What Really Happens if You Decapitate Deadpool? (Because Science w/ Kyle Hill) 

I know right rip explanation

NOOOOOOO

It physically hurt me :P

ambidextrous, Apart from a few thing I can do that too.

I first read this comment before the vid had fully ended so I thought you were talking about the Game Theory bit. But then I watched the rest and I think I died a little inside.

Radmus the Shitpost Machine so does time... plus he’s basically a parody hero. Parody hero’s live forever 😂

That is most superheroes

David Berrios sounds like deadpool tbh

Well, if there was a weakness hidden in there it would provide a bonus of distracting you from the truth (and pissing you off).

That's genius! I never thought of that before. He would totally do that.

Maybe DP can make choices on this stuff

Aixa Tello Deadpool sounds like whoevers reading him outloud to be honest.

I second this motioj

+Inkaaz he really does look like thor lol

Do it and I'll share it out! -- KH

it Must be Indisputable, Sientific Logic

I want to stop time. -- KH

imagine following it with "tHaankS fOr wAaatChhiinG"

I like the idea that Deadpool leaves little bit of himself everywhere

SUPRISE KATANAAAA

UNEXPECTED Katana. Scared the crap out of me. Nigh literally.

+Nerdist #SurpriseKatana

Koricon Nala I guess that's one thing science can't explain. Oooohhhhhhhhhh

Best ending ever

Too much of it

He pretty much got ripped In Half and his body grew back 😂

@@Shuffle4148 brow blew himself to nothingness and came back

"Thanos curses be damned"

Wrong at the end of that comic thanos removed the curse....

Also the comic universe and the movie’s universe are different

Well couldn't thanos un curse him I think that's about the only way to get rid of him

Juggled Lotus Even Squirrel Girl has beaten the actual Thanos (not a clone, as confirmed by The Watcher). He may claim he can make claims to the contrary, but I'd choose the word of the watcher over his.

+lakkakka Epic rap battles of history idea, Matpat vs Kyle Hill

+Nick1p.x that would be fun. KYLE get on it and arrange it. You and mat should write your own verses. And for extra fun you should act as each other in the video. 😂

No he is kurt cobain

No offense, but MatPat does crappy misinformed clickbait.

I don't really take matpat's theories seriously, they're fun to watch, but i just leave them at theories

OR THE BACKGROUND MUSIC YASSS

Or UNEXPECTED KATANA!

+gandalftheantlion No that was later on but it was pretty awesome!

Vaibhav Saini yeah, I was just messing arou- SURPRISE LIGHTSABER!

Can cyclops were contact lenses and can magneto extract the iron from blood with no extra iron or a iron based tattoo

i have a question. is kyle still as sexy withoit long hair?

you should look into dividing sea anemone, they can be split to create 2 individual organism

+Nerdist I loved that little film/game theory reference at the end ;)

well that's a theorie a film theorie

and how he suffocated to death...

NeutralGuyDoubleZero he would die, he even stated it himself in the comics

+Zach Doherty-Smith I dont doubt that, but that doesnt make sense to me. He can survive being burnt to a skeleton with none of his organs supporting his brain, yet if his spinal cord is cut from his body he is unable to regenerate. I get why he can die from asphyxiation since thats pure oxygen depravation that affects only his blood and brain, thus preventing regeneration auto fixing it, but getting decapitated is pretty similar of an injury in terms of scope to being burnt down to his very bones.

NeutralGuyDoubleZero true. continuity is hard

Can tou even decapitate Wolverine with the adamantium spine and all?

MatPat would lose

..but that's just a theory.

+Devin Miller matpat lived isolated in a closet for 8 years, surviving only on diet coke and naturebox. he is a hardened man. kyle doesn't stand a chance.

I think this calls for a DEATH BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!

A game theory!

I think it was some sort of planet or environment that auguments mutant powers. But by all means, he grew back from thin air. It's like this one blood splatter digested air and transformed it into body cells.

Katana

This could not work. There are vital cell types with no regenerative properties. While not many types, they still exist.

i was gonna comment this :(

Azrael and Wolverine inmortality deal. simply wolverine sold his soul to Angel of Death (Azrael). In return if Wolverine does die, Azrael resurrects him against scientific fact.

Jav Hop well his healing factor is really fast and regenerated super fast, realistically he wouldn't die, he is immune to everything and would regrow anything at unimaginable speed he would be alive and running like nothing happend

but what happens, if he is cutted in many pieces? or teared in many pieces, like an explosion does?

Actually his super fast healing was reduced at some point, also I know I've read comics where when his head is destroyed or he explodes himself, he IS pretty much dead for a while. He uses this to visit lady death, but his body is regenerating while he does so and he gets thrown back into his body

This is a you're dead to me comment. -- KH

Naruto Uzumaki Edit: my guess would be nothing so amazing. Superman had been charged by more powerful stars

Naruto Uzumaki if it was a kugelblitz, that would be a whole different story. P.S. Sorry Kyle.

You stole my comment :(

daniel obrien Kind of wish I didn't... Kyle-senpai will never notice me now TuT

Because (lady) death won't let him die

+TheJasper855 Thanos cursed him, so he wouldn't be with Mistress Death

He's dead in the comics right now

+Mr. J he's back alive in the current All New All Different Marvel and making tons of money both in and out of the comics because of his popularity. He even started a mercenary company called Mercs For Money after Luke Cage sued him for using Heros For Hire as the company name.

GuyWithAnAmazingHat Ah okay cool. Did they give any reason as to why he's been ressurected or is it just the usual "its comics just go with it" kinda thing?

you sir are a scholar and a saint

You're right

You mean left handed my friend

+Greg's Vids no he meant right handed since the video is FLIPPED it looks like left handed to us

+Nicholas Chavez ok thank you I get it now my bad

If you read the manga, they go a little further on this idea. Definitely an interesting series!

Ceyhun Dursun 7

Denis Garley Yep, that's a big part of the show. Since you can't permanently kill an Ajin, people found a way to torture them. To literally cut off their head and let them watch as a new head (with all his memories and experiences) grows back and takes his place. It's a really creepy thought...

awesome show

I know I watched this befor, but I can't remember all these details... the blessings of bad memory lol time to find it again

I know someone who still needs to learn the english language...

this is prettymuch what matpat figured out in film theory

I heard somewhere that his cells carry the memories. Doesnt make sense but its an explanation.

Maybe his memories have something like an auto save so when it regrow she it just copies his memories

That's basically the end of X-Men Origins with Wolverine. Unfortunately Deadpool doesn't follow the same logic and somehow retains his memories when his entire brain is destroyed, not just shot through a specific part.

Thank you Eric! It's really important to me in terms of framing. Thanks for noticing. -- KH

Answered that one in a previous video! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-P1wZ1Hp9eLw.html -- KH

Brendon Hutton, A lot would depend on Wade himself. More than likely, he had a genetic marker for the cancer. Much like diabetes and heart disease run in genitics. if so the HF could recognize the Cancer as part of Wades self and heal accordingly

yes yes it would hence the ol hamburger dead and his overall body lol

+crazyjr Then again, it doesn't matter whether or not the cancer regens, he heals too fast for it to hurt him, plus he just straight up can't die.

Da Wulf I understand that, i was just saying that the Cancer is part of him, so the healing factor recognizes it, and does not attack it

Thats what i was thinking the whole video too

me 2 😠

All they do is mirror the image. He writes normally on a glass pane, and then they flip it. I looked at how his shirt buttons up to confirm it. The wrong side is on top when he's writing in the video.

OH DAMN YOU'RE RIGHT! His microphone also changes sides whenever he's writing vs not writing!

Yep, and the folds on both of his pockets flip to the other side.

impressive observational skillz

or the body materialises like a titan from AOT

I'd say comic book magic

Nice profile pic

+suddenly titan *unexpected Titan*

+Elijah P what? I put the little * star things that mean it's a correction but they disappeared when I posted the comment. =(

Landen Matlock because of a magical crystal not his regeneration read the comic

I thought that was Deadpool?

Landen Matlock thats because Chuck Norris spit on the drop off blood

Lobo did it better

Unhelpful Revelations no he regenerated from a single atom I believe so

Justin Flaherty wow

MARVELous

Infinite Double Penetration

69th like gg noob

There was even a moment, though I don't remember if it was Deadpool or Wolverine, where he regenerated his whole body just from one blood cell

+Arek15Arek Wolverine did that

wasn't it Lobo tho?

Or a drop of blood

like jordan said, they are very inconsistent lol

Because biology!

cuz bananas don't bleed to death...... seriously (assuming the question was somewhat serious): cuts from a plant can absorb new resources. When you put it into a glass of water, the pressure inside the plant still continues to pump new water and stuff into it. It doesn't need roots to absorb resources. Also, this functions without any instructions. Plants don't have a nervous system. Most of the stuff a plant does, happens automatically. Capillar pressure, osmosis..... Photosynthesis not so much, but it happens on a cellular level. Plants do not have organs.... But even with plants, it does matter which parts you take. If you take any plant and cut off all roots and leaves, it'll die. If you decapitate Deadpool, the body does not have a brain telling its hard to pump, its lungs to breathe etc... The head doesn't have a digestive system providing new resources, no heart pumping those resources into the brain, no lungs enriching the blood with oxygen.... Healing factor alone doesn't cut it once vital organs are lost.

because plants have no brains.

That's why their theory is wrong. It's magic, period. No physical explanation works.

best guess from a non nerd. it changes its gravity to just past the point of lifting so hulk pulls up he is holding all the weight and the portion on the ground is then very little. also the gravity changing properties could change the gravity how it chooses, aka the point facing down and not the entire thing. that could explain the last 2 questions. lastly kevin, magic and since have always walked hand in hand throughout history. in our realm, magic is just unexplained physics until we advance put knowledge

+Devin Laviolette the main problem with magic is exactly that we can't explain it. it can't be gravity because it works as a field, and affects anything around it. how could it hold Loki down to the ground but not attract him to itself? how can it attach itself to the plane floor but Hulk can't just pull with enough force to break the ground around it and lift it?

Devin Laviolette In the DC universe, Superman is vulnerable to magic, AKA it is a force without known or reproducible physical properties. In the comic universe, magic is not unexplained physics, but actual mystical manipulation of time/space/matter. That said, do I agree with your definition of magic in our universe? Absolutely, but it in no way applies to the fictional universe of comics.

+Kevin Davis reasonable, I just want to try and see this from a scientific point of view

SSVjoker what if he got poisoned

Setsunax Kuro *Sigh.* Then he won't die, the dude is literally immortal.

Shrimp Lord he just can regrow his body but if his body got poisaned I don't think so, first class poisan

Actually, Deadpool is literally immortal because Death loves him. She won't let him die

Royal Assassin142 no, Death wants Deadpool to die so they can be together. Thanos, pissed about Death relationship with Deadpool. Curse Deadpool immortality.

bump

Goku's instant transmission is faster than logic

I get a ton of questions about training in increased gravity, gonna have to do that soon. -- KH

+Nerdist that would be awesome

It's faster than teleportation and that's not even logical. XD

xDDD cool one

yep. yep. yep.

so, every image of deadpool is deadpool.....so deadpool is a weeping angel? ^^

So curiosity killed a deadpool eh? cool

+famousfreind The opposite, apathy

Maximus Duke so.... deadpool can duplicate hisself?? 0.0

#InfiniteDP

that's how many of those fuckers reproduce actually. They split themselves in half. Some years ago I had a nano reef aquarium. one of the live rocks had a small starfish inside..... some weeks later, the tank was full with those fuckers... but you can't really compare them to deadpool. They don't really have vital organs or much of an nervous system.

starfish don't even have separate butts/mouths. yep like jellyfish their butt holes are their mouth holes, gives new definition to the phrase "talking out of their butts." doesn't it?

+richard conaway that's actually interesting in regards to the CatDog video.

#infiniteDP

Bow chicki bow wow

+FreeBaconTacos hey chicki bum bum

Maybe that's why he uses two swords!

I was actually thinking I'm pretty sure another industry has already developed a rather wide consumer base which has already used and popularized the acronym "dp".

Wolverine also regenerated from a single drop of his blood

Grasp My Malok Never read that story but I have heard of it. Has that happened multiple times or just the once?

Wolverine has said at one time, he thought drowning might actually kill him. Since he had the adamantium he's been deathly afraid of water

crazyjr Since he would be deprived of oxygen his brain would likely go into stasis but he wouldn't be completely dead. Pull him out of the water and pump the water out of his lungs and he should revive, as is implied in the movie version of Days of Future Past

I have seen both DOFP and the origins movies, yes in the movies it's hinted that he could survive. I'm refering to a comis i read a while ago. Wolverine was in an underwater faculty (lab, hideout, IDK) and reading his thoughts, he was afraid, if the mission failed he'd definitely die. So at least in his mind he thought it was possible

Plz feature me next vid :)

yea because he had the ability for portals to be made wherever he was seperated

I'm liking just because you referenced beyonders

L0ST S0UL I have a feeling that you have yet to discover fire before learning writing...

Herbert Orwenyo the same guy

Samet Bay i know but 2 different channels ✋ boi

Herbert Orwenyo yes

You shpuld have said matpat

really

Johnathan Rivera Those types of science videos don't go here, but I mean getting sick is very simple, you just have a bacteria or a virus attaching your cells

Best Marvel response letter ever!

Dead to me. -- KH

I don't think they did, I'm pretty sure they just did a how how to kill Deadpool, and it doesn't actually kill him, just erases his memory

hahahaha

wouldn't this be on film thoery

Think more meta. -- KH

Double dead now. -- KH

Did you see the look on his face when he said it? He knows.

I think he knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He knows...from experience.

Yeah that was... Definitely intended.

Dead to me. -- KH

can you do something on dragonball? i would tell you on twitter but i dont have on

not a lot of people know this but deadpool can starve, drown, suffocate, and thirst to death just like a normal human. do i need to go into detail?

***** OK then 😄

No he cant as Thanos cursed him with the inability to die.

And then, ala theseus' ship paradox, which one is the original deadpool?

Broken Jesuit how is that a paradox? The head is the real one

The head has grown into an evil version of dp before so it wouldnt be the head would have to be body haha

Everyone knows the REAL defining factor to Deadpool is... Well, in his pants... So the parts that regenerate from that are the real Deadpool. Which is why the head turned evil.

No deadpool isn't a potato he can't be used a a corp

You're right, without something exotic I'm not thinking off, plasma at that temperature would set a room on fire. -- KH

I've always favored my own BS explanation for this. (Everyone likes their own brand.) I never went with magnetic containment for lightsaber plasma because heat. What we do know, though, is that the Star Wars universe has any number of variations on force fields, and that they can be fine-tuned. Ray shields probably let air through so you don't suffocate while you stand there trapped like a dumbass. Hangar bays have shields that keep air IN but let ships and whatnot go through. SO.... My version of a lightsaber generates the plasma, but contains it using a force field that sorts by energy level. This field will allow matter through as long as the matter is relatively cool, which it isn't as soon as it contacts plasma at star temperatures. Read on, bear with me. High energy is blocked, low energy gets through. The high energy plasma is contained, the reasonably low-energy visible light that gives the blades color passes through, high energy blaster bolts are blocked, other lightsabers are blocked. And here's my favorite bit- We've seen that the blades take time to cut through heavy materials (blast doors), and rebound from heavy structural components, leaving a relatively shallow cut. If the plasma is that hot, why doesn't it slice steel beams and whatnot like buttah? Because the lightsaber force field also only allows a tiny, tiny bit of matter inside. Just the fraction of a gram needed to turn to plasma. When the blade hits a steel beam, the first bit of steel touched is immediately heated to plasma temperatures and is inside the blade's force field. Too much matter, and too hot, so the field spits it out, exposing cooler material, which it heats, then also spits out. This process slows down the cutting of denser materials. Voila! I like it, anyway... I'm thinking if this force field also limits the amount of kinetic energy that can go through, it'll block slugthrowers as well. Damn, I'm nerded out....

That's an interesting way to look at it.

I appreciate that. I know it was way off in TL:DR territory, but I'm happy knowing one person skimmed it at least. :-) It just occurred to me that OF COURSE the field sorts for high/low kinetic energy as well. Kinetic energy and heat are kissin' cousins. (That's how real scientists describe it, I'm told.)

I read it too ! :D interesting theory! Makes sense.

I'll allow it. -- KH