What If Germany Just KEEPS Trying... 

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I love the nice touch of Romania gaining Bessarabia! Thanks! I think Poland might have gotten it's old borders in the east though... Also poor Germany! 😂

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This is what happens if hoi4 was vaguely realistic

@@snomcultist189 Idk if such mod exists but there could possibly be a mod that makes the peacedeals a tad bit more clean Or you always just use console and Player Led Peace Conferences

Oh, like me

@@snomcultist189 If you think this scenario is vaguely realistic, you don't have a good grasp of reality.

@@FlawlessFlaw Its not meant to be, its if germany was stupid enough to try over and over again.

didnt you understand this is a troll video?

this is possibly the most land czechoslovakia ever got in a (non czechoslovakia focused) alternate history scenario

He knows it's a troll video,most troll videos don't have nukes, and if ww3 did take place in early 1950's-1960's, then the ussr is destroyed early enough in which they can't make nukes, or the ones they have they can't use

Czechoslovakia won, but at what cost...

Ironically, I don't believe countries are likely to use nukes in wars at all, even if it's a world war. Fear and mutual respect for the other's world destruction power prevents everyone from initiating the nuclear war. I believe even a great power would not use nuclear weapons even to save itself from defeat, because the consequences for using them would be worse than just accepting defeat.

Every world war ever

and in the americans came

These repeating lines kind of even make the video sound a like a poem.

“Insanity is doing the exact same thing, over and over and over again, expecting something to change” -Vaas Montenegro

Part 2: “The Americans performed surprisingly well” “Despite facing the rest of the world” “Then the Martians came” “Territories torn away, economic destruction, military reduction and political humiliations” “USA cries out loud” “Then after 20 years of peace, the dark clouds of conflict ….”

this video was uploaded 5 minutes ago! how did you comment 10 hours ago?

​@@RandomPersonOnThisPlatformChannel Member I think

Fall of the old world, rise of the Columbian Empire.

😅

I've got a fan fic in my head where Napoleon wins the Napoleonic wars in a landslide, and then the continental system is reorganized is a co-Empire (like Austria-Hungary) between France and Germany in the 1840s. This super state then completely dominates mainland Europe, eventually conquering the British Isles, all of Africa, the Middle-East, Greater Russia, Greater India , and only stopping at around China and Japan because they would develop nukes by then. America would also be spurned on by the French to conquer the Americas in their pro-Napoleon anti-everyone who is against Napoleon (especially the British) zeitgeist. The Map looks like the map of Code Geass, but Europa United is more OP than Britannia and Britannia is liberal.

we just want our place in the sun!

​@@Wertzuioactually gave me an idea: in case Germany goes rouge and loses again, how about we found a German state in the actual Sun so they get their "place in the sun"?

@@biharek7595 The clouds of conflict will once more... brighten the skies and the lands of earth? The sun blasting solar powered orbital satellite, Germania, scorches the whole of Earth into a glassed wasteland

We are so peaceful because we have our place in the sun to place our towels on (Mallorca)

@@biharek7595 if that means we get our own dyson sphere i'm all here for it

If you look closely you see that Switzerland resists in 1 pixel worth of land

@@FusionCyborg ah i see

@@FusionCyborgna na that's obviously Liechtenstein!!

​@@ShadowOfThePitNo it ain't.

Oic. .w. Seems both Switzerland and Liechtenstein, resisting American takeover.

"The dark clouds of conflict approached the once peaceful continent" too

Halfway the video and I would have liver problems

dont forget "And the peace deal was gruesome"

I dno't regerret tihs

*dies*

Taking after their mothercountry

in came, the usa

the germans, were so close to victory

"The Germans cried out loudly"

Exactly

Repeat until Germany is America

Is it because they both have the same color?

@@The_whalesAlmost the same colors. If you look more closely USA has a more blasted blue and Yugoslavia has a more faded blue

USA being ultra-nationalist and willing to crush 1848-style revolutions and annexing western europe is based

And then, the americans came

Germany, France, and Italy are Balkanized, but the actual balkans somehow stays unified lol

United States: "Guys stop" Western Europe: "Nuh uh" United States: "Fine" *Erases western Europe*

nah they'll try again

It already is because the us is from Europe

@@minestar2247 in what way?

@@Makarosc the USA speaks a european language and have european culture, so they practically are the same

This deeply offends me

Maybe because of the millions who died in all the world wars and the devastation that happened in Western Europe

This would take second place for me. The no no Germans winning WW2 is still unbelievably more terrifying

We live in the most dystopian rn tho

@@mr.originality1005 that’s the good ending

Wrong. Finally Europe gets to be cool raaaah 🦅

Another extremely cursed scenario: everyone in Europe has had enough of the US.

​@@barrett.50caliber America: *Then I shall turn all of Europe into American States and there shall be no difference between America and European America.*

America is the secret evil here

​@@kairosdoe386Another cursed scenario: The US accidentally clicks "release all" and the entire world is balkanized

​​@@kairosdoe386The 28th Amendment will rename the United States of America into the United States of Earth From New York to Berlin, from Los Angeles to Vladivostok, from sea to shining sea, the Star Spangled Banner shall wave proudly, the American Century has ended, but the Terran Century has only just begun

"If we don't move they can't see us"

Spin and Portugal randomly joining the war

They learned from austria

Here in the Netherlands some people like to meme that we're just a German Bündesland (state).

​@@LeyrannBundesland* no ü ;). Much love from Germany ❤️🇪🇺

Ja mein Freund

Considering the backlash they got after so long of depending on Russian resources, their current economy, and their horrific demographics, I think Germany has failed in all fronts.

I guess America just hates Switzerland for no reason

RIP the lad

Probably just did it to prevent the border gore.

Not entirely...there's still two pixels of Switzerland left.

I agree

As a french to

As an italian too

As a Brit too

As an American, this was a great scenario

There are American soldiers stationed across western Europe; we are under occupation.

​@@M_DunNot the same

@maxjames2923 Sure buddy, spending on public services and letting the Americans do the international security is a bad thing.

​@@snomcultist189yes it is. I don't want you here, you are as bad as Russia. Just look at what you did to Iraq

America is already in Europe in a way, and Europe is the source of america

Average whatifalthist video:

lol true

whatifalthist isn't THAT pro-America

@@youtuber-tg1pu he said multiple times that Europe will descend into chaos and America will come in and slowly integrate Europe into it's sphere

@@Emane899 also don't mention teens not able to reproduce will cause the US to collapse in civil war

nope it'll either be a recolor, or theamerican coaty of arms on the blue fields which the latter seems like america would do

What German flag? You die if you fly it.

they wouldn't have a flag at this point lol.

Americanised anything is dystopian

@@Kromiball As an american... Thats funny

@@Kromiballas an American, Ima need you to explain that

It’s the reality we live in

@@edelweiss7928 yes But no

Kaiser the Sisyphus...

And German language die out

"In this timeline" ... German here. We already do, especially after NordStream. Ami go home.

​@@alsob1062wdym?

​@@alsob1062I thought the Ukes did it?

@@Writer_Productions_Map Everybody knows that the US blow up NordStream, our traiterous government in Berlin was possibly involved as well.

OVER THERE, OVER THERE, SAY WORD SAY THE WORD OVER THERE

"Ah, General Kennedy, we have been expecting you".

​@@ThePikminCaptainTHAT THE YANKS ARE COMING, THE YANKS ARE COMING, A RUM TUM TUMMING EVERYWHERE.

“You fool, I have been trained in your “World War” Arts by Great Britain.”

Britain and France: stand down this time if you wanna fight Germany youl have to fight us too along with Italy we are the 4 European Great Powers it’s 4 of us and 1 of you stand down

​@@MCLegend13 TFW when they too get balkanized lol

funny enough, the usa is older than germany by about a century

good idea

@@webelmapping yea

Would France still invade Mexico?

"fine, i'll do it myself"

The schizo hyperborean spirit inhabits all Germans

theyre just getting massive zenkais. Thats how- they have a buff when they recover from defeat (stacks)

High population, culture that induces a good work ethic, high degree of industrialization, strategic (central) location, larger than the neighbors it shares the most-developed continent in the world with.

Economic imperialism

Common mein reich Europa W

impossible France was too powerful and was already playing the long game in at the end of 1914

@@ommsterlitz1805 I never said the Germans would win in a year. I said they would be waging war under the same logic that the Germans thought were using that made them estimate that the war would last 1 year. Think of what I said in the same way as me saying the generals of WW1 in 1914 tried to fight WW1 under the same logic as the Napoleonic wars with some adjustments. Sorry for not being clear. I do agree with you partially. I wonder how the boom in German population and the increased levels of mechanisation in the context of WW1 era fighting would cause such a war to play out. The loss of a quick victory will doom the Nazis, and I wonder if there might be another, to put it in their terms, mutilated peace for the Germans to cut their losses, or perhaps they try turning the Western front into a meat grinder and hope the allies agree to let Germany have their eastern European holdings. Depending on how the war goes, the allies might agree to the latter out of fear of the soviets being proportionally stronger than the depleted allies. To put it another way, the allies fell into the trap the Soviets set with the implications of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. While Blitzkrieg as a method of waging war would be developed a year into this war, it wouldn't be able to be implemented with anywhere near the same effectiveness in Western Europe.

@@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug That would apply to France though, Germans already had given up the Napoleonic tactics as soon as 1866 war with Austrian Prussian war, only France though more of fighting gloriously than reinventing tactics, only the catastrophic casualties in insane bayonet charge against machines guns and shrapnel artillery of the 1870 war were Germans were ducking and shooting in prone position from a km away this was forbidden in France army despite having better guns and technology they used the same tactics and ww1 forcibly made France change it's tactics as they were doing the same.

@@ommsterlitz1805 My expression of Napoleonic warfare was a little exaggerated. I'm probably remembering a stupid exaggeration I heard in high school. The Franco-Prussian war is definitely more in line with how the French initially perceived WW1 to be at the start of the war. To go back to the initial comment, how do you think such a WW1 2.0 would play out?

@@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug Massive use of gas and chemicals attacks via bombers and artillery targeting both the well defended trenchs and the industrial cities, it would be much worse for everyone involved in the end with millions more deaths. Germany would have won not by reaching Paris but thanks to it's industrial capabilities to produce enough gas to make entire cities get emptied out in just a week, depending on the casualties of the Luftwaffe with this tactic being more deadly than any bombs, Uk might have been forced to also sign an armistice just like France did after a massive launch of Bombers and V1 and V2 filled to the brim of poisonous gas canisters. A very grim scenario in the end.

The peace deal was gruesome. Territories torn away, economic destruction, and political humiliation

Germany rebuilds because it is just Germany and this time there is no US to stop it

The USA is now land given to the Mexicans, fr*nch, bri'ish and Indian tribes

It is the line of thinking in which "Germany is so big for Europe and so small for the world" and "If Germany is not a world power then there will be no Germany" taken to the extreme.

They fr just be eating popcorn in the background while Catalonia is biting their ankles...

Well, Europe has themselves to blame.

@@Legend21for Yeah, I guess.

@@Legend21forWW5, anyone?

And the US trying to fully incorporate Europe? We haven’t done that with Puerto Rico, you know, that one island we own in the Caribbean? Trust me when I say it would make TNO’s Russian warlord states look like a calm debate with how much guerrilla force there would be.

​@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogai know this is an old comment, but what makes this scenario realistic to me is the US only takes territory after, like, world war 4. There wouldnt be a factory in western europe able to make more than a large truck. The population of Europe would be halved, if not quartered, after nearly a century of brutal war. Annexation and integration would be breif. Because there would not be enough numbers, nor sadly will, to resist at that point.

I think since this is Europe-focused, it should be western Europe rebelling with the help of Poland and Russia, as they fear America conquering the rest of the continent, it fits with the "Germany sought out new allies, coincidentally both former enemies" vibes and kinda makes more sense.

would the "in, the americans came" even work anymore now that this is the 6th time

First European empire of America.... ultimate pow-ah...

Ignore the Europeans rebelling in the background!

We Europeans would rather die free than live In American Europe because if Europe is known for anything, it's for inventing nationalism

this is a proper what if to me

Europe: "ONLY WHEN YOU FUCKING STOP INTERVENING FOR 5 MINUTES"

Well there are worse plus I'm sure America wouldn't oppress the Europeans still having your land and territory stripped away power gone is probably one of the worst fates Europe could get

yea the WW5 music didn't help

Well, 1984 Oceania is the US

​@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogathats britain

@@Atykhros and the USA.

@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga yes

@@AtykhrosI think the US either unifies with Britain or annexes them

I've always wondered this

Pls not, It would be worse than Afghanistan to maintain under control

He said it got Americanized in 2 generations it isn't as hard as you think

As a European, I see this as a war crime to just turn hundreds of thousands of years worth of countries into amer*can states

Lol

America didn't like the German gold because anything German is an enemy of the US

Lol that comment made my day a little better 😌

you misspelled utopian

@@BoliceOcciferyou misspelled dystopian

@@BoliceOcciferNO ITS DYSTOPIAN YOUR THE ONE WHO MISSPELLED IT

This would be an interesting what if, if Germany would try to conquer Europe through economic power and diplomacy instead of military

@@FedericoGrimaudo Agreed, it surely would

Yeah, both for the Europeans living in the US and Americans dealing with whatever sh!t collateral damage they would get from us “pacifying” all of the rebellions from the different cultures.

Impossible. The allies could have never stopped the Germans at the Catastrophe at Marne.

That's the most unrealistic scenario I've ever heard of!

Idk

I highly doubt you have a crush . . . . . . . . Because you have a wife king😎🗿👑

@@arrielradja5522 I wish LMAO

However much sympathy I have for Poland, it is impossible between Russia and Germany

@@FedericoGrimaudothe simple answer is the PLC survives via reform in their system to not be influenced by outsiders so much

@@FedericoGrimaudo Dude, the position of Prussia/Germany for most of its history was much worse than Poland, Poland disappeared from the world map for 123 years due to the lack of centralized power.

brother all of western Europe uniting against the US would be a free win for Europe because the US has other enemies *cough Russia* *cough china* and it would not be close

Well Germany would be an economic and military superpower, With Western Europe as puppets and the East and Africa as its playground

The german empire would take over the world and make global Kaiserreich

That sounds good

It's a very cool name 😌