"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute (Official Video)

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Official Video for “One More Minute” by “Weird Al” Yankovic
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[Verse 1]
Well, I heard that you're leavin' (Leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind, doo wop)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (Ahh)
[Verse 2]
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (Name out) of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
[Chorus]
That's right (That's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
[Verse 3]
I guess I might seem kind of bitter (Oh)
You got me feelin' down in the dumps (Oh)
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
[Chorus]
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (You ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you (Oh)
[Bridge]
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men (Oh)
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'
[Chorus]
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (Leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
[Outro]
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you
#WeirdAlYankovic #OneMoreMinute #OfficialVideo

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@monicacurtis3986 7 месяцев назад

I just got invited to my 20 year high school reunion and I want to send this video as a response.

@SirFunky 16 дней назад

okay? why dont you do it then

@honkerman74 4 дня назад

There’s an idea

@ziweiyuan 8 лет назад

Don't ever let anyone tell you different...this is the best breakup song that has or will ever exist.

@dst0ller 8 лет назад

I think "Since You've Been Gone" is better. This is my second favorite.

@Rislear 7 лет назад

Drew Stoller which "since you've been gone"? there's around a thousand songs named like that

@CesarCadabra 7 лет назад

The one by Weird Al?

@toddgarver5397 6 лет назад

I wanted to give this comment a like but the likes are at 69. :)

@nbuehster 6 лет назад

This song, and You Don't Love Me Anymore, are included on a compilation of divorce songs. lol Todd Garver Now the comment has 87 likes, so you're safe.

@DKwiatkowski 9 лет назад

I read that he wrote this after his then girlfriend broke up with him. Never break the heart of a world class satirist.

@HowDareThey1970 9 лет назад

Dave Kwiatkowski yeah that must have learned her a thing or two! ;-)

@pokeplayerHQ 9 лет назад

Dave Kwiatkowski In truth, I don't know whether to thank her or kill her. Thank her for making this amazing song possible or kill her for breaking up with such a wonderful man in the first place. This song makes me SO conflicted.

@BenjaminWirtz 9 лет назад

+Dave Kwiatkowski Just ask Taylor Swift.

@BenjaminWirtz 9 лет назад

+Serge VDog It is between this and "You don't love me anymore" I can't decide.

@HowDareThey1970 9 лет назад

***** She's a revenge singer, but she's no satirist.

@mikeryan8412 Год назад

My wife and I had the DJ play this song during our wedding reception in 1990....about half way through the song, our families are on the dance floor with strange and confused looks on their faces, until they realized that we were dragging them involuntarily into the joke. Still happily married going on 33 years later! Thank you, Weird Al!

@edfitz1435 2 года назад

I remember listening to a Weird Al interview on morning radio. A fan called in saying that she used to be a stripper and gave lap dances to Weird Al songs. This was one of the songs she would use. Everyone on the show laughed hysterically except Weird Al who had no idea how to react. He was just stunned. She thanked him and he simply said, “You betcha.” 😂

@jagzrule1 Год назад

"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I had to use the self-service pump!" That is the best lyric EVER written in the history of mankind.

@that_guy_standing5754 Год назад

I loved this one when I was a kid, I had no idea, there was a joke like that in it

@henrybierman8431 Год назад

Pretty dirty for weird Al

@CertifiedDoc Год назад

Him making that microphone flaccid really clinched it.

@Sarcasticlee27 Год назад

I literally just learned right now, from this comment that those are the lyrics! I was 5 when this came out and thought he said "seltzer-less" which I didn't understand, but I didn't understand most things yet. I clearly had a lot more to learn than I realized!😂

@Galilee1964 Год назад

There was a Facebook post about the greatest breakup song, and I named this one and quoted that line!

@zanemurcha9742 Год назад

Saw him play this last night at the Astor Theatre. He told a story that back in 1986 he was invited to play mime to this song on The Dick Clark Show. (They were on the beach in the water for some reason) After the filming he was told by the producer that there might be a problem with the line, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue." But they said it would be fine for the broadcast. Sure enough when the broadcast went to air, they play the line "I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my BLEEP." Which is way worse.

@dansden10 2 года назад

Taylor Swift: *writes thousands of breakup songs* Weird Al: Hold My Accordion

@Cjnw 7 месяцев назад

Normie

@thefoolishfool 6 месяцев назад

@@Cjnwopposite of “normie” lol

@JonwithnoH0823 6 месяцев назад

They should get all of Taylor Swifts exes together and write a song called “maybe YOU’RE the problem!”

@excavatoree 6 месяцев назад

@@JonwithnoH0823I'd buy it.

@nbuehster 4 месяца назад

@@JonwithnoH0823 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sort of like We Are The World

@Anon26535 4 года назад

The mike stand going flaccid as he says "self service pumps" is what really sells it.

@madmomminyable 2 года назад

Omg!!! Hilarious, just noticed!!

@geraldfrost4710 Год назад

And then he tosses it off. Subtle.

@biot2156 5 месяцев назад

THAT was the comment I scrolled for just KNOWing somebody else had to notice!

@unleashed4690 4 года назад

"I'm stranded in the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps." Legendary word play.

@nbuehster 3 года назад

Can somebody tell me who the first person was that heard that, and got bad thoughts?

@TheOneAndOnLEE. 3 года назад

This was such an underrated joke

@SgtxAnus 3 года назад

ok i was right nice

@michellegulden1052 3 года назад

I'm sure it upsets a lot of religious people

@andywinslow9638 3 года назад

Trust me. No.

@louisbotsford4654 10 лет назад

Always loved Weird Al. Mom bought me a ticket to see him for my 12th birthday. During this song he walked out into the audience, made his way up to his and then put the mike right up into my moms face and sang "again and again and again and again". one of the coolest moments of my youth

@jamesmcjimsey3497 6 лет назад

louis botsford, that must’ve been pretty cool!

@thegoouch 6 лет назад

What's more impressive is the extreme lengths your father went through to insure that Al singled out your mom and let her know how he truly felt! But seriously, that is the definition of awesome! 😂😂

@cydonia1 5 лет назад

ur welcome for 100

@ashydiamond6093 5 лет назад

I'm going to a weird Al concert in 2 days I'm so excited

@Tom-_-Hanks 5 лет назад

I went to a concert of his and during one of his love songs he came out into the audience and sang inches away from the my friend's face. (Al's nose is sooo much BIGGER than I ever realized) (it's all good though, b/c it's perfect for him)

@JS-ob4oh 3 года назад

I'm always impressed by Al's voice range. The man is a complete package: talented, intelligent, incredible sense of humor.

@TonyMontana-os7kg 2 года назад

yes. myself a baritone and tenor, see same in him. Rare thing.

@mann_idonotreadreplies Год назад

cool story bro

@aquaganda Год назад

And he's 🔥

@noah480 8 лет назад

Can we all just take a step back to appreciate that this man's been doing this crap since 1983, is very much still a thing, and is still funny?

@Edward.c889 8 лет назад

he actually started in 1976, but oh yeah, I totally agree he is one crazy talented, very smart man

@CourtneyLachiver 7 лет назад

Noah Sauros he's getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! He's come a long way!

@KevinLCrawford 6 лет назад

Since the 70's, as Brad said, have loved his stuff for years. LOL He was definitely biggest in the 80's but very much still solid, funny, and always relevant.

@Stevesndkayla218 5 лет назад

Bro his biggest success was white and nerdy but he was biggest in the 90s

@jeneanh5561 5 лет назад

Comedy in Song I love it Just like I loved Ray stevens songs back in the day!

@Engineer_Who 5 лет назад

"This one goes out to all the LADIES." _Cheers from the women in the audience_ "... that I never want to see again."

@Someone-sq8im 4 года назад

*Ohhhs from all the women int the audience*

@Season4-11 4 года назад

*plays song with live symphony orchestra*

@allinsondixon8224 4 года назад

May u be living as high on the hog as the pig u turned out to be

@joshuanorris5860 4 года назад

@@allinsondixon8224 u wut

@petergant8767 3 года назад

I would be so embarrassed to be a women in that audience, even though, I'd know it was a joke!

@TheBiblebyANAtheist 3 года назад

I've been a fan of Weird Al since I was 10. Now I'm 48. He aged better than I did.

@TJ1380 3 года назад

That's a filthy lie. Weird Al doesn't age.

@javierbracamonte2220 3 года назад

Same here

@michellegulden1052 3 года назад

We've been listening to him just about the same time.

@paul16451 3 года назад

Vegan diet since 1993 and never stops being creative.

@robertbennion3166 2 года назад

@@TJ1380 probably sold his soul to Satan 🤣🤣🤣

@warpcrafter Год назад

I can't remember what I had for lunch but I have most of Weird Al's songs memorized...

@stoverboo Год назад

Me, too. And I can't say that about the songs he parodies, either. His versions are always much stickier than the originals.

@PoggeB13 7 месяцев назад

I'm almost 70. Same😂😂😂

@laurasmithira 18 дней назад

Me too

@DaVince21 Год назад

I love how he bends the microphone, then throws it away, proving he doesn't even need the microphone, and yet in the very next scene the mic is right back where it should be. It's silly details like that that really make me love the stuff he puts out.

@staceylseal 3 месяца назад

Um... It goes soft .....

@bushbasher85 3 года назад

The incredible satire aside, can we also just remarkable how he is able to perform so many different genres of music? This to me is very reminiscent of Roy Orbison, But Weird Al Yankovic can mimic the style and vocals of almost any artist and do a great job of doing so.

@mightymax9948 2 года назад

His Germs song tells me he studies music to an obsessive degree and what he can do with that knowledge is downright astounding.

@AaronOfMpls 2 года назад

His band is pretty darn talented too -- after all, they have to be able to play just about anything! 😎

@seacrawlerrecords623 2 года назад

And then you got Everything You Know is wrong which is such an accurate recreation/parody that it mkight as well just be an actual They Might Be Giants song

@kingscorpion7346 3 года назад

this song came out at the most perfect time.... I was serving in the Navy and on the other side of the world when my then girlfriend broke up with me in the worst possible way. So in response to her "Dear John" letter, I copied the lyrics to this song and sent it to her! You're a life saver, Al, and my hero all these years!

@geraldfrost4710 Год назад

Think of it this way: You dodged a bullet. Nay... You dodged a nuclear strike! Other men have been dropped in a chipper-shredder: you got a blister on your little finger. Maybe got a blister on your thumb... Of course, it doesn't feel good when it happens. But tis better to have loved and lost, than to love and lose and pay alimony and child support through a payroll deduction plan.

@picklesthewise 3 года назад

Even Eminem has to respect how next-level brutal a diss track this is.

@lookbovine 3 года назад

Thought you meant this was in his style at first, but you mean as a “diss track”… Eminem doesn’t make love diss tracks…

@MikeJones-iy5vl 3 года назад

@@lookbovine I feel like Kim is a love diss track. Or the Mariah Carey diss. In fact I would say those are love diss tracks.

@TheBlarggle 3 месяца назад

@@lookbovine He absolutely makes love diss tracks. Have you ever listened to Eminem? lol

@shortbuskenieval1490 10 лет назад

Al has been doing this for about 30 years now, and still going. His longevity alone should get him in the rock n' roll hall of fame.

@Edward.c889 6 лет назад

His first song aired in 1976, at the age of 16

@KevinLCrawford 6 лет назад

Over 40 years, actually. :)

@dancullen4647 4 года назад

I just posted that on the video for headline news

@kelseymcgarrah2858 2 года назад

More like 40 years bro

@wsue1038 2 года назад

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

@reymannba122 9 лет назад

HE CAN SING ANYTHING THAT'S AMAZING TALENT

@momineedmoregasoline3320 9 лет назад

True weird al is the best

@dlh7989 10 лет назад

My favorite thing about this video is that after all these years, Steve Jay, Jon Bermuda Schwartz, and Jim West are still in the back supporting Weird Al. I can't think of many solo artists who have worked with the same core group of musicians for so long.

@kylestoddart 6 лет назад

not taking anything away fro Al he is my hero...but what about Green Day?

@crescentfreshbret 6 лет назад

kyle stoddart Al’s had this band for over 35 years. The current lineup of Green Day (they had s different drummer on their early EP’s) has been together about a decade or so less than that.

@thevoid99 5 лет назад

@Ethan Morgan don't forget reuben who's been with the band since the 90s.

@capitanchunk 5 лет назад

Garth Brooks has the same backup band too, but agreed it's uncommon... Also 2019

@crescentfreshbret 5 лет назад

Ethan Morgan Ruben played with them when I saw Weird Al back in 1996. He even got his own solo instrumental showcase like the rest of the bandmates.

@JavierHuerta 9 месяцев назад

The Self Service Pumps joke has to be the best line ever written by Weird Al.

@DashRantic 2 года назад

Just broke up with my girlfriend of five years, and though I hadn't listened to this song in a long long time, I just looked this up again and found myself remembering every lyric and experiencing the tune in a whole new light. Thank you Al, for the catharsis, for the entertainment, for the art.

@stillhere1425 Год назад

You don’t have to pretend to be agreeable anymore! Congratulations!

@robertrosselit8241 2 года назад

The harmonizing of the word "Leaches" gets me every time, lol.

@NathanTAK 2 года назад

leeches

@blshouse Год назад

leighjiz

@cosamglass7970 3 месяца назад

Me too :)

@kwijung 8 лет назад

Still the best breakup song ever

@jessielynch7493 8 лет назад

this and Weird Al's other breakup song 'You Don't Love me anymore'

@rockbandinthusiast 8 лет назад

... This is one more minute. Do you mean You Don't Love Me Anymore?

@MyTomServo 7 лет назад

Since you've been gone is pretty good too

@jonSM99 7 лет назад

I also like Good Enough for Now. He's done a few like that.

@Succubus2Angel 7 лет назад

I'd have to nominate "You Don't Love Me Anymore" as a close second ^_^

@sometimesleela5947 3 месяца назад

His band's choreography as background singers is hysterical.

@LeftIsBest001 3 года назад

🎼 _"I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue, then spend one more minute, with you."_ 🎵 - Greatest line ever.

@theimortal1974 2 года назад

according to weird al live the network had a problem with that line.

@rabcra Год назад

@@theimortal1974 And they censored the word "tongue", making the line even dirtier... :D

@KevinJohnson-rc8dw 4 года назад

Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad that you found somebody new 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you I guess I might seem kinda bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin’ I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die Than spend one more minute with you

@anzloester Год назад

Thank youuuu

@5avan10 9 лет назад

This song gave me laughs when I was younger. Years later it helped me get through my divorce with my sanity intact. Now it's good for laughs once again as I reminisce. Ah, good times... good times.

@Zorro976 9 лет назад

Savant Me too... this song and his "Since You've Been Gone"

@Zorro976 8 лет назад

for sure

@drcrn1 4 года назад

GEARING UP FOR MINE AND IT SETS THE MOOD

@nbuehster 4 месяца назад

Does your ex know about this song?

@UnwantedStudios3 8 лет назад

he legit rips up his ex's picture. weird al is awesome

@nbuehster 6 лет назад

I wonder if he also literally burned down a malt shop that they used to go to. Btw, I saw the picture, and the person looks weird.

@misturchips 5 лет назад

Is that actually her? I only recently learned this was written after an actual break-up. I wonder who it is, and whether she appreciates the fame of being in the video?

@aaronkornaus3975 5 лет назад

@@misturchips He admitted it was a long time ago. Perhaps in one of those behind the music programs

@anangel705 8 месяцев назад

Wonder if she saw/heard this……

@grmpf 7 месяцев назад

My goodness, when he sings in that low register, the lyrics just sort of fade into the background and I start to feel things I would never have thought I'd feel for Mr. Weird.

@Lesley_RedRhody 5 лет назад

This song is a perfect example of why Al deserves more credit for his *ORIGINAL* material! In my humble opinion, gems like this are even better than his radio parodies!

@ashleycantrell9844 2 года назад

I know this is 3 years old but his 2022 tour is all about his original works so that's something :)

@laurelkeeper Год назад

@@ashleycantrell9844 I attended, it was legendary

@ashleycantrell9844 Год назад

@@laurelkeeper me too! Got to meet the man. Was the beat first concert, and was low key kinda freaking out I walked behind Steve Jay when I was there 😳

@tinytrtle5681 11 месяцев назад

I don't know why that one random polka got the "weird Al don't need no auto tune" meme attached to it. THIS does a much better job at showing that weird Al don't need no auto tune!

@SpreadingtheMuse 10 лет назад

9th grade speech class required every student to do a lip sync, with costumes and props. This song was my runner up choice. I ended up going with "Like a Surgeon." About half the class did Weird Al songs

@nbuehster 5 лет назад

Good idea not choosing this one. You *probably* would have gotten in trouble if your teacher heard the part about the gas station of love.

@lightdrgn20 5 лет назад

I doubt that.

@THEGREATMAX 9 лет назад

It always surprises me all over again whenever I realize that Weird Al is a great singer on top of hilarious

@arrowlaylowpepper 7 лет назад

Here's the thing..... Al could sing anything he wants, literally. His voice is beautiful. (His level of intelligence is even more beautiful.) Thank goodness he chose to use his voice as he does.........because he can make me nearly pee myself with laughter, which is difficult. Thank you Al, for bringing an aching grin to my face.

@eaxlostudios4521 8 лет назад

She broke up with me a month ago, She texted me last night to see if I wanted to come over. I sent her this. I REGRET NOTHING

@John231984 8 лет назад

I broke up with my ex in January. She still wanted to keep in contact as friends....I sent this. And yes I regret nothing as well.

@trinitydouglas5535 7 лет назад

Nice going!😀

@Pumpkinss 7 лет назад

Carrrrlllllll why'd you do that carrrrrrrlllll

@Aaron_GKV 7 лет назад

He was hungry for hands, give him a break :/

@essenceale4592 7 лет назад

Aaron_GKV wrong video bud your thinking of doing it creep you out

@karatefella 2 года назад

"Stranded in the gas station of love, using the self-service pumps" What a brilliant line !

@henrybierman8431 2 года назад

I just realized the joke after reading this comment a couple times

@pacificostudios Год назад

Al is a master at "getting cr*p past the censor."

@nbuehster 4 месяца назад

Who was the first person to point out what that means? They ruined my childhood, and I hope karma bites them in the ass.

@nbuehster 4 месяца назад

@@pacificostudios I don't think this was the only time he did that. lol

@danielherbert-voss7508 10 месяцев назад

Wierd AL is the most talented satirist but also a great musician. I have been enjoying his music for 40 years now.

@tetsujin_144 10 лет назад

"I guess I might sound kind of bitter..."

@Succubus2Angel 6 лет назад

+Tetsujin Understatement of the year, isn't it? ^O^

@nbuehster 6 лет назад

"I *guess* I *might* sound *kind of* bitter..." The keywords are in bold

@nbuehster 5 лет назад

@@Succubus2Angel In the video he actually rips up a picture of his ex. That makes me wonder if there really was a malt shop they used to go to.

@alexschalk5439 5 лет назад

@@nbuehster Probably. I bet he didn't burn it down though.

@brianl8481 5 лет назад

@@Succubus2Angel Well that escalated quickly.

@GoodVsEvil1314 9 лет назад

The ultimate break-up song.

@danwicht402 5 лет назад

I saw him do this song in concert last month at the Minnesota State Fair; one of the highlights was when he went out into the audience and hanged out with the concertgoers down near the stage. 1:22 was terrific when he put salt on the plate of broken glass.

@ChrisPollard Год назад

I still remember doing this song in a school lip sync competition. It was fantastic. Especially when I pulled out long strings of fake intestines with a fork ... nobody saw that coming. LOL

@VahidMasrour 10 лет назад

Weird Al's (failed) love songs might be his very best, IMHO. I just chuckle remembering the words. This one in particular has been stuck in my mind for a week or so.

@sadlobster1 10 лет назад

This feels like more of a break up song

@dianetilford5668 10 лет назад

sadlobster1 your right it is a break up song. aka a goodbye song.

@ClarkeMarek 10 лет назад

Diane Tilford In fact, the picture he tears up is the girl who the song was about. She dumped him about a week or so before he wrote the song, and this is how he let his feelings out about her.

@MrShatterhands 10 лет назад

ClarkeMarek Source, please?

@ClarkeMarek 10 лет назад

And here: weirdalyankovic.wikia.com/wiki/One_More_Minute

@tomvyse 2 года назад

Believe it or not, I sang the Karaoke version of this at my wife and my wedding dinner. The bride's father held the phone with the music and lyrics as I sang it. Oddly enough, as misplaced as that song was, people still found it to be funny. We've been married for 7 years.

@CJRealHoops1 Год назад

I love the slow escalation of this song. At first it sounds like a serious song, then he drops a random line here and there like "wait, what?" and then he gets more and more random before going all in at the peak of the song. Brilliant satire!

@AlexanderNash Год назад

I'm not sure you know what the word random means.

@nina1522 7 лет назад

Trivia tidbit: The woman in the picture Al tears up is the actual woman he wrote the song for. Hey, her loss, Suzanne's gain :)

@TechnoHajikelist 3 года назад

At least that prince found the happy ending in this fairytale!

@ccsfstudios2321 3 года назад

Unlike me...

@_addogg 4 года назад

1:52 easily one of the best mastrubation jokes of all time

@torsteinbakketunkyte7419 9 лет назад

How many michrophones does he throw away/destroy during the video?

@katiegalvan3771 9 лет назад

I think like 4/5. He is brilliant.

@ashydiamond6093 5 лет назад

I. 1:02 2. 1:30 Either new one or the same one. 3. 1:48

@crimsonfirecat 9 лет назад

This is the first time I've actually paid attention to the rest of the band in the background omfg

@BadWebDiver 4 года назад

I like the Walk Like an Egyptian bit... :D

@edwardblair4096 3 года назад

They are subtly doing the Greek Chorus thing where they react to or act out the lyrics that Al is singing. They have that 50s era backup line serious deliberate choreography, but what they are doing is subtly wild.

@allaaxelrod3712 4 года назад

This man is simply a GENIUS -- as a musician, a lyricist, a singer, a superb and a sublime performer!

@RedneckSwede Год назад

It's almost frightening how relatable this is song is to a past relationship. 10 years free from that train wreck.

@JamesW81 3 года назад

This is a friendship that will last a lifetime. I was introduced to the music of Weird Al at the age of 17. I'll be 40 in a couple of months and I always come back to it. So many happy memories. Thanks for the music Al, long may it continue.

@jwhaler82 10 лет назад

"And I burned down the malt shoppe where we used to go..." XD

@NaturalJoin 7 лет назад

Just because it reminds me of you.

@nbuehster 6 лет назад

In the video he actually rips up a picture of his ex. I wonder if there really was a malt shop they used to go to.

@PugnaciousProductions 3 года назад

@@nbuehster keyword: WAS

@nbuehster 3 года назад

@@PugnaciousProductions I mean before his ex broke up with him.

@PugnaciousProductions 3 года назад

@@nbuehster I was making a joke.

@ZaidValRoa 9 лет назад

Happy Valentine's Day.

@arandomshark2667 5 лет назад

Jokes on you. I am still single.

@Someone-sq8im 4 года назад

That is so... I don’t even know what to say...

@nbuehster 3 года назад

@@arandomshark2667 Me too, although I wish I wasn't. (It would take forever to explain, and it isn't funny.)

@arandomshark2667 3 года назад

@@nbuehster Same here

@zoenepsa9292 10 лет назад

Imagine his exgirlfriend talking to someone about this. Ex: an ex wrote a song for me Person: who was it Ex: ... Weird al Person: Really which one Ex: ... One more minute Person: Oh I'm sorry.

@nbuehster 6 лет назад

Ex: in the song he says he's stranded all alone in the gas station of love and he has to use the self service pumps Person: you'd better make up to him right a way

@stone1andonly 4 года назад

That very possibly happened. He actually wrote this after he broke up with someone.

@nbuehster 4 года назад

@@stone1andonly This *is* about an ex breaking up with him. The picture he ripped up was a picture of his ex.

@daskin1116 3 года назад

(EXs freind) walks away slowly

@lookbovine 3 года назад

Person: Oh, I only know “White and Nerdy”

@sceneitallwithjeffandjon6984 2 года назад

This is such a doo-wop parody that the backup singers are singing "doo-wop" during the verses. That Weird Al is so clever!

@aotmn8399 2 года назад

1:45 He lets the flexi-mic go limp when saying he has to "use the self-service pump" at the "gas station of love". Haha. Clever guy.

@Lincoln-m2j Месяц назад

I think it’s a metaphor

@spartacus778 9 лет назад

The backup dancers did a great job.

@JacksonBegleymusicguy 8 лет назад

+spartacus778 I know! Haha. They look like every other 1950's backup dancer.

@Xerock 8 лет назад

+spartacus778 those are his bandmates. Steve Jay, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz and Jim West

@ladymantis 8 лет назад

+spartacus778 When they sang "Leeches" I nearly died!

@johnh1235 8 лет назад

+Xerock x2

@Debbie321lopez 8 лет назад

Left one looks like Benedict Cumberbatch

@displacerkatsidhe 9 лет назад

This song helped me get over my last relationship. Weird Al music always made me happy as a kid, and I honestly didn't know this one existed until a few years ago. So of course his music helped me become happy again.

@stoopidpursun8140 5 лет назад

"Eminem wrote a diss song about me." - Damn "Weird Al wrote a diss song about me." - daaamn.....

@aeronnutley364 3 года назад

Eminem wrote a diss song about me! That's kinda cool! Weird Al wrote a diss sing about me! Damn Bitch what did you do!

@nbuehster 3 года назад

Lame claim to fame?

@robertsmithii6947 2 года назад

You wanna see Al diss someone? Check out his interview with K-Fed. Probably his most vicious interview

@hachimajig6062 2 месяца назад

Everyone's writing songs about Mario now.

@Brian-cr6rb 3 года назад

Feel bad for the fact that this was an inspiration from his own life for the song. But the fact that the song helped me with getting out of bad relationships years after I fell in love with the song, then turning the clock back to listen to it should make my childhood hero feel good! AL deserves more recognition for his contributions to the music industry, and his inspiration to kids like me who never felt like they fit in. On purpose or not, he helped me through childhood, and I still love screaming his lyrics back to the windshield at him!

@stone1andonly 4 года назад

Never mind his parodies, this song is truly one of Weird Al's masterworks!

@tremoloman 8 лет назад

Once of AL's best... such an underappreciated song. :)

@dancullen4647 4 года назад

It's in my top 10 favorite songs of all time, I think it stands up with any great song

@elwoodblues9613 4 года назад

It's better than any song Taylor Swift has done!

@sealyoness 3 года назад

I was having a week of Angst remembering my ex-husband who found a bleached-blonde nail painter who made more money than me after 26 years. And my late and well-loved-by-all second husband, who died last year during the first month of Covid 2020. This video yankovic'ed me right out of my self-pity. I am profoundly grateful.

@Alapaloozalover2000 9 месяцев назад

When I heard this in the car with my dad for the first time, we couldn’t stop laughing! My favorite part is the heart bit followed by the dramatic gasp at the end!😂

@SuperPyst 11 месяцев назад

This is the absolute best breakup songs that is, or ever shall be!

@frankpaiano8949 Год назад

I saw him last year in a concert and it was great. Would love to see him in another concert again.

@SiiriCressey 10 лет назад

Is it just me, or does "I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps" sound really dirty to others too?

@tetsujin_144 10 лет назад

It's not just you. You have successfully decoded a double entendre and discerned the lyric's true meaning.

@SiiriCressey 10 лет назад

Scope-Eye video He's just not usually like that...

@CaraDoughnutLady7 10 лет назад

I actually never thought that till you pointed it out, course I'm bad at figuring that stuff out. x'D

@usedforks 10 лет назад

The lyrics are as dirty as you make them.

@TheBeaverz123 10 лет назад

It's a Metaphor

@wearealloneexceptforthatgu7848 10 лет назад

No one else can emote quite like Al. Love the back-up singers, too.

@ladymantis 8 лет назад

I think one of the many great things about this song is a quality that appears in a lot of Mr. Yankovic's music; he is a MASTER of understatement. "I guess I might seem kinda bitter...." XD

@cardinalximenez4505 8 лет назад

"Why'd I have to go and get myself decaptitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it"

@madcow4664 6 лет назад

"Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, No, No."

@GumSkyloard 2 года назад

"They want to control me, they want to destroy me.. They're tryin' to kill me.. It _kind of_ upsets me.."

@MatthewRogerson-wk3bd 5 месяцев назад

This is absolutely the greatest breakup song of all time. Just proves the talent of the man

@vance917 3 года назад

It's not just humorous ... it is also a fantastic song in its own right. I mean, even if I spoke no English at all and had no clue what the song was about, I would love it anyway, just for the music alone!

@jonnyboy4289 10 лет назад

Weird Al Yankovic. He's more than my favorite music artist..............he's a hero. A personal hero of mine.

@mixmaster6100 10 лет назад

Same here.

@jonnyboy4289 9 лет назад

Dak Lamerbusch A genius?!? More like the Mel Brooks of music.

@HowDareThey1970 9 лет назад

+Jonny Boy Yes, a genius. Who else comes up with these ideas then executes them so well?

@NotAHero123_7 6 лет назад

Same here

@LorenScott69 2 года назад

This is one of my all time favorite songs. Not just favorite Weird Al songs. But, favorite songs, period. This is a frickin' masterpiece.

@4sh70nGal 10 лет назад

I remember when I was about 5 or 6 years old when I first watched this music video and since I didn't know how most things worked at that age, I was freaking out cause I actually thought he ripped out his heart.

@Someone-sq8im 4 года назад

Lol

@BadWebDiver 4 года назад

It was the ripping the heart out that got you; not the door slamming part???!!! O_O

@4sh70nGal 4 года назад

@@BadWebDiver lmao. I was an odd child 😂😂

@yoshispongegirl 3 месяца назад

My 8th grade science teacher introduced me to this song because he knew that I liked Weird Al too. I cannot thank him enough for it. 😂

@kooperthrockmorton7869 5 лет назад

This is the ultimate middle finger! My ex broke up with me 3 months ago and this describes exactly how I feel towards her now. Love it! Keep doing what you're doing weird al! You my hero

@antster1983 10 лет назад

I sang this on karaoke tonight for the first time. Got a standing ovation! That doesn't happen all that often!

@chrispicard3357 4 года назад

Got over 250 k-songs in my book...26 by Weird Al, second only to some guy named Garth something...

@philly452009 Год назад

Weird Al never gets old with age, his parodies are not only funny, but always brings a great laugh when you’re blue

@danielcooper2307 9 лет назад

Always loved this song. Ever since I was a child. Great memories.

@nerdenocity 3 года назад

there are 2 impressive things that could happen relating to this song. 1, a person sending this after having their heart broken by another person or 2, a person doing every single thing al listed in this song.

@gogoyubari366 3 месяца назад

He really is a great vocalist!

@matthays716 8 лет назад

Most inappropriate wedding song ever

@matthays716 7 лет назад

JSENNER83 thank you

@Frankb1989 7 лет назад

Matt Hays cabbage

@paperdain 7 лет назад

"Good Enough For Now" would be extremely appropriate in a completely inappropriate way. *way* too much honesty for a wedding. XD

@theawesomesuitthing8296 6 лет назад

What about the funeral of a dead spouse?

@Frogger-by1cu 6 лет назад

maybe a dead ex spouse or to be played at a 50th Wedding Anniversary party

@PlyrMava. 10 лет назад

As a kid I always thought this was a parody of Elvis. Then as I grew up, I thought, "Actually, this would the perfect parody of Roy Orbison songs." And now I laugh a lot more thinking of the latter even listening to this song. Maybe it's just pastiche of the fifties ballads, I dunno.