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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles

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@jimgaffigan
@jimgaffigan 4 года назад
Click subscribe to take this relationship to the next level bit.ly/SubJimGaffigan, Oh, & turn notifications on!
@acecafe727
@acecafe727 4 года назад
jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤
@michealhenry3132
@michealhenry3132 4 года назад
I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!
@teresab6383
@teresab6383 4 года назад
jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up RU-vid I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville
@juliantorres8818
@juliantorres8818 4 года назад
I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!
@upercalm16
@upercalm16 4 года назад
You da best
@MakoRuu
@MakoRuu 4 года назад
When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 4 года назад
Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊
@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210
@sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 4 года назад
Doing the lord's work here
@BigMiketheMOD
@BigMiketheMOD 4 года назад
You sir, are a king of man
@bobbiellison4315
@bobbiellison4315 4 года назад
Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!
@CALIBA88
@CALIBA88 4 года назад
i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.
@jameslichtenberger9789
@jameslichtenberger9789 4 года назад
I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.
@noah4090
@noah4090 4 года назад
James Lichtenberger he Has so much matieral
@BurtWhitten
@BurtWhitten 3 года назад
brian reagan
@LukenUSee
@LukenUSee 3 года назад
Hes a master!
@turkeybowlwinkle4440
@turkeybowlwinkle4440 2 года назад
I heard he once riffed a whole week on bacon.
@BitedownPetey
@BitedownPetey 2 года назад
the fries
@johngardner1898
@johngardner1898 4 года назад
"A two gallon drum of diet coke."
@mattmclean1306
@mattmclean1306 4 месяца назад
THE SODA DENIAL LOL
@beliasphyre3497
@beliasphyre3497 4 года назад
It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer. Especially when it's their first day.
@FishingtonBurpPuzzle
@FishingtonBurpPuzzle 4 года назад
Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.
@nthgth
@nthgth 4 года назад
@@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄
@grecco_buckliano
@grecco_buckliano 4 года назад
@@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........
@JD-go2qj
@JD-go2qj 4 года назад
I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream
@My_Naginta
@My_Naginta 4 года назад
Especially when you're at the liquor store
@KFrost-fx7dt
@KFrost-fx7dt 4 года назад
When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.
@larrywexner4163
@larrywexner4163 3 года назад
you've done more than the suicide hotline.
@keithmccaslyn2527
@keithmccaslyn2527 3 года назад
that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it, I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!
@KFrost-fx7dt
@KFrost-fx7dt 3 года назад
@@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.
@williambell356
@williambell356 2 года назад
Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!
@jacesaces15
@jacesaces15 2 года назад
and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!
@TheGigiparce0
@TheGigiparce0 4 года назад
I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.
@mljns
@mljns 4 года назад
jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.
@dszep2000
@dszep2000 4 года назад
Diddo
@KikoJonesUSA
@KikoJonesUSA 4 года назад
jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.
@Evilkitty64
@Evilkitty64 4 года назад
💯 TRUTH ☺️
@frankjuarez496
@frankjuarez496 4 года назад
Jesús part kills me all the time 😂
@fexbio
@fexbio 4 года назад
Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".
@MrParis215
@MrParis215 4 года назад
Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Custerd1
@Custerd1 4 года назад
Might be more than 14...
@0001captainawesome
@0001captainawesome 4 года назад
McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.
@dariusketchup4781
@dariusketchup4781 4 года назад
fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0001captainawesome
@0001captainawesome 4 года назад
@@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.
@brianknapp6215
@brianknapp6215 4 года назад
Best comedy line ever: "You ever have too many McDonald's fries.... *OF COURSE NOT!* "
@clearcreek69
@clearcreek69 4 года назад
I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?
@brianknapp6215
@brianknapp6215 4 года назад
@@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝
@Harrisonmego
@Harrisonmego 3 года назад
There's never enough!
@moisesarevalo5590
@moisesarevalo5590 10 месяцев назад
I read your comment as he said that
@The1stDukeDroklar
@The1stDukeDroklar 4 месяца назад
Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜
@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 года назад
Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine
@cheetahman515
@cheetahman515 Год назад
Its like McDonalds
@bryansimmons8008
@bryansimmons8008 9 месяцев назад
I'm sitting at home with covid watching him.
@thevanessarosette
@thevanessarosette 9 месяцев назад
Yus I watched him the whole time I was in the ER
@fourlittlebirds6166
@fourlittlebirds6166 9 месяцев назад
The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.
@darkroom8942
@darkroom8942 4 года назад
I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience! Thanks Jim!
@heroofmasks
@heroofmasks 3 года назад
@@RobespierreThePoof talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.
@deanpapadopoulos3314
@deanpapadopoulos3314 2 года назад
What a great comment!!
@andrewb6464
@andrewb6464 Год назад
What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?
@TayR0C
@TayR0C Год назад
@@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.
@TokeyTheBear
@TokeyTheBear Год назад
Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.
@danp4930
@danp4930 4 года назад
When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you" Dead. Thats hilarious.
@HolyToledo
@HolyToledo 4 года назад
“He should be here by now” 😂
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 4 года назад
Perfect line, I was in tears.
@zachtremblay5834
@zachtremblay5834 4 года назад
Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.
@queen_of_flatulence
@queen_of_flatulence 4 года назад
As a McDonald's employee I can confirm
@Alienshade
@Alienshade 3 года назад
They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.
@ct0760
@ct0760 3 года назад
Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣
@viggycat8592
@viggycat8592 3 года назад
Hahahaha! BAM!
@darionmonson
@darionmonson 3 года назад
Can confirm! Theyre nasty
@scoutstrong3003
@scoutstrong3003 4 года назад
"If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little." Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!
@billgardner4892
@billgardner4892 3 года назад
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@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 3 года назад
I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.
@joshb20101
@joshb20101 3 года назад
I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...
@roguesheep3083
@roguesheep3083 2 года назад
I just like a burger now and then.
@curadhanpowell5007
@curadhanpowell5007 5 месяцев назад
Well, at least these fries are good anyway....
@doctorbeanis
@doctorbeanis 4 года назад
Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir
@skitaco7068
@skitaco7068 3 года назад
Acme is in Minneapolis.
@bradylawrence2992
@bradylawrence2992 3 года назад
@@skitaco7068 and minneapolis is one of the twin cities...
@OikPoinFive
@OikPoinFive 2 года назад
Acne
@karenk2409
@karenk2409 2 года назад
He's got 5 kids -- how arrogant could he be? LOL!
@QuertyQw33n
@QuertyQw33n Год назад
lucky.❤
@allisonma42
@allisonma42 9 месяцев назад
The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on RU-vid EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.
@steveflow1332
@steveflow1332 4 года назад
Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 2 года назад
ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh
@donaldchamberlain428
@donaldchamberlain428 Месяц назад
Jim is the one of the most talented comedians ever. Love this guy work
@turdfurgusson
@turdfurgusson 3 года назад
Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.
@wylier
@wylier 2 года назад
actually, I think he is catholic. :-P
@myownboss1
@myownboss1 4 года назад
I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...
@tessangelabeck8958
@tessangelabeck8958 4 года назад
Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.
@Tis-I
@Tis-I 3 года назад
I have his book, and it's a good read!
@Custerd1
@Custerd1 4 года назад
I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.
@alexzais1935
@alexzais1935 4 года назад
Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!
@MrBlockmanGoKid
@MrBlockmanGoKid 2 года назад
I a gree.
@daveg7172
@daveg7172 2 года назад
Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.
@lainejaffe9716
@lainejaffe9716 2 месяца назад
Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol. And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.
@timothycormier3494
@timothycormier3494 4 года назад
I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power
@mjkreu
@mjkreu 4 месяца назад
This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.
@pablozee6359
@pablozee6359 4 года назад
It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.
@maxiepattie85
@maxiepattie85 4 года назад
I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!
@kaitlynroseeeeeee
@kaitlynroseeeeeee 4 года назад
God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻
@thenny6600
@thenny6600 3 месяца назад
Thank you. ❤️😌
@kityee5346
@kityee5346 4 года назад
I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 Год назад
Same here!
@deanshort9011
@deanshort9011 4 года назад
Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!
@Blacknight10_YT
@Blacknight10_YT 4 года назад
This guy is the funniest
@NeopolitianNPLTN
@NeopolitianNPLTN 4 года назад
Of all time!
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 4 года назад
Poor you,u haven't seen WORLD
@mikecameron1441
@mikecameron1441 4 года назад
I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!
@bobg.3206
@bobg.3206 4 года назад
This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.
@RealGrubert
@RealGrubert 8 месяцев назад
Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.
@kristinehagar2151
@kristinehagar2151 4 месяца назад
Definately!!!
@cliffordyawn4394
@cliffordyawn4394 3 месяца назад
No Jeff Foxworthy is.
@amiradib1007
@amiradib1007 4 года назад
Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.
@miriambarnett2782
@miriambarnett2782 4 года назад
Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.
@nthgth
@nthgth 4 года назад
exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes. (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)
@PlanktoniusRex
@PlanktoniusRex 4 года назад
Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.
@mariatorres9789
@mariatorres9789 4 года назад
I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.
@cheesesteakphilly
@cheesesteakphilly 2 года назад
Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest. Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too? He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.
@julmcfillin4600
@julmcfillin4600 4 года назад
The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS! Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜
@VideoHawkeye
@VideoHawkeye 4 года назад
Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press
@T410ce
@T410ce 2 года назад
Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....
@bourneslippy8039
@bourneslippy8039 Год назад
"Spud rubbish" is also acceptable
@JohnDoe-jt4cu
@JohnDoe-jt4cu 4 года назад
There needs to be a love button!
@mr.mikaeel6264
@mr.mikaeel6264 4 года назад
Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)
@MoviesTubeYou0675
@MoviesTubeYou0675 4 года назад
Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.
@richardpetts9661
@richardpetts9661 3 года назад
This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.
@fmap4life
@fmap4life 3 года назад
Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old
@therealarien
@therealarien 4 года назад
Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"
@ChiquiTuni
@ChiquiTuni 3 года назад
As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!
@nope5531
@nope5531 2 года назад
Underated comment.
@claygilchrist632
@claygilchrist632 4 года назад
Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!
@jamesfalkner2713
@jamesfalkner2713 Год назад
People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.
@13Babeloe
@13Babeloe 4 года назад
My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you
@HelloDecember525
@HelloDecember525 Год назад
I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 3 года назад
One of his many observational masterpieces.
@CentaurusRelax314
@CentaurusRelax314 4 года назад
Holy shit-Jesus' voice: that's frickin' gold. *GOLD!*
@commentcopbadge6665
@commentcopbadge6665 3 года назад
His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!
@jonconstant3914
@jonconstant3914 Год назад
This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.
@greenhound386
@greenhound386 Год назад
100% with you on this. I literally watch this video once per week at the minimum. It's amazing.
@kentandcollettebarr3243
@kentandcollettebarr3243 Год назад
second only to Beacon.
@milesdantravis
@milesdantravis 4 года назад
Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.
@ChaCha.44
@ChaCha.44 4 года назад
@Miles Travis OMG that’s some AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).
@milesdantravis
@milesdantravis 4 года назад
Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...
@ChaCha.44
@ChaCha.44 4 года назад
@Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),
@milesdantravis
@milesdantravis 4 года назад
My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.
@milesdantravis
@milesdantravis 4 года назад
It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.
@wrthrash
@wrthrash 4 года назад
Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!
@kbrewski1
@kbrewski1 4 года назад
Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there. It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless. That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!" We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles. All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years. Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 2 года назад
well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now
@popcornsutton6267
@popcornsutton6267 2 года назад
That's a reply and a half
@kbrewski1
@kbrewski1 2 года назад
@@popcornsutton6267 Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?
@wylier
@wylier 2 года назад
thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.
@brianstratton8767
@brianstratton8767 Год назад
Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however.. Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 3 года назад
I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏
@dorondavid4698
@dorondavid4698 4 года назад
I eat McDonald's once every 3 months, regret it right after, then crave it for the next 3 months
@dorondavid4698
@dorondavid4698 4 года назад
@ScrapChild1979 I haven't had that in years, lol
@a.s.4914
@a.s.4914 4 года назад
I don't eat McDonalds.....😁 I sometimes do the breakfast burrito. I love those packets of sauce, I want a gallon of that stuff.
@19mila87
@19mila87 4 года назад
Me too!!!! Why?!?!? 😭
@nogoodgod4915
@nogoodgod4915 4 года назад
My country doesnt have a McDonalds and last time I ate was in Italy 2 years ago and as far as I can remember it wasnt anything special. Why do people crave it so much?
@tim_the_gr8_904
@tim_the_gr8_904 4 года назад
@@a.s.4914 Dairy queen breakfast burritos are amazing!
@audition8170
@audition8170 4 года назад
he's at his best here
@mrpiyush
@mrpiyush 4 года назад
Big fan...
@Gashnaw
@Gashnaw 3 года назад
Big "mac" fan?
@Mr.Handsnif
@Mr.Handsnif 3 года назад
Most fans just go where the wind blows
@ameliasegan2138
@ameliasegan2138 3 года назад
You and me both sister
@ebayerr
@ebayerr 2 года назад
Piyush Sharma : I used to be a fan.... ....now I'm an air conditioner...
@coffee1207
@coffee1207 4 года назад
Love him and his family
@markrufener4172
@markrufener4172 4 года назад
"Hot Pockets"
@jackjensen9033
@jackjensen9033 4 года назад
Death pockets
@millionredz4638
@millionredz4638 3 года назад
Flush pockets
@jerrymccormack3034
@jerrymccormack3034 3 года назад
Deeeaaad pockeeeeet
@Trapper50cal
@Trapper50cal 3 года назад
"But if you care about the what the Royal Family is doing...that's Burger King." best line.
@neogaines2418
@neogaines2418 3 месяца назад
This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.
@ARichardP
@ARichardP 3 года назад
That was next level. Five arches.🤣
@thachocolategod
@thachocolategod 4 года назад
As a former manager at McDonald's, he's speaking facts.
@HeatherSpoonheim
@HeatherSpoonheim 4 года назад
I go to McDonald's to get 2 cheeseburgers. It amazes me that I know I can go there right now for a cheeseburger, and it will taste EXACTLY like the first one I had, over 30 years ago. The texture is the same, the little diced onions, the spot of ketchup on one side, then the little spot of mustard on the other. I'm not saying it's a good 'cheeseburger' - I don't even think of it as a real 'cheese burger' - but it's reliable, and that counts for something.
@THXx1138
@THXx1138 4 года назад
The pickle really adds to that. Been many years since I had one and can still taste it in my mind's mouth (?)
@HeatherSpoonheim
@HeatherSpoonheim 4 года назад
@@THXx1138 That's exactly what I'm talking about. I only go once or twice a year - but it never disappoints.
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 3 года назад
They are slightly better than those regular hamburgers but that doesn't mean much. Both are dry, tasteless pieces of garbage. It always bothered me that you need to order an item called "Royale" just to get something that actually deserves to be called a "hamburger". And if your supreme version of your brand's main item is just the starting point of the competition, something is going really wrong! I do have an unexplainable crush on the McRib, though. It's also something somehow unique to McDreck. But those ham and cheeseburgers? Let's face it, they are only here for two reasons: 1) to have at least one item that costs 1dollar/euro; 2) to make the expensive burgers look better and more desireable by comparison.
@ashleymadison9380
@ashleymadison9380 3 года назад
@@THXx1138 I fell the same way about dick!
@Donnah1979
@Donnah1979 3 года назад
They took the sesame seeds of off the buns...
@jjfi9721
@jjfi9721 3 года назад
Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.
@johnmcclure3590
@johnmcclure3590 9 месяцев назад
Your humor makes me happy, thank you
@MikeSmith-qr7hw
@MikeSmith-qr7hw 4 года назад
I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard
@licksnkicks1166
@licksnkicks1166 4 года назад
Mike Smith get well. Be safe.
@shellanon4212
@shellanon4212 4 года назад
Did u get well?
@jenniferwolfe4446
@jenniferwolfe4446 3 года назад
Get well soon. I hope that laughter is the best medicine for you.
@factsoverfiction7826
@factsoverfiction7826 3 года назад
Just checking in to say, "Hi"
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 года назад
Get well 👊
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 4 года назад
It's true. "I gave you that bonus fry for a reahan" killed me and now I'm in heaven and yep, that's what Jesus sounds like.
@gapster77
@gapster77 3 года назад
This guy is one of a kind.
@romantarango7267
@romantarango7267 4 года назад
Refrying fries is the best way to reheat them.
@surfpapo
@surfpapo 4 года назад
This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪
@bigfootseahawk9997
@bigfootseahawk9997 4 года назад
my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg
@dustonlindeman3368
@dustonlindeman3368 2 года назад
Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅
@ifyoueverfind78
@ifyoueverfind78 4 года назад
the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr
@johnwilliams7922
@johnwilliams7922 4 года назад
Like two Baptists meeting at a liquor store.
@mlfeathers7527
@mlfeathers7527 4 года назад
John Williams Exactly!
@polyglot8
@polyglot8 2 года назад
The funny thing about this clip is that Jim Gaffigan is the McDonalds of Stand-up comics - a guilty pleasure too embarrassing to admit to my circle of snobby friends. And Gaffigan's RU-vid clips are like McDonalds' fries - you can't stop consuming them!
@seafoambunny5609
@seafoambunny5609 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite
@babusastry
@babusastry Год назад
Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished. Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.
@licksnkicks1166
@licksnkicks1166 4 года назад
I have never watched this guy before, he’s absolutely hysterical! Wow I am so impressed.
@bobthompson4319
@bobthompson4319 4 года назад
When I worked at McDonald's I'd sometimes throw a LOT of bonus frys in the bag if I liked the customer.
@vwiggins1847
@vwiggins1847 3 года назад
You are loved Dude. You're a great guy!
@Alchemology_17
@Alchemology_17 3 месяца назад
I never get tired of his humor ❤😂
@woohunter1
@woohunter1 Год назад
Fun fact: if you find a McDonalds French fry under your car seat that is a year old, it will still look as good as the day you bought it!
@07negative56
@07negative56 9 месяцев назад
Nothing new there capital obvious. That’s been talked about for the better part of 30 years.
@creatorsremose
@creatorsremose 4 года назад
You're worth it, Jim. Now that I clicked your video, RU-vid will recommend me McDonald's videos all week, but you're worth it.
@Marcellat
@Marcellat 2 месяца назад
I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1jesus2music3duke
@1jesus2music3duke 3 года назад
“McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line
@weakbrainthrombosis
@weakbrainthrombosis 4 года назад
I was laying in bed listening to this and I had to get up and go to McDonald’s.
@kbrewski1
@kbrewski1 4 года назад
Another BF Skinner alum.
@billyhomeyer7414
@billyhomeyer7414 Год назад
Got BigMacs 2 for 1 four days ago. They make it home but the fries never do.
@jasonite
@jasonite 4 года назад
A beautiful analysis of our sick, beautiful, codependent relationship with McDonald's teat. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm a therapist...I say it because I'm a human being!
@movieshortsoperator
@movieshortsoperator 8 месяцев назад
The best McDonald's commercial ever.
@kevinhuddleston3969
@kevinhuddleston3969 3 года назад
That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!
@P51
@P51 4 года назад
this is the bit that got me hooked on JG. still his best in my opinion.
@mlamarana
@mlamarana 4 года назад
Craig Williams me too!
@lemongavine
@lemongavine 4 года назад
Hot Pockets bit got me. Been a big fan ever since.
@lemongavine
@lemongavine 4 года назад
Nick Niehaus Directions: Remove from package, place directly in toilet.
@wensdott860
@wensdott860 4 года назад
I don't know what is funnier, this clip or the fact that I actually ate McDonald's today.........I'm loving it!!
@user-yw4fh4pw3q
@user-yw4fh4pw3q Год назад
I'm only 37, but MacDonald's has changed a lot in the last 30 years. I was telling an 11 year old that you used to be able to get a pizza kids meal, and that you could have a birthday party in a train caboose parked in the parking lot.
@sharmitoboylos7585
@sharmitoboylos7585 Год назад
I love this bit. It’s brilliant, Jim.
@kimberlybass6982
@kimberlybass6982 4 года назад
Best laugh master on the planet 😁
@JillontheLake
@JillontheLake 4 года назад
McDonalds owes you and yours a lifetime of McDonalds.
@scottsirkis4531
@scottsirkis4531 Месяц назад
I just turned 63 on June 3rd and I love what you do and your fathertlme Bourbon.
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