Wesley Snipes Blade 2 Is So Good You'll Never Pay Taxes Again - Best Movie Ever 

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As Czech, I can confirm our postal service is no fcking joke and random ninjas are the least scary part of it.

"We've just hit the minimum amount of story to legally be called a movie". And that was a a rare treat in early 2000s action cinema.

Man, Wesley Snipes in his prime was one of the best action stars on the planet. These movies were fucking fantastic, all around.

Every video is a non-stop assault on Seagal's looks, personality, and acting skills. And I love it.

Steven Seagal makes it into every movie, doesn't he.

As a Brit I'd like to formally apologize for what we tried to do to Wesley Snipes in this documentary

"Vampire Hunters hunting vampire vampires with vampire hunting vampire hunters" Man i love this channel

Blade 2 is an absolutely incredible movie, one of the best sequels ever. Who ever thought of crossing Guillermo del Toro with Wesley Snipes was a genius

Damn. Daryl before the zombie apocalypse was already killing vampires. Truly a badass.

Calling Donny Yen "the poor man's Jackie Chan" made me spit my drink out. So much wrong with that line though 😂

I always laughed how all other vampires die screaming horribly in sunlight but what's her face just kind of beautifully flakes away

“Gal Ghetto” is the best thing I’ve heard all week!

And Ron Pearlman, who somehow found a way to be even uglier. That line had me rolling.

"All Snipes can think about is that incredible Kool-Aid!" Took me out!! 😂😂😂😂

"Gal Ghetto" snuck up on me and made me actually laugh out loud.

Well done. “A routine 80 ft. Sub machine gun swan dive, into motorcycle bull-fighting. And capped off with the old stick in the spokes trick.” Had me laughing so hard 😂

As a Brit I can confirm that we cant refuse Marmite body spray

The movie is awesome, it has Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Dixon, Hellboy, the singer from Bros, Donnie Yen, the dude from Underworld Evolution ( playing again a vampire), Vince from F&F , frikin` Fegelein from Downfall AKA the Hitler Rants movie and is directed by Guillermo del Toro. P.S. You didn´t just call Donnie mothafakkin´Yen a "poor man´s Jackie Chan", like for real?!

Blade can evade blades, guns, stakes, sunlight ... but can't evade the IRS

"Bro has a rare form of Being British that's contagious" actually made me laugh so hard I choked a little.

Nomak was a great villain, was really rooting for him

4:33 calling Reedus Murphy and not just Daryl shows that Space Ice is a man of movie culture =)

I mean, I've always understood this was a movie about fighting back against British stamp tax, but I never realized the subtle vampire side-plot the movie had until now

“Hoarding all the tasty moo-cow” Yeah, that was the one right there😂😂😂😂

My guy, you listen to your fans, and thats why, you're a legend in my book? I saw it in Cinema, and this took over the cinema for 2 weeks straight. I re-watched Blade 2 so many times, I lost count, and that after it came out on VHS. Legendary action film.

"They need to find out why Snipes does so well in the sun" LOL

By far, the best of the Blade trilogy right here.

I bet now Snipes knows not to cheat the train fare anymore.

"And if these redcoats think they're gonna pull that Stamp Tax shit on him.." 😆 Sp-Ice is providing a quality service teaching us about going 1776 on Vampire Redcoats. We are blessed with his revolutionary wisdom!

This is the only RU-vid channel that I literally get excited about when I get a notification for a new video!! I've been subbed since you had 4k subs and I swear you just get better and better!! Thanks for always coming with consistent badass hilarious content!!

10/10. Would avoid taxes.

In Sons of Anarchy, Ron pearlman and Danny Trejo were on screen together just 1 time... the show got a ton of hate mail because of how traumatizing it was to have that much ugly on screen at once.

Already one of my favorite movies. Now, I got the urge to watch it all night after work. Sorry, daughter. The FNAF movie can wait! We are watching Blade 2 then watching Space Ice! Edit: just got to the end and realized the reason behind the IRS jokes. Laughed out loud in realization.

Good to see some well-deserved love for Blade II. Great movie!

I watched this movies in theaters, and it was awesome back then and is still awesome now.

It's always the low-key medical minutiae knowledge that Space Ice just drops that always gets me.

“So good, you’ll never pay your taxes again” … Damn bro! The only thing better than Blade II, is that tagline!! 🤣

"Gal Ghetto" is the one that finally made me comment. Hillarious.

Not even a minute in and Seagal takes a stray. 😂😂😂 I love it!

that kool-aid line at 9 minutes took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

I haven't sent this movie in many years but I can confirm this is a perfect encapsulation of the story.

This is really masterful writing. Nice job Space Ice

I saw Blade 2 in the theatre. I was a little bit let down that it didn't stand up to the original but totally redeemed itself with the sick ass wrestling moves at the end.

You are seriously the main reason I look forward to Friday. The weekend is a very distant second. So it's like you're my JCVD and the weekend is Seagal. And I agree about everything you have said so far, but that comment about Donnie Yen might have been taking it a little too far lol.

Who would have thought that paying the IRS with "I owe you" notes wasn't the proper way to submit your 1040 or amended return?

I remember watching this as a child, being confused by how the villain was defeated. Rewatching it today, it's a really strong moment. He was a great villain/anti-hero.

This is quite possibly the greatest video title I have ever seen for a video!!!!

So he gave up his job as a fire marshal before the sequel?

This video title is your best yet.

The slappercut is the ultimate finishing move

This review is so necessary because I had forgotten why I had forgotten about Snipes and the Blade series. It started out so great but inevitably, Hollywood's lack of writer talent, ruined it.

The fact you went with the boondock saints reference over the walking dead reference with reedus's character 👌 the callback to fat burger was delicious btw 😂

God, I haven't watched the first couple films in so long, really need to see them again. Thanks for another great video, Ice.

That vampire vampire line was pure gold 😂

"Poor man's Jackie Chan". Low blow Space lol

Yo, that Seventh Seal reference was dope! One of my favorite films ever.

Finally something good to watch today. Thank you Space.

The clip title got me hollering 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤣🤣😭😭

"But your honor, Space Ice swore I'd never have to pay taxes again!"

"Just kidding--fucking ninjas!" 😂😂😂

Brah...you tells the stories better than the movies ever could 😂😂😂😂.....thanks, man. 😂😂😂😂

“So he promises to take her somewhere safe… and guess what”

Luke Gross is very underrated. He did a great job as a villian here and in Hellboy 2.

No movie will ever beat Bladonna (watching the first Blade in-sync with Madonna’s first 3 albums)

Fellow folk of culture that have come to receive the magnificence of Space Ice, lo, the time prophesized hath come, WITNESS as Space Ice delivers THE definitive critique of Wesley Snipes films. This is GLORIOUS!

Space Ice coming in clutch once again 🧊

This is quintessential Space Ice, firing on all cylinders.

Mega blockbuster hit movie

The titles of this guys vids may be the greatest thing on the internet

I can't wait for your to review the third one. It's going to be brutal

If I ever feel down and just a little bit depressed, I watch something from the legendary space ice and just like that, everything is great again. Thank you sir. You always outdo yourself

Love it. Please do John Woo’s Hard Boiled…so many opportunities with that one!

2:32 "...His buddy Boondocks..." 😂😂😂😂

Cracked up with the title, keep up the good work!

"Trying to find out why Wesley does so well in the sun" is hilarious

El Duce, broke it for me 😂. Couldnt hold it. This guy here is pure, raw, true and just the fuckin hilarious 🤣 Been here from early times. Space Ice goes hard 👌🏽 Greets my man...never stop 🤞🏽

I'm addicted to this channel... WHICH U SHOWED THE WORLD... !!!!

And somehow Steven Seagull lost 25 points

"We meet Death, but he has no time for shitty board games!" Did you just take a shot at The Man who Played Chess with Death 😂😂😂

Less than 30 seconds in and we're hit with an absolutely ruthless "Bros" joke. This channel deserves every success it gets.

Blade 2 is actually so good anyone with a modicum of love for rated R action would rank it S tier.

Showing some comment appreciation, lurked and binged a few of the videos on the channel, cheers dude nice one

"He curves that shit all over the place." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hadn't even clicked and the title has me rolling. Space Ice, you've done it again.

For about 2 years i would play this movie during every single one if my kickbacks. People enjoyed and expected it to be put on at some point during the night. Lol

Good movie even better review. The best part was Ron pearlman getting slapped for the witch movie w Nick cage.

We need a Space Ice video on Dog Soldiers, The Objective, Daywatch & Nightwatch !

My man did not just call Donnie Yen “A poor man’s Jackie Chan!” 😂 I respect that

This headline should win an award. It’s too damn funny.

Space Ice is legendary 😎

"...with his fucked up British teeth." I'm fucking dead and it's only a minute in. 🤣

This video is hilarious but Donnie Yen is not just a shit Jackie Chan wannabe lol. Respect that legend!

Every single person who worked on this movie made a masterpeice. This is in 5 5 vampire movies.

Speaking of Boondocks, you gotta do The Boondock Saints. That movie is so good it made me catholic again

Thanks for making these hilarious video, Space Ice. They really do brighten my day.

This is still my favorite movie of all time.

"The mail service in the Czech Republic is no f*cking joke" 🤣

Where he showed the world

Man, I love Blade 1 and 2 with a passion. Truly awesome movies. I really loled at your interpretation though, great stuff!