What if a Stone Talus hit you? (Zelda: Breath of the Wild) 

Would fuck

Literally

@@virgobro2025 i second that

@@fresh-tea9559 Third

Benjamin Oyarzabal A bat bites link and doesn’t even get through his skin. Link: takes 2 hearts of damage.

Never thought of that but considering this now that's true

I always thought the same!

that’s honestly probably true

So much for “master sword man” if you can’t use a sword for more than 2 fights

@@PeterParker-jz8eo idk, i had this thought where after finishing the trial of the sword, the master sword never runs out of energy again (aside from game.mechanics). Mostly because the trial states that you will unlock it's true power by doing so Just a theory though

@@jonumine6250 that wouldn't solve the problem only further delay it

@@liminal6669 Use Stasis and then punch it a bunch. Then just wait for it to fly back into space.

@@timsoup204 How - the fuck - do you plan on hitting the MOON with a SLEDGEHAMMER STANDING ON TOP OF A CLOCK TOWER

@@liminal6669 He can hit it with arrows

@@liminal6669 wait for the last second before impact, then stasis the moon and swing away.

I'll admit I had no idea what equation he used to find the mass. I would've just guessed...250 pounds

@@Dseuss3554 He used the density of the average rock, the height of link, and the volume of a sphere

Mat pat has done this since.. years ago.

David Well, that’s not even a measurement of mass, and also a very underestimation of a boulders weight.

@@klauserji The difference is, Zeltik actually makes good content.

game over

You might have a bloody nose

But we all know that Links body is made of material stronger than diamond, so getting hit by a boulder does little more than annoy him.

You are done...

Doodles 117 Which is why I said realistically. Link is such a chad that his body can take multiple hits from a giant sentient pile of rocks.

I 'm surprised he can get up, imagine your average hylian

'Tis but a flesh wound

@@dreamer1292 I saw in a playthrough a hylian withstanding not just one but 3 guardian layers and a moblin attacking it and not getting hurt

omg ikr!!!

@@jave1215 i saw that too, if im not mistaking, was it one of those relics of the past videos?

LOL

You made my day, thank you XD

Andres Pichinte ah yes I remember the good old days, when I saw sea creatures ride on stone gargantuans!

Jesus, Link. They're minerals!

well, for 141 meters approximately (jk love that spongebob reference );)

Now I want to see Zeltik calculate the force of the rock as it runs over Squidward.

Wait did you perhaps did a sponge bob reference When they rode that boulder to deliver that pizza?

would be a very rocky relationship

What about "What is a Stone-Talus hits you from behind?"

Memes Are KEEM -you be rock bottom🤣

You guys must be stoned

Slay it or lay it... I guess one way or the other, something's going down.

or don't mess with Link he will kill you

>Welcome to another episode of Link Is Hot Fixed it for you

Blitzkringe Corner welcome to Breath of the Wild is what you're saying

@@josealfonso8370 gay tumblr fan fiction much? Ew

I didn't realize you could parry those, I just assumed that was ridiculous and never even tried.

SomeHuman bold of you to assume link is even remotely human-

@@patriciogaming8029 I think he's saying links threshold for pain and death is 20 times the average human ...I guess for me it's only 4x

but then link takes half a heart of damage from a pebble a bokoblin throws at him. Are you telling me a bokoblin throws tiny rocks that half-kill a real person?

@@D3__ depends on velocity. A .22LR b*llet is only 40 gr. And 5.7mm round and can kill a real person. So yes a pebble can half-kill

@@Dseuss3554 yes, exactly this

I made the like count 69 :)

first time i saw a Hinox sleeping, i crept up really slowly.... and booped him with an arrow! he plucked a tree out of the ground and smashed me to pieces. Nintendo didnt do a good job with this game. they did an outstanding job with it. truly incredible.

The music really amplifies the fear I remember the first time I woke one, immediately the music gave me the impression I should probably run. The music with the Hinox starts out light then gets heavier unlike the Stone Talus music it starts out super dramatic then turns into a more fun tone

I remember seeing the unwoken Talus in that decline at the centerish part of the forest on the great plateau. While it was my first time playing BoTW, Im a gamer and knew a boss area when I saw one. I noped out of there as soon as I saw there were rocks in the middle of the clearing.

Lol I fought a stone Tallus Jr and won on my first try, after getting flung a mile away

My first stone talus was the magma one I was just exploring death mountain and then I ran away

Link is built different

or parrys it.

Even with the Max Defense rating (without food buff), Lynels can kill Link in one hit with their explosion attack they do when they scream and slam their weapon hard at the ground. So that must be WAAAY stronger than a Talus.

Marche Very different indeed, I see Links true ability as what all those pro players and speed runners do when they play

SSDARKPIT wait what? That’s never happened to me before, is this the Gold Lynel by any chance, cuz I never really hunted them down.

Link: ow! i stubbed my toes on one of the shards of rock! :'(

Link is strong as hell

The shrine of resurrection was just a sheikah steroid bath.

Even before the shrine of resurrection Link was a Chad. Did you see all the bodies in that memory? Bokoblins, Moblins, Lynels, just piles of bodies, and Link only scratched his arm.

@@thedustbunny161 probably only happened because he slipped on a rock tbh

@@Chimp380 for real. "damn sharp rocks, cut my arm double blackfliping off of that Lynels back after sinking seventy arrows into the back of its skull."

Yeah same I would have actually paid attention instead of sleeping lol

Honestly idk what's scarier, encountering your first ever Talus or your first ever Guardian. Personally I say Talus because it was three minutes of sheer panic, trying to hit it normally before I got squished.

I tried using bombs against that first talus in the great plateau, it didn't even scratch him 😅

I don't think you'd even be able to feel anything considering how fast you'd be turned into a fine paste upon the floor.

Ohhh it’ll hurt now there’s some news woop-tee-doo

Ok

Relationships are hard, but if your partner is a real gem, they can be the cornerstone of your life. Hope it stays rock solid.

JJPE Morin solid reply! You could say it was hard as rock..

My life is on a loaf.

Cody Risling do you guys get stoned together?

Yep, pretty much it

This is why Link would beat Cloud in a fight. He'd be able to parry the Meteor spell

Mr. FoxHat you saw that video too?

"Threw"

@@kagelynx You understand what I mean lol.

Apple I always feel a bit wtf every time I’m reminded that Link wouldn’t even come up to my shoulder in height. Yet...the maps always look proportionate to him? So what’s the average height/size of a hylian?

Yo I'm taller than link Nice

Anonymous Fellow He’s still sixteen I believe

@@bradohms wait really? Wow then that makes mifa a pedophile right? She's a zora so she has to be way older than link.

@@bastionunitb7388 How would that make her a pedophile?

Link could pretend to be deity link just give him red paint and more makeup and you wouldn’t even know the difference.

@@tobyharris4935 Other than the fact that Deity Link is over 12 feet tall vs BotW Link’s height of about 5 feet and 3 inches. Though some people say BotW link is about 5 foot 8.

Lee Robinson I was blown away

1/4 heart damage lol

Considering that Termina's moon killed everyone after 3 days,... yeah Link would be dead.

Hiccup Haddock easy, link would just parry it back to irs original place 😃

Half a heart of damage.

he only needed the giants because the golden gauntlets werent in the game

While a normal person would be crushed, Link would just use the pot lit.

cameron gooslin agreed! Zeltik’s Zelda Universe Bestiary

Almost read that as bestiality series, cuz that would be messed up.

@@derisivepersona798 well how else do Lynels get made?

@@jjgarcia156 when a lion and a horse love each other very much...

Link's shield bash just kills Cloud.

You forgot to factor in that in game time makes everyone move incredible slow and that everyone hitting each other would have less impact since the speed they attack is to slow and light to do that much damage.

Link and the protagonist of Minecraft seem to be the strongest people in all of gaming.

And now DB did make a rematch, they used a feat much more impressive for link than the one in this video, and he still lost, people weren't asking for a rematch because they're "fanboys" , they were because the original was wrong.

@@cantthinkofausername5848 That's more because they gave Cloud feats he doesn't actually have, such as Bahamut's speed from an intro cutscene, that it doesn't use during it's fight against Cloud. And I don't know, they seem to nerf Link more than they did making him stronger. Because it's as someone else said about that Death Battle Video where it's just: "let’s see how many things we can have him throw at Cloud without having any kind of look into his stats, character or feats. I honestly guarantee you that that Death Battle was written with the sole intention of 'Woah, this Cloud guy’s actually pretty busted in Versus matches, let’s give him a guy to fight' cause that’s all Link is in that episode: An Obstacle." As they really did in fact not state any proven strength, such as Breath of the Wild Link does here, adding in how much strength the gauntlets multiply that (which Matpat did a thorough review on that), stacked with red ring, stacked with attack buff foods, etc. Like, a lot of this stuff that adds on and multiplies, the further the stuff you give him. And not just he has more items. Let alone Link's speed, and how fast he is, and how fast he perceives things. A lot of these things went plainly ignored, just for stating the obvious of Link is a hero, he gets reincarnated, yada yada. Here's lots of weapons he could use. And nothing at all remotely close to this video has shown. So with them trying to attempt to "correct" their mistakes, they still ended up getting a lot of it wrong. On both sides even.

is he not?

Basically has 2 Saturn V rockets strapped to his shield arm. More than enough power to be a god.

Seth Ouellette I hope botw2 lets you use link’s fists when unarmed so he can beat Lynels to death with that strength

@@burnttoast6974 that would be epic. I would unequip weapons forever, then.

I want to see Lynel V Link fistfights in Botw 2

It would be a real shame if someone well you know Threw a giant fucking boulder at your head Yup a real shame

Is it the boulders or the math formulas?

Nope lol

We don't even know what the TOC does. T. Of Power: immortality, infinite magical energy, super strength, super durability. T. Of Wisdom: Most likely also gives great magical power since we have seen Zelda using it. T. Of Courage: The only things I can think of are dark magic protection (like before the Ganondorf battle in OOT), probably what turned him into a wolf in TP, and....I can't think of anything else.

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 there is a theory that it is related to time. The save function of the game and the re spawn after dead can be explayned with it. Also the slowing down time with the bow. T think its a Game Theory video.

@@Zsoltosz1 I am pretty sure BOTW Zelda had the complete Triforce. Whenever the power of the Triforce is used, the symbol would appear. When Ganon used it in Oot, and in Twilight, only the Power section glowed. The same applies for the Zeldas of those games, only the Wisdom section glowed. When Link got the Triforce pieces in Skyward Sword, only the parts he obtained glowed. In BOTW, on the other hand, when Zelda used her powers, the mark of the Triforce appears on her hand, and ALL the sections are glowing: Power, Wisdom, and Courage. This would explain how she was able to go through an army of Guardians, and then took Ganon himself all alone. As for the Time theory, I doubt it. In Oot, the Master Sword was responsible for time-traveling. In Majora's Mask, it was the Ocarina and the Goddess of Time, who decided to help via the ocarina. In Skyward Sword, it was the Timeshift stones and the Gates of Time. And we know that when Link dies, he just dies. The Fallen Hero timeline exists for a reason.

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 considering how much time traveling is in the series that alone is intrestring. As if Link is predisposed for such things. Mark on Zeldas hand, probabli true, that would explayn why she did not aged. No idea. Just out of curiosity. In your opinion what would be the manifestation of "curage" as a power? Because if i would haw a real life "save" function i would bee a bit balzy XD.

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770Triforce of courage is what gave him the courage to travel and defeat big monsters

The Lynel isn't a boss

Isnt the Giant Skeleton a boss too?

@@CallMeTactu yes it's is a hinox but stalfos

A Wierd Awkward Person yes it is buddy

@@Yooyooyaya they are not tho, as far as the game is concerned. They dont have that boss music and healthbar. They can also be obliterated by ancient arrows which you cannot do the same with the 3 overworld bosses.

Honestly, I think teachers should try their best to incorporate video games or videos of them into their lessons, as I'd think it's a lot more engaging to imagine or see a demonstration of a video game scenario than a lot of the more typical or boring hypotheticals there are in schools. Side note: I think I heard about a teacher who either used Minecraft or suggested students use Minecraft as a way to visualize logic gates in electronics, since the humble redstone torch functions as a NOT gate in logic (an inverter of an incoming signal), which can be used to emulate all other logic gates, allowing for players to fully demonstrate certain concepts in-game.

Wow, that's even more o_o

This is nothing like game theory, i don't want to punch zeltic's voice.

I was going to say something similar... Since the boulders are grabbed from surface level ground, i would assume it's density is less than granite. You would also have to think about how moist the dirt is. And as you said, elemental magic.... unpredictable. The moral of the story is dirt is heavy.

Thank you! I agree with this a lot more.

I was also think abtsome of the assumptions. For the most part they seem pretty reliable! However I wonder if links falling time is a standard animation that is or is not based on the impact, I'm sure someone knows

And Goron families

So Lava is just melted rock... Is that how they cremate their dead? XD

NiceToMeetMew maybe they dont have family units and pebbles are just bits of Talus that break/fall off? A chunk just falls off them as they’re wandering along and they carry on their way not noticing and that chunk starts growing into a new talus/regenerating.

Grants new meaning to the term "lemme smash."

I've heard that it's often a rocky relationship.

He is god

Anonymous Fellow pretty much explains why Link is the only one in all of Hyrule that suffers from weapon breakage. Really puts into context how bad the Calamity was if even if he fell when he has such great power.

Lord of Uzkulak Exactly. And lorewise...the Calamity being onpar with Demise, not Ganon(dorf). Which even if you don’t need the MasterSword to beat back the Malice (although it’s essentially Link buying Zelda a much needed chance to catch her breath), that Cocoon was more than likely Demise Proper attempting to return after rejecting the Zombiefied Ganondorf (and that freaking Seal only sealing Ganondorf’s Soul but...actually pulling the Malice out. No cunning from a mostly dead, tortured corpse. Just the cunning of a much greater evil going Plan C.) ...also?? Disembodied hands in the Zelda Franchise have *never* been good?! The most Neutral we get are the hands controlled by that TotG Automaton to test a Hero Candidate, and the flipping toilet hand yokai with consent issues in various games (MM, Ages, SS. The Ages one gives you its bag of poop. The SS actually molests someone nightly.) And Zant Hands. And the massive wallmaster that chases you in AttP and LBW (with LBW having it as a boss). Bongobongo. WALL AND FLOOR MASTERS in almost every game installment. The Hand. Isn’t. Good. (Kill It with Din’s Fire. At the very least it failed so bad (possibly twice) that it’s arguably intentional.) And in the Timelines...Ghirahim is obsessed with going GrabbyGrab. Which...he’s known to mess with (Demise) Seals, the Seal is the same spiral as the Sealed Grounds (which also used a stake in a similar way as the Hand is pushing down on a wound), and it’s the same movement/side as how Ghirahim would try to steal Link’s sword when the hand attacks Link (yet ignores the Malice. It goes straight to Link.)

Kyle hill was the 1st thing that popped into my head when zeltik started analyzing, hes not with because science anymore though, hes got his own channel now called kyle hill

Honestly I’d believe Link of the Wild uses Saitama’s workout routine daily. 1000 pushups, 1000 sit-ups, 10km run.

@@Lightning395 x10

@@Lightning395I really want a Saitama vs Link battle , I wonder who wins ? One punch man or One parry man.

@@sakurai6176 now this is a show all botw fans need.

The Immortal It’s not the weapons with broken durability. It’s just Link.

@@anonymousfellow8879?

@@justsomenerd284 he's implying that the weapons breaking in the game are due to links monstrous strength.

I've said this a thousand times before, and I'll say it again: putting the words "nobody" or "no one" doesn't automatically make a comment funny. It's just unnecessary and pointless, especially when one considers just how overused this meme is.

Deuce Moncura the fact that it’s used a lot is what makes it funny to some people, no need to be a killjoy :)

Nobody: Deuce Moncura: the nobody meme is overused.

@@charlottecote7468 Siigghh... speaking as someone who reads comments sections just as much as I watch the videos they're associated with, that's not an accurate claim at all. The joke was funny at first, it really was, but the fact is, ANY joke, no matter how well made, is going to get really tiring to see if it's constantly repeated with little to no variation, especially when there's not much understanding of what made the joke funny to begin with. Sure, a few people have only just discovered the meme, so it makes sense why those people would find it funny, but the fact is, the majority of people who use this meme in comments sections either saw it someone else do it who got a lot of likes and wants to steal their idea to gain cheap attention or they comment the meme without even realizing that everybody else is making the same exact joke. When either of those happen (which occurs often), a lot of people will get really annoyed that it takes over half and hour to find even one comment that isn't begging for attention. This isn't me being a killjoy, I'm trying to spread awareness on a topic that so many people don't think about.

@@Chad_Eldridge At this point I've learned to just have to live with overused jokes in RU-vid comment sections. It happens a lot and as demonstrated above it becomes somewhat pointless to try and act against because people will just gain up on you 90% of the time or call you a killjoy/loser. Regardless of rhyme or reason, it is unlikely an average person skimming the comment section will take your comment into consideration seriously or even read the entire thing to get substance out of it (and yes, this is hypocritical to what I just wrote in this comment as well). Those who do have a problem with it will complain and eventually the meme will die off naturally only to be replaced by another. Don't get the wrong idea though, I do agree it is annoying to see, but I have never spent longer than a minute trying to find a different comment than a simple meme format run of the mill top comment on a video. When it comes to things like this, it's best not to worry about it and just move on, whether that be scrolling down when someone sees a meme like the one you dislike or sorting to newest first if it truly bothered someone that much.

CrazyKingBest *game theorist 2

There's already a Vsauce3

Corrupted Avatar, I was gonna say that, but the title is just like Vsauce3’s

C Hart, O know it’s that the video is adding physics to video games, and the title is just like the titles in Vsauce3

Okay, the whole thing with the glowy arm in the BotW 2 trailer makes this comparison even better oml.

Hello fellow weeb

Science of the Wilds?

happymask118 MatPat’s sexist jokes did me in. More Austin censoring himself out over the broken physics. Less misogynic or sex jokes.

Or the shit theories

@@anonymousfellow8879 i only watch Austin on gametheory nowadays. wish he had his own channel

schildiish SAME. I love his theories! But it got to the point it just isn’t worth slogging through it trying to see which ones are his or not. Like...he got the channel “in trouble” with censoring buuuut, not MatPat and his sausage parties? (Yeesh Mat. You used to have a wider fanbase than...whoever you’re catering to.)

@@anonymousfellow8879 It's mostly kids demanding fnaf again... so sick of fnaf already. I literally start the episode few seconds and wait for the dear .... and his classical music

nah, it'd be painless. death would be so quick that your nerves wouldn't have time to send the signal to your brain.

@@Perolith it'd hirt mentally though. In those 2 and a half seconds before the boulder hits i think you'd probably shit yourself 3 times, sweat yourself a pool, and start crying peofusely