Huge credit for including 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road', but it's 'Crystal Ball' (Styx!!!!) that seems most appropriate for this guy. Schlock knows schlock = water seeks its own level.
1. Beatles -- The White Album -- 2. Cream Disraeli Gears 3. Steppenwolf the Second 4. The Moody Blues Threshold of a Dream 5. Elton John Goodby Yellow brook Road