I attended a junior parkrun once and completely rinsed the field, finishing a whole lap ahead of second place (or should I say "first-placed loser"). There was absolutely no depth, and it made me feel like I burned 2km into my alphas for nothing. The Run Director then had the cheek to call the police because I expressed my opinion about the lack of competition, and they even tried to twist the fact I was wearing one-inch seams into a crime of indecency. Hey a**hole, *no* serious runner wears under-wear with shorts, and I should know as I've been running for 40 years, but nice try. The police let me go after they escorted me away, so joke's on you.
