What If Chris Chan Ran The Sonic The Hedgehog Franchise? (Hypothetical) 

He’d deadass just turn the franchise into porn

WE GETTIN BANNED FROM GAMESTOP WITH THIS ONE

I had a dream last night there was a sonichu toy in the walmart. and while trying to take it, chris himself started running after me to get the toy

Bold of you to assume getting sued would stop Chris from adding Sonichu into the Sonic games

This isn’t April 1st, Bulbasquirtle.

Eggman - Namgge Chris-Chan has 4D imagination powers

This is such a believable scenario. Since Chris is so self-centered, he would rather bend the Sonic franchise to how he prefers it to be without even keeping the fanbase in mind.

There wouldn't be a franchise 💀 *bro would probably kill off Sonic and just have Sonichu take over from there*

Short answer: Chris is gonna have to wait a whole ass millennia for Sonic and Pokémon to become public domain

The bad ending

If Chris was told he couldn't use sonichu he'd probably freak out; shit himself, cry, shit again (he has no control over his bowels) and then try to go ahead with it anyway since he technically has the copyright to sonichu resulting in a legal battle that ends with Nintendo claiming all of Virginia as their property since the state couldn't afford the fees that come from being sued by nintendo

Chris Chan would definitely try to fight Nintendo in court if they sued over Sonichu. He'd lose, but he would fight it to the bitter end.

Thank god we don't live in that reality

What's next what if Ken Penders ran the Sonic franchise and made all the echidnas cannon?

Why do I get the feeling that Chris Chan would be another Ken Penders?

Chris-Chan is stubborn, he would completely disregard TPC's warnings and make Sonichu anyway, stubbornly insisting it is fair use and then go off ranting and talking the quiet part out loud for everyone in ear shot that TPC are Jerkops.

I've gotten used to Sonic having blue arms.

If He Was Mentally Stable And His Parents Actually Cared For Him, I Guess It Could Work

I’m pretty sure Chris would pull an sml and redesign sonichu in order to use him in games

Hell nah im leaving the fandom for good if this happens

Can't wait for this video to get taken down once chris find it.

Imagine if when he did try putting Sonichu into the games someone at the company tries advising him that “well sir we can’t legally use Sonichu since we don’t own Pikachu, but if you want, we could make a electric rat character loosely inspired Sonichu.” and then later that day that employees thrown out a window.

Chris Chan would also create a Sonic dating simulator game to “educate” people on how to date. In addition, if copyright lawsuits or plummeting sales kill SEGA first, then the dozens of inevitable sexual harassment lawsuits from women working at SEGA will. In addition, SEGA will also get a lot of grief if Chris decides to add his OCs based on real people into the games such as Ted Bundychu. Also, Chris loves stealing other people’s OCs and fan art, so he will get a lot of shit for incorporating them into Sonic media without crediting the creators. Since the Sonic fandom is cringe even without Chris, Chris’ tendency to steal other people’s ideas opens the door to infecting the franchise with some of the worst the fandom has to offer. Also, since Chris is so gullible, people will probably intentionally feed him bad ideas to further mess with the franchise. Finally, if Chris doesn’t get ousted from his position due to the company hemorrhaging money from lawsuits and declining sales, someone or a group akin to the Idea Guys would show up to trick him into signing over the rights to the company to them.

He would ruin Sonic more than what Sonic Team’s and SEGA executives’ bad decisions did.

This stuff is actually kind of hilarious This is like something he would actually do

Yes but what if tails gets trolled and sonichu crossed over?

It would actually be sick if we got a Sonichu Skin in Sonic Frontiers. I mean, maybe Sega and Game Freak could work together? Like Mario and Sonic?

He would probably still use Sonichu, just change his design slightly.

It's important to note that Sonic Team can't do everything and Sega holds them back from making a lot of decisions. So I can imagine Chris would only get maybe 2 or 3 things in and if we have to take their behavior into account and how they react to stress, because they can act extremely immature and even threaten people at times, he would be fired/replace after an outburst or 2.

0:35 ITS NOT SODA, ITS NOT SODA

It'd be simple: he'd make it all about himself, putting all the other characters in the sideline and making himself the sole main character.

6:20 all these copyright issues could,ve been prevented if chris asked pokemon for permission before trying to use his golden calf or in this case mobian pokemon in any games

I feel like this would somehow happen due to his dumb luck.

I don't even want to think about it....

If I were in charge of the franchise I'd do everything I can to get a toy line based off the old Sonic Dic cartoons

0:48 pov you walk into the wrong class room:

0:05 I watched an entire video about that guy He, uh, he did some stuff to a Sonic plush 0:20 THEY'RE 42!?! 0:29 She's not gonna date you, dude 0:35 NO! BAD! 1:15 Well Chris(tie) sure wants it to seem that way

Yeah… Would also completely nuke any attempt from the team to produce something else Imagine someone at Sonic Team wants to continue the story from the shin anime, but Chris would potentially reject it as it’s not Sonic

Very bold of you to assume the copyright laws and getting sued would stop Chris from making Sonichu canon 💀

Bold of you to assume that Chris would stop trying to add Sonichu lol

Ida doesn’t have the transformers license anymore

This the greatest video i have ever seen on the internet. Thank you for taking this hypothetical extremely seriously.

Ken Penders is always the first name I think of for controversial Sonic figures.

People called me crazy for believing this will happen, I will be proven right... One day

I could see Sega persuading The Pokemon Company to allow a Pikachu colored Sonic skin in a game so long as it has no story mode interaction.

0:15 Mind you this man went to jail and was released a year ago. Also, JUMPSCARE

If he ever ran the franchise I wouldn’t be a sonic fan anymore

Cameos, skins? If Chris Chan ran any franchise it would immediately turn into a Sonichu nightmare where he is the protagonist.

3:48 kintobor, namgge

Chris Chan is literally the face of creepy Sonic fans

I am dying from the Mashed reference, nice job.

Chris forcing a cameo would be the least of what he'd do tbh. Bro if he could supoer have his way I'm sure bro would try to be at least the deturognist of the movie lol

We need more what ifs every now and then

Some questions are never meant to be asked nor answered.

I imagine that over time he would demand to put himself more and more into the picture til it encapsulates even Sonics series itself.

Oh god I never realized he hated G5 This is just nuts to be honest

One thing is for sure, he'd never allow Blue Arms!! Don't forget to check out Sonichu Dub Edition to remind yourself how he handled his own series, but in complete voice work and sfx! All given Chris' seal of approval!

i think you've over-estimated CWC's sanity. He would not just accept not using Sonichu. (despite long since overshadowing the sonichu character for their own self insert for years before he was even discovered) and there's some precedent for this in their insistence on using "Simonla Rosechu", a character who's design he transparently stole from one of the people orbiting him at the time, the only major changes being making them more feminine, and blissfully missing the anime references of the original design. When called out, repeatedly, and explicitly for this, Chris *never* gave up. They ignored, avoided, obfuscated at first. Eventually he caved and killed off the character. Not before introducing a daughter whos the same god damn design only shorter. And then resurrecting Simonla like a comic later. And continuing to just ignore and avoid any callouts for this. So what would happen is he'd just keep insisting on adding sonichu to things. Explicitly in games and things at first, while hanging up on Nintendo's lawyers because "i need to go to a meeting" or "I left the oven on". Pumping out constant justification, information about how his delusional version of copyright law works. Maybe he'd eventually feel cornered enough and start noticing CWCSEGA haemorrhaging money from all the lawsuits, and he'd dial the yellow rat back a little. Keeping sonichu to promotional media, maybe a cameo in an episode or comic. (though he was basically just a cameo most of the time anyway, only now Chris wants to make the most of it, so ironically, sonichu is more prominent when he does show up). Chris would of course insist now the problem is completely solved. Because he's so creatively bankrupt and doesn't understand copyright or IP. He'd eventually start collecting lawsuits as mario and MLP characters, and various anime's, start shamelessly crossing over in his poorly written comics. Fortunately he's too lazy to draw all this so at least the art will be better. then he'd probably try to screw one of the cardboard cutouts of sonic characters in the office that he thinks are real, spiral in some other genuinely unpredictable but unmistakably chrischanny ways. And end up roughly where they are irl.

that would be pretty interesting thats for sure

Is Daniel Larson the President of the US in this timeline?

I'm surprised you didn't include... I forget his name but the guy who added a lot of shipping to Archie comics and sued Sega, something Penders maybe, in your list of controversial people.

This is the best alternative history video on RU-vid

I imagine it would be like that business guy in smiling friends, where chris is like “Why do they hate it??? I spent 250 million dollars on this!!”

The fact that Chris hates the name Eggman so much shows how little he actually knows about Sonic. Eggman was his original Japanese name. Robotnik was a name they made to better appeal to the western audience. The name Eggman came first

We already have this what-if, it's called the entire career of Ken Penders

I can answer that question easily: He'd run it to the ground with his god awful ideas and shoehorn in porn. He'd turn Sonic into one of the worst franchises on the planet. lol

Actually it is a parody and he can get around the Copyright of Pokémon by not involving Pikachu with the thing it’s kind of like how Mickey Mouse was with Felix The Cat

Truely the darkest timeline

I think, while, yes, ofcourse, the Sonichu Character is copyright infringement, there might be a small chance of him getting away with the Name Sonichu alone. (Just the name, nothing else.) Chu means rat in japanese and Sonic is based on the latin word Sonus meaning Soundwave. So, I think there might be a chance that in Trademark law, it would be ruled that Sonichu does not infringe on Pokemons trademark. (Sega itself owns a trademark named Chu Chu Rocket about Mice.) And a japanese corporation which was not Sega got away with a character trademark called Soniko. And I thought THAT would clearly infringe on the Sonic trademark.

Finally a video about my boy christopher nolan.

What about Sonichu as a Nintendo Excluisve Skin? It worked for Rayman with Mario

So basically, Archie Comics under Ken Penders?

0:50 has to be the best thing made.in existence besides sa1, Spiderman 3, and FNAF 2. Scrooge in a chair, the dude from that one alien 2015 movie, the Ted guy, ed from ed ed eddy, pokemon blaze, slinky and helluvaboss! No way

Ken Penders = Chris-Chan

You should make a batman meme compilation video

That was a lot more tame than I was thinking

Okay, Chris Chan actually look pretty normal before he decided to grow out his hair.

Every time I hear the name Chris Chan I think of that GameStop video and Boom Sonic’s arms. Also you should do a “what if Ken Penders was in charge of the Sonic Franchise?” video.

Man, who let Blud cook with this video 💀

I would live to see one season of a sonic series chris chan had complete control of

Now do what if Chris was president

Bro if he was in charge Sonichu would bebcannon

Ah yes, I’d love to read a comic where Soundwave kidnaps Fluttershy and Chris, Sonic, and Magichan have to save Fluttershy from Soundwave and kill him.

Now let's see what'll happen if Ian Flynn ran the franchise

I know one thing that Sonic Boom would just have the regular designs in the show and the games I'd honestly agree with that

Oh god this could be a horror movie

Tell me why I’m stuck as a virgin with rage?

Now we need a video of if ken penders ran sonic The hedgehog

What if ken penders was in charge of the sonic franchise

wait is the whole "cpu goddess" thing a reference to neptunia thats kinda crazy to think about, chris-chan being into neptunia

I object: Chris Chan will still use sonichu as one of the main characters or side characters(remember simonchu and simonla rosechu) Probably will villainfy Nintendo and pokemon(simonchu and simonla rosechu situation, but Nintendo actually sue Chris Chan) in their idw comic, cartoon, or video game (Michael Snider court case where Chris tell the entire court that he doesn't deverse a red cent) and try to steal pokemon and claim they're sonicmon(simonchu and simonla rosechu situation again) Hashbro will have their ip used without their consent, and Sega would probably be sued into oblivion by everyone Chris Chan wronged, Even if Chris Chan was fired or removed, he will try to pull a Ken Pender

Chaos help us all...

The title was too crazy not to click

2024 room tour when?

I literally said "Oh No...." in response to this concept.

This'll be fun

what could, POSSIBLY.. go wrong?

He definitely would not make his arms blue

I thought he said the most controversial sonic name would be Ken Penders

The timeline we all wish we lived in...