yet?
@djdarlabeathebest
@djdarlabeathebest 2 года назад
As a wedding DJ this is hilarious 🎧🤍
@48musicfan
@48musicfan Год назад
I used to be and there was always the one drunk guy who wanted to sing or say something to the bride and groom.😆
@TheCurtis19799
@TheCurtis19799 2 года назад
" A princess.... cause magic is exist...that's why people cry at wedding"
@luckymuse9590
@luckymuse9590 3 года назад
LMAO....had to stop and show my apprentice this while at work..
@Jiepers
@Jiepers 2 года назад
Thank you Jim. I, as countless other people, have enjoyed what you do. Huge respect man.
@lucasewen7225
@lucasewen7225 4 года назад
Your subscribe pitch is on another level. Seriously this is how you get someone to subscribe.
@DarrenSemotiuk
@DarrenSemotiuk 3 года назад
Extra funny because my son got married 3 days ago :-) But the wedding was nothing like Jim's jokes -- thank God
@donaldwortham4728
@donaldwortham4728 2 года назад
Still LOL about the look on old peoples face🤣
@ritaroad
@ritaroad 2 года назад
My daughter and son in law paid for their own modest wedding. We paid for a trip to Rome and Venice. No way was I going to get involved in wedding drama. That aside this was funny as heck. It sure nailed how a lot of people probably feel.
@woolywonders5546
@woolywonders5546 2 года назад
I love how Jim perches his hand atop the other… so cute!
@maruska67
@maruska67 3 года назад
Love Jim, his one of my favorite comedian. I also love it that he doesn't have to swear. That says a lot. He's a natural comedian. If he was single I wouldn't mind to have a boyfriend like him. Too bad he is taken already.
@consciousobserver629
@consciousobserver629 3 года назад
My three year old daughter laughed so hard at this (as did I). You know you're funny when...
@sanstar2007
@sanstar2007 2 года назад
My favorite comedian!
@dannyspitzer1267
@dannyspitzer1267 2 года назад
Mine too
@craigwatson9151
@craigwatson9151 2 года назад
Mark Norman..is another one that makes me cry like jim
@gracielaloughridge5054
@gracielaloughridge5054 Год назад
Nailed it! You made us laugh so hard, now thanks to this sketch I will have to change the almond covered candy that I was planning to give at my daughters wedding for something else. LOL 🥰
@Whackzilson
@Whackzilson 4 года назад
What a tonic during quarantine
@garymccoy6564
@garymccoy6564 2 года назад
He is the funniest guy....really.
@suzykeleher2484
@suzykeleher2484 3 года назад
Laugh 😂 ing in the middle of the night! You are a dream come true Jim! Gifted!
@mediamannaman
@mediamannaman 3 года назад
It’s always fun to laugh again with Jim Gaffigan.
@claireosborne692
@claireosborne692 3 года назад
First time I’ve seen him.. he’s bloody hilarious x x
@scounche
@scounche 4 года назад
“Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet? How ‘bout somethin’ for the fellas?” Jim your stage game, your voices, subtle references, your acting and writing all of it is a big tutorial for greatness in standup and a delight to watch.
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 3 года назад
He's ace. Glad you have noticed the subtle references too, he's brilliant. And the voices, lol. It's like watching several characters, he makes them come alive
@mariatorres9789
@mariatorres9789 4 года назад
First 30 seconds & already laughing my ass off. Lol
@ediewall6360
@ediewall6360 Год назад
Sounds better than dieting. Will it work for thighs too???
@jennifershealy4144
@jennifershealy4144 Год назад
I canNOT get enough of JG the past week, anticipating his show one of four nights here in Jacksonville Florida this Friday night. Have been a fan for years and he just cracks me up! He's my favorite, Love you Jimbo!
@jeffrhorer1811
@jeffrhorer1811 11 месяцев назад
Comedy genius . He has been doing comedy for a long time, yet his stuff is always fresh and funny!
@eternalrecurrence6042
@eternalrecurrence6042 3 года назад
This morning I woke up to this man talking about meat I'm now a fan like I don't even know how many hours later also when old clips come up it seems like he's aged in reverse? is that just me? It could be just me but either way, great content sir.
@corinamartell3156
@corinamartell3156 2 года назад
Shut up,Jim,my jaw hurts😂
@craigwatson9151
@craigwatson9151 2 года назад
I love it when he does the Brooklyn accent and iam from texas
@TheNursey13
@TheNursey13 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan is easily becoming my FAVORITE comedian. He hasn’t said ☝️ curse word and has my complete attention! So funny!!!
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