Yep he is a hundred percent a alcoholic that's all he talks about when he Sally's he has not drank it's a lie I am sure he drinks every day his love for alcohol is so visible does he go five minutes without talking about some kind of substance
@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Isn't just a little little weird that Brent is now associating / romanticizing women & booze in the 3rd person to justify his alcoholic fantasies.
@@migzydriftthe whole channel is this way. Bert’s the alcoholic with zero self awareness, Christina is always upset about something, Tom is the serial killer poor hater.
Congratulations to both of you on your weight loss , i am also on a weight loss journey since July i have lost 95lbs , found out i was type 2 diabetic and had some blood pressure issues , working on both of those , finally getting a handle on things , I watch or listen to yall every week
The joy that these two men bring me has no limits. Bert is like a bad ass 12-year-old with millions of dollars and Tom is like his cool dad that he just stole his weed.
Came here to say this exactly! Figured someone else must have mentioned it already 😂 seriously though it would be great to hear one complete thought from Tom without Bert interrupting with something completely unrelated and about him. He sounds like he traded alcohol for cocaine, legit cannot shut up
@@MartiniGTGP Have a buddy that cannot see any woman without her reminding him of a lion, moose, beaver etc. He's done it since we were in middle school.. After 30+ years of it , It's infuriating and hilarious at the same time 😆
Enny saying 'I think you already do it" and "I think thats pretty much already how this show goes" talking about and calling out Bert for always talking over Tom was absolutely priceless. I literally LOL. Ole Berty Boy was so damn BUTT HURT but he knows and so does everyone else that it's 100% The TRUTH!!!!!
I'm down to 229 from 275, an episode of Bert talking about losing all that weight and the differences you start to notice after dropping so much, was perfect timing lol.
@@Dp_is_Op don’t use a scale. You understand if you’ve been eating well or not. If u must, weigh yourself the 1st of every month- to see how you’re trending. I did keto/carnivore and intermittent fasting. Pretty much only ate one meal a day at 6:30 PM High fat high protein - if you’re consistent it will burn off.
Bert spends half of his time on any given podcast trying to convince everyone he’s not addicted and the other half speaking with passion and eloquence about alcohol.
Why is it called 2 bears when there's basically only one talker. Bert, when you ask Tom a question, please allow him to answer for at least ten seconds before cutting him off and turning it around to drinking again! Bert looks great after not drinking as much but he still talks about it 24/7.
God, Tom looking at the booth for reactions on some of Bert's explanations is so much like Jim from the Office it's not even funny. Love the dynamic duo
Bert talking about vodka at 14:00 was such a treat. He masterfully weaves a story together and conveys the emotions he has in his relationship with alcohol. A true alcoholic
Dude I have fatty liver and been sober like one full year and no way my liver is ever gonna be good enough to support half the drinks i used to drink or a quarter of what Bert consumes
Also years ago on hot ones he went on a rant about hating accepting random shots and drinks at shows, and would rather drink alone in his hotel room lol
@@mattcoker9763 It sounded like he just wanted to try and create content and try things on his own. Maybe he felt stuck in a rut or something akin to that.
Keep up the good work Bert! I went from 443 pounds last December and now I am 368 ! It ain't easy especially without any friends to encourage me. I'm doing this all alone and I still got more to go. My goal is 270 and I'm gonna make it happen this year! Thank you for being inspiring!
Bart is 100% a 1970s Dodge Van. One of the ones with shag carpet and a mini bar in the back and instead of some ocean animal or dragon painted on the side, its just him shirtless on a bear skin rug.
Wasn't Bert and Tom's first weight loss challenge during the first Sober October they did? Bert just admitted to drinking through the whole challenge. Which isn't surprising. I always figured he was lying about not drinking.
No....the first weight loss challenge took place December of 2016 with the final weigh ins at the very beginning of January. The first Sober October was 2017.
love bert and tom... their like brothers from another mother lol. im so glad i found these guys a few years back. i love finding new shows and comics on my own without someone turning me on to them.. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK U TO BERT AND TOM. im suffering from stage 4 colon cancer i have surgery in 2 weeks and it 50/50 weither ill survive. this past few months in horriable pain from it and these guys made this single father of 3 boys with my life coming to an end, made me LAUGH and SMILE more then i have in over a year. I just wanted to tell them thank you. sorry for the bad spelling everyone i just got back from chemo and my brain isnt their yet today.. NEVER CHANGE bert and tom not for anyone, you guys are simply amazing comics
Hey man… I know this likely doesn’t mean shit to you, in the grand scheme of things… but I hope you end up on the positive side of that 50/50, & you get to live many many more years.
Wow there's no getting one by you.. Those 2 guys live a 1000+ miles apart, have other podcasts, and tour the world non-stop doing comedy shows. You really think they have time to meet every week FOR A FREE PODCAST?? use some common sense man
Bert dries out for a month & relapses for the next 11 months, pretending he’s in control of his Alcohol Abuse Disorder. You’re fooling no one. RIP BERT 💀
I've been telling myself for years that as long as I was healthier then Bert I was doing ok. Listening to this podcast while I clean my apartment this morning and realising I'm at a point in my life where Bert would be worried about me has me spiraling.
One of the best genuine conversations in this podcast I’ve ever seen by Tom and Bert have. I’m glad that they got over the tension they had going for awhile there. That’s true friendship and I honestly hope that their relationship keeps growing and getting better. I’m gonna sound sappy but this episode made me feel good about the positive outlook we all should strive for in life. Plus the conversation about women and what you should look for in a good woman was grade A material. Good shit boys.
One bear one cave, lead by Bart is quite literally my worst nightmare. A great friendly podcast turned into delusional “we’re not alcoholics” show. Hey Bret if you’re making the excuse to drink, even by “bringing the party” you’re the alcoholic.
"The 'funnest' thing to Bert" = Being so unbelievably annoying, and pressuring to your "friends" who are trying to sleep, to drink, that they eventually drink just to shut your alcoholic ass up. Wow, how fun for everyone....
---> *_HUBERMAN said the following drinks, in order, give the least hangovers:_* •VODKA WITH ORANGEJUICE GIVES THE LEAST HANGOVER •BEER •GIN •WHITE WINE •WHISKEY •RUM •RED WINE •BRANDY, WHICH IS GIVES THE WORST HANGOVER.
only took until 9 minutes before the deluded rationalizations about alcohol began - why is nobody talking to Bert about his non-sense? Nobody wants to listen to him talk for an hour after?
Tom had a Bart moment out of nowhere and off topic "can I do a choke hold on you right now?" I wonder how many times he's had that thought but this time it slipped out lol😅😂
In the first minute of the pod Bert try’s to come up with an analogy and laughs and said “nah, that’s bad”. I’m 100% convinced he was gonna bring up how people in Germany ignored what was happening in ww2
On today’s episode of “ I’m not an alcoholic”, Bart attempts some pretty incredible verbal gymnastics to assure himself that he doesn’t have a drinking addiction. We’re turning into a one trick pony here guys. Can we get back to funny please?
I understand why they have to bank episodes do to they’re schedules but Bert needs to stop interrupting and having the Bert, Bert and Bert issues. I wanted to heard about Tom’s midlife crisis lol.
@ParkourHarborside nobody is confused why there are guest bears. They literally say on the show the reasoning for guest bears as well. Do you think you came up with a good jab there? Doesn't change the fact that we don't want guest bears champ.
Bert I weigh 235 and am 6 ft I know for a fact that you are taller than that which means that you most certainly weigh more than 235 there's no way that you weigh as much as me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂