What Canadians Really Want To Say To Americans 

Ikr, I'm Canadian too, and following the US's election is a good chunk of my entertainment

Scout Fang same lmao

Same

Scout Fang truuuu

Same

thats what I do for fun too :D American news has become so entertaining

That's literally the whole world 😂 even my cousins in Nigeria were following it during election time

Ohhhhhhh

I read this as she said it

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My dad: same

what a very funny and original joke. i am laughing so much, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so original. my air ways are restricting because im laughing at how funny your supper funny joke was. im blacking out now because im laughing so much that my lungs cannot inhale oxygen and now my blood does not have enough oxygen to support vital human functions. hahahahahahaha so super duper funny.

@Freak Show ok

@Freak Show omg I found the Canadian

Yeah our elections are such a joke you can cheat in them now

CANADA NUMBER 1

@@dancingmapleleaf8290Ahhh stop it! You’re breaking our nice stereotype! As much as I love you and our country, you need to stop saying Canada is better than America because it’s very much personal preference!

it was water

Yup most afternoons at my grandparents house we watch the news to see what's happening in America (usually about the election)😂

hil-arious

SAME! Even as an American, following or election is just like a funny tv show on Netflix honestly

so true. until Trudeau, the majority of us Canadians (that I know of, only speaking from experience) knew more about the american president than our own prime minister. Honestly I didn't even know who the prime minister was but I knew the president of the u.s is Obama lol. You guys seemed to make a bigger advent out of it.

i know at that one i was like ooooo

I think guns should be legal because it's in the constitution

+Donovin Lamm you should be able to have guns but maybe some harsher rules are needed as in the states you guys have mass shooting a lot more than other countries so yeah you should have guns but no need for assault rifles. Also some harsher rules

I must say no matter how many ppl die Americans will still cling to their guns..... Is just sad really it's like you telling a child don't throw stones and they on a beach filled with pebbles I don't know about you but when I was a child. Them rocks be flying like air Canada.......

+Anna Taylor you don't even know what an assault rifle is lol. You can't own one in America. If you wanna talk guns get educated. Harsher rules will only take effect on the law abiding citizens. Criminals will always have access to the best guns, because guess what? They don't follow the law!

Is she paying you to say this.

It ain’t humour it’s facts

5th grader's humour from the 1960s? Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

What does that (even) mean? Explain this to me like I'm 5 years old.

You’re telling me 😂😂

Germans- we can drink wine and beer at 16 and beer together with our parents at 14

Booklover 99 ahaha you think that’s a brag

Truuuuu

Vietnam-you can drinks when you just born

LMAO

Celena Trolio c

😂

can u not tell by the name that the person is a he LOL

Lols it was talking bout Shay Mitchell

Except the gun part

@@frozenduck74 ESPECIALLY the gun part

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!! THIS THE MOST HORRID REPRESENTATION OF CANADIANS IVE EVER SEEN.

Nice One 🏀🏀 Raptors

yaas

The wariors are better than the raptors

How many Canadian players are there in the raptors 😂😂

@@moazdar9099 Exactly

That joke doesn't make much sense considering America let's in a million immigrants a year

BnBCraft Canada still better

This was s literaly one of my favourites

@@bnbcraft6666 we didn't let them they illegally crossed the border and should be deported I like to value a country by how many ppl are trying to get in vrs how many are trying to leave we see all those actors including Lilly have left Canada and have arrived in the USA drink a gallon of maple syrup to that

@@rtgolite Canada only has like 6 major cities, I don't know how they'll be able to house all those immigrants coming in

Бажаю всього найкращого. 💪

Yea it was that was tooooo lit

The healthcare may be free, but it's very bad quality. Quality not quantity.

At least we don't have to pay 1000$ for a fking dentist appointment.

+Anoop Gill Actually health care is high quality and if you american FELICA STHAP TALKING YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

Yeah y'all need to chill

3:41 god, he really is.

Americans have better health care, although it's expensive, it's worth it.

Y1ffgod in Canada we have free Health care I love being Canadian

kenny runde what are we better at in healthcare?

Dani Slaughter our health care is more expensive and for the amount not any better, get the picture yet?

And a lot of them have homes in Canada

I broke the last rule 😭

Sweden: being hungry at a friend's house

@@luvly7140 Hol' up-

@@luvly7140 Aight thats nice

LMAO

R3CT.

Lmao

*Why do I relate to this?*

This is true though I live in Canada and I say sorry for everything, maybe us Canadians are sensitive

•Blue Lily Chan• she prob was buy was also drinking caribou blood

@Painned 789 Yes, she probably was buy was also drinking caribou blood.

Nahh.....Not Mayple syrup......Tim Hortons!

She definitely was

•Blue Lily Chan• Is there any other option?

Canada had the largest Diaspora of Ukrainians outside of ruzzia before the full scale invasion. About 2 million Canadians can trace our heritage back to Ukraine. Which makes Ukrainians our third largest European ethnic group, and 5% of our population.

@@WheresYourToque it's sooooo weird.... they watch our sports listen to our music.... watch our politics.... and then only time we mention or think of them is when someone mentions drake who we love lol.... but for some reason they have cooked up some rivalry were not aware of lol

@@purpleworld444 Canada's not that bad, however. I was just giving an objective analysis, if you will, of what I have observed in Canadian society.

*And beer*

Skeleton3713 I’m Canadian thank you very much

Yes and it was *hilarious*

I especially agree about the election part (I live in the US, and election is *very* entertaining)

@@warmmilk3058 True, but sometimes it's boring. But that's just my opinion since I'm a child and I get bored easily. And such and such.

Most Americans DONT approve of that

Its funny that alberta wants to be part of america now ...lol

most arab and North African places also have milk in bags 😅

Then australia comes in...

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This part of the vid came on while I was reading dis 😂

I know it's shady but it's so true😂

It is true. There's is even a segment in the news for it!

oml the shade in this video😂

+Emo Out :3 ;n; yes me too

@@user-qv4np3ur5w we love our fellow Americans. They just do some questionable things sometimes and we find it funny

Valerie Louise what does that mean tho

Uh wrong, vid

i understand ya.. crazy doug ford

So true

@@audrey-annrenaud6652 I think my mom regents voting for Doug.

English please lol اللقلقAl laklak

اللقلقAl laklak I think it’s in French or something

اللقلقAl laklak awesome thank you

America: We let them into our country, too. Where were you?

@@vrinda5303 eh? What about the wall????

*you're*

Hehehehe I’m Canadian

Mowlishis the one same ;p

Yeah we Timhortons and Tim bits

Cerulean Summer and we know the difference between you’re and your

What do you do for your entertainment? "Follow your election" 😂😂😂

I was like... oh shizzle...

that was the best one!

My aunt used to bring the kinder surprise for us cuz she is from Canada and visited, but she told us it was illegal here in the US and I'm like... It's a chocolate egg with a toy inside. Personally I think that parents should supervise their children when eating it and it shouldn't be banned. But oh well

That is the second amendment the right to bare arms so I mean

👏👏👊👍

I know right like who bans kinder surprise!?!?

lol

Tarana Anadkat true

I wish we hadn't banned kinder surprise 😭 there soo good whenever I'm in Canada I buy like 20

Nah, it aged like Cognac

@@vakhv2493 no like mastitis

The loud and most powerful ;)

@Harraps Then why don't they? Because you're lying ;)

@Harraps yup, I would never wanna live in America. Im from Europe

Harraps America has a population of over 300 million people. Canada has only 30 million. For being the second largest country in the world, it has the entire population of Texas... and yet more people want to live in Canada? That math makes no sense. Sorry.

Brittany Leigh You serious? Population isn’t too important unless it’s overpopulated or have too little people. Say there were 2 lands you had to choose from to live for the rest of your life. Land A had too many people, all crowded, and it was hard to get around, and Land B had many people too, but it wasn’t crowded. Which land would you go to?

Info -mation here boo😂

Info -mation eh!

eh? ;)

Maia Russell WE DONT SAY EH

yes we do, we just don't realize it...admit it :D

Y Bhardwaj :)

ARMY

a gallon of tae :))

BTS 4life *what are you talking about it’s Tim Hortons*

Bts is unrelated to this vid smh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao!!

That's what I thought of immediately too!!

lol

lmfao

I laughed way to hard at this 😂😂

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UK: *We banned guns before you were BORN!*

Canada did not banned guns

Yeah Australia too Trump wants our gun laws

@Login Dickson For civilians, they banned guns. To trained officers, they can use guns. Even training cadets.

me too it's weird because i always say it but i usually dont even mean it

I say sorry i bet like 10 times a day or more lol

Hayden Dykstra hahaha lol if kept count id probably say it 50 times or more for no reason and people are always confused what im saying it for😜😂

Someone will tell me “don’t say sorry it fine” and I’m like “oh okay sorry” I say sorry to the person saying don’t say sorry if that makes sense 😂

true fact

That statement still stands. Canada doesn't have a president; it has a prime minister.

Patrick Kane I’d still trade them trump for Trudeau 🤦‍♂️🏾

America got 99 problems and the UK ain’t one

aboot*

Aditya Hingne and a moron he is

Italian: ****hold my spaghetti****

Unfunny people hold my stereotypes

Funny, I remember a common tourist tee at border towns saying, "A well-balanced Canadian has a beer in each hand." As Canadian-Americans, my family has to bring back Canadian beer to our American friends because apparently it's better.

Ireland: hold my potato

India : **hold my curry**

Lololol

LOOOOOOL

OHHHHHHHH

BaconHeadBitch we made the same mistake here in europe...

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Yet the US is a mess! So many problems some even 3rd world level. While Canada outranks the US at so many things. Just to name a few. Better quality of life, personal freedom and the human development index. The list is long. I choose Canada any day over the US Ah yes American indoctrination and ignorance at it's finest

Lulu Potter im Canadian too!

Yay me too!

**sips tea**

Same!

I love Canada 🇨🇦

Dude I'm an American but for real Justin Trudeau is hooooooot

+Ava Fisher I KNOW RIGHT AHHA

yesssssss!!

I'm American but I'm not blind. He's hot af.

A lot of girls are googling Canada's prime minister lol

i mean, syrup is just sugar and water lmao

@@JuicyBites No. That's fake syrup.

@@mr.boniato6402 maple syrup is concentrated maple tree sap. the maple tree sap is primarily water and sugars, with tiny amounts of nutrients, minerals, and hormones mixed in. idk seems like it to me.

Hi I saw this was two minutes

BRUSH AHA A U JUST MADE MY DAY !!! nuahahwaaawhahahwahahababanuwhahaba

aha- l o l 😂😂😂

you win today's award my friend......

*hands you a shit tone of cookies* Take them. Take them all. You deserve them.

Imagine le rire des Québécois..😂😂😂

Canada is a cultural (and literal) wasteland that defines itself by being "not America"

america: imperial not metric world: its a school not a shooting range

GreenBubby 13 yass

That’s a fact

@Joshua Chamberlain nope

Minnesotans: Can

Cheshire Kitty lol

Florida: Can't relate

Uk: we get a 3 day winter in early spring

I read that as soon as she said that

Used to?

MoonWolf Productions well this video is a couple years old and my humour has progressed that that isn’t the funniest thing to me

South African can drink at 18

@@hueveknarain22 I'm South African he he he

@@sxcropio Oh, I was confused because, like you said, this video is a couple of years old and I wondering if the law had changed or something like that.

AGREED

hotel? trivago

AGREED!

Jia Mallillin *me SHOOKETH* (I am Canadian and I am happy :D)

How are you Canadian if you're not from Canada? That makes no sense. You can't be 'half Canadian' or half any country; you are either an American, a Canadian, a Russian, a Brit, etc. (Also by the way I'm actually Canadian, born and raised here and have only lived in Canada, and I can confirm that this video is very misleading and factually wrong. Canada hasn't 'banned guns', they're harder to get but they are not at all illegal and there are over 12 million Canadian gun owners and we are one of the most free countries in terms of gun rights). Have you ever even been to Canada? I bet you don't even know our politics; such as our terrible Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who has destroyed our entire country. If you ate really 'Canadian' then move here and help vote the Liberals out. We need Pierre Poilievre as the leader of the Conservative Party and as Canada's Prime Minister, so we can fix Trudeaus mess. If you really think you're Canadian then leave Texas, become a Canadian citizen, move here, and help vote Justin (Castro) Trudeau and the Liberals out of office. And join the Military, because unfortunately, Canada's military, while pretty advanced, is declining under the Liberals. We need a bigger military, and a Canadian Nuclear Weapons Programme. Canada is dying under Trudeau. Sorry if this sounded rude, but you're not Canadian. If you want to be then move here and join the Canadian Armed Forces; and also help stop the Trudeau régime. Tell me, what do you actually know about Canada?

??????????????? Noooot how that works, buddy

Cap

Canada is a nationality it doesn't show up on your dna test unless your native American?

​@barozzi4278 Ethnicity and nationality is different. If one of your parents is canadian you are half canadian.

Haha lol

What do they protect themselves with, I use guns!

I paused the vid to read your comment then I unpaused to keep watching and this exact same line came 😂😂😂😂

@@GCook-dm2pm in Canada we use kinder surprises to protect ourselves, we make our enemies choke on the toys that are inside.... works everytime

You litterly copied someones comment

I choked on my water because of that 😂

Lmao I'm too young to vote so I follow the election for fun too haha

Yea but it's true😂 in class we sat there for 1 1/2 talking about the American election and my teacher said "this is the first time I have ever had a class so interested in American politics"

Lol true

that is so true. I don't know why I was so interested in American politics. Oh yeah, they are entertaining as hell.

Sorry!

Oof

Bianca18Bb yes I’m sorry my country is noisy

Arsle lol thanks. I’m from Canada.

BAHHAHAHAHAH intead of mask they should put tape on there mouths

Lmfao

I can relate XD

Thx😊

then move please.

@@cooperdevenport I will When im older.

Anonymous Have fun paying huge takex. Having to drive an extra 30 miles for your every day shopping. Paying extreme prices for car insurance, being extremely cold, living in a country with far less resources and military power then the US, and still going across the border often for simple amenities america has because of how we handle the free market.

@@cooperdevenport or I'm just gonna settle down in Maine it's my favorite state.

chan. chan in America we have Tim Hortons

NO TIM HORTONS SUCKS HOW ABOUT DUNKIN DONUT OOOOHHH

Nurija Berrios Tim Hortons is life!

LOL

Citcat 6 but it isn't as good as us Canadians tim Hortons

Seriously I used to keep cash in my pockets during water gun fights and they didn’t have a wrinkle 😂

I haven't been to Canada but i went to Australia before n the money was so cool there tooo

Honestly same

Its also rip proof

Canadian money is indestructible, I once was bleaching a pair of jeans, and it had like $20 in one of the pockets….. it survived without any discolour

Minnesotians do to

Omg I was reading this comment as it said it on the video😂😱

OOOOOH

I was like "GET ROASTEDDDDDD" XD

K V I say sorry too much I’m American

Yes

Sameeee

Yessssssss

YAAAAS IKR

me too

Same lol

Same I’m dying in every single joke

I wanna go there to try Tim Hortons

@My name is name

this video is not funny i dont agree