I've been homeless living out of my car, but I was on Forest Service land. It really is a huge thing to have places to be able to just park and sleep. I'm glad you're doing better now (I presume) and likewise for myself, but I respect the hell out of the people working and living out of their cars and the places that allow them to exist. O7
All walmarts have a policy of allowing people to sleep in their parking lot. You can do it at any walmart in the country this is why you always see rvs parked there.
My mom had those jumpsuits roughly 30 years ago. I don’t know about now, but back then they were made to fit like that on purpose, like a tube top sewn onto pants. All the moms in the neighborhood wore them when it was hot. Some were pants and some shorts, and a bunch of the styles were in a weird fuzzy material. Maybe polyester, idk. Some had neck straps and some didn’t. Anyways that made me laugh thinking about those jumpsuits! Good memories. Just like shoulder pads in tops and also men’s suit coats made for women with rolled sleeves..haha🤣 Remember those! My generation grew up in the 80’s and 90’s. We had neat clothes, good music and amazing tv shows. Sure miss it! God life was good and simple back then..
@@BidenSUCKSS your opinion, mine have always tasted delicious. And yes, just about every grocery store carries organic apples. I'll just assume you live in a small rural community.
Dude Im from Texas and still haven't seen anyone with a mullet in years and yeah I go to Walmart. There is now way at most there is 150 people in a Walmart. No way more than a third of those people were that backwoods. I haven't even seen one in the guns and fishing section.
@@CW86228 I’m in Texas now, but I went to school in central Illinois. It was a mid-sized town that served a lot of rural communities. I promise these results are not fabricated or exaggerated.
When He Said " The Closet Monster " it's what my sister and i call what ever was going on in our Grandparent's House ! we were like 3 & 4 at the time . Forgot about it Till He Said It !
Absolutely! I am a teacher and also arachnophobic and that was similar to my reaction the first time my students told me there was a HUGE spider in the room - and my reaction was like his- not what they expected and b) "so what do you want me to do about it?" I'm not going near that thing!!
We call Walmart “wally-world” because it’s like a whole nother world in there! It’s not as crazy (for the most part) as people say it is. It’s like a mall with incredible prices 🥰
“Let’s just go to jail!” I’ve never been in a DUI checkpoint but I have experienced talking to police having done nothing wrong but you’re so nervous you start doing stupid stuff. Then you start thinking.. “ just take me to jail this is waaaay to stressful.”
but talking about cocaine, stealing, gambling and seril killers! 😂 still funny set nd the background is interesting because they ask the comedian for recommendations
Completely agree, this guy is hilarious, and a good idea of whats funny. Today's comics have a hard time with generally clean comedy but this guy is crushing it.
@@12many4you excuse me? having friends of the opposite sex doesn't make you gay it just means you have more friends, and on a bonus, friends that will give you practical advice and insight from another perspective.
All of my boys will without a flinch purchase feminine protection as well. And can keep house and cook. I had no idea we were raising Superheroes. Nice boys you got there.
I worked at a department store about 50 years ago. they would take back ANYTHING - even stuff they didn't sell. We sent it back to the manufacturer... and they would send a CASE of new ones back. It all worked out. :)
Walmart place that made my girlfriend take back pregnancy test used condoms and oh yeah we would sell bags for $5 where Dollar Tree would sell them $4 and we would take them back for the $5 amount they literally said Dollar Tree on them
Or the time that Walmart went to CVS to buy stuff to fill their shelves you ever wonder why it says this is a product of CVS or this is bought at CVS it's because people that run Walmart the will send people to buy all the stuff on the Shelf at another store to make their store look full
I FEEL THE SAME WAY...I WILL NOT LISTEN TO VULGAR JOKES OR CURSING... IN 1982 I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WANTED ME TO WATCH A SPECIAL ON TV...ONE OF THOSE I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR ...IT WAS GONNA BE WITH SOME FRIENDS AND I WAS REALLY DOWN ABOUT MY SICK MOM...SO HE WANTED TO CHEER ME UP AND GET ME LAUGHING...WELL, I HAD TO IDEA 💡, BUT I GAVE IN NOT KNOWING WHO THE COMEDIAN WAS .. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE MOST VULGAR EVER...RICHARD PRYOR!!😡 I DON'T THINK I WATCHED IT MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES...I WAS SO OFFENDED....EVERY OTHER WORD WAS THE F-BOMB....I WAS INSULTED....I MADE HIM TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY....AND IN AS POLITE TERMS AS I COULD MUSTER, I TOLD HIM IF HE REMOTELY WANTED ANOTHER DATE WITH ME THAT HE'D BETTER CLEAN UP HIS ACT AND QUICK....HE DID 🙂
Oh be an adult. Not his fault Richard Myers show was not funny to you. As a date you where very rude. I hope he saved his time n money n found another woman instantly. Not his fault your mommy was very sick n dying. You belonged with your mommy n not out on a date with him or any other man. If the comedian had only said one F bomb you'd of found a excuse to hate it. You misfired your negative emotions to your date. So u didn't care for it. Move on. He didn't write the material. Dry bar comedy is a new thing. Comics in clubs for decades n decades have used rated R material. Not being able to handle it was on you. As a polite woman u should of told him I'm going thru some very intense stuff with my moms health. I need to be with her while I can. I bet your a very vanilla personality in the sack.
It's not just the shoppers at check out, it's the cashiers at your favorite store. I checked groceries for a few years at Kroger, and my favorite regulars sure bought a lot of red apples 😄
The weirdest thing that ever happened to me that I still remember because it was so crazy happened years ago while I was traveling through Arkansas. I was driving behind a trucker that got an armadillo got caught in its wheel and then it shot the darn thing right into my windshield. It didn't bust through the window but I had to get my window replaced ASAP because the cracks were so bad that I could barely see.
I just remembered the time I farted at Home Depot,as a girl asked me if she could help me. As I walked away,I heard her say "OMG 😱" I was too embarrassed to turn around as I'm sure she was pointing at me to her co workers...😆😆😆
We had a new Walmart open a mile down the road, I went there once, a woman was yelling in the parking lot, many had weird colored hair, the cops were at the entry, but my question is, I have never seen these people before, where do they come from?
They are the night time humans that mainly live their lives while you are sleeping because you have a job. They have no normal source of incomes, millions now on S.S. Claiming disability. I know this because my ex-wife’s 6 siblings all live this reverse life I speak of.
I've wondered the same thing. I live about a half a mile from one and I swear I wonder every time I go there where do they come from. They don't live around me, not that I live in a fancy neighborhood but these folks in pajamas or tee shirts and bikini bottoms I never see except at Walmart.
I have worked at a Walmart and everything this guy says is so right about how bad some customers can be but some of the employees are just as bad and the managers are the worst. Talk about suffering a god complex. A Walmart Mgr is not Jesus. They do not save the people by being there. The part when he says the Self Check-out are for shop-lifting is true. They only have 1 or 2 security agents and 1 is always 50 years old with a beg leg so he isn't gonna chase you. The part when Mark said his dad was able to return a 10 year old shower head to a store and got the money back made me laugh so much. I bet that was a Walmart. They will allow anything as a return.
I decided to pick up some clothes at Wal-Mart. I'd try something on and then told the clerk to leave them there since I wasn't done.When I went to pay for them they were all gone plus the clerk was no where to be found. She was from India and maybe she didn't understand me? They werent back on the rack. Maybe she liked them? Made me angry. No one knew anything. I never bought anything which didn't go in my cart.
I've watched about 10 comedians tonight. It takes a lot to make me laugh. This guy is hilarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard! Must watch! (Except the deer part...)
@@justjill3560 it's a good thing. I would not have understood without correction. He's the one that just called Walmart to inform them of the 'apple 🍎 code' scam. Lol
"Adverse events" include (and for the most part are limited to) things like a mildly sore arm for a day or two. As for deaths - are you claiming that the vaccinations caused, accelerated, or, in fact, had anything to do with the deaths? If that is your claim, pls provide a link or reference, as I have not been able to find confirmation of such a claim.
@@judyfrancis4515 Whoa... I thought you were answering AllThat Remains, which would be a really odd response. Cuz I laughed too since I had to bathe a cat a couple times. I know it's just a story because the comic doesn't have visible stitches or scars on his head or arms from the cat panicking on its way out of the shower.
This guy's pretty fascinating in that his skit more closely revolves around his actual life circumstances than most any other comedian I've heard. Very entertaining, fun to listen to.
Back in the 90's in Kalamazoo Michigan, which is a large city, a 14 point buck was standing in the middle of the busiest road in town. Almost looked like he was thinking (you can't shoot me here)
So good to read through the comments , and find other people like myself, who love that drybar is good clean comedy. And not constantly about sex or crude stuff and swearing. It's hilarious. But I thought I was always being a prude and even pretended to laugh in the past at smutty stuff. That's fine , no judgement if others find it funny. But for myself, and now obviously others, by the comments here, we appreciate this type of clean and hilarious comedy. Thankyou drybar.