Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE] 

Good shit Good shit

I could actually see this being how Alastor feels about modern entertainment

Alastor: "Aphaty's a tragedy and boredom is a crime." Also Alastor in Hazbin: *why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute BOREDOM.*

Alastor skipped TV era and went straight for internet, what a chad

"Boredom is a crime" is something Alastor would definitely say!

That laugh was legitimately terrifying. Seriously, that caught me off guard.

caleb: *says bad word me: *gasp* CALEB!!

This is an alternate universe situation. Imagine Alastor did join Vox.

Gotta give Alastor respect He actually learned about the thing he hates just to make a catchy song insulting it

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom's a crime" is the most Alastor line ever

gotta remember, radio is still everywhere in the modern world, wifi is basically a radio signal, bluetooth is basically a radio signal, radio waves are still used everywhere

Okay Alastor would totally hate the internet. But this song fits his personality so well I think we can overlook that

The internet truly is a scary, dangerous place. Luckily after decades in IT I know how to set web filters and protect my children. The shit I've witnessed and the disgusting degeneracy, grooming, etc.

well Alastor was the bo of his time. only bo would make jokes about the stock market crash

Honestly, this is super catchy and in a odd way makes sense for Alastor. Yea, he would dislike the idea of modern tech and such, but you know he cannot deny how entertaining it can be with causing issues and chaos lol. Dude would feed off that stuff. He would totally do a musical number on it. I'm definitely going to be listening to this for a long time.

I sent this to a friend of mine who's absolutely obsessed with both Bo Burnham and Hazbin Hotel, I'm pretty sure you're now his favorite person.

I was just wondering why the AI sounded so lively and realistic until I realized it was a real human doing the cover. Good job

“Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” If there was ever a single sentence that explains Alastor’s MO, this would be it. It’s just so perfect

Alastor IS radio, and TV killed the radio, so isn't it just fitting that Alastor just LOVES the shitshow that the internet is. And the internet didn't just kill TV, it flexes on it, so of course Alastor would want a piece of this chaotic pie Also, just imagine Alastor hosting a podcast in the deepest, most hellish parts of the dark web

So, after over a month of hearing this on repeat every couple of days... I finally realized this is apparently a fan made cover... My mind is blown. The voice acting matches so perfectly, even the delivery. Right down to the distortion as he says something absolutely demonic. (Here's a nine year old that died) Also, that laugh, HOW THE HELL??? It sounds like the official videos. The spinning dots/stars in the background speed up and slow down to match the tempo. He even tints everything red when Alastor starts getting upset and/or acting evil. Just like in the official videos. You are not telling me that this dude created that much detail, for a fan cover. This song also matches Alastor's personality perfectly. Is he advertising or insulting the internet? How does he sound so swauve? Why does he sound so friendly? The random switches between mundane but hectic, and all out Hellish insanity. No way this is a fan cover. You are all lying! This an official song for Alastor and nothing is changing my mind. Ps. "Colored pencil drawings of all the Hazbin Hotel characters @-$+@+#$ each other". 😂😮😂 Can song lyrics possibly be more perfect than that? (Also does he know that he is a character in a tv show... cannonically?)

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about Caleb's maniacal laughter. It was scarily amazing, with just the right of pure evil and creepiness!

Yeesssss good stuff!! I love it so much!! 🙌🏻😎 god that laugh has me LIVING

At first I was wondering why the Radio Demon himself was singing about the Internet, I would have thought the TV Demon and other Overlord, Vox , would cover it. But then listening to the song and realizing it's insulting the Internet.... YUP it does fit Alastor XD

"be happy! be *HOOOORRRNYYYY*" **cannon Alastor was disgusted**

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is basically the perfect way to sum up Alastor so far. Love it. It's so fitting, Imma overlook the fact he hates modern technology lol.

A few things: 1. It’s always surprising to hear you swear, or say any offensive word 2. I like that Alastor’s face turns red and his voice distorts more when he says the more terrible things 3: the evil laugh was awesomely terrifying Edit: this got way more likes than i expected it to

This is just perfect. It's so perfect. Why does it work so well. Holy shmokes.

I love that this song is like a critique to actual internet and fits perfectly with Alastor, and the song is amazing and the voice is amazing too and everything is amazing!!!

**Alastor discovers websites for orphanages.** Alastor: Ahahaha! So many orphans.

Why aren't you guys talking about how he has a PERFECT impression of Alastor?!?? Literally, his impression was so perfect, I had to look up and see if he was the actual voice-actor. Like jesus- Good frickin job, Caleb!!

absolutely EVERYTHING about this is perfect. the musical arrangement, the visuals, the subtle lyric changes (that reference to HH Rule 34 got me good lmfao), the fact that this song fits Alastor's usual vibe entirely too well. Caleb and team, you did it again!

The fact that I can weirdly imagine Alastor singing this despite his OBVIOUS distain for modern tech is GLORIOUS!!!

I love the fact that instead of "harry potter characters" theres a change to "hazbin hotel characters" xD

No one is talking about the laugh. I repete NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE LAUGH It scared the shit out of me

Part 1: "Is this what ADD is like?" Part 2: "Is this what a complete breakdown is like?"

1. This is peak Alastor 2. Damn Caleb how'd you get such a good Alastor impression?

does anyone else imagine seeing Alastor shredding on an electric guitar!? I can't get it out of my head😭

Alastor: "Welcome to the internet!" Also Alastor: *despises the internet*

Dear god yes And I'm so glad that Caleb wasn't afraid to curse in this like addict

I like the idea that this is supposed to be alastor mocking vox and when he does the second verse its him reminiscing about when he had hope that the internet and video would be better and then he gets back into it mocking vox and stuff like the laugh is him basically going insane in his disappointment after he snaps back to reality remembering that it all went to shit

"If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first!" So, despite hating the internet, Alastor admits that there is content on it that interests him.

I love how they changed the “here’s why women never f you” to “here’s why women never love you” because Alastor is ace.

THAT LAUGH FUELS MY SOUL I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMETHING SO TRULY UNHINGED

It unironically makes sense if Alastor made a song in this manic critique style, just as TV killed the radio, The internet not only is currently killing TV, it’s also killing itself, and go figure Alastor would absolutely _adore_ the chaos that 99% of the internet is- Also love that detail of Alastor never really dropping his ‘On the Air’ radio effect, as he only does so when he’s genuinely interested, and excited about whatever he’s talking about, like with Charlie in the hotel, meaning he’s completely dunking on it _in song_ just to be funny

I love when Alastor sings "look at you! youuuu x2" as if congratulating me, when in fact I actually look at myself now and realize how fucked up my life has been left by internet addiction🙂

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is practically canon.

Welcome to the internet is one of my favorite songs ever to exist, can’t Caleb hyles does an Alastor cover of it?! ANOTHER LEVEL!

Alastor: "be horny!" Also Alastor: can't relate

Caleb actually sounds just like Alastor. He did a nice job... and that evil laugh, wow! WHY IS NOBODY COMMENTING ON THIS?!

Damn, ok ok ok, your a god, and everyone will agree, this fits the character’s personality and still keeps up with the same tone and rhythm of the original! You even got the voice box rattle from “Take this quirky quiz”

"which power ranger are you? take a quirky quiz!" as he said that, a "which Hazbin hotel character are you?" quiz popped up on the side 💀💀💀

I can’t be the only one who thought Alastor would be a perfect fit for this song By perfect,I meant the bounce and genre and the slow drift to insanity at the end😅

3:52 I didn't think you could match Bo's original laughter, but I was proven so wrong

I love how Alastor slightly cracks up after 1:01

Now that Vox has been released on Prime, you need to make a Vox Album for the accuracy

Alastor was unhinged before this… But this… This just shows the potential dangers he’s capable of. Caleb, you really captured this character’s persona! On the surface, charming, friendly, extroverted… However… something much darker

The Original: A musical Decent into madness This version: A FLAMING MUSICAL PLANE HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AT HIGH SPEEDS DECENT INTO MADNESS!

The three phases for the anthem of the internet: 1. Naming everything you can see in the internet 2. A little history excourse 3. The devil appears, and asks you about the internet Thanks to Bo Burnham for making this masterpiece possible. And thanks to Caleb Hyles to turn it into a digital circus.

Bruh you know if alastor used the internet, he would have a damn bomb Spotify podcast.

2:15 This is the Alastor we usually see

Honestly though, i'd like to see a version where Vox sings this-

It's amazing that Alastor's expression never changes, yet it changes so many times.

I feel like Alastor could relate to the general theme of this song. As a powerful, cunning demon of media, he certainly seems the type to favor the idea of endless, unbridled, indiscriminate consumption

You know Charlie is just like. " Alastor..... please stop this is not my helping our cause🤦🏼‍♀️"

Caleb really went "If no one else will do a crossover, *THEN I WILL* "

alastor: WELCOME TO THE RADIO

Honestly I think Transitioning to the Internet format would fit rather well for Alabaster. Radio shows used to be all about entertainment and keeping your slow mundane lives entertained. If anyone has ever listened to radio adventures and stories you know it captured your imagination far more then TV ever will. It sucks you in and encapsulates you fully. Yes TV Killed the radio but it never captured the same void that radio did. Until the internet. We have phrases like Falling down the RU-vid Rabbit hole, or getting lost in Wikipedia, the rules of the internet where the worst of the worst reside. The ability to binge watch 1000hrs of a show add free. The closest thing that TV ever brought close to this is Surfing channels. The internet fills that void that Alastor despises oh so very much. The void known as Boredom. Like I can almost imagine Alastor being the mastermind ultimately behind the internet via deals and temptation. Revenge for what happened to his beloved platform and how to topple the behemoth that took his place.

"Can I interest you in Caleb Hyles ALL OF THE TIME?!"

Alastor: this Angle dust in the room below him in the hotel: *hits roof with broom* HEY ITS 2 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!

In my head Alastor still hates post-1930s communication technology. However, when he saw the internet, he had to respect all the drama and damage.

Alastor singing this makes me visualize him mocking/Teasing Vox. Just image.. *Vox is entertaining Valentino's club, when Alastor strolls in in search of Angel. Vox gives Al a dirty look. Alastor takes the stage and begins singing this while putting on one hell of a show*

Just incredible ! The Alastor's voice is really near of the original voice in Hazbin hôtel !

The fact he's speaking into his microphone which is plugged in implies that he is broadcasting this to all of hell and vox is just watching as he is brutaly roasted on reasons why the internet is bad

I've never been a fan of Hazbin Hotel, however, this is an awesome Alastor cover! I absolutely love it and will listen to it alot on repeat. This is the perfect mix of classic and rock, amazing!

Pov: Alastor discovers Digital Radio

This is literally perfect. This song was made for Alastor no one can convince me otherwise.

Alastor's chaotic energy into this song was absolutely perfect. I can't stop listening to this song.

Bro I did not expect the new generation of awesome bands to happen so soon.

"Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids!" XD I'm dying of laughter, they merged two conspiracies and it's worse...

After watching episode 2 of the show, I'd like to imagine this is Alastor mocking Vox into oblivion

3:50 gives me chills every time, WITHOUT FAIL!

Me listening to this thinking it would be family-friendly: "Well that got dark fast..."

Bro is doing this to piss of the vees for sure

0:40 *asexual rage*

I have heard this song countless times now, saw this video and thought "hmmm seems lame... meh *click*" Now i'm fucking shivering since it fits so fucking well for Alastor to think this about modern world entertainment and how obscenely huge and varied and weird the internet is and his voice singing it gave me chills

Origin of this song: Alastor attempted to use Angel Dust's Computer Edit: Oh cool, 45 likes. Thanks.

Alastor :apathy's a tragedy, and boredom's a crime ALSO ALASTOR :why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!

At first I thought it was just a voice filter, but I noticed you actually changes some words and made the language a lot more friendly. Thank you for your contribution to both fandoms.

Al’s unhinged chaotic energy really works with this song haha, great cover!

okay but imagine this with a swing remix

This reminds me of a demonic deal he’d make. Especially when he starts to sound cheerful at around 3:30. This entire song is about the rise of the Internet, and how chaotic it is- and how we have changed as humans. But when Al sings it, it changes to taking advantage of our addictions and him making a profit off of it. You know, soul stealing.

3:57 he sounds like a maniac i like it

OHMYGODDDDDDD THE MANICALLY LAUGHING BRO YOU ATD THIS UPPPPPPPPPP THE ASNHCNWEFIHNCN WEDIHCN AHHH AHHHIHWC THE EMOTIONS????

Not gonna lie, definitely one of my favorite covers of this song. This song really does give off Alastor vibes

I love Bo's songs and this is an amazing cover. 3:51 EVIL LAUGH POGGERSS

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how this is exactly something Alastor would sing?

I imagine this is what it would be like if Alistair joined the V's

when you finally find the perfect radio voice changer

0:46 he sounds so agressive, I love it XD

Wow. I thought this song was insane before, but this takes it to a whole new level -in a good way, of course.